"Ah~he~" A long yawn interrupted Zheng Lei's thoughts, he turned his head to look, startled, and his blood-stained mouth almost kissed the co-worker.

"Ah......" Zheng Lei shouted, took two steps back, pointed at the co-worker and said, "Why did you become like this?"

Gonggong yawned again, and said happily: "I slept this night, and I was so old." He shook his head, looked at Zheng Lei, and didn't speak.

"You are talking, why did you become like this?" Zheng Lei asked again.

Gonggong looked down at himself, and it turned out that he only had one head left, and his body below the head was completely gone.

"Oh, the body went first, and now there's only one head left. ”

"Ah, the body went first, and that's okay, so what are you doing with your head left?"

"I can't walk my head, I didn't meet the conditions. ”

"What!?, you won't be the same as the Duan prince in "East Becomes West", right?"

"Well, almost. ”

"No way! Kill me, I won't tell you those three words. ”

"What three words?"

"Don't use agitation! I don't love you!"

"Ouch, where do you want to go? It's not those three words, I'm going to wait for you to say, it's the three words 'you go'. ”

Zheng Lei let out a long breath, patted his chest and said, "It's okay, then you...... Hmmmm" Before he could finish his words, one of the co-workers' mouths was gagged in his mouth.

directly made Zheng Lei disgusting and wanted to spit it out, look at the current appearance of Gonggong, a scumbag face, and two giant pieces of eye feces in the corners of his eyes, like a face like a Peking Opera mask, as if he had not had time to wash it after all the vicissitudes of life.

Zheng Lei pinched Gonggong's head with both hands, threw it out, vomited wildly for a while, and yelled: "What are you doing!"

"You can't say those three words right now. ”

"Then why are you kissing me? My first kiss!" Zheng Lei said depressedly.

"But I don't have my hands now, how can I gag your mouth, and if I think about it, I can only sacrifice myself and use my own mouth. Gonggong also said reluctantly.

Zheng Lei wiped his mouth and said: "When I met you, I really fell for a few lifetimes! What else are you going to make trouble? Come on, I'm out today!" It wasn't a bad thing for him to be kissed like this, at least his mouth stopped bleeding and healed at a very fast speed.

"There's nothing to do with me, my head hasn't left, it's just one thing. ”

"What's wrong?"

"I've got to get you out of here, to the next level. ”

"Then hurry up, I'm scared to see you!"

The co-worker raised his head and looked at the sky, and said leisurely, "Am I so handsome?"

"I'm a thief!" Zheng Lei stretched out his hand and slapped it on the head of the co-worker, directly slapped the co-worker's head away, and then looked at the co-worker who was slapped away by himself and said, "You are also self-inflicted, right?"

Gonggong fans stared at their heads, swayed and flew back, looking at Zheng Lei: "Why do you have so much gold on your face?"

"Sister Jin, send me away quickly!"

Gonggong said in a daze: "Okay, I sent you away this time, and I don't know when I will see you again, so I'm really reluctant to think about it." ”

Speaking of parting, although Zheng Lei was made a big deal by this mountain cannon water god during this time, he was really reluctant, and said softly: "There should be a time to say goodbye, let's go." ”

The co-worker looked at Zheng Lei and smiled, and then floated forward.

Zheng Lei caught up with the co-worker and asked, "Hey, it's time to go, can you tell me what's going on with you?"

"Me?" said Co-worker's face. "What do I have to say?"

"Let's talk about it, I said you were a co-worker at first, you said yes, and then you weren't sure, who are you?"

"Oh, this~" Gonggong sold Guan Zi and continued: "Actually, I am the god of water. ”

"Isn't that the same as not saying?"

"It's just that I'm not called a co-worker. ”

"And what's your name?"

"I don't know, you can call me whatever you want to call me. ”

"How can this be?"

"Because we were two people. ”

"I know, you're all right, right?" Zheng Lei was speechless for this schizophrenic water god.

"Well, we're really already!" said Gonggong with a serious expression. "It came to pass that though I am the god of water, I am not the true god, but the most subtle god of water. ”

"What do you mean?"

"I am the god of water in your body, and he is the true god of water. ”

"The god of water in my body? I still have the god of water in my body?"

