02 Are youkai and cultivator a couple?
In an instant, for the first time, I felt that death was so close.
I've been a jerk sometimes, but I've never had an enemy in my twenty years of life who had to kill me.
I stared at the sharp weapon that came at me, and I was very reluctant to die. Just because one person, my sister, she can't accept the blow of my death, so I definitely can't die!
The world is moving slowly and suddenly......
I saw it, I saw it! The weapon that was being stabbed turned out to be ...... Fruit knives sold at a stall at the entrance of the park, palm length, plastic handle.
I've bought one of these before, and I've found that it's not easy to cut an apple with a knife like this.
I subconsciously leaned to the left and awkwardly avoided the knife. Then he hurriedly took a few steps back, and pulled a certain distance from this "assassin".
Everything was back to the way it was, and the knife stabbed forward at a rapid pace, stopping at the neck of the old godstick.
A large amount of cold sweat overflowed from the back of my forehead, and only then did I see the appearance of this peach blossom tribulation object clearly.
Probably less than twenty years old, tall and tall wearing a white shirt, a pink skirt, and black shoes. The hair is long and draped over the shoulders. The delicate face is covered with light makeup, which makes the appearance more mature, and the whole person looks fashionable and beautiful.
And the most striking thing is the unwavering eyes, revealing a distinctive temperament.
The old man talked nonsense and lies all night, but the most correct should be the sentence "It's beautiful, even grandpa I praise one." ”
This girl, who was called Lu Qi by the old god, quickly turned around and faced me with a knife in her hand.
"Do you have this knife for three dollars a piece?"
I don't know why I would say such boring things at such a critical juncture, anyway, I just wanted to say something to this girl, and I spit this out of breath, and even I felt like a boring man who had nothing to talk to.
Lu Qi was stunned for a moment, and the knife that he originally wanted to stab over also stopped, and continued the topic casually.
"Five pieces!"
This was said sonorously.
"Then you've been deceived, this knife is actually very bad, those parks and small stalls just like to deceive people with fakes. ”
I said something boring again.
"Less nonsense, you suffer death!"
Either she was annoyed and angry, or she couldn't stand between good and evil, and this woman actually blushed at this juncture. Offering a knife for five dollars a piece to stab me, I sensed that the old man didn't seem to be joking when he said that this woman was poorer than me.
Speaking of which, this place is really private enough, far from the crowded square, and there are only three of us here. That dead old man couldn't have deliberately sneered at me to bring me here?!
The girl came to kill me again with a knife in her hand, and I went back in a thrilling way.
Lu Qi played with the knife like an acrobatic, and in a moment the knife turned a few times, stabbed with his backhand, and then opened the bow left and right, throwing it from this knife to that hand without a little ambiguity.
I stared horrified at the murder weapon in her hand, everything seemed to slow down every time the knife came to stab me, and I relied on the illusion to dodge the knife.
"Mushroom Liang! I didn't provoke you, why should I be so ruthless?"
Seeing that she couldn't stab me, she seemed to be tired, so she stopped and gasped.
"You monster, full of demonic energy, broke into the city, it is clearly a provocation, of course I want to kill you!"
Demonic?
Youkai again?
This girl must be in the same group as the old man who died just now! Mom, this is an organized, premeditated, and planned murder case, why did I come across it?
I also glanced at the dead old man, only to see him smiling like a pervert watching Lu Qi chase after me, while packing up his things and preparing to leave, looking like he had hung up high without caring about anything. Didn't he say he was going to save me and let me lead the youkai to destroy the humans?
"Dead old man, save me!"
I saw the old god stick pinching his fingers and looking up at the moonlight, and then said to me with a smile: "You can play, just hold it for another minute." Also, I have a name, my name is Zao Wou-ki, and the people in the rivers and lakes call me Zhao Banxian. The friends on the road gave face, and they all called Zhao Ye!" After speaking, he ran away with his things.
The two of them must be in this together!
That old god's character is so bad and his behavior is so strange, I have been mentally prepared for him not to come to save me.
Poor aunts in the distance are square dancing, and there is no humanity to make terrible noises with a few loudspeakers, and no one will come to save me even if I shout at my throat.
Lu Qi rested for a while, and immediately rushed over and stabbed me again.
Seeing that there was no way to hide like this, I decided to take the risk and grab the knife, I stretched out my hands and grabbed Lu Qi's wrist holding the knife.
Nice, caught!
It was just that I didn't think much about what happened after that. Lu Qi's wrist was grabbed by me and she lost her balance, and the whole person slammed into my arms by inertia, and suddenly fell to the grass along with herself and me.
