This world is really strange, the immortal who killed me yesterday and really almost killed me, now actually lives in my house, eats me and uses mine.

Although I don't understand Jiang Ziya's thoughts too much, I don't have to die anyway, and I'm happy to live for a while.

Although I'm scared, it's just a very harmful little ghost who lives in my house, and I can tease him like a child. After I handed over the Coke in the refrigerator and my private snacks to Jiang Ziya, he was very satisfied and continued to squat in the room and play with the computer.

Isn't the immortal supposed to be deserted? I feel that this immortal has a tendency to become a NEET after coming to the current mortal world.

NEET: refers to some ethnic groups who do not go to school, do not work, do not study or participate in employment counseling, and have nothing to do all day long.

When I came out again, I saw the van that had been in an "accident" last night in the yard and found that it was really miserable. Most of the glass exploded, and the car was littered with glass shards. The car surface is full of potholes and traces of friction, the most conspicuous thing is that there is a deep long mouth in the middle of the front of the car, which was whipped out by Jiang Ziya, if it is missed, I or Long Xu may not live until now.

Seeing the van passed down from my father look like this, should I be sad and depressed like Jay Chou did after he ran bad in the face of 86...... It's all Jiang Ziya's fault, when I have the chance, I will take revenge on him and play him to death!

Forget it, they also said that today's fruit is not for sale, and the fruit shop is closed for a day. You have to buy a car quickly, this time you have to buy a pick-up truck, which is no longer enough to load fruit in a van.

Huang You, who came with me, seemed to remember something, walked up to me and said to me, "By the way, boss, what about that kid Wang Shien?"

Oops, I forgot about it if I didn't say it.

"What time is it?"

"It's almost noon. ”

I took a cold breath and said in fear, "That is, you hung Wang Shien on a tree for a day and a night?"

Huang You hurriedly shook his hands to clear the relationship and said, "It's the boss, you want to hang him from the tree, not us." "What a hateful little brother.

Shi Dashan said: "Originally, we also planned to let him go last night, but after knowing that the boss had a car accident, we couldn't control him." Later, I learned that the boss ran out to drink because he was angry with us, where did we dare to let him down without permission. When I heard his voice last night, it seemed to be quite miserable. ”

"I'm not going to drink...... Hey, forget it, now hurry up and see how he's doing. ”

When a few of our monsters rushed to the location of Wang Shien in the orchard, we looked up at him, and he also heard the voice and opened his confused and tired eyes to look at us.

I waved at him awkwardly and asked, "Are you alright?"

Slowly, Wang Shien's face never showed expression, it became sad, two tears flowed out of his eyes, and then his howl.

"Woo woo, finally, finally someone, come, woo woo woo, last night, last night scared me to death, I, I thought I would be eaten by ghosts...... Woo woo woo, you guys, why didn't anyone come over Ah woo scared me to death woo woo ......"

Oops~ The invincible Wang Shien has become such a child, it's really pitiful. Haha, why am I laughing?

We hurriedly worked together to lower Wang Shien from the tree, and Huang You came forward to untie the rope for Wang Shien, but he jumped away halfway through the solution and asked loudly: "A smell, did you pee your pants?"

Wang Shien lowered his head in shame: "I haven't peed for a day, and last night was so terrifying, I can't hold it back......"

It would be difficult for a rich boy who had never been to the countryside to hang in such an orchard for one night.

I said to Huang You: "It's all your fault, how can you still be disgusted with him peeing his pants?"

The demons looked at me with disdain. Wang Shien looked up at me, as if he wanted to pounce and kill me.

Yo, I've become a bad person, right?

Huang You still reluctantly untied the rope for Wang Shien, I don't understand, can't I stand others urinating when I have a fox smell?

Wang Shien couldn't stand up yet, so he stood up with Huang You's support and walked slowly towards home.

Wang Shien said to Huang You gratefully: "Thank you, I will definitely give you a reward when I go back." ”

Huang You immediately showed a happy expression, and as soon as I heard it, I immediately rushed over and pushed Huang You away, helped Wang Shien and said, "Call me as much as you can if you have something, I will be happy to help." ”

I was despised again.

Wang Shien endured it, ignored me, and went home with my support.

When I got to the house, I asked him to take a bath in the bathroom and took out my old clothes for Wang Shien. Although Wang Shien didn't like my things, my clothes were always better than those with urine, so I accepted it without embarrassment.

Huang You started cooking, the monsters also did their own work, Long Xu went to the orchard without work today, Jiang Ziya still stayed in my room and concentrated on "absorbing knowledge". I hadn't eaten last night's dinner, so I grabbed it, oh no, I took my banana from the orangutan in my hand and ate a few.

I was watching TV with the two animals when an unfamiliar phone number called.