"Of course, all people's bodies have five element attributes, and I am the god of the water attribute of your body. ”

"Oh. Zheng Lei nodded abruptly and continued: "Then what do you have to do with the Gonggong God?"

Gonggong looked up and thought for a moment, and said, "You can treat me as a hairy hair of the Gonggong god." ”

"Oh, that's it, that's why you can make do with co-work, that means that you also have some of the ability of co-workers?"

"Let's just say that the two of us have a clear division of labor, and what he has is completely the ability of the co-worker god, and when I need it, I can only borrow it, not have it. And if he needs to use my powers, he needs to borrow them as well. ”

"It's too completely divided, isn't it?" Zheng Lei sighed.

"But under normal circumstances, I still have to listen to him, after all, I am only the god in you. ”

"What's the matter with Xiao Hei, is it your black dragon, or is it his black dragon?"

"Of course it's his, it's the snort of the black dragon mount of the Gonggong God. ”

"One breath is so powerful? Just one breath can turn into a dragon?"

"It's dragon's breath anyway, and besides, this is not the real world. ”

"Then where is this?" Zheng Lei looked at Gonggong with a blank eye.

Gonggong shook his head and said, "I can't say, it's against the rules!"

"Rub it, you have a rule, who made it so painful for you?"

Gonggong looked at Zheng Lei with some embarrassment and said, "It's yourself." ”

"Myself?" Zheng Lei pointed to his face and said, "I have such a pain?"

"Alright, we're here. Co-workers said suddenly.

"That's it? I still have a lot of questions for you, so why don't you wait a minute. Zheng Lei said.

Gonggong pursed his lips and smiled, and said, "Well, you can consider it." ”

Zheng Lei's eyes lit up, and he was about to ask, but he heard the co-worker say: "But no matter how much you think about it, I can't promise you!"

"I'll wipe it, can you finish the fart together?" wait to hold back and burp?" Zheng Lei said depressedly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Gonggong really hiccuped.

"Damn! I'm really going back!" Zheng Lei scolded in a low voice.

"Ha~Hara~Hara~Hara......" Gonggong ignored Zheng Lei and shouted there with his head up.

Zheng Lei stretched out his hand and patted him on the head, interrupting his cry, and then said, "What are you crying wolf out of there?"

Gonggong looked depressed and said, "You see that I only have one head, so you bully me, right?"

"Who told you to scream there!"

"I'm summoning the level, don't bother me. ”

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Zheng Lei took a step back, and then the co-worker raised his head and continued to shout.

After a while, a large black sphere appeared in mid-air.

"I'll go, such a big lump, what's it? Don't say it's your ashes. Zheng Lei exclaimed.

"You think too much, I'm not a monk of Jidian, and I don't have ash on my body. ”

Zheng Lei stared at Gonggong's face and said, "I really didn't see it!"

The co-worker glared and said, "Is there ash on my face?"

"You just knew?"

"I'll wipe it!" Gonggong hurriedly exhaled a breath, and it turned into water, and the water condensed into ice, and this ice turned out to be a mirror again.

Gonggong shook his face from side to side, sighed deeply, and said, "Hey, but following you has made me a lot more frustrated." So saying, he exhaled again, and condensed again into water, which swirled around his face, and his face became white and pure, and his face and beard disappeared.

Then Gonggong looked at his face proudly, turned his head to Zheng Lei and said, "How is it? handsome, right?

"Disgusting!" Zheng Lei replied, and without waiting for the co-worker to refute, he quickly changed the topic: "Hurry up and tell me how I will go to the next level." ”

Gonggong looked up at the huge black ball and said, "Hey, that's it!"

"What about the black balls?"

"yes, get in there and you're on the next level. ”

"How can I get up so high?" Zheng Lei visually inspected, at least two stories high, he didn't have inhuman jumping ability, he could jump up two stories high, and there was still a forbidden spirit here, so he couldn't do it with spells.

Gonggong turned his head to look at Zheng Lei and said, "Yes, then I'll get it closer." As he spoke, he kept muttering, only to see the huge black ball slowly move downward, and when it moved to a height of about two meters, it stopped there.

"Okay, go on, go on, just move a little further down!" Zheng Lei looked up at the black ball and commanded the co-workers.

But the black ball was only two meters high, and it never moved any further down.

"Keep moving, it's not enough. Zheng Lei turned his head and said to the co-worker.

