Chapter 005: Immortals and Humans: A Partnership Against the Heavens
Immortals and people: a partnership against the sky
When He Zhengshen heard this, he was not aggrieved in his heart, but he couldn't say it because of his suffering. I'm afraid that if this is a little justified, if this is too serious and collapsed, in case I offend the master in front of me...... Hehe, that's more than worth the cost.
After thinking about it, he said, "Yes, yes, little brother, I'm going to talk about it." It took me nearly a hundred years before and after, and I finally collected 40 years of Yuan Jing, tonight, no, last night, it was supposed to be the day when the ladder to the upper realm opened, and I, I originally planned to go back to restore my life. ”
"But I didn't expect that when I entered the ladder, I just took out the treasure bottle containing the Yuan Jing for the last inspection, and I didn't think that you would ...... You fell from the sky and smashed me to the ground. As a result, I also put my ...... My treasure bottle has been crushed, and by the way, all the goblins in it have been absorbed into your body. So...... So, you owe me 40 years of Yuan Jing!"
Xiang Qian sneered, waved his hand, and said: "Come less! How can there be such a thing? Oh, red-mouthed and white-toothed, you said that I owe you 40 years of Yuan Jing, just 40 years? Who can prove it? I am a party, how can I not know? I sue you, I have provoked me, and I still say that you owe me! Do you believe it or not? Strange things, there is no Heavenly Principle King Law here!"
As soon as he heard what Xiang Qian said, He Zheng was in a hurry. While hurriedly taking out a test tube from the small suitcase he carried with him, he raised the test tube forward, and pleaded: "It's this kind of treasure bottle, which was ...... by you just now Little brother, you can't afford to pay your bills!"
Xiang Qian didn't want to look closely, and said: "Who is the debt? There is no thing at all, oh, you say yes, who do you think you are? Don't you just break the test tube? This is also called evidence? I'll get you a bunch of them tomorrow, do you believe it or not?" Of course, Xiang Qian can't admit it, and he can't be the wronged boss in a daze!
40 years!
"This is not a test tube, this is a treasure bottle specially used by the fairy world to hold the Yuan Jing, and the Yuan Jing can only be kept in this treasure bottle to ensure that it will not deteriorate for a long time. He Zhengshen explained.
Xiang Qian stepped forward to take the treasure bottle, and a warm and jade-like feeling came from his tentacles, breaking off the glass test tube that he used to use in school. With a slight pinch, this bottle is quite elastic, and it is really not easy to break it. Seeing that there was a small soft stopper on the top of the treasure bottle, he pulled it out lightly, and there was a crisp sound of "bang", as if opening a red wine bottle or opening the door of a refrigerator, and the treasure bottle suddenly revealed a trace of coldness.
Strange, strange! Xiang Qian muttered in his heart.
"Otherwise, little brother, you look in the mirror and see if there is a bruise on your back, that is, the part where you crushed my bottle and absorbed the essence in my bottle. He Zhengshen said earnestly.
Returning the treasure bottle in front of the direction, I moved my back muscles a few times, and I didn't feel the slightest abnormality at all, and my heart said, I can't be frightened by this grandson!
"I don't believe it yet!" Xiang Qian walked into the bathroom selflessly and angrily, turned on the electric light, and looked in the mirror. There were also some small wounds that seemed to be pierced by broken glass, but strangely, the wounds did not bleed or hurt, and the man would not have noticed anything unusual in this part if he hadn't said it.
Xiang Qian has never been a reckless storyteller and a nonsense master, and after seeing this strange scene, I felt a little convinced. Immediately, I was overjoyed, and I thought, so I have forty years of yang life for no reason? Hehehe, this no-capital business is well done, and it is cost-effective!
Returning to the sofa and sitting down, He Zhengshen saw that the anger on his face gradually subsided, and he hurriedly said with a hot iron: "Little brother, right? I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Although Xiang Qian said that he believed it in his heart, he did not fall into the wind, and said: "There is such a bruise, but I don't know if it was injured when Fang just fell from it, how can it be said that it absorbed your Yuan Jing?"
Seeing that the man looked like he was about to get angry again, he waved his hand forward to stop him, and said: "However, I see that you are also an honest person, so let's assume that I took your 40-year-old Yuan Jing." Remember, this is what this master is in a good mood now, let's admit it for the time being, when is he in a bad mood, then let's talk about it. ”
He Zhengshen opened his mouth, and when he was about to speak, he continued to wave his hand to stop him, and said: "However, these so-called Yuan Jing, they are used now, as for how to repay them in the future......" Xiangqian asked tentatively: "Now, Uncle He, you should talk about it first, how to repay this account, right?"
When He Zhengshen heard this, his heart was relieved, thinking, as long as you admit it, then, it will be easy to do later!