I immediately made a sarcastic remark, "I didn't order takeout, I made a mistake." ”

"Wood Holly ......"

As soon as I heard the voice, I knew it was a winter rose, too gentle and delicate.

"Ah, Xiaowei, what's the matter?"

Speaking of which, the title of Xiaowei was still called by Wang Shien after she started calling her like this. I didn't know what to call her before, but Winter Rose didn't know what to call me, and there was always a strange sense of separation.

Winter Rose on the other side asked me after a while, "Is that so, is my cousin still where you are?"

"Your cousin, oh, that kid Wang Shien, I almost forgot that you are related, the contrast between the two of you is too great. He's doing well now. I killed chickens and set up wine for him, and he was very happy now, and said that he would send tens of millions of dollars to me for use. ”

“...... You're always talking so abnormally. I don't expect you to be very good to him, you better hurry up and let him go, he disappeared for a day, the family was very worried, I persuaded them so they didn't send someone to look for him, they didn't know that my cousin was there with you...... You didn't do anything too much to him, did you?"

"Of course not, how can you look at me like that, I'll let him go back later, don't worry. ”

When I hung up the phone, my heart was heavy.

We hung Wang Shien on a tree for a day and a night, and he peed his pants, and with his self-esteem, he would definitely take revenge on us. And it seems that Wang Shien's family is very strong, he really found his family to trouble me, it must be enough for me to choke.

The orangutan asked me to guess what I was feeling in now, and patted me on the shoulder comfortingly and said, "You kid are also afraid of people?"

"I'm afraid that the 10 million he promised me won't be ......"

Speaking of this, the orangutan and the dog brother were also overshadowed. They also asked Wang Shien for a truckload of soft China and food.

It's good to have a local tyrant friend, but when a local tyrant becomes your enemy, it's even more of a pity. The three of us let out a long sigh.

Brother Dog sniffed his nose, drooled and said, "Open dinner!" and forgot all about the troubles just now.

Huang You has already prepared the meal, and several of us monsters have helped to set the dishes from the kitchen to the living room, and we have always been led by Huang You in terms of food.

Wang Shien took a half-hour bath in the bathroom before coming out, and as soon as he stepped into the living room, he was filled with the smell of shower gel in the house, almost covering up the smell of rice. He was wearing my old clothes, and his wet hair made his original pretentious hairstyle natural now, and his mental face and angry expression were gone, without the hypocritical smirk and sven that he had when he first came here. If we hadn't made him like this and watched him grow all the way, we wouldn't have recognized him, and I guess he wouldn't have been able to recognize him as Wang Shienlai for a while.

The meal was already set, and we monsters sat down around the dining table, and vacated a seat early to wait for Wang Shien.

"Yo, kid, are you hungry? I said to him lewdly.

Although Wang Shien was hungry for a day and a night, after regaining his freedom, he replied coldly: "No need, return my things, I want to go home." "He held out a hand to me.

It seems that he really hates me and will definitely take revenge on me when he goes back.

I changed my grinning face and asked him mysteriously, "Don't you want to cultivate the truth?"

As soon as these words came out, Wang Shien was stunned on the spot, his expression was complicated and grim.

"What do you mean......"

I looked at the youkai and immediately clapped a round of applause in unison. I stood up and came to his side, shook his hand and shook it violently.

"Congratulations, you have passed the test and are able to accept our true inheritance!"

Wang Shien was still stunned, surprised and somewhat happy at the same time, he asked me: "You mean, what you have done to me this day and night is a test for me?"

I patted him on the shoulder heavily, and said earnestly, "How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain." If you don't taste the suffering of the world, how can you be qualified to cultivate and become an immortal. This is a well-intentioned teacher~"

"But...... I don't intend to worship you as a teacher......"

From now on, you need to study hard, go up every day, and in the future, it is not a dream for the sword to fly into the sky, to live forever, to split mountains and rivers, and to rush out of the universe!"

Wang Shien was originally very depressed, but when he heard me say this, Thailand immediately became excited, and his eyes flashed with anticipation for the future.

I pressed one hand on his shoulder and smiled kindly: "Why don't you hurry up and meet the master?"

To worship me, the person I still wanted to kill just now, is very difficult for Wang Shien. But after a day and a night, his pride was almost gone, and he still bowed his head to me and whispered with difficulty, "Master......"

I hugged him and said, "Good boy!"

There was a burst of cheers at the scene, and the monsters clapped their palms enthusiastically, and the orangutan and the dog brother were almost moved to tears.

"A car of soft China, ......" "I don't have to worry about eating in the future......"

"Master. As if thinking of something, Wang Shien suddenly pushed away me who was holding him, stared at my eyes and asked suspiciously, "What did you say just now...... Will you do it all?"

The applause stopped instantly, and the monsters all looked at me, and the orangutan and the dog brother showed expressions of fear.