Chapter 162: Guanyin Bodhisattva is invited
"Old pig, I'm really convinced!" Liu Neng thought about it and became happier, patting Zhu Bajie's shoulder vigorously.
Liu Neng confused Zhu Bajie this time, and his two little eyes gave off a puzzled light, and asked pitifully: "Big brother, what's wrong with me, not only do you not sympathize with me, but you even laugh at me." ”
"You deserve it!" Liu Neng finally stopped laughing: "Don't you know the relationship between Chang'e and the Jade Emperor?"
"I don't know!" Zhu Bajie shook his head.
"Chang'e is the Jade Emperor's pillow person, do you think you will have good fruits to eat?" Liu Neng snorted and kicked Zhu Bajie's ass.
"What?" Zhu Bajie was shocked, how high he jumped, his teeth rattled, and he scolded vigorously: "No wonder? No wonder! This old rabbit!"
"Even if you don't know at first!When you're demoted to the mortal world, it's impossible not to know!" Liu Neng reprimanded.
"I thought that old rabbit hurt me?" Zhu Bajie replied with a snort: "However, although he did not lose his wife, he did break his army." After I went to the lower realm, I only went to the outside of the Five Elements Mountain for a turn, and then I found a place to be happy. He begged Lao Jun to hit this weapon in vain, and the result was a cheap old pig!"
"Okay, if you're smart, you'll honestly go under the bed. Where are we going to find a pig demon now, we can't let the poor monk kill the ring, let's make up for you!" Liu Neng glared at Zhu Bajie and said.
"Big brother, don't blame me for this!" Zhu Bajie patted his stomach vigorously, made a horn sound, and cried bitterly: "That bed is too low, and I can't wear it with my physique!"
Seeing Zhu Bajie's sturdy figure, Liu Neng smiled dumbly, so it seemed that he had wronged him, and he didn't blame him for his temporary intention, pretending to look for food, but he had a problem again.
"Big brother!" Zhu Bajie said lightly: "The matter of the pig demon is even simpler. Let's just find someone else's black pig, kill it, and bring it back. ”
"Isn't that your relative?" Liu Nengdan looked at Zhu Bajie's indifferent look, so he quipped.
"Big brother!" Zhu Bajie made Liu Neng cry and laugh without saying a word: "My body is a pig, but I am actually a human!"
"Okay!" Liu Neng thought about it, there was no good way, according to what Zhu Bajie said, it was very easy to pass, as long as he was sure that it was a pig demon, I believed that Gao Cuilan's father and daughter were mortals, and they couldn't say anything. It's just that this pig can't be found nearby, in case any family finds that their big fat pig is lost, and the trouble will start, the two have to show their stuffing. But this is not difficult for Liu Neng, he and Zhu Bajie are both characters who travel in the East China Sea and live in the sky at night, and it is not difficult to run hundreds of miles to catch a pig. Thinking of this, Liu Neng nodded and agreed with Zhu Bajie's idea.
"Big brother, wait a moment! Just leave this little matter to me, the old pig. Zhu Bajie saw that Liu Neng agreed, and hurriedly volunteered.
Just as he was about to leave, he saw a black shadow suddenly flash in the air, and then an object slammed in front of the two of them. But it was a big pig with black hair and black face, and at least more than 300 catties had to smash the ground into a big hole, and the flesh and blood were blurred.
"Who!" Liu Neng didn't expect a divine pig to descend from the sky, and after being startled, he flashed his big knife with his backhand and pointed diagonally towards the sky.
"Master Fahai, we meet again. But seeing a monk in a short linen robe floating down in the air, facing Liu Neng's sword light, his face did not change, and he greeted Wa in a sinister manner.
"Hui'an!" Liu Neng, who looked like a person, couldn't help but shout loudly. The other party is really ghostly, as soon as he arrived in the world, he immediately came to the door.
"It's the practitioner!" Hui An smiled indifferently, kicked the big fat pig of more than 300 catties like a ball, and accurately fell in front of Zhu Bajie. Then he clapped his hands gently, as if he had done something insignificant, and said to Liu Neng with one hand: "Master Fahai, I solved this trouble for you, you don't thank me, but point a knife at me, is this the reason for you to welcome guests?"
