14 Cangyunmen Martial Arts Conference
As soon as I entered the door, I saw Zao Wou-Ki sitting on a wooden chair eating steamed buns very "chicly".
Looking next to the old god stick, Liu Qidong, this kid also came to my house, sitting at the table and begging at the old god stick.
Bring buns from your breakfast stall, and are you going to use them to buy old god sticks, and then learn the rhythm of the arts? Although I know that as your master, I don't have anything to teach you, and I don't blame you, but how can I worship the enemy who is your teacher? Which TV series is this going to make?
After a glance at the whole room, most of the people in the family were there, Wang Shien and Wang Xiaoer, the two guys were also there, but Lu Qiyue was gone.
Leaving aside Wang Shien and Wang Xiaoer, who were sitting with the scarlet master and smoking a cigarette, I hurriedly asked, "Where is Lu Qiyue?"
"That chick, let's go!. ”
Zao Wou-Ki looked happy that he didn't care about anything.
"Huh, you left without saying a word to me. ”
I complained, took out one from the bag of buns on the table and stuffed it into my mouth to gnaw, just like I gnawed on Lu Qiyue, which was very cruel.
She said that after recovering her true qi, she was afraid that she would see you, and she would not be able to control it and slash you to death with a sword. ”
"Oh, that's a bit of a conscience. ”
I'm quite disappointed, after all, I've been friends for more than three months, even if I can't call it a friend, I still have feelings or something.
"Xiaoyu!"
After eating a bun, I suddenly raised my head to look at Huo Yu who was on the sofa, and he was chatting happily with Xiao Lu and the free girl, picking up the cup and drinking tea slowly. When I called out to him like this, he looked up at me blankly.
"What's the matter? Boss. ”
"The kobold military master ate my wood holly and punched it!"
I went straight to him, my fists raised, ready to beat him up for the fact that I had been hanging from a tree and being whipped a few times yesterday.
Huo Yu, who understood what was going on, smiled slightly, and when I was less than a meter away from him, one of his feet suddenly stretched out like a tentacle and kicked my instep. It hurt so much that he lost his balance on the spot, smashed his fist into the air, and the whole person fell into Huo Yu's arms on the sofa.
It's so soft, with a fragrance, I never knew that Huo Yu's body was so soft, and it really felt like a young girl. I opened my eyes and found myself collapsed into Huo Yu's arms, looked at by his smile that seemed to be a little surprised. This posture is simply that a little woman in love came home and saw her husband after a long time, and couldn't help but pounce over, sweet and dense, in short, I panicked at that time.
It's really hard to say that this is just a sign of friendship between friends, after all, Huo Yu can become a beauty who captivates the country and the city at any time (although I haven't seen it, but from the fact that his male body is so beautiful, it is not difficult to imagine how powerful his daughter is behind him).
Huo Yu looked down at me with deep meaning: "Boss, it's the first time we've done this." ”
"What, what, what?"
Suddenly, a big hand lifted me from Huo Yu's arms, and my feet were in the air. I was slowly turned around and looked at Shi Dashan's big face, it seemed that he didn't have a good face.
"Boss"
Needless to say, I know you're jealous, and if you punch me, I'll be able to handle it.
I stretched out my hand and pressed it on his shoulder and said, "Dashan, don't say anything, if you still think I'm the boss, then I'll give you two hundred yuan, don't kill me." ”
He didn't care about my stinky money, just carried me to the other side and put it down, and sat with Huo Yu, it seemed that he was worried that I would accidentally bump into Huo Yu again.
Really, I'm not gay, why should I be so weak-hearted?
The guys around him could see it clearly, and they were snickering one by one. I fled to the dining table, sat down on a wooden chair between Zao Wou-Ki and Liu Qiaodong, and picked up another bun to eat. Hey, the steamed buns made by Liu Qidong's family are really good, should I fund his family to open a steamed bun shop?
I glanced at Zao Wou-Ki and Wang Shien, and also at Liu Qidong, and asked, "Why are so many people who shouldn't have come today?"