The co-worker stopped, sighed heavily, and said, "I wipe, the force left is too little, I can't hold it down!"

"Isn't it? You're just a loser who didn't succeed enough, right? I can't get a broken black ball, so how can I go up?"

"It's already so low, you should be able to climb up, right?" said the co-worker, looking at the black ball two and a half meters above the ground.

Zheng Lei said helplessly: "More than two meters high, can you jump and take a look, I will be killed by you!" and then walked to the bottom of the black ball, looking at this round black ball, and was dumbfounded.

"How do I get in? Don't say I have to break this thing to get in. ”

"It's not necessary, I'm just trying to open it up. With that, the co-worker exhaled a breath towards the black ball, and then a hole larger than his head appeared on the black ball.

Zheng Lei visually saw that he couldn't get into this opening, turned his head to look at the co-worker, and saw that the co-worker's face was tired for a while, and his eyes were full of apologies.

Zheng Lei said bitterly: "Don't say that your strength is not enough!"

The co-worker nodded silently, Zheng Lei was so angry that he wanted to go straight away, but looking at the tired co-worker, he really couldn't help it, and looked up at the black ball helplessly.

Zheng Lei took a deep breath, worked hard, jumped up suddenly, stretched out his hand towards the small hole that was opened on the black ball, but this jump was not high enough, the tip of his fingers just touched the black ball, and there was no follow-up power, and it fell down with a bang, and failed for the first time, and the black ball was touched by him like this, and it moved up a little bit.

Although it was only a distance of less than a centimeter, it also made Zheng Lei's egg painful.

Zheng Lei glanced at Gonggong depressedly, then took a few deep breaths, exerted his strength again, and tried to jump upward, this time, it was still his fingers that had just touched the black ball.

jumped seven times in a row, each time Zheng Lei just touched the black ball with his fingers, these seven times, the black ball that he couldn't touch was moved up by him by seven or eight centimeters, in the extreme position, not a little more, it was a huge challenge, not to mention that Zheng Lei didn't even reach the height of the first time.

"Why do you say you are so painful? It's okay to save some more strength? It's not up and down now, are you satisfied? Comfortable, right? I'm going to be angry with you!" Zheng Lei bent over and breathed heavily, and his mouth kept nagging to the co-workers.

The co-worker was also extremely embarrassed there, just a head, slowly shaking, going up and down, but he closed his eyes, as if he was trying to regain his strength.

Zheng Lei was depressed for a while, looked at Gonggong, suddenly his eyes lit up, walked to Gonggong's side, grabbed his hair and pulled it under the black ball.

"Hey, what are you doing?" said the co-worker worriedly.

"Lend your head for use!"

"Don't borrow! Does the head say that you can borrow it?" the co-worker shook his head repeatedly.

Zheng Lei grabbed the co-worker's head and asked, "Do you want to borrow it?"

"Don't borrow!"

Zheng Lei turned his head to look at him, grabbed him and said, "If you don't borrow it, I'll throw you into the river!"

Gonggong crooked his eyes and saw that there were no other rivers around except for the "river" that had been moving with Zheng Lei, and he couldn't help but show surprise on his face, and hurriedly said: "No! That's not a river, it's your pee!"

"Will you borrow it? If you don't borrow it, I'll press you in there and let you drink enough!"

Gonggong looked at Zheng Lei's feet, looked defeated, nodded weakly, and said, "Okay, what are you doing with my head?"

"Step on it, help me up!" Zheng Lei said as he grabbed the co-worker's head and walked under the black ball.

Gonggong's face was helpless, and he was mentioned by Zheng Lei like this, but he could only complain, and he couldn't move at all.

Zheng Lei walked under the black ball, looked at the black ball, and then looked at the co-worker, patted the storage bag, and put an extra rope in his hand, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, my brother likes to prepare a rope in the storage bag, and it finally came in handy!"

"What are you going to do?" said the co-worker in fear.

Zheng Lei tied the rope to the head of the co-worker, and said, "In order to prevent you from escaping, I will tie you up first, and when I climb up, I will let you go!"

The protest of the co-workers was completely ignored by Zheng Lei, and after a period of binding, Zheng Lei finally stepped on the extremely reluctant head of the co-workers and got into the black ball.