215 The Bitter Wine
Zheng Lei looked at the ground suspiciously, and said, "Where is the wine?"
"Don't look at the ground, look at the sky!" said the co-worker.
As soon as Zheng Lei looked up, he saw a wine gourd bigger than the house, just leaning against the mouth of the cave.
"Sun!" Zheng Lei scolded, turned to look at Gonggong and said, "How long will you let me drink such a big gourd wine?"
Gonggong turned his head to look at the wine gourd and said, "It seems to be really a bit big, but don't worry, it will really drink it quickly!"
"Hurry up your sister! I'm standing in front of this gourd, not as big as a gourd seed, it's fast!"
At this moment, a slight sound suddenly came from the gourd, which was small, but it clearly reached the ears of the two of them.
Gonggong's face changed, and he rushed to the side of the gourd, lay down at the bottom of the gourd, and hurriedly yelled at Zheng Lei: "Hey, come over quickly!"
Zheng Lei hurriedly ran over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Hurry up, get your mouth here. Co-workers said.
"What are you doing?"
"There's a little hole in the gourd. ”
"What?" Zheng Lei hurriedly stretched his mouth to the place where Gonggong was pointing.
Under close observation, Zheng Lei finally saw clearly that at the bottom of the gourd, there was a piece that was knocked out and dented, and it was here that a few small cracks appeared.
"Can I plug this with my mouth?" asked Zheng Lei.
"In any case, you must not let the wine in this gourd show a little, otherwise all your efforts will be wasted. Gonggong said solemnly.
"What kind of wine is this? Not a drop can be missed. ”
"Drink it and you'll know. As the co-workers spoke, the gourd sounded again, and a stream of water shot out, Zheng Lei was already ready, and hurriedly stretched out his mouth, not letting a drop of wine flow away.
Lying under a big gourd like a hill, Zheng Lei really said that Yali Mountain is big, you must know that this gourd is full of wine, but the co-workers actually want him to drink all the drops left, how can he be embarrassed?
Look at Zheng Lei's belly, although he doesn't have six-pack abs like a standard beautiful man, he doesn't have much fat, how can such a belly fit the wine in such a big gourd?
Goodong, Goodong, Zheng Lei was forced to drink the wine that flowed out of the gourd, his mouth was tightly attached to the gourd's buttocks, and at this moment he felt like a high-pressure water gun shooting violently at his mouth.
That feeling of being forcibly poured water is something that ordinary people can't feel, Zheng Lei is being tortured like this at the moment, although this is just a level that makes his egg hurt, but this kind of torture also makes Zheng Lei's young heart suffer serious abuse.
If this wine is better, then at least it is worthy of Zheng Lei's stomach, but this wine is even worse than boiled water, which makes Zheng Lei feel even more that this is a torture, not a pass, how can it be so hard?
It didn't take long for Zheng Lei to feel his stomach prop up, and the speed of drinking was not as fast as at the beginning, and he felt that he was about to reach his limit.
"I'm rubbing, what kind of bird place is this? Which birdman made such a level? And that broken dragon, can't you be careful when you put the gourd? This is going to be alive and kill people." And you are a broken water god, where did a broken old man come from, he actually pretended to be a water god, and made his brother like this, I greet your ancestors for eight lifetimes!" Zheng Lei insisted while cursing in his heart.
"Oh, I said can you talk a little less? Wake me up to death!" said the co-worker when he came to Zheng Lei.
Zheng Lei's mouth was blocked on the gourd's buttocks, and he didn't dare to take it away at all, but the co-worker was still talking in front of him, and he was about to pour out the wine that Zheng Lei drank so angrily that he was in his stomach.
Zheng Lei purred his eyes, and cursed in his heart very angrily for the co-workers in front of him.
The co-worker covered his ears and said, "Brother, can you say a few words? Or if you want to say something, just think about it in your heart, I can hear it, do you know it? You scold me in your heart, it's like thunder, I listen to the liver tremble!"
Oh, there is finally a way to fix you, Zheng Lei finally balanced a little bit in his heart, and yelled in his heart: "You hammer, hurry up and find something to block this gourd." ”
Gonggong shook his head and said, "No, this gourd doesn't belong to this world, so the things here can't be blocked." ”
"I'll wipe your sister!Why didn't you say it earlier?When will it end when you let my mouth be blocked like this?" Zheng Lei scolded in his heart.