Liu Neng was unmoved, and smiled, revealing two lines of white teeth: "When a friend comes, there is wine, and when an enemy comes, there are knives and guns, it depends on how the Hui'an traveler chooses." ”
"It seems that Master Fahai regards me as an enemy!" Hui An pretended to be chic, turned his head and said to Zhu Bajie: "Zhu Wuneng, what about you?"
Seeing the aggressive Hui'an, Zhu Bajie's old face immediately became bitter, and he reluctantly said a thousand words: "Hui'an Walker, why are you here?"
"Zhu Wuneng, I'm not here for you!" Hui An said, and then pointed to Liu Neng: "But I'm here for him!"
On one side is the disciple next to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the other is the eldest brother who has just been recognized, Zhu Bajie is in trouble. His difficulty is not which one is closer to him, but which one is stronger. It stands to reason that of course he has to listen to the Bodhisattva, but Guanyin is not here. Seeing that these two people are not easy to mess with, Zhu Bajie is a little numb for a while.
"Master Fahai, the Bodhisattva is invited!" At this moment, Hui'an's words freed Zhu Bajie from the realm of dilemma.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva invites me?" Liu Neng asked.
"That's right! Guanyin Bodhisattva was very happy when he heard about your nether world, and specially sent a practitioner to invite you to Luojia Mountain. Hui An said proudly. Then he added gloomily: "Fahai, you won't even give the face of the Bodhisattva!"
"How can it?" Liu Neng made the most beneficial choice for himself in the blink of an eye, if Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to be unfavorable to him, even if he fled to the ends of the earth, it would be useless. And he also wanted to know whether Guanyin Bodhisattva was the Wuchao Zen master who was preaching to himself in Futu Mountain, so he put away his knife and smiled: "The poor monk has long wanted to meet Guanyin Bodhisattva, since the Bodhisattva does not think the poor monk is rude, of course the poor monk wants to visit!"
"Very good!" Listening to Liu Neng's beautiful words, Hui'an nodded and rode the auspicious clouds.
"Big brother, take care!" Zhu Bajie saw that Liu Neng also followed a lotus bridge, and after shouting, he quickly turned around to resist the big black pig on the ground, and ran in the direction of Gao Laozhuang.
"This idiot, how do I hear that mean and tell me not to go back?" Liu Neng muttered in his heart, followed behind Hui An, and went straight to the southeast.
The two of them were one after the other, like meteors hitting the ground, and their momentum was extremely fast, and they had reached the boundary of the Five Elements Mountain in a short time. Looking at the mountain shaped like five fingers, Hui'an left his footsteps and sighed: "Sun Monkey, let you be a hero." Even the heavenly court can't do anything about you, but the Dharma is boundless, and you can't escape the palm of the Buddha's hand if you spare you in the Three Realms. ”
"That's right!" Liu Neng smiled: "Those who follow me advocate, and those who oppose me die." Since Sun Monkey refuses to bow his head, then press you to the bottom, otherwise you don't know what the Dharma is boundless. ”
Listening to Liu Neng's merciless sarcasm about Lingshan's unapproachable behavior, Hui An frowned, stopped arguing with him, and flew straight away on the clouds.
After flying like this for an hour, the two arrived at the edge of the South China Sea, but they saw that the ocean was far away, and the water was clear and the sky was clear. A five-colored mountain arches in the water waves, blooming like a lotus flower in the South China Sea. Exotic flowers and plants on the mountain, treasure tree golden lotus. Jade cover golden roof, bamboo forest beach.
"Sure enough, it's a good place to go, if you can live here with Chan'er and them, then you will die of happiness. Liu Neng secretly admired.
Seeing the shocked expression on Liu Neng's face, Hui An behaved even more proudly, and after lowering the clouds, he said, "If Master Fahai likes it here, he can stay here for a long time in the future." ”
"I live here!" Liu Neng pretended to be overjoyed, looked at the surrounding scenery with satisfaction, turned his head to Hui'an, and folded his hands: "That's really good!"
Hui'an's heart suddenly shuddered, and just when he wanted to speak, he heard Liu Neng say with a smile: "Is the Bodhisattva tired of living here?" The poor monk can move here at any time, and I don't know where the Bodhisattva and Hui'an Walker plan to move to live. ”
Hui An once again appreciated the cheekiness of Monk Liu, he vaguely knew what the Bodhisattva meant, and planned to explore his details first, so he said what he just said, but he didn't expect that the monk actually planned to drive the Bodhisattva out and monopolize Luojia Mountain.
