Two hundred and seventy-four times: The greedy county order to see the ugly girl
The rotten iron bucket let people go to Xiaozhuang to rob the ugly girl, put it in the sack, tied the mouth of the sack, and ran to the county government on his back.
The ugly girl's parents originally thought that those who raised a beautiful daughter, the daughter would be snatched away, and they were afraid at home, but they didn't expect that today they raised such a very ugly and stupider daughter would be snatched away, and they were chased behind, especially when they heard that it was the county magistrate of the county government who let them rob people, they felt a little surprised and didn't believe it, so they followed behind, and saw that they robbed people and really ran to the county, and suddenly saw that the rotten iron bucket was still waiting on the way, so they followed behind to chase and want to see a clearγ
Along the way, in the hearts of this stupid husband and wife and stupid parents, while chasing, they made a total of mistakes. Chasing, seeing the rotten iron bucket leading people, carrying their daughter to the county seat, the ugly girl's parents were half-convinced and chased for a while, and they all looked at each other, and when they saw each other, they didn't believe it, so they followed again, and the mother who ran after the ugly girl finally couldn't help but say: "His father, don't be busy catching up, if the county master really takes a fancy to our daughter, then we will become the county master's father-in-law and mother-in-law, isn't this a good thing?" This is eight lifetimes of burning high incense, looking for this county grandfather and son-in-law, this is a good thing that can't be found with a lantern, just follow the chase, don't catch up, today, the rotten iron bucket can marry our daughter to the county magistrate, then we have to thank the rotten iron bucket. β
The ugly girl's father said: "That's what I meant, didn't you see that I was chasing unfast today?"
The ugly girl's mother said: "That's right, that's right, they all say that we are stupid, but no matter how stupid we are today, we all want to go together, which shows that we are not stupid, how can we be stupid and know that we want to go together? β
The ugly girl's father said: "Silly monkey, I don't think I'm stupid, I won't think like this if I'm stupid, I'm not stupid if I think like this, if you want to be stupid, you can be stupid yourself, I can't follow you to distinguish that I'm not stupid and think I'm stupid." β
The ugly girl's mother said: "Then I'm not stupid, neither of us is stupid, stupid won't think like this, this shows that we are not stupid, we are all good together, and when we meet the county master, you will wait to be the father-in-law of the county master, look at your beauty, I haven't seen the son-in-law of the county master, and you haven't become the father-in-law of the county master, you are so beautiful that you can't keep your mouth shut." β
The ugly girl's father said: "You are even more, you are also beautiful, you haven't been the mother-in-law of the county master, you are so beautiful that you can't keep your mouth shut, it seems that you are thanks to giving birth to such a daughter, which is more effective than a handsome daughter." β
The ugly girl's mother said: "Learn from me to say that you can't keep your mouth shut and rotten mouth, who says it's not, who knows that the county master will like people like our daughter, now you don't have to say that the daughter I gave birth to is ugly, right?"
The two of them were talking happily in the back, and they happily followed and pretended to chase, and then they followed and chased into the county seat.
After chasing into the county seat, when he saw that the rotten iron bucket was really led directly into the county office, he was more relieved at first glance, and the ugly girl's father couldn't help but say happily: "It seems that today's county grandfather and father-in-law are going to be decided." The ugly girl's mother also said happily: "It seems that I am also the mother-in-law of the county lord today." The ugly girl's father said: "Then don't chase it yet, let our son-in-law come out to pick us up later, so that there is still face." The ugly girl's mother said, "Husband, you're right." So, I stopped and didn't rush to chase, but stopped and looked like I was really waiting to pretend to be the county master's father-in-law and mother-in-law, just waiting for the county master to come out and pick it up, and then look at it like that, looking very happy and satisfied Looking at the rotten iron bucket, watching the leader run and carry his daughter to the county office, and I feel that thanks to this rotten iron bucket today, I am doing good things for them today.
The rotten iron bucket was busy leading the family to run towards the county government with the ugly girl, and even he couldn't close his mouth with joy, as if he couldn't hold back his laughter and ran into the county office.
This group of people grabbed the ugly girl and ran into the county office, first there was a rotten iron bucket that couldn't hold back a smile to see the county master, as soon as they saw the county master, they immediately happily panted forward and said: "Congratulations to the county master, congratulations to the county master, beauty, beauty, I sent you the number one beauty." β
As soon as the county magistrate heard the word beauty, he couldn't help but say happily: "Thank you for your hard work, where is the number one beauty?"
The rotten iron bucket couldn't hold back a smile and said: "County master, don't be polite, I'll see it right away." β
The county magistrate couldn't hold back his laughter when he saw the rotten iron bucket, and he didn't understand why the rotten iron bucket was so happy, but he didn't think much about it, he only thought about seeing the number one beauty and his heart was moving and heartfelt, and his heart was already about to see the number one beauty, so he immediately thought about the mood of seeing the beauty and made him unbearable and said: "There, why don't you hurry up and offer it?"
