Jiang Ziya stood beside me and said, "I'm really surprised to see that cultivator just now actually helping you. He obviously knows that you are a monster, but he wants to save you from Uncle Ben, ridiculous!"

I gasped for a moment and was about to look up, only to see that it was dark in front of me, and my face was trampled at Jiang Ziya's feet.

"Don't look at it, it's disgusting. ”

After that, Jiang Ziya's feet twisted a few times, and the pain intensified. But what hurt even more was my self-esteem.

"Dead imp!"

I took out the black and white phone and slapped Jiang Ziya's feet with all my might, but it didn't have much effect, and I had no strength at this time.

After I patted him, Jiang Ziya's foot stopped for a moment, but soon after he lifted it up and stomped on my head so hard that I almost suffocated.

"Stained my clothes, you trash. ”

"What the fuck are ......"

I took my phone and patted his foot again, and he took it again, and he asked me to shoot it for a while, then he lifted his foot and slammed it harder on my head. It was twice as hard as before, and I almost passed out.

"You're more tenacious than ever. His tone changed slightly, as if he had thought of something.

I held the phone with all my strength and slapped Jiang Ziya one last time.

"Grass ......"

After taking this shot, my hand fell off along with my phone, and I was completely weak.

Consciousness slowly faded, and my consciousness was being swallowed up by the boundless darkness.

Jiang Ziya stopped poisoning his hand and removed his feet. After a long time, he said in a strange tone, "...... Himeji, I'm starting to look forward to it. ”

Then lift your foot and step on it again.

Facing death again, I don't have much fear. I should probably be worried about it, but I was worried enough when I faced death in the previous times, and there is no way to do it if I am still dead.

However, this time I still didn't die.

"Little Aoko...... Xiaoqingzi...... Wake up before you die, I'm so bored......"

Azima actually said that it was boring, how much it ignored the importance of my life.

Azima's frustrated cries again and again, I opened my eyes and saw a familiar room where I was lying on my bed. There was no discomfort in the body, just like it was a big dream at that time.

But......

"Heh, you're awake?"

The sound of fear, which made my scalp tingle, actually appeared next to my bedside. I turned my head to see a beautiful young man with neutral hair crouching in my chair, tapping quickly on the keyboard on the computer at the desk, and a small fan on a small stool behind him was blowing his back.

Black hair and black eyes, beautiful face, wearing my old clothes, staring blankly at the computer, even when I wake up, I don't even look at it.

Although his image has changed greatly, his similar appearance and arrogant eyes that have not changed for thousands of years, how can you look at Jiang Ziya? !

I jumped up and stood on the bed and pointed at him and shouted, "Why are you here?!Aren't I dead???What kind of rhythm are you doing now?!Am I dreaming??

"Finally woke up, little Aoko. Azima said in my head.

I looked over my chest, and the pendant wasn't there. I lifted my foot and found the pendant next to my bed, which I had just stepped on with my foot. The nebula inside the pendant looked at me very unpleasantly.

Hey?

Unlike yesterday's outfit, I was changed into a whole dress. I checked my body on the spot, and found that I didn't have any wounds at all, except for the place where Lu Qi bit me, not even a single wound, if it was right, I'm afraid it was the injury that was healed by Xiao Lu's resin and healing techniques.

Jiang Ziya took out a slice of potato chips from an open bag on the desk, chewed slowly, and the speed of the keyboard with the other hand was still not slow, like a super hacker who had not been out of the house for a long time...... Or otaku.

"You didn't dream, I didn't kill you. ”

He said something I couldn't understand, and before I could think about it, a group of youkai burst into my room.

The first one was Huang You who shouted in surprise: "Boss!"

Then when I was still in a daze, Midori had already rushed over and threw me into my arms and knocked me down on the bed, my back hit the wall, and it hurt, but Midori just screamed happily in my arms.

What's going on? These monsters don't deal with that little ghost, but what are they excited about me?

At least for now, it seems that Jiang Ziya has no intention of destroying me, so regardless of Jiang Ziya, who is still concentrating on typing on the keyboard, I have to sort out the current situation with the monsters first.

"What's going on?" I asked them, touching the back of my sore head.

"Haven't woken up yet. Shi Dashan said to me earnestly: "Boss, don't drink and drive again in the future." ”

"What?"

Huo Yu said apologetically: "Even if it's wrong for us to hang you to the tree, you don't have to run out and get angry and drink alcohol, I didn't think you were so small and angry before." ”

"Drink stuffy?, my little belly?!"

Huang You swore frankly and said, "I'm sorry boss, I won't partner with them to trick you in the future." ”

"Do you fool me alone less?!"

"Ahh

"It's useless to sell cute!"

A few of the youkai couldn't speak clearly, and I glanced at it and saw the dragon beard standing in the doorway uneasily, so I asked him instead, "What's going on?"

"This ......," the dragon whisker glanced at Jiang Ziya.

Huang You suddenly said angrily to Long Xu: "It's all your fault, if you hadn't accompanied the boss to drink, the boss wouldn't have drunk and crashed!"

Long Xu suddenly said angrily: "Can you blame me for this?"

"Who don't blame you?"

