Chapter 163: Chen Guangrui, the No. 1 unlucky egg in the sky
Although Liu Neng has heard the name of Guanyin Bodhisattva for a long time, and has often seen all kinds of her portraits and sculptures before, when he sees a real person at this time, he has to praise it, even if it is a wonderful brush, it is difficult to depict the other party's demeanor. But look at her dignified and beautiful, Rui Cai fluttering, jade muscles and ice bones, and her beautiful face shines with holy light. The white gauze coat is spotless, and the fingers are like jade onions, like jelly crystals.
"I've seen Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Liu Neng hurriedly clasped his hands together and solemnly gave a Buddha salute.
"Excuse me!" Guanyin Bodhisattva gently stretched out a hand and helped Liu Neng. Liu Neng felt that a fragrance hit at that time, not Lan Fei musk, and not like the sandalwood commonly used in the temple, the fragrance was condensed and endless, ethereal and far-reaching, and he forgot his worries when he heard it.
In the face of such a solemn Guanyin monk, even if Liu Neng salivated his face, he had to restrain his lazy dignity and make a solemn appearance. It's not that he thinks about Guanyin, but he can't help but want to do it, as if if he doesn't do it will destroy the good things in front of him.
"Master Fahai, do you know why this Bodhisattva called you here today?" Guanyin looked at Liu Neng solemnly, and did not quarrel with him, and directly cut to the topic.
On the way here, Liu Neng has been thinking about this problem, and he has already made a bamboo in his chest, and when he saw Guanyin asking, he replied directly: "But it is for the Buddha to spread the scriptures to the east!"
Guanyin's eyebrows moved slightly, and there was no change in her beautiful face, obviously not surprised by Liu Neng's answer, but also appreciated: "Master Fahai, really know your surname!"
In this way, it was the poor monk who got it right. Liu Neng raised his head and said with a smile. In fact, it is not difficult to guess this matter, the biggest thing in the Three Realms now is the matter of transmitting the scriptures to the east, and Guanyin is a participant in this matter.
"Since Master Fahai guessed correctly, the Bodhisattva will not sell it. Guanyin casually beckoned two lotus seats, motioned for Liu Neng to sit down, and sat opposite him: "I don't know what Master Fahai thinks of my Buddha coming to the east to spread the scriptures?"
"Does the poor monk's opinion matter?" Liu Neng heard Guanyin ask, and laughed at himself: "The poor monk is just a soy sauce beater, whether I agree with it or not, it is imperative for the Buddha to spread the scriptures to the east." If the Bodhisattva asks Lao Jun or the Jade Emperor, they will always give you an explanation, whether it is true or false, but the Bodhisattva wants to ask the question blindly!"
"Fahai, you underestimate yourself too much!" Guanyin looked at Liu Neng with disgust, and his eyes flowed, although it had nothing to do with Fengyue, but it made Liu Neng crisp half of his bones, as if looking at her more would defile her purity. can only honestly bow his head, although this is a sign of weakness, but helpless.
"Today is the second time I've seen you!" Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Liu Neng bowing his head and frowning, and nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that this time you are more honest!"
"See me for the second time!" Liu Neng immediately understood the meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva's words when he heard this, and the other party said this, making it clear that he was the Wuchao Zen Master, and the first time he saw him was in Wuchao Mountain.
"The Bodhisattva doesn't seem to like me being so honest, so I'll be presumptuous. Liu Neng stretched his waist and stared at Guanyin's pretty face with his two eyes.
If it was someone else, facing a pair of thief eyes, or bursting out, slapping Liu Neng twice, or shyly lowering his head to avoid his eyes. But Guanyin was extremely silent, looking at him without concessions, with no expression on his face, like a stone and an iceberg.
"What a powerful Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Liu Neng sighed in his heart, but he was not untargeted, since he saw Guanyin, he was at a disadvantage everywhere, and the other party's holiness was incomparable, and the pressure was greater than that of the Heavenly Demons. Liu Neng finally found an opportunity, and wanted to force Guanyin with an unscrupulous gaze, even if the other party just had a flash in his eyes, it was equivalent to planting a flawed seed in her heart, but he didn't expect that Guanyin had already cultivated to a wonderful state of immaculate and impure beauty, no matter what Liu Neng did, it would not affect her state of mind at all.
Seeing that he couldn't make Guanyin blink, the corners of Liu Neng's mouth hooked up an evil smile, and he actually stood up and walked in front of Guanyin. Leaned over the old face and said gently: "Since the Bodhisattva asked, then I will tell me my opinion!"