The co-worker gently patted the gourd, and the gourd's slight tremor made the water flow out of the gap greater.
"Shoot your sister! It's big again!" Zheng Lei scolded in his heart.
"Who told you to scold me? This is retribution!" said Gonggong proudly.
"You're bullying me and I can't move now, are you? You're playing with me, right? I'm going to drown you with urine when I'm done!"
"Come on, when you're done, I'll not be here. ”
"Don't go, wait for me!"
"I can't help you if I can't leave, even if I say it myself!"
"Hey, I can't drink anymore, what should I do?
"Keep drinking!"
"I can't drink it anymore! I'm going to throw up!"
"I don't dare to vomit, I really don't dare to vomit!
Gonggong's words almost made Zheng Lei vomit directly, and he was depressed in his heart for a while, and finally suppressed the urge to vomit.
"Your sister, hurry up and think of a way for me, or what if my stomach bursts?"
Gonggong scratched his head, held his face with one hand, and thought for a while, Zheng Lei felt that he was about to collapse, and then Gonggong stood up and said to Zheng Lei: "Otherwise, you can pee here." ”
Zheng Lei's eyes rolled, he was still wearing pants, so he peed......
After a little struggle, Zheng Lei decided to pee like this, it was much stronger than bursting his stomach, but no matter how hard he tried, he just didn't have the slightest intention of urinating.
"No, I can't pee!" Zheng Lei shouted anxiously.
Gonggong looked at Zheng Lei's round belly, walked over and touched it gently, and then said, "That's it, I'll prick the acupoint with a golden needle and help you, okay?"
Zheng Lei blinked again and again in agreement.
As soon as Gonggong stretched out his hand, there were a few more black needles in his hand, I don't know if the gold was stained or it was originally black, which made Zheng Lei stunned.
Suddenly, the first needle was inserted into Zheng Lei's body, and he was so painful that he poured a few mouthfuls, this feeling was even worse than death, one side had to endure the pain, but on the other hand, he couldn't scream, couldn't move, and had to drink wine with a bang, drinking a huge amount of wine.
Seven needles were pricked on Zheng Lei's body in a row, Zheng Lei felt that his whole body was about to be tormented by the pain caused by this puncture, and finally felt a warm current in his lower body.
"I'm rubbing! Finally pee his pants!" Zheng Lei slowly closed his eyes, at this time, it was also a kind of happiness to be able to urethral pants, if a reporter came to interview him, it was estimated that he would not hesitate to say that he was happy.
Finally expelled the useless water from his body, and the pressure in Zheng Lei's abdomen was no longer as great as before, but he felt that his body was like a coiled water pipe, one end followed by the gap of the gourd, and after passing through the zigzag channel, and then flowing out from the other end.
It was as if something had been taken out of him, making him feel empty, and even his blood was urinated on by himself.
After drinking for an unknown amount of time, Zheng Leizhi felt that his eyes couldn't stand it, so he slowly closed it and asked in his heart: How long has it been?
The co-worker, who was napping on the side, was suddenly awakened by Zheng Lei's question, rubbed his eyes, looked up at the gourd, then looked at himself, shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
"And how much alcohol did I drink?"
"Probably probably one percent?" said the co-worker, uncertainly.
"How can it be less than one percent?" Zheng Lei said weakly, "How long will I have to wait to pass this level? I still have to save people." ”
"Rest assured, from the moment you start drinking, time elsewhere stops, and when you finish drinking, time elsewhere will continue to flow. Co-workers said.
"Really? You're fooling me, aren't you? I can't believe your words. ”
"Believe it or not, you're drinking it right now, and if you give up halfway, you'll have to start from scratch, and you'll be drinking for nothing before. ”
"Then if I give up now, can I continue to walk the road to heaven?"
"Of course not, everyone can only choose once, if you choose to give up, you will never have a chance. ”
"I rubbed it! I knew that I would have chosen to take the road to heaven. ”
"That path is harder. ”
"No matter how difficult it is to walk, there is no need to entangle with you, no matter how difficult it is to walk, there is no need to smell the dragon's fart, no matter how difficult it is to walk, there is no need to lie under the gourd and keep drinking bars?" Zheng Lei's heart was completely weak, and even when he spoke in his heart, he felt tired.