Seeing that the room was about to start arguing, Jiang Ziya, who had been silent, finally spoke: "The story is that last night you two were drunk and drove into a glowing iron pillar on the side of the road, the car broke down, and people were injured, I passed by to help save you, it's that simple." ”

Do you mean lying to them?

I looked at the dragonbeard, who nodded helplessly at me, and it didn't have to be. Looking at the appearance of the monsters, they all believe it.

Huo Yu also said to Jiang Ziya gratefully: "Li Xiaoming is really a warm-hearted person, and he easily accepted it after knowing that we were monsters. If it weren't for him, I'm afraid the boss would have been arrested by the police for drunk driving and hitting a pillar. ”

I took a cold breath and looked at Jiang Ziya, his name is Li Xiaoming now? What kind of play is he playing? Is it too boring to play with us?

Huang You said: "Last night, Long Xu called me and asked us to come over and clean up the scene, and let you come back to Xiao Lu to heal your injuries, but fortunately it is not far away, otherwise it will be troublesome." ”

Shi Dashan said: "But it's really strange that the van was hit, and the scar that fell into it doesn't look like it hit the pillar." ”

After the monsters sighed again, I kicked them all out, saying that I would personally thank Li Xiaoming's children, and then closed the door and locked it, leaving only me and Jiang Ziya in the room.

I immediately looked at Jiang Ziya with extreme suspicion, but he still stared at the computer with weak eyes, typing on the keyboard, and taking out a potato chip from time to time to eat and take a sip of Coke. I found out that Jiang Ziya was on Baidu, typing on the keyboard: Encyclopedia of Computer Knowledge. Then look at it seriously.

It doesn't matter how he learned to use a computer.

"What do you want?" I asked him in an unkind tone.

Jiang Ziya didn't look at me yet, stared at the screen and said, "Uncle Ben found that the mortal world has changed a lot now, and there is a lot of knowledge that Uncle Ben doesn't know, so I decided to find a place to live for a while and learn about the interesting ideas in this world, or this will not necessarily help me in my cultivation." ”

"So you took the pseudonym Li Xiaoming and lived in my house?"

"That's it, the group of stupid monsters outside don't know that Uncle Ben is an immortal, so in order to prevent them from seeking death without their own strength, Uncle Ben pretends to be mortals. ”

"And I have to thank you?"

"That's as it should be. ”

I still don't understand why Jiang Ziya let me go, is it just to find a place to live for a while, and let me continue to live first?

"Hey, when are you going to kill me?"

"This, it depends on how Uncle Ben is in a mood. ”

Cut, what an arrogant little ghost.

After Jiang Ziya finished speaking, he took another sip of Coke, then looked at the Coke bottle with emotion and said, "This thing is good, the mortals in the past couldn't create such a good thing at all." ”

"It's just cola, drink too much and lack calcium. You are now in the stage of puberty, be careful to become a dwarf in the future. ”

"I see that you still have some respect for Uncle Ben, your little life is still in Uncle Ben's hands, do you feel it? I have released a forbidden spell in your heart, and I can kill you at any time. ”

I immediately clutched my chest in horror and looked around, even if I felt it internally, I couldn't feel anything, but this can't be said that this little ghost is joking, he is the strongest cultivator!

I immediately squatted down crying and hugged Jiang Ziya's thigh and shouted: "Uncle, I was wrong, please forgive me, there are still so many monsters waiting for me to raise at home, you can't kill me." ”

"Fuck off, it's dirty. ”

I immediately stood aggrieved and stepped aside.

Jiang Ziya took a sip of Coke, drank it and ran out, looked at the empty bottle depressedly, and then turned his head to look at me and said, "Bring me dozens of bottles of Coke, and dozens of bags of potato chips like this, quickly." ”

I took the empty bottle and asked wryly, "There is no problem with this, but does Dao Ye have gold and silver ingots, or some valuable things such as jewelry?" Give me some. ”

Jiang Ziya asked puzzledly, "No, what do I want that thing for?"

It's like: What do I want money for?

Indeed, money is so vulgar, it's not food and it's not fun, and it's not comfortable to wipe your buttocks, so why do you want money for Jiang Shangxian?

I excitedly pointed to the bottle of Coke, then to the bag of potato chips, and then to the computer, and said angrily: "This, this, and this, which is not bought with money?! No money? You don't have money? Then you still need a Mao Coke? No!"

Jiang Ziya was stunned, and said very unhappily: "You should feel honored that Uncle Ben lives with you, and you still have so many opinions, aren't you afraid of death?"

I cried and complained: "There are already so many monsters living in the house, and now you are also here to eat and live here and want to spend money indiscriminately, this, this is to force me to death......"

Cut, now my brother has a monthly income of 10,000 yuan, what is it to raise a few shemales, but I am just unhappy that this little ghost has so many requirements, and I can't get used to him.

I can't die now, and this little ghost is begging me again, and I have to get up.

Jiang Ziya also seemed to see that I wanted to raise a few guys, and he also saw from my house that I was not rich, so he frowned and hesitated for a moment and said, "Another bottle can finally be done, right? Uncle Ben has made a big concession." ”

"Okay!"