Seeing this, Yang Chan covered her mouth and snickered, stretched out her hand and gently swiped in the air.

With Yang Chan's movements, Liu Neng immediately found that there was an extra door in the house, and when he was in a daze, he heard Lingzhi say: "Please go in and wash." ”

"It turned out to be a bathroom!"

Liu Neng was overjoyed when he heard this, and after running into the house as if flying, he didn't care about the situation in the house, and happily let out a few farts. Only then did he get into the big bathtub in the middle, and then he realized that the wound he had been whipped yesterday had completely healed, and even the scar could not be seen, and it was as smooth as the skin of a newborn.

After Liu Neng took a bath so happily, he only felt that his body was very clear, his body was as light as a swallow, and he seemed to be about to fly. Look at the new set of clothes and a new pair of shoes next to the bathroom, all from the inside out. couldn't help but secretly praise Yang Chan for being careful, so she happily changed it and left the bath.

"Childe still resents the concubine?" As soon as he went out, he saw Lingzhi Ying there, looking at Liu Neng very sadly.

"No resentment, certainly no resentment. Liu Neng ate half of the other party's arm, and the anger in his heart had long disappeared without a trace, but looking at the other party's remaining arm and two thighs, he only felt that saliva flowed in his mouth, and the fragrance of Ganoderma lucidum leaves just now echoed in his mouth.

Lingzhi only looked at Liu Neng's eyes like electricity, and only swept straight towards his body, he had already guessed his intentions in his heart, and his frightened body retreated straight back, for fear that the other party's beast surname would be big, and then eat his own two leaves, that would be called heaven and earth.

"Childe, please sit down!" Yang Chan conjured up a wooden chair and placed it in front of Liu Neng.

"Can you not call me Gongzi, you still call me Liu Neng! Even if you call me Liu Heizi, I feel good to listen to. Liu Neng said as he sat down.

"The concubine body is not the person who is not good and evil, and what happened just now was all done by the concubine body to order Lingzhi. It was only because of this importance that Lingzhi offended Gongzi on the surface. Now that there is a Baolian lamp in the house, the concubine dares to pour out the truth. After watching Liu Neng sit down, Yang Chan spoke.

"What kind of thing, you need to be so cautious!" Liu Neng exclaimed, when he ate the lingzhi leaves just now, he already felt that something was wrong, and the other party was so respectful, it was definitely not as simple as thanking him.

"This matter needs to start with the monkey named Sun Wukong six hundred years ago in the Heavenly Palace!" Yang Chan sighed.

"Poof!" Liu Neng almost didn't squirt out, and hurriedly asked: "Isn't it the Monkey King who made trouble in the sky five hundred years ago?"

"Gongziguo is very human, and he has even heard of the name of Sun Wukong. Yang Chan glanced at him with strange eyes, and then said: "That's right, five hundred years ago, someone did make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but it was not Sun Wukong, but someone else. When Sun Wukong was haunting the Heavenly Palace, it was six hundred years ago. ”

"That's right, according to the world, it is the heavenly palace where Sun Wukong made trouble when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty. It is now the thirteenth year of the Tang Dynasty, which is exactly six hundred and thirty-one years. Lingzhi added on the side.

"Okay, what a big oolong!" When Liu Neng watched Journey to the West, he often heard Sun Monkey say that he was the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and he has always believed in it, but he has never counted the time of Journey to the West. He only vaguely remembered that Liu Xiu ascended the throne in 25 AD, and Wu Zetian became the empress around 670 AD. This shows that it must be at least 600 years old.

(Regarding this piece, it is recorded in the fourteenth chapter of Journey to the West, the heart ape is corrected, and the six thieves are nowhere to be found.) There is a sentence in the meantime: This mountain was formerly known as the Five Elements Mountain, and it was renamed Liangjie Mountain because of my Tang Dynasty's conquest of the West and Dingguo. In the early years, I heard the old man say: When Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, the sky descended on this mountain, and a divine monkey was pressed down.

Wang Mang usurped Han in the eighth year of the A.D., and the thirteenth year of Zhenguan was in the year 639 A.D. If it is calculated according to the approximate number, it should be said that it is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace six hundred years ago, not five hundred years ago. These will be described later. ）

"After Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he was pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. The Jade Emperor has always been dissatisfied with this, thinking that the punishment is too light, and always feels that there is such a trick in it, so he asked Lao Jun to create a magic weapon. He also sent Zhu Ganglie, the marshal of Tianpeng who had an enmity with Sun Wukong, to go down to earth with his divine soldiers, but he didn't expect that Zhu Ganglie would never return, and it was in vain that the Jade Emperor worked hard. Yang Chan continued to explain, sneering vigorously.

