15 Temptation from the Divine Stick~
Knowing that the old god stick was going to deceive people again, I shouted: "Be careful, everyone! Zao Wou-Ki is going to trick people again!"
Everyone was nervous and looked at Zao Wou-Ki nervously and fearfully.
The old man glanced at us, and finally set his eyes on Wang Shien, almost scaring Wang Shien into peeing.
"What do you, you old man want to do?"
Zao Wou-Ki waved his hand "kindly" and said, "Don't be so nervous, I just want to give you some advice." Little friend Wang Shien, don't be so short-sighted......"
Wang Shien: "What do you mean?"
Zao Wou-Ki said obscenely: "Fairy, little sister fairy." Cangyunmen has many fairy sisters who are as beautiful as Lu Qiyue, and even many fairy sisters who are a hundred times more beautiful than Lu Qiyue. β
When the old man was able to say "fairy sister", his obscene demeanor, tone, expression, and movements instantly made me goosebumps spill all over the ground.
However, these words were right for Wang Shien's appetite, and Wang Shien's eyes that were wary of Zao Wou-Ki instantly glowed with a terrifying green wolf light.
"This ...... Makes sense!"
Zhao Wou-Ki added salt and vinegar and said: "As long as you participate in such ......a martial arts conference and win the first place, even if you don't say the first place, as soon as you appear, those fairy sisters in Cangyunmen who have not seen the world will not immediately jump into your arms?
I couldn't help but interject and scolded Zao Wou-ki: "Enough! Dead old man, is it really okay for you to talk like this? Aren't you afraid of poisoning the flowers of the motherland? His mother really wants to shoot you to death with a brick, Xiao Wang, you must not be deceived by this old man." β
After hearing me say this, Wang Shien took a sip of saliva, put away his terrifying green gaze, and looked at Zao Wou-Ki seriously.
"How can you talk like that?!"
Me: "Yes, yes, yes." β
"What do you mean by 'fairy sisters who haven't seen the world' into my arms?"
Zhao Wuji immediately changed his words: "You are so handsome, you are the fairy sister who has seen the world, no, it is the fairy sister of the entire Cangyunmen who will pounce into your arms." β
Zao Wou-ki's old face is really thick-skinned, what kind of shame, disgusting, sycophancy, is completely immune to damage! Is there such a powerful MT in the world?
Wang Shien fell into a fantasy that could not be described, and his saliva was once again lacking.
"I'm going to go! I'm going to get the first place!"
He clenched his fists and looked up at the sky, calling that hot-blooded, that resolute, shouldn't he have a male burning flame behind him as a background?
Zao Wou-Ki clapped his hands and said with emotion: "Young people, energetic, energetic, and ambitious!"
Me: "Is that really possible?!"
Liu Qidong shook his head: "It's a shame." β
Everyone in the room cast contemptuous glances at Wang Shien.
"Liu Qidong's children's ......"
Zao Wou-ki's gaze was aimed at Liu Qiaodong, and suddenly, Liu Qidong's expression changed drastically.
"Old man, old man, what do you want to do?"
"Come and sit down, the old man has something good to give you......"
Liu Qidong hesitated, and finally walked over from the corner and sat down.
Zao Wou-Ki reached into a small cloth bag and took out an old book, the blue cover did not have any words written on it, and from its rich bookish fragrance, you can smell that this book is not ordinary, simply put, "moldy".
Liu Qidong looked at the book in Zao Wou-ki's hand and hesitated: "This ......"
Zhao Wou-Ki said with a divine face: "Little friend Qidong, have you been worried about your poor cultivation talent?"
"That's right, you have a way?"
Zhao Wou-Ki patted the old book with the blue cover with his hand, and said to Liu Qidong seriously: "You can rest assured, I have here a cup of cultivation secrets tailored for waste materials like you-"Nine Yin, Nine Yang, Eight Directions, Seven Thefts, All Directions, Five Directions, All Directions, Five Directions, Embattled Land, Three Two and One Shang Xuan Zhen Sutra"!"
As soon as you hear it, you will know the name you will give it~ Liu Qidong didn't react, and said dumbly: "I don't know what you said, but it seems to be very powerful!"
Really believe it?!
Zao Wou-Ki smiled and said, "As long as you learn this secret, then it is not difficult for you to become a martial arts master......!
The old god stick rummaged in the small cloth bag for a while, took out a small white porcelain bottle, and dangled it in front of Liu Qidong and said: "This is the legendary marrow washing liquid, as long as you drink this bottle of medicine, you will wash all your muscles and bones, and your talent will be greatly improved, like the talent of your master and your senior brother, it is all a vegetable! You can definitely beat them in the future!"
Liu Qidong's eyes lit up, and he seemed to think of something bad.
Wang Shien and I were displeased, and pointed at the old god stick and scolded: "Why are you talking?!" "Don't compare me with the master!"
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Liu Qidong drooled and reached for the secret note and medicine bottle in Zao Wouji's hand.
"I want it~"
Suddenly, Zao Wou-Ki took back the two things, making Liu Qidong stunned for a while.
Zao Wou-Ki turned back into that bad look, touched his mustache and said, "Of course, the old man who sells at a loss will not do it." β
Liu Qidong swallowed a mouthful of water and asked in a trembling heart: "How much?"