Liu Neng's breath almost sprayed on Guanyin's face, and her brows finally furrowed slightly. There was also a hint of coldness in his gentle tone: "Fahai, you are too close to me." ”
"Haha!" Finally heard what he wanted to say, Liu Neng's heart blossomed, no matter how strong she was, she couldn't get rid of the fact that she was a woman, and Monk Liu was a man.
Liu Neng just tilted his body back, widened the distance between him and Guanyin, and then said loudly: "The poor monk is also a disciple of Buddhism, and the poor monk is naturally happy to see it." What's more, the Bodhisattva still has the grace of passing on art to the poor monks, and if the Bodhisattva has anything to say, the poor monks will definitely do it. ”
Guanyin sat slightly, for fear that if his body moved, he would run into Liu Neng. It is also thanks to the fact that she used to participate in meditation for a long time, and if she was replaced by someone else, her neck was already stiff at this time.
"Fahai, you must also know that the Buddha of the Buddha has entrusted the matter of transmitting the scriptures to the east to this Bodhisattva. Since you remember the kindness of this Bodhisattva to you, what this Bodhisattva asked you to do, I think you will not refuse. ”
"Willing to serve the Bodhisattva!" Liu Nengchang took a long breath, as if tasting the fragrance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and then replied.
"Fahai, you are too presumptuous!" Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, and he said with a straight face.
"What's wrong with me?" asked Liu Neng knowingly.
Guanyin held back his anger: "Fahai, you can solve the good things you did." ”
"What did I do?" Liu Neng wondered.
"Jiang Liu'er!"
"Jiang Liu'er, little Tang Seng!" Liu Neng's eyes immediately appeared in front of the little fat man with a big snot and crying: "What's wrong with him?"
"You have destroyed the arrangement of this Bodhisattva! You have informed his parents of Jiang Liu'er's life experience, and now the reincarnated golden cicada has been taken home by Liu Hong and his wife, and has become a noble son, seeing that the water and land conference is about to open, the Tang Emperor will soon send someone to learn the scriptures, if Jiang Liu'er can't make the trip, the whole plan to learn the scriptures will be ruined!"
"Is it as serious as you said? Without Butcher Zhang, you still have to eat hairy pigs!" Liu Neng replied indifferently: "It's not because Bodhisattva, your arrangement is too unkind, but you want to break up a good family." Even if there is no Jiang Liu'er, there are other eminent monks who can learn from the scriptures?
"The matter of learning from the scriptures must be done, how can it be done without Jiangliuer. The Buddha can still cut meat and feed eagles, and sacrifice small righteousness for great benevolence. Don't forget, Liu Hong is a murderer. Hearing Liu Neng's accusation, Guanyin argued.
"You're stupid, aren't you!" Liu Neng was extremely disapprehensive of Guanyin's words: "Liu Hong's murder is punished by the Tang Dynasty, but it has nothing to do with Jiang Liu'er. You break up a pair of flesh and blood, and talk about great benevolence and small righteousness. The poor monk only heard that the Buddha cut meat and fed the eagle, but he never heard of him sacrificing his life for righteousness!"
"That's because you don't know anything about the Buddha!" Guanyin argued when he heard Liu Neng say bad things about Rulai mercilessly.
Guanyin was originally light and clear, that was because everyone was respectful when they saw him, and when faced with a scoundrel like Liu Neng, her previous countermeasures against the world were useless, and she was burned by his angry anger. But this matter has to be done by him, so he can only hold back his anger: "Fahai, you also said just now that this Bodhisattva has the grace of teaching you karma, and if you want to repay this Bodhisattva, you have to go all out to promote the journey to the west." I solemnly tell you now, Jiang Liu'er must go to learn the scriptures, you can find a way to go by yourself!"
"It's over, it's up to me. Liu Neng said loudly to himself: "It's not enough to find someone at random, then you have to tell me why you have to let Jiang Liu'er go!"
"Okay!" Guanyin thought for a moment, and opened his mouth to say: "If I don't tell you, with your surname, I don't know how many big things I will do." Jiang Liu'er is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and the remark that its meat can avoid natural disasters has long been spread throughout Xiniu Hezhou. The Buddha passed the scriptures to the east, one was to expand his power to the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the second point was to sweep away the demon kings near Xiniu Hezhou and return the Qing around the Ling Mountain. If there is no bait of Jiang Liu'er, how can the demon king appear. ”
"That's the case!" Liu Neng touched his head and smiled: "Sure enough, it is a poisonous plan to kill two birds with one stone, if there is no demon king to contain it, Lingshan may have rebelled in the heavenly court a long time ago, right?"
Guanyin was silent, obviously thinking that what Monk Liu said was completely correct.
