After listening to Yang Chan's words, Liu Neng was speechless for a while, these two things were as difficult as ascending to the sky. The monkey is the protagonist of the Journey to the West, killing countless demons along the way, and was even named the Buddha of Fighting. It can be said that there are thousands of qi in one, and it is not easy to cut off the other party's head after countless escapes from death. And if the Buddha preached the scriptures to the east, he sent the first combat force in Buddhism, Guanyin Bodhisattva to arrange this matter, and it was even more difficult to extract teeth in the other party's mouth.

"I don't know what Our Lady intends to do with the boy. Liu Neng only heard the fog cover of the clouds and mountains, and he was confused, and gritted his teeth and asked for the surname to directly pick out the matter.

"Okay, I want you to become a monk, enter the Huasheng Temple, and inquire about the specific arrangements of Buddhism. ”

After listening to Yang Chan's words, Liu Neng shook his head like a rattle: "No, I haven't married a wife yet, how can I become a monk." ”

Yang Chan chuckled, but she didn't expect Liu Neng to refute herself for such a reason: "If you can find out the truth, I will ask Lao Jun for you to appoint an unmarried fairy in the heavenly realm as your wife, what do you think?"

"That's not good! There are more unmarried fairies in the heavenly realm, in case Lao Jun gets a crooked melon and cracks dates, or a tigress-like fairy comes, my small body can't bear it. ”

"Well, if you find out the truth. I asked Lao Jun for advice, as long as it is an unmarried fairy in the heavenly realm, you can choose, of course, the premise is that the other party agrees, you can't use force. ”

"Isn't that the same as not saying it? Who would agree!" Liu Neng rolled his eyes.

"Although the heavenly realm is free, it is more lonely and less humane. Countless fairies live in the palace, suffering from time. I can guarantee that as long as Lao Jun gives the order, you will definitely find a satisfactory wife. Looking at Liu Neng's lazy appearance, Yang Chan explained painstakingly.

This sentence is reasonable, from the Cowherd to Dong Yong, and then to the Liu Yanchang just now, none of them are good cakes. Especially the Cowherd, Jian Zhen is a voyeur, and the Weaver Girl is still committed to marrying. Not to mention your old lady Yaoji, let people hook down with a look, otherwise, there is no you in this world. Listening to Yang Chan's words, Liu Neng couldn't help nodding yes, and he was deeply affected by the suffering of the heavenly realm.

"Okay, cut your hair!" With Yang Chan's order, Lingzhi on the side took out his long sword and slashed it on Liu Neng's head a few times.

Liu Neng only felt a chill on the top of his head, and then looked at the long hair falling to the ground, he couldn't help crying without tears, touched his bare head and said very sadly: "Sister Virgin, I haven't agreed yet?"

"I didn't agree, what are you nodding!" Lingzhi put away his long sword with satisfaction, and laughed, which can be regarded as holding the revenge of being eaten half of his arm just now.

I nodded because I was convinced by the words of Our Lady. Liu Neng just wanted to cut off his neck, and he had nothing to do.

"I thought you agreed?" Lingzhi made an innocent look, but the smile in his eyes couldn't be concealed at all

"Besides, you're wearing monk's robes. Lingzhi then took out a mirror and placed it in front of Liu Neng.

"Fooled!" Liu Neng, looking in the mirror, is his own image, dressed in monk's clothes, plus a bald head, if he is not a monk, even he himself will not believe it.

"That's it, that's it, it's not just to be a monk. In the past, it was said that there was a predecessor flower monk Lu Zhishen, and now there is a flower monk Liu Heizi. Liu Neng touched his bald head again, stood up, stood up with one palm on his chest, and said, "Amitabha!"

"Look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs!"

Yang Chan only felt cold, it was okay if the other party didn't shave his head, after shaving his head, no matter how he looked at it, it was crooked and cracked, especially the other party's thief eyes, which aimed at her chest one by one.

"The female Shi said that this is wrong, the so-called color is empty, and empty is color!" Liu Neng clasped his palms and saluted, and then stretched out a hand and came to Yang Chan with a hippie smile.

"What are you doing?" Yang Chan glanced at Liu Neng.

"Female benefactor, you don't think that I can enter the Avatar Temple like this! When I got mixed up, it is estimated that the Buddha had finished preaching the scriptures to the east. You've got to give some exercises, weapons, elixirs, and so on. As he spoke, Liu Neng turned his eyes to Lingzhi.

"Don't want to beat her again. Yang Chan knocked Liu Neng's bald head hard, and then said: "What you said is not unreasonable, but it's a pity that my exercises are not suitable for you." ”

"I think that Baolian lamp is quite suitable for me, I see that there is a lotus platform under the Buddha statue, if I hold the Baolian lantern, Huasheng Temple will definitely think that I am a Buddhist monk!" Liu Neng glanced at the Baolian lantern with great greed, it is a treasure that even Erlang God can hold!

"Don't think about it, this Baolian lamp is a treasure with a name in the heavenly realm. After Yang Chan smiled and scolded, she walked to the side of Baolian Lantern as if she was a thief.

"Otherwise, let's arrest a Buddhist monk and force him to pass on the exercises. Liu Neng knew that it was impossible for Yang Chan to give him the Baolian lantern, the so-called sky-high asking price, and paying back the money on the spot, he just wanted to get more benefits in Yang Chan's hands.

"This is a good way!" Yang Chan nodded.

"Let's go!" Seeing Yang Chan nodding, Liu Neng immediately came to his senses.

"What are you doing?" Yang Chan said strangely.

"Go to Guan Jiangkou! Why don't you go to learn ** Xuangong!" Liu Neng made a rare and strange look.

"Which one said that you have passed on your ** Xuangong, how can the second brother's exercises be so easy to learn. Yang Chan rolled her eyes.

Then you still nod. ”

"I nodded, because I plan to catch a high monk to pass on your Buddhist exercises, you have just eaten the leaves of Ganoderma lucidum, and your body is full of spiritual energy, I believe that in a very short period of time, you can refine the Buddha realm exercises to the realm of Dacheng. Yang Chan replied.

"If you don't come, no matter how high the monk is, can there be a Tang monk? That's the left monk's outline, the right monk's outline, and the world's chief monk's outline. When I saw the monster, I was so scared that I peed my pants and wanted me to learn, don't think about it!" Liu Neng said secretly in his heart, but he didn't refute it directly, but said bitterly: "Sister Our Lady, what we want to investigate is the matter of the Buddha spreading the scriptures to the east. Do you think that such a secret thing can be known to me, a small mortal monk? If I learn the exercises handed down from Lingshan, I may still be able to participate in it. ”

"The exercises passed down from Lingshan?" Yang Chan frowned.

"Why don't we catch an arhat and have fun?" Liu Neng snickered on the side.

"No! I can't beat it. Yang Chan shook her head very honestly.

"If you can't beat the Arhat, I guess the Bodhisattva can't beat it, unless we go to catch the monster. Liu Neng struggled for a long time, and finally detoured his words to the way he wanted to speak.

"That's not going to work! The monsters who know the Dharma are all mounts of the Bodhisattva. I just want to find out the arrangements for the Buddha to travel eastward to preach the scriptures, and I don't want to cause a war between the Taoist Buddha. Yang Chan then shook her head.

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