"That's true. Co-workers said with a wink.
In front of Zheng Lei, there is only such a path, he has no other choice, no matter how hard he presses, he can only continue to walk, otherwise, what awaits him is only failure.
He still doesn't know that Tian Chengyang and Lin Xi have entered this painting, and he doesn't know that Hu Xiaowan has almost all appeared in his original form now, and he is already a candle in the wind, and the flame of life may be extinguished at any time.
Coo-dong, coo-dong, Zheng Lei's mechanical drinking sound was the only sound here, his whole body was motionless, the wine in the gourd kept getting into his mouth, and his legs kept flowing.
Gonggong sat next to the gourd and took a nap slowly, Zheng Lei didn't see it, and even Gonggong himself didn't notice that his body seemed to be flowing away with Zheng Lei's constant peeing.
Both of the co-workers' arms were gone, but he was still napping there, not noticing.
What flowed out from between Zheng Lei's legs has converged into a river, from a trickle at the beginning, to slowly getting bigger in the end, stretching far into the distance.
Zheng Lei seemed to be asleep, but it didn't look like it, even he didn't know what his current situation was, he lay here quietly, drinking every sip of wine that flowed out of the gourd, but he could barely feel his body.
I don't know how long it has been, this time is the time around Zheng Lei, this moment, in this painting, except for the time around Zheng Lei, the time in the rest of the places is stationary.
Zheng Lei couldn't feel his body at all, and he couldn't even open his eyes to see if there was any change in the gourd on his head. It was pitch black all around, and he felt as if he was locked in a small dark room, and he couldn't move, except for the constant grunting of his mouth to remind him that he was still drinking.
"Your sister! If you drink it like this, I guess the wine is gone, and I'm gone. Zheng Lei thought to himself.
This time, his heart did not wake up Gonggong, and after thinking for a while, Zheng Lei fell into that wonderful feeling again, and once again felt that his body slowly disappeared.
After a long time, he saw a dot, in the dark world, he actually saw a black dot, a very strange situation, but he still saw it clearly, it was a black dot.
It seems that the black dot is still glowing slightly, as if it is guiding something, and it seems to be indicating something.
The body is slowly feeling it here, and then slowly disappearing in the cycle of feeling, repeating itself over and over again.
When Zheng Lei opened his eyes, there was not a drop of wine left in the gourd, he blinked his eyes a few times, and let his eyes slowly get used to the sudden light in front of him, as if he had not opened his eyes for thousands of years, and the slight snow light also stabbed his eyes.
Zheng Lei moved his head slightly, and there was a heart-rending pain on his mouth, and then he felt a slight salty taste in his mouth.
I wiped it! Even my mouth stuck to the gourd's buttocks, how long did it take? Zheng Lei cursed in his heart, and then shouted loudly with his heart.
I shouted for a long time, but there was no sound of co-working.
Won't you just leave without saying hello? Zheng Lei thought in his heart, while reaching out and slowly tearing his mouth off the top of the gourd's buttocks, tearing his mouth full of blood.
Finally tore his mouth off the gourd, Zheng Lei found that his body was stiff, only his hands were still flexible, he held his hands and moved himself out from under the gourd's buttocks, and lay there, slowly pinching his body with both hands, slowly recovering the vitality of his muscles.
After a long time, Zheng Lei sat up slowly, stood up with difficulty, and suddenly stood up, which made him dizzy, his legs were weak, and he almost fell down again, and hurriedly bent down.
He did not bend down or tighten, but when he bent down, he saw a river at his feet, and the source of the river, just between his legs, was facing the tip of the gun.
"How can there be a river?" Zheng Lei scratched his head and said with a mouth full of blood, "This source is still so small, what a strange river." ”
After being puzzled for a while, Zheng Lei took a step forward gently, and the source of the river actually walked with his footsteps, always corresponding to the head of the gun.
Suddenly, Zheng Lei's eyes widened, and his face was full of surprise: "I wipe! Did I pee out of a river?"