The rotten iron bucket finally couldn't hold back anymore and smiled: "Let's fight the number one beauty." When the county magistrate saw that the sack really contained a person, and then thought that the person in the sack was a big beauty with the number one beauty, he couldn't help but get up, and left his seat and said: "Such a beauty, what are you putting her in the sack for? But suffocating her to death, what kind of heart do you have? Sincerely, you can't suffocate her to death? Quick, open the sack and let me see, let me see how beautiful the number one beauty you sent today." β
The rotten iron bucket said: "County master, look at it quickly, it is guaranteed to be so beautiful that you can't forget it after you see it." β
The county magistrate said happily: "Is it? Can it be so beautiful? Then I have to take a good look at it quickly, and open the sack quickly." β
The rotten iron bucket immediately held back a smile and waved his hand, and instructed his subordinates: "Quick, quickly open the sack for the master." β
So, the Lan family's housekeeper immediately couldn't hold back a smile and loosened the rope from the mouth of the sack. This loose, immediately from the sack to reveal a woman's head, the woman's head is still covered with a red cloth bag, although the woman's head in the bag mouth does not stop moving, but can not see how beautiful the beauty in the red bag is, the county order saw that the head of the beauty is still covered with a red bag, so he immediately stepped forward to please the beauty, and imagined in his heart how beautiful the beauty in the red bag should be, and became more and more spirited and unbearable: "What are you guys doing?" How can you put such a beautiful lady in so many bags for me? What kind of heart are you all at ease with? Are you sincere in trying to suffocate my beauty to me?"
As he spoke, he said again: "Beauty, I can suffocate you to death, I'll take the red bag for you, and see your stuffy head move." After speaking, he couldn't wait to move forward, and the rotten iron bucket couldn't hold back a smile: "County master, look at your beauty, sell it directly, today, I gave you my most beautiful number one beauty?"
The county magistrate couldn't wait to say: "I know, I know, I can't lose you in the future." With that, he came to uncover the red bag for the beauty, and slowly pulled the red bag downward: "Beauty, don't be afraid, I'll take the red bag for you." β
Saying that, the two hands trembling with excitement tore the red bag off the head of the beauty at once, and pulled it off to see how beautiful the number one beauty was, but I couldn't help but be taken aback at first glance, thinking that I was dazzled, so I shook my head again, blinked and looked again, but I still wondered if I was wrong when I looked at it again, and I couldn't help but wonder if I was wrong, I looked sloppy, how could the number one beauty in front of me be so ugly, and the ugly couldn't be uglier anymore, so I hurriedly chattered again, shook my head again, and then took a good look, so that I could see it again, but it was still like this again, only to see the number one beauty, isn't this still as ugly as he saw firstThe county order is completely clear now, but seeing what this beauty looks like now, I can see the face of the number one beauty, and her face is gray, and it looks like she has a gray face, just like the ass of a flower dog. Look at the shape of that face, what kind of face is it, it is simply a face that makes people unwilling to look at the amazing, it is a face that makes people look nasty, and it is a face that makes people feel that there is no uglier face than this. Especially this face, when she saw the county order looking at her, she felt very funny, so she stretched out a big tongue to the county order, and was still smiling at the county order stupidly, and kicked the sack over with a kick, and immediately became angry as if she had been humiliated, and screamed in anger: "Rotten iron bucket, is this the number one beauty you gave me? Do you just rob such a beauty every day? Ugly and scary, not to mention, still a fool, what do you think of Mrs. Ben?"
But at this time, the official outside the county government came in and reported: "Report, report to the master, the parents of the beautiful woman said that they would come to recognize the county master as their son-in-law." β
When the county magistrate saw this, he was even more angry in his heart, and said, "What son-in-law does he want to come to the county government to recognize me? Who is his son-in-law?"
The official of the county government said: "They said that our county government robbed his daughter and wanted to be a daughter-in-law for the county magistrate, so they came to follow him to recognize his relatives." β
The words of the official made the county order more to the bag, looking at the rotten iron bucket and not knowing how to be angry, but at this time, because the woman was kicked to the ground by the county master, although there was a sack wrapped in the body, but also was kicked not lightly, the kick hurt, and then suddenly cracked a big mouth and cried, listening to the cry straight and loud, anyone can hear that this is a stupid woman's cry, the county master is even more angry, and he is extremely angry at the rotten iron bucket and said: "Rotten iron bucket, you also regard this grandfather as a fool?" What kind of person do you give to Mrs. Ben? What son-in-law and what kind of relatives do you want her parents to follow? Do you think Mrs. Ben can't tell what kind of woman is a beauty? Come on, take down the rotten iron bucket that has been doing nonsense all day long, and under the bright day, he dares to grab other people's beauties, and he dares to send them to the county government to frame the official, obviously trying to corrupt the county government's style, how can this master tolerate it. β
As he spoke, he instructed the official to take down the rotten iron bucket and tie it up, and said, "Let the beautiful woman's family come in and get people." β