As a result, there are many scenes that have appeared in TV dramas, movies, animations, graphic novels.
Her lips pressed against mine, the soft and cool touch, the panicked expression on her face, made me unforgettable for the rest of my life.
............
When I got out of the police station, I took out my black and white phone and looked at the time, it was already half past ten in the evening, and there were many people missing from the street.
Zao Wou-Ki's bastard said that if only I held on for another minute. Sure enough, not long after, that is, after the kiss scene occurred when Lu Qi and I fell to the ground, the police shone a flashlight on the two of us.
According to the police comrade, someone called the police and there was a quarrel between a couple and a fight. So I ran to two policemen to take a look, and it turned out that I really saw Lu Qi, a "couple", having a "romantic" thing happening on the uninhabited grass.
They left because they seemed to have ruined our good deeds, but fortunately I was still conscious and immediately called for help from the police uncle. Otherwise, according to my analysis of the scene environment, after the police leave, I am likely to use this angry and shy woman who pressed on me to dismember the body with a knife for five dollars a piece.
Lu Qi walked briskly in front of the street, and after pulling some distance from me, he wiped the tears from his face with the back of his hand. She turned around, pointed at me with a powerful aura, and said, "Get out! I remember today's events, and I will see you and kill you once in the future!"
This frightened a couple who approached us, and they walked away quickly.
I'm not afraid of her now, her identity is actually a senior in high school, and she was so scared that she cried after entering the police station. If I hadn't gone along and said that we were just a couple arguing, she would be in big trouble.
Now that her murder weapon has been confiscated, I don't believe that her fearful personality dares to hit me with her fists when the police station is behind her. What's more, her expression after crying in the rainstorm pear blossom is so cute, and she said these words with some crying, even if I want to be angry, I can't get angry, but I think this woman is very interesting.
I put my hands in my trouser pockets, stood in front of her, and said, "I said you, although I'm not interested in what you say about youkai or anything, but it's true that you say I'm a youkai?"
Lu Qi glanced at me suspiciously, snorted, and turned around after leaving an indignant "demon". Looking at the way she walks, she is quite imposing.
Looking at the back of her leaving, I still have a sense of loss in my heart. I touched my lips with my fingers, remembering the park. Probably because the other party is the object of my first kiss, isn't there a saying: people will have special feelings for the object of their first kiss.
I guess that's the case right now.
"If you see enough, you can't bear to catch up. ”
A cold sentence came out from the back, and I was called from my contemplation.
Just listening to the perverted ** obscene voice, I knew who was behind, and quickly turned around, grabbed his shoulder, and said to him viciously: "Old liar, go!
It was Zao Wou-Ki, who came behind me at some point, carrying the folded mazar and a cloth bag with something in his hand. Looking at the appearance of the cloth bag, the words "cure hemorrhoids" were revealed on the outside, which turned out to be the cloth in the park with a gossip map, and it must have been his tools for deception.
Zao Wou-Ki unhurriedly pushed away the hand I was holding on his shoulder, and said proudly, "You're not afraid that I will spread the word that you are a sister control?"
As soon as he said this, I immediately became a turtle, like a corrupt official who was caught by someone and played with whatever he wanted.
"What do you want?" I looked at him coldly.
"Don't do this to me, if I hadn't called you the police when you were in the park, you would have been killed by that girl. ”
When I heard this, I jumped up and pointed at him and shouted, "Are you still reasonable?! If you hadn't led me to that place where there was no human figure, would she have dared to stab me?"
"You're so demonic, the girl found you before she met me in the park, and sooner or later she'll take action against you. Her parents were killed by youkai, and naturally she hated youkai, so she bought a knife to kill you temporarily. I guess she only had five dollars in her pocket at the time, otherwise she would have bought a better weapon. ”
If what the old man said was true, and her parents were really killed by youkai, it would be understandable. No wonder she was so timid in the bureau, but she stabbed me mercilessly.
But...... The premise is that there will really be youkai?
Seeing that I still didn't believe it, the old man raised his hand and said, "You can not believe me, but as soon as your thousand-year-old demon pupil wakes up tonight, the cultivators from all directions will definitely find you according to the powerful demonic qi that has been held back for three thousand years, and I won't be able to protect you at that time." ”
To say that I'm not scared is false. The old man spoke decently, but it made my heart beat non-stop.
I approached Zao Wou-Ki with some obscenity and asked in his ear, "I said in case, in case what you said is true, then what should I do?"
When the old man saw my embarrassment, he puffed up his chest proudly.
"It's very simple, isn't there a banyan tree in your backyard? ”