At that moment, He Zheng's face showed joy and said: "Little brother said that he laughed, we immortals can only save people, where will we kill people?"
When Xiang Qian heard this, he was determined in his heart, and he also smiled: "Yes, yes, yes, I have been against violence since I was a child, and those who fight and kill are all about it! ”
He Zhengshen smiled again and said, "There is a way at present, but there is one." As long as you can help me and exchange it for Yuan Jing with you mortals, when will I take back the Yuan Jing of 40 years, and when will the account between us be considered complete, do you think it?"
I was overjoyed in front of the direction, and thought, anyway, this official position is not mine, you love to exchange it with others, that, although the exchange is good. The capital is yours, you don't care about the blood, that's your own business, in short, it won't do me any harm.
Looking at the direction and muttering, He Zhengshen said bitterly: "Actually, this Yuan Jing is very important to me. Hey, I have to hand it in on time so that I can complete the assessment of the immortals. Otherwise...... The consequences are very severe. ”
Xiangqian didn't care about the consequences of He Zheng's body, but just followed his own train of thought and asked, "Hmm, by the way, let me ask you, since you are already immortals, what do you want these mortal primordial essences to do?"
"Hey, little brother, don't you know, we immortals are also divided into several grades, only a very few, is really the kind of longevity with heaven and earth, most people like me, although they live a little longer than you mortals, but they also have immortal longevity, and once the immortal longevity is exhausted, it is also difficult to escape the destruction of the form and gods. ”
"Therefore, we need to collect some Yuan Jing from the next session every year and bring it back to replenish our Immortal Shou. It's just that Xiaoxian and I are unlucky, and in a hurry, a hundred years are approaching, and after calculation, I only collected a total of 40 years' shares. In the end, it's still ...... Hey!"
"Okay, okay, uncle, don't sigh for a long time, didn't you say it just now, talk about it well, let's partner in the future, I'll help you open the market, hehehe, isn't it just to exchange Yuan Jing for official positions, you can rest assured, the custody is more reliable than your 'meditation' and 'dreaming'." However, you still have to tell me what is the quota you have to hand in? too much, then I can't guarantee it. Besides, I can't do it for nothing forever, there is always a salary, a share or something, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes. In fact, the quota is not much, not much, our immortal world is calculated according to a hundred years, and each round, only 30 years of Yuan Jing need to be handed in. He Zhengshen hurriedly explained.
"30 years, then if you get 40 years, won't you still be rewarded?" asked Xiang Qianqian.
"Hey, hey, generally speaking, I can keep one to three percent of the completion of the task and even the extra part as a reward. He Zheng said with a snort.
"Ha, it sounds like this is getting more and more reliable, this business is going to be done! When the time comes, in your thirty percent, at least you have to split half with me, right? Hahaha, in this way, wouldn't I be able to live forever, hahaha......" Xiang Qian laughed proudly.
He Zhengshen opened his mouth again, but in the end he didn't speak, thinking to himself, half of the points with this kid? Well, as long as he is an intermediary to pull the business, the collected Yuan Jing will definitely not be less, and when the time comes, as long as the base number is up, even if he is given half of it, he can still leave a lot, okay, okay.
He Zhengshen thought again, I have been in the world for almost a hundred years, and because of the limitations of the immortal law and my own cultivation, ordinary mortals can neither see me nor hear me; I can't use anything in the mortal world, let alone come into contact with them, for they I am a being like air.
It is precisely because of this that the collection of this Yuan Jing will be so difficult and laborious, and when I met this kid today, it seems that he can not only see me, hear me, but even touch me, this is really a good thing that is rare in a thousand years!
Hurry!
......
Seeing that He Zhengshen didn't speak for half a day, he frowned and said, "What's the matter?"
He Zhengshen suddenly woke up, and hurriedly waved his hand with a smile and said, "No, no, willing, willing." ”
Hearing the words in front of the direction, he was slightly stunned, thinking, it turns out that this person really can't negotiate, why as soon as I made a price and said that he would divide it in half, he agreed to it, and he wouldn't think about bargaining, originally I was ready to give me three percent, no, even if it was one percent, I would agree.
It seems that this person is really an honest person!
The direction was ashamed, and he decided for a while that he should be better to He Zhengshen in the future, at least he had to be polite. Of course, the interests in hand will not be stupid enough to refuse before the direction, and then said: "Okay, since the division has been negotiated, then let's talk about how to engage in this 'sales' in the future." Uncle He, tell me what kind of exchange method is between this official position and Yuan Jing. ”
He Zhengshen chuckled and said: "Okay! According to the current standards, only cadres at or above the deputy section level can be counted as officials, and our public price is three, five, ten, one, two, three. ”
Xiang Qian was stunned for a moment, and for the first time did not interject, waiting for him to continue.