"It's hard to make a big deal out of fighting for the advantage of your tongue!" At this moment, an extremely familiar voice resounded in Liu Neng's ears.
Liu Neng looked up, but saw a delicate monk standing outside the purple bamboo forest, born with a face as white as jade, moon eyebrows and starry eyes, it was Liu Yanchang, the owner of Monk Liu.
"Young Master Liu, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you're getting more and more handsome. If you arrange another flower, it will be the same as the girl in Huifang Building. Liu Neng smiled while looking at Liu Yanchang's legs with his eyes.
Liu Yanchang was only angry when he heard this, Huifanglou was the Qinglou he used to go to, this dog slave dared to compare him to a girl who sang in Qinglou, it was simply audacious, and what was even more infuriating was that the two dog eyes dared to look at Liu Yanchang's most unspeakable place. Every time he thinks of what happened under the bottomless pit, Liu Yanchang has a heart-devouring feeling that life is worse than death, which is why he is desperately cultivating every day, just to let Liu Neng taste the pain he once suffered.
Now that Liu Neng is in front of him, hatred has burned Liu Yanchang's eyes.
"Dog minion, Ben Shao must teach you a lesson today!" Liu Yanchang shouted wildly, his body floated, and he flew into the air, quickly reciting a scripture in his mouth, dancing with both hands, and releasing hundreds of Sanskrit characters, like a big snake, swept the world and entangled Liu Neng.
"Senior Brother Liu, do it slowly!" After Hui An shouted, his body flew back, obviously not wanting to stop the fight between the two, but to let Liu Yanchang try Liu Neng's skills, and how far he had grown recently.
"Sample, it's going to fly!" Liu Neng snorted coldly, two terrifying glare shot out of his eyes, his body did not move, his fingers flashed, and the black light broadsword moved against the wind, slashing towards the Sanskrit snake in the air with the momentum of thunder.
"Boom!"
After a loud bang, hundreds of Sanskrit words collapsed in the air. The long knife was in the direction of the momentum, and then he killed Liu Yanchang.
Liu Yanchang originally thought that after more than ten years of hard training, he would definitely be able to clean up Liu Neng, but he didn't expect him to be so terrifying, but seeing the long knife coming, the strong wind hit his face, stabbing his eyes red and swollen, and he couldn't help but feel angry. He could only barely calm his spirits, and grabbed the purple bamboo forest with his backhand, grabbing out a thick purple qi.
The purple bamboo forest is a strange thing in the Luojia Mountain, and it is said that it is crossed by the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the Buddha is full of energy. If it weren't for Liu Yanchang, who was accepted as a good money boy, he said that he practiced here and got their approval, and he would not have easily let him catch the Buddha's qi.
Although Liu Yanchang was in his hands, the hundreds of purple bamboos near him were miserable. The bamboo is dull and gray, as if autumn has arrived early.
"Whew!"
With a swing in Liu Yanchang's hand, he released a purple glow, turning into an infernal Buddha fire and attacking Liu Neng overwhelmingly.
"Fighters, divided into days, locations, and people, the poor monks are located here, and only when the days are equal to you, the people are all advantageous to you, but the poor monks are still afraid that you will not succeed. I want to see how much Buddha Qi you catch. ”
Liu Neng calmly looked at the purple flame in front of him, and slashed out with his backhand. Even now, he didn't use the secret method passed down from Slashing Sendai, but just danced the big knife in his hand, releasing a dark and heavy sword.
Liu Yanchang was far from the geographical advantage, flying vertically and horizontally in the air, constantly grabbing the purple qi from the purple bamboo forest, turning into lightning and thunder, the iron horse stood out, and the swords and guns were all out of the momentum, constantly attacking Liu Neng.
But Liu Neng was at ease, under the shower of purple Buddha light, walking back and forth, like a leisurely stroll, only under Liu Yanchang's attack, he attacked casually, forcing Liu Yanchang to retreat again and again.
Liu Yanchang became more and more anxious, and the ten acres of purple bamboo in the vicinity were all withered and yellow, and all the Buddha qi was pumped out by him, but Liu Neng couldn't help it at all. By now, he was already riding a tiger, and he could only rely on the Buddha qi in the purple bamboo forest behind him to maintain his attack.
