Two hundred and seventy-five times: Stupid father and stupid mother recognize son-in-law

As soon as the ugly girl's parents were put into the county hall, and as soon as they saw their son-in-law, the county magistrate, sitting in the lobby with a black gauze hat, his face was majestic or not, and the ugly girl's mother couldn't help but first happily move forward and said: "Ah, son-in-law, you are so majestic, the county fetus son-in-law, there is really you, you have a fancy to our daughter, you just find someone to come to the door to propose, I and your father-in-law both promise to agree, why do you want to let the rotten iron bucket be a matchmaker to rob it?"

The official couldn't hold back his laughter and shouted angrily: "Kneel, Wei-"

The ugly girl's parents were yelled at and had never seen such a scene, so they were shocked and hurriedly knelt down for the county master, and looked at the county grandfather and son-in-law at a loss, the county princess's son-in-law looked purple in anger, and the ugly girl's mother couldn't help but say: "Son-in-law, I didn't expect you to be shy, your face was blushing, and you received your father-in-law's mother-in-law, why are you still so grand?" The county magistrate's son-in-law, how do you want to enter the door in the middle of the day and rob the little woman as a daughter-in-law for no reason, since the county magistrate has taken a fancy to the little woman's appearance, he should also go to the sedan chair to marry, how can you rob it? This is too unseemly. ”

The county magistrate looked at the woman's parents angrily, and saw that the ugly girl's parents were even uglier, although they couldn't be as stupid as their daughters, they were not very stupid, and they weren't very good people, so they said that there were two stupid men who came about the same, so they were even more embarrassed and angry: "Rotten iron bucket, did you say that I want to marry his daughter?"

The rotten iron bucket distinguished: "County master, don't you want a beautiful woman? This beauty is a well-known beauty in Fang Jin, why did you change your mind when you saw a beauty?"

The county magistrate said: "Rotten iron bucket, it seems that you still think I am a fool?" Do you think I don't know about being handsome and ugly?"

The ugly girl's mother said: "County master, our son-in-law, don't be angry, this is just right, we are all stupid together, this is not a family, do not enter a family, today entered, then they are all stupid to come together, our daughter is a big beauty who is said to be the number one from far and near, a big beauty, have you heard what our daughter is talking about? It is said that our daughters are beautiful, there is no more beautiful person than this, how can you snatch our beautiful and beautiful daughter to like the new and hate the old and say that it is not beautiful?" Son-in-law, you must not do this, how can you do this? In this way, your mother-in-law and I will not let you. ”

The county magistrate was even more embarrassed by the evil bag and waved his hand again and again: "Biaozi, a litter of biaozi, hurry up and knock Biaozi down the hall for me." Quickly carry her beautiful daughter away, go for a walk, disgusting to death. ”

At this time, the ugly girl who was in the sack suddenly opened her mouth again as if she had a unique reaction, and she began to cry.

The county master was even more dirty and bad, and he was helpless to turn his head to the side and said: "Quick, hurry up and get them all away, the evil bag is killing me, rotten iron bucket, you old king and eight lambs, you did a good deed, you are deliberately trying to make me ugly, isn't it?

The ugly girl's parents saw that their daughter was carried out of the sack and thrown on the ground, and the ugly girl's mother hurriedly hugged the sack and said: "Oh, my county grandfather and wife fell to death, how can the county princess's son-in-law be so ruthless? ”

The ugly girl's father came up and said, "Quickly get her out first, it's hard in it." So, the ugly girl's parents pulled the ugly girl out of the sack one by one, and one used his hands to struggle outward to struggle his head and body, which only then broke the daughter out of the sack, and also earned a sack, just about to pull the ugly girl to the county office, and saw the government servant come out of a wolf-like tiger drink, then was frightened, and then did not dare to go to the county office, helpless, seeing that he could not enter the county government again, then led the ugly girl away.

After the ugly girl's family left, the county master was angry, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't understand his hatred: "Drag the rotten iron bucket up for me and hit eighty boards first, and then let him be happy with this grandfather, and then let him tease the official." ”

When the rotten iron bucket heard the county order shouting to beat him with eighty boards, he was scared, and hurriedly said, "County master, please calm your anger." ”

The county master said: "Can I calm my anger if you are like this? If I don't beat you today, you won't know how powerful Master Ben is, and today Master Ben will let you know that you know how powerful you are." ”

The rotten iron bucket said: "Master, don't fight first, isn't that a beauty?" If the county master hasn't taken a fancy to it, I'll go and catch it for you, and promise to make you satisfied with it again." ”

The county magistrate said: "You caught me like this, and you shouted all over the city to catch my daughter-in-law, what kind of heart do you have? Can I still be satisfied with this? If I am satisfied, I will become a fool, you regard me as a person who does not know how handsome and ugly, you caught me, is this a beauty? This is the most handsome beauty, this is obviously the ugliest ugly girl, and she is also a fool, and her family is full of fools, who do you think of this grandfather? It is clear that he is also a fool. ”

The rotten iron bucket said: "Master, you don't like this, I'll go and get you better than this, so that you can take a fancy to it." ”

The county master said: "Can you have such a good heart? It won't be uglier than this, right?"

The rotten iron bucket said: "No, maybe my subordinates made a mistake this time." ”

The county magistrate said: "If you are ugly like this, how can you still be handsome and ugly and mistaken? Hugh is going to deceive the official with clever words again, are you really still treating the official as a fool?"

The rotten iron bucket said: "Don't dare, don't dare, that will, won't." ”

The county magistrate said: "No, what is this for?" It is clear that he is still deceiving this grandfather as a fool, come on, first put the rotten iron bucket on the eighty big board for me, let him taste the taste of the board must be very comfortable, I will let you treat me as a fool again, seeing that I tasted the taste of the board at that time, will I still deceive this official as a fool, so that I will not think that this official is very deceiving." ”

Seeing this, the rotten iron bucket said anxiously: "Master, do it slowly, wait for me to ask my subordinates, what is going on?"

So, the rotten iron bucket hurriedly turned his head and said to the one who gave him the idea to his subordinate family, "What's the matter? Are you mistaken? How did you do this? You gave me such a bad idea? You caught such a beautiful woman to deceive the county master? So you deliberately let me be beaten?"

The guy who gave the idea to the rotten iron bucket said: "Master, for the sake of those beauties, you should take two beatings." ”

The rotten iron bucket said: "Bastard, why don't you beat me to death? Eighty big boards, can I still live?

The family said: "That dare, that dare." ”

The county magistrate heard their conversation even more popular, and said: "I see, it seems that there are a lot of beautiful women in the rotten iron bucket, and they are reluctant to give me even one, and deliberately rob me of an ugly one, thinking that I am a fool and don't know how to be ugly, okay, annoying, really annoying, give me a beating, I can't bear it." ”

When the official came up, he pressed the rotten iron bucket to the ground and beat it, and suddenly hit the rotten iron bucket and screamed: "County master, don't beat it first, don't beat it first, ouch, it hurts me to death, light, don't beat so hard." ”

The county ordered: "Don't listen to his nonsense, beat me hard, didn't he can't hold back his laughter when he comes in, it will make him cry." ”