"Lingshan, the battle of the Heavenly Court has nothing to do with me. I will do what I say, I promise the Bodhisattva that I will do it, this matter is over, you and I don't owe each other, the poor monk will go to Jiang Liu'er to give you Chang'an. Liu Neng said, shook himself to the ground, and then drove the lotus platform straight to the clouds.
"Uncle Yao, thanks to you this time. Otherwise, the poor monk will suffer this loss!" Leaving the realm of Luojia Mountain, Liu Nengcai breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the medicine bowl inexplicably.
"I don't have enough concentration, you can't keep your heart at the moment, I remember that you were a lustful person, how could you see Guanyin and not even dare to take a breath?" Yao Bo reprimanded mercilessly.
This time, Liu Nengdao did not argue, and said with palpitations: "Only then did the poor monk know that Guanyin Bodhisattva really lived up to his false name, and when he first saw her, he was taken away by her spirit. If you hadn't lost a breath of medicine to me, the poor monk would have really let her play with her in the palm of her hand this time. ”
"Now you know what I'm for!" said the medicine bowl boasting, "If you don't have a deity, you have to give money to the number of people if you let people sell it?"
"Of course!" Liu Neng did not hesitate to slap his sycophancy, and slapped the medicine bowl comfortably: "You still have a way, Uncle Yao, and you will have to guide the old man more in the future, so that the younger generation will take fewer detours!"
"Fart!" Yao Bo didn't get Liu Neng's affection: "If there is this thing in the future, the deity can't help you, you better save yourself and be blessed!"
"I don't seem to be right!" Liu Neng didn't recognize anyone when he saw the medicine bowl turn his face, and introspectively.
"You're not saying the wrong thing, it's because the strength of the deity is not enough. The medicine bowl replied angrily: "You can do the math! From the beginning to the present, how many times has the deity helped you, and the vitality in my body has long been consumed. Are you really a bottomless pit, you can have whatever you want?"
"I don't want to get some treasures to replenish my vitality. The medicine bowl then complained again.
"Di Yong!" said this, and Liu Nengcai suddenly remembered that after he went to the lower realm, he actually forgot about Di Yong. She went to find her sworn sister, the scorpion spirit Menglan, but she didn't know what was going on now. It's just that the journey to the west is imminent, and since he promised Guanyin Bodhisattva, he is to do this thing well. Now I can only wait for this to be done, and then go to the little girl to talk about parting.
"Uncle Yao, didn't you eat a gold brick from that kid from Nezha?" Liu Neng put down the matter of the ground and complained to the medicine bowl: "That is also the magic weapon that ranks first, after you eat it, you don't say a word, can you blame me for not finding you something good?"
"A gold brick is used for a bird!" But the medicine bowl did not appreciate it: "What I want is a Buddha treasure, do you understand? If you can give me Guanyin's pure bottle to eat, I promise to give you whatever you want? Even if I immediately turn into the broken knife in your hand now, I am willing!"
"Buddha treasure?" Liu Neng's eyes lit up at that time, and a few tricks flashed out in an instant, and he said to the medicine bowl: "Don't worry, within a year, I will definitely find you a real Buddha treasure for you to eat, and I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it when the time comes." ”
"Hmph! If you can find it, the deity can eat it. In this world, except for the Buddha's nine-rank lotus platform deity gnawing a little hard, there is nothing in the world that can stop my teeth?"
"That's good!" Hearing what Yao Bo said, Liu Neng also put his mind at ease, with his understanding of Journey to the West, he couldn't find two Buddha treasures.
Between the conversations, Liu Neng saw a big river rushing forward in front of him, mighty, like a giant snake, lying on the ground.
He is very familiar with this river, it is the Hongjiang River, he has stayed on this river several times, and when he sees this river today, he knows that Jiangzhou is in front of him.
"It is recorded in the Journey to the West that after Chen Guangrui was beaten to death by Liu Hong, his body did not move. It was only because he had bought fish to release it before, and the fish was the dragon king of Hongjiang, so he saved Chen Guangrui's life and took him in for more than ten years, just waiting for the reunion of husband and wife in the future. Now that Tang Seng's parents are alive and well, it is a bit difficult to trick him into learning the scriptures. It's better to find a way from Chen Guangrui!"
When Liu Neng was calculating, he had already flown to the top of the Hongjiang River, and at that time, he sank his body, as if a comet had hit the ground, and threw himself directly into the river, splashing a huge splash.
Avoiding water is something that only monks who don't want to be angry can use, and with Liu Neng's ability, he doesn't need this thing at all. The true qi in his body was slightly released, forming a bubble around him, and the river water was all discharged.