"It's so shameless, how can people be so shameless!" Hui An looked at Zizhu who was in a mess, and his heart was extremely depressed. This is Guanyin's favorite thing, but he didn't expect to be harmed by Liu Neng today. Just Liu Yanchang's extraction of Buddha qi is nothing, as long as Guanyin is willing, a drop of willow nectar can return these purple bamboos to their original appearance. But there is also a Liu Neng among them, every time he wields a big knife, the knife is scattered, and the purple bamboo is scattered, and it is not the same.
"He did it on purpose, he definitely did it on purpose!" Hui An, who had long been on guard against Monk Liu's shamelessness, finally came to a conclusion and hurriedly said, "Senior Brother Liu, you stop for me!"
"Ah!" Liu Yanchang was stunned for a moment, glanced at the full color of Hui'an, and was about to speak, when he suddenly saw a black shadow burst out on the ground.
But it was Monk Liu who accurately grasped the opportunity, and when he listened to Hui An's shouting, he knew that the other party had discovered his conspiracy. With Liu Yanchang's stunned kung fu, he flew up with a fit and was definitely elusive, and his momentum was like electricity.
With the flashing of his body, he arrived at Liu Yanchang's side at an incredible speed, and waved his fist fiercely, aiming at Liu Yanchang's chin.
"Click!"
Liu Yanchang was like a cupola cannon, allowing Liu Neng to fly with one punch.
But Liu Neng was not finished, stepped on the lotus bridge, and then appeared behind Liu Yanchang, pinching his neck. Like a wolf and a tiger, he smashed dozens of times on Liu Yanchang's body. Then he landed on the ground with him and threw him to the ground.
Liu Yanjing's miserable appearance is incomparable, I don't know how many bones have been broken, lying on the ground, soft as mud.
This is still Liu Neng's heart, for fear of provoking Guanyin's anger, otherwise, he can cut off his dog's head with a knife. With her identity, the fight between the two can only make her smile slightly, but if it really hurts her surname, I'm afraid it won't be a matter of laughing it off. If she doesn't get it right, she'll do it herself. Even if Liu Neng knew that he was the reincarnation of Medicine Buddha, and knew that Guanyin might be useful to himself, he didn't dare to be stupid and offend her female power.
"Fahai!" Hui'an looked at Liu Yanchang on the ground, rushed over angrily, and yelled at Liu Neng: "Didn't you hear me say stop just now?"
"I heard it!" Liu Neng lazily turned the big knife in his hand into a ring, and after putting it on his finger, he replied absentmindedly while holding it upright.
"Okay, since you heard it, why didn't you stop!" Hui An was furious, and then accused.
Liu Neng rolled his eyes: "First point, why should I listen to you!"
"yes! Why did he listen to me? Hui'an asked Liu Neng to be stunned. Liu Neng was the guest he invited, and according to the principle of the host's casual guest, it seemed that he should listen to Liu Neng.
"Second!" Liu Neng ignored Hui Anchan's purple old face: "Even if I listen to you, you still let him stop, but you didn't let me stop!"
Although Hui An has appreciated Liu Neng's shamelessness many times, he has long regarded him as a character who he respects and stays away from in his heart, but after listening to his words, he immediately raised Liu Neng's level by a notch, and turned into a lookout, he secretly swore in his heart that he would never be with this stinky and shameless monk in the future, how could the other party's identity still be as good as a little ruffian?
"And the third?" Liu Neng then added: "You say to fight, and stop when you say, is this your house open?"
"That's right, this is my house. Hui An was overjoyed when he heard this, this is Guanyin's dojo, even if Liu Neng is like a ghost, there are times when he loses his words, and he can't help but say a word in his heart.
Just as he was about to speak, he heard Liu Neng say again: "Even if it is opened in your house, there is no reason for letting dogs bite people indiscriminately, right? And you don't let the guests fight back, is this the truth of being a host?"
"You have told you the good and the bad, what else can I say?" Hui An was so aggrieved that he wanted to die headlong.
At this time, I saw a white figure coming over: "Hui'an, you are not Master Fahai's opponent in words, so don't quarrel with you, take Senior Brother Liu down to recuperate first!"
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(To be continued)