"I think it's Zhu Bajie!" Liu Neng said secretly in his heart, and then asked: "I heard from the old people that Zhu Ganglie was molesting Chang'e in the moon, so he was demoted to the mortal world. ”

"It seems that you do know a lot of things, but unfortunately you only know the surface. What kind of person is Fairy Chang'e, there are even more heavy guards outside the Guanghan Palace, not to mention Zhu Ganglie, even the Queen Mother has to ask for a decree to enter, this is just an excuse, an excuse to create an excuse for Zhu Ganglie to go down. Yang Chan glanced at Liu Neng with beautiful eyes, and then explained.

"But what does all this have to do with me?" Liu Neng asked back.

"I was ordered by the Jade Emperor to come to the lower realm to do things, but I didn't expect to be entangled just after the lower realm. If it weren't for the help of the son, he would have missed a big thing. When Yang Chan said this, she glanced at the west with great resentment, and then said: "Fortunately, thanks to the help of the son, I escaped the catastrophe." I see that the son is quick to think, and I want to give you a lot of wealth in vain. ”

"Great wealth, please speak directly to Our Lady. Liu Neng knew that the drama was coming, so he sat up straight.

"Even if the son has the opportunity to practice, at most he can only be like Sun Monkey back then, and be a demon fairy with officials and no money. And if Gongzi helps me, I can play the Jade Emperor and ask Gongzi to be an official and wealthy immortal. When the time comes, it will live with heaven and earth, and the moon will be the same light, wouldn't it be comfortable? ”

"There are demon immortals with officials and no officials, and there are immortals with officials and officials?" Liu Neng repeated.

"That's right, only officials and officials are called immortals, and those who have officials and no officials are called demon fairies. As for the immortals who have no officials and no money? The more beautiful ones are called goblins, and the ugly ones are naturally called monsters. ”

"This is the so-called judging people by their appearance!" Liu Neng was speechless for a while: "Is it possible to become an immortal with a human body, and there will be no officials and no money? Is it still called a goblin or a monster?"

"Since Pangu opened the world, those who have become immortals with human bodies are all people with officials and wealth, and they will only be called immortals. ”

"Then I'll rest assured, whether I help you or not, I will be an official in the future. Liu Neng lifted Erlang's legs.

Yang Chan sneered: "It is even more difficult to become an immortal with people." The most difficult thing is to have a master to take care of you in the heavenly realm. Otherwise, it will be difficult to escape the difficulties of the three calamities, just ask who will be your master, and whose door can you worship in. Liu Neng heard the meaning of these words very clearly, if someone accepts you as an apprentice, the old lady will not be the first to spare him.

"Three calamities descended from the sky, even if you are a Great Luo Golden Immortal, it is difficult for the Bodhisattva Arhat to dodge. Since the beginning of the practice, in the first 500 years, there was a thunderstorm, and it was necessary to see the surname of the heart and avoid it in advance. Five hundred years later, a fire from heaven will burn you, not a fire from heaven and an ordinary fire, but a fire of yin. Another 500 years later, another wind and disaster will blow you, blowing from the five internal organs, passing through the dantian, and blowing the nine orifices. If you avoid these three disasters, you can live with the sky, or you will be extremely Tailai. Yang Chan continued.

"When the Bodhi Ancestor taught Sun Wukong the seventy-two changes, he once said that these three calamities!" Liu Neng said secretly in his heart, and listened to Yang Chan continue: "To avoid these three calamities, it is even more difficult, and there is not one in a hundred." There are only two strange things in this heaven and earth, which can be hidden after eating. The first is the peach planted in the heavenly palace, the so-called official and wealthy, that is, you have the qualifications to open the peach meeting, you can eat the peach to avoid natural disasters. And having an official or not a servant means that you only have the qualifications to be an official in the heavenly realm, but you can't participate in the Pan Tao Society. The second is the ginseng fruit, but it is a pity that it takes 10,000 years to grow thirty pieces, not to mention ordinary demon fairies, even the Buddha himself cannot guarantee that he can eat it. ”

"This peach is a strategic weapon, which can allow people to avoid the three disasters. No wonder so many people participate every time, the reason why Sun Wukong is not qualified to participate is because he is a demon fairy with officials and no money. That's why he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, which caused an uproar, provoking the Buddha to take action in person, but the negative impact of this matter is too great. And if I go to heaven, I will be a god with officials and wealth, and the gap between them is so big. Liu Neng thought of this, and couldn't help but itch in his heart, just wishing that he could eat peaches now.

"If Childe wants to eat peaches, wait for me to go to heaven to pick one for Childe. Yang Chan saw Liu Neng's restless appearance, and also saw his thoughts, so she promised.

So thank you to Our Lady. ”

"There are two things in my edict, the first is to follow the will of Lao Jun to find out the arrangements for the Buddha to spread the scriptures to the east. The second is to cut off the monkey's head at the behest of the Jade Emperor. ”

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