"It's not about money...... Besides, you don't have much oil and water. Zhao Wou-Ki approached Liu Qidong and said, "The old man wants you to participate in the martial arts competition, as long as you win the first place, then the secret book will be given to you for free." β
Liu Qidong suddenly withered.
"Pull it down, how can I win the first place like this, and if there is no audition, I will win the ** lottery. β
Zao Wou-Ki put the "marrow washing solution" on the table and said with a smile: "In order to give you a chance to win the first place, the old man will give you a bottle of marrow washing solution for free first. As long as you drink this bottle of marrow washing liquid, your talent will naturally increase greatly, and it is not impossible for the old man to conduct special training for you again in this month, defeat your senior brother Wang, and win the championship of the martial arts competition. β
Liu Qidong grabbed the marrow washing liquid with lightning in one hand and hugged it, staring at the bottle of things.
"Is it reallyβreally that powerful?"
Zao Wou-Ki smiled and said, "That's how it hangs!" However, this bottle of marrow washing only has a one-month effect. If you are lazy and do not exercise diligently to enhance your talents during this month, it will be in vain. The harder you work in the month, the more talented you become. On the other hand, if you don't practice anything, in a month you'll be even more wasteful than you are now, so you have to think about it. β
"A month......
Liu Qidong pondered for a while, and then slapped the table fiercely, and his fierce fighting spirit almost turned into a flame and burned majestically.
"A month! I fight! I don't want to be a waste! I want to be a genius!"
Zao Wou-Ki was moved again and applauded: "Okay! Great! Young people are just energetic, I like ......" After applauding, he took out his secret book and dangled it in front of Liu Qidong, saying: "But let's say it, you have to win the first place to have this book "Nine Yin, Nine Yang, Eight Directions, Seven Thefts, All Directions, Five Directions, Five Directions, Embattled Land, Three Two and One Shangxuan Zhenjing". Once you have this secret, you will be able to travel the world without any rivals. β
When I lamented that Zao Wou-Ki really remembered the name of this nonsense "secret book", Liu Qidong said with fire: "A word is a certainty!"
"It's a deal. β
Well, depending on the situation, Liu Qidong was also captured by Zao Wou-Ki in a shadowy and likely way to deceive children. But it's okay, seeing that Liu Qiaodong is so combative, it is not easy for me and the audience around me to debunk this scam with a clear eye.
Zao Wou-Ki's gaze shifted to me, and I couldn't help but worry.
"Needless to say, no money, no negotiation. β
The old god took out something like the one just now from the cloth bag, and said to me: "I have a cup of secret here - "Pickle Girl Sutra" ......"
I was furious at that time, and slapped the table and pointed at Zao Wou-Ki and said angrily: "Why?!Why is this kind of thing tempting me? If you get a copy of "Fruit Tree Planting" or "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Escape", forget it, you tempt me with such a book, saying, do you look down on me?!"
Zao Wou-Ki waved his hand to calm me down, and I exhaled a breath of fire, and then he said slowly: "Haven't you been able to catch up with Lu Qi? As long as you get my secret book, you want to soak Lu Qi's chick, that's one word: simple!"
It's easier said than done.
Moreover, now I have a very complicated mood towards Lu Qi, where is it said to bubble, I will go to soak it, even if I give me this secret book for free, I will only throw it away as garbage.
I calmed down and asked the old god, "Okay, tell me, do you have a girlfriend?"
Zao Wou-ki's expression suddenly became extremely gloomy, and he silently put away the "Pickle Girl Sutra", and walked out the door like an old man.
Liu Qidong hurriedly said: "Zhao Xianren!"
"Don't stop me, I want to be quiet. β
"I mean, you haven't told me how to train yet, and besides, who is Jingjing? Are you a woman? Why do you want to think about her?"
It's really nonsense, it's good to ask people to go to some kind of martial arts meeting, isn't that a sheep in wolf's clothing, mixed in with the wolves? If something happens, it will kill people, so I don't want to go.
Looking at Liu Qidong and Wang Shien's determination to participate in the martial arts conference, it seems that they can't be stopped. Whatever they want, I can't care so much.
However, Zao Wou-Ki, the old man, is very active in asking us to participate in this martial arts conference.
I knocked on the table and shouted to the monsters in the room: "It's time to start work, don't think that you can be lazy if a neurotic person comes to make trouble, and you won't have anything to eat if you don't work." β
I spent the whole morning in the orchard with the monster taking care of the fruit trees, and the old fox of Zao Wou-Ki did not come to me again, which made me feel incredible, and it seemed that he really had no way to get me to go to the martial arts tournament, and I was relieved a lot.
The weather was getting overcast, and it seemed that it was likely to rain, and it was at this time that a phone call came.
I put down the tool in my hand and took out the phone to take a look, but I didn't expect it to be Lu Qiyue, this genius chick had already used the mobile phone. Leave without saying a word to me, and now suddenly call me, what is this?
"What's the matter, I miss my brother so soon?"
There was a long silence on the other end of the phone, and I began to realize that things are not that simple.
"Wood, wood holly, my master he, he came to Aoki City, and he was arrested...... Miss Dong. β
There was a thunderclap in the sky, and the rain began to fall