It was the first time for Liu Neng to come to the bottom of the river, but seeing the hundreds of fish around him move, and the aquatic plants floating, which was very different from the scenery on the shore, and had a different taste.
walked like this for a while, but looked at a crystal palace not far in front, and the one with a gun erected at the door was a shrimp soldier and crab general, but seeing Liu Neng coming, he hurriedly stepped forward.
"The poor monk Fahai, ordered by Guanyin Bodhisattva, came to see the Dragon King of Hongjiang. ”
The reason why Liu Neng said this is all because of his memory of Journey to the West and his understanding of the Rulai Dongdu Sutra. Imagine that even if a dragon king is an idiot, he will not become a carp for no reason, and he will be caught by a fisherman, and even sold in the market, if he is not bought by Chen Guangrui, but replaced by someone else, it is impossible to say that he has been stewed into a pot of soup, there must be a reason for this, maybe it is arranged by Buddhism.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's name is naturally known to women and children, shrimp soldiers and crabs will be here for a long time, and naturally have a pair of bright eyes, but looking at Liu Neng's coaxing appearance, he also knows that he is a character who is not easy to mess with, so he hurriedly sent Liu Neng into the study to serve tea, and then went to invite the Dragon King.
If it was placed in the past, Liu Neng had already begun to look at the calligraphy and paintings around him, although he had no research on it, but he could pass the time a little, but now he did not have this leisure and elegance, sat on the chair, immediately put his mind into his body, and began to study the nine-move knife technique learned from the slashing immortal.
As soon as the door rang, the Dragon King of Hongjiang walked in from outside, and Liu Neng was also awakened from his meditation. Although he only practiced for a while, he also had some understanding of these nine tricks, the so-called diligence can make up for clumsiness, seeing that the journey to the west is imminent, Liu Neng does not dare to relax at all, not to mention that Rulai and Lao Jun are still looking at him.
"I've seen the master!" Hongjiang Dragon King entered the study and hurriedly saluted Liu Nengshen.
It seems that the dragon kings in the world look the same, anyway, in Liu Neng's opinion. The two dragon horns on the top of his head, the long and large mouth, and the thick yellow beard on the chin form the image of the dragon king in front of him.
"The Dragon King is too polite, the poor monk has received the decree of Guanyin Bodhisattva and has come to visit!" Liu Neng returned the salute and smiled.
At the same time that Liu Neng was looking at the Dragon King, the Dragon King was also looking at Liu Neng, but although Liu Neng was black and ordinary, he was black and transparent, full of Buddha spirit, and he was indeed a Taoist monk like that.
"Please also ask the master to pass on the decree, and Xiao Wang will definitely do it!" The dragon king heard Liu Neng say that he had followed Guanyin's decree, and replied with sincere fear.
"Lingshan is really notorious, just looking at the appearance of this dragon king can be seen!" Liu Neng looked at the trembling dragon king, and secretly said in his heart, more vigilant about Lingshan's actions.
"The poor monk heard that there is a leader in Hongjiang Water Mansion, named Chen Guangrui, and the poor monk came this time to see him. Liu Neng was not polite to the Dragon King, and went straight to the point.
"Please wait, Master, Xiao Wang will call him here!" the Dragon King replied and turned to go out.
Seeing that the Dragon King heard Liu Neng call out Chen Guangrui's name, he was not surprised, Liu Neng was ten percent sure that the Dragon King's transformation into a carp and the preservation of Chen Guangrui's corpse must be in accordance with Lingshan's arrangement.
After a short time, the dragon king turned around and walked in with a scribe dressed as a scholar in his forties.
Seeing Chen Guangrui again, Liu Neng took a closer look, but saw that Chen Guangrui still maintained the handsome appearance of his youth, although he was about forty years old, he was still a talent, with red lips and white teeth.
"Chen Guangrui has seen the master!" Chen Guangrui didn't know who Liu Nengnai was, but seeing that the Dragon King was extremely respectful to him, and he also knew that he was a well-known figure, he gave a deep salute.
"Creation makes people!" Liu Nengdan saw Chen Guangrui's chic movements and indescribable amorous demeanor, and felt a little sympathy for him in his heart. The other party can be described as the No. 1 unlucky guy in the sky, the wife he married is someone else's second-hand goods, and he finally got admitted to the champion, but before he became an official, he was snatched away by others. It's not bad, the old mother was reduced to begging for a living, and he, after being killed, could only live hard at the bottom of the Hongjiang River, all thanks to his cheap son Tang Seng.
(To be continued)