Liu Qidong said honestly: "Senior brother and I were both called by Zhao Xianren, and I don't know what's going on?"
Wang Shien said angrily: "There are a lot of things in the company, if the old man has anything, just say it, I still have to go to work in a while." ”
Even if he said what he said to Zao Wou-ki, his eyes kept staring at the green calyx and the free girl on the sofa opposite, and the unchanging squint made the green calyx tighten her clothes, and the free girl was afraid to hold the green calyx's hand.
I couldn't bear it when I saw this situation, a bun was thrown at Wang Shien, but this guy's ability has really improved a lot since he started to cultivate the truth, and such a simple sneak attack can no longer succeed, he grabbed it casually, and hurriedly handed the bun to the dog brother lying on the sofa next to him, and the dog brother was not polite, and he gnawed it when he talked about it.
Wang Shien frowned and asked me: "Master, when you were ridiculed by everyone just now, I didn't laugh at you, why did you throw the bun at me?"
"The woman who looks at me is more serious than laughing at me. ”
The faces of the green calyx and the free girl were blushing, the free girl lowered her head and did not speak, and the green calyx monster glared at me.
Wang Shien sighed and said disdainfully: "Listen to my mother, master, you came to my house for one night last night, and made Xiaowei cry all night." ”
The whole room was "oh~", and immediately raised a lot of discussions.
Brother Dog nibbled on the bun: "Beast!"
Gorilla: "I already knew he was a scumbag. ”
Huang You: "Aren't you under the banner of dedication all day long?"
Liu Qidong: "Man"
Huo Yu: "Men are really not things. ”
Shi Dashan: "I'm not a man like Mu Dongqing. ”
"Ahh
Qingcao stared at me sadly and angrily, Wang Xiaoer's forehead was bruised, and he gritted his teeth as if he had the urge to tear me apart.
Don't say anything else, Huo Yu and Shi Dashan, you two mean that you are not men?
After a lot of explanation and confusion, they finally accepted the fact that I was still innocent, and Wang Shien was beaten so much that he could not stand on the ground.
At the quadrangular table, I sat between Zao Wou-Ki and Liu Qiaodong.
"Old god stick, it's time to tell me what you are doing here, I don't believe you came here to eat before lunch, this is not your style!"
"This bun is delicious. ”
The dead old man was still eating the buns leisurely, and he didn't talk to me.
Looking at his arrogant appearance, I don't think I can make him eat so happily, it's time to magnify and eliminate this scum!
"I pulled a worm yesterday. ”
As soon as this big move was launched, whether it was a human, a demon, or a cultivator, all of them had a shocked face, and Liu Qidong, who was sitting with me and Zao Wou-ki, was instantly impacted by a powerful mysterious force and flew up, bounced to the ground that was almost at the gate and sat down.
Liu: "It's too perverted!"
However, the old god stick is worthy of the old god stick, after receiving my trick, there is no change in the slightest, and he is still happy to eat the buns, the soft and ripe white skin, and the tender gravy
Zao Wou-Ki: "What's so strange, I pulled out Xiang after four days of constipation, and there are a bunch of bugs drilling." ”
"Wow!"
I was shocked by the tenfold mysterious power from the old god stick, and was sent flying by Zao Wou-Ki to the sofa among the green calyxes and free women, hugging the two of them and saying bitterly: "This old man is terrible, too terrible! My pure worldview has been destroyed. ”
Qing Cao was embarrassed and wanted to push my hand away: "Lord Demon King, you are not qualified to say that. ”
As the so-called fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, everyone present was injured to varying degrees because of the duel between the two masters.
Under the complaints of everyone, Zao Wou-Ki and I sat down solemnly, and no one dared to sit next to us anymore.
"Tell me, what's the matter with coming here today?"
"Big deal!"
"What's the big deal?"
"Big deal!"
"How big is it?"
"Big, big!"
After I took out the bricks and slapped them loudly on the table, Zao Wou-Ki finally gave me a serious speech.
"In another month, Cangyunmen will hold a martial arts conference every five years, and I am ready to let you participate. ”
Before everyone could react, I didn't even have to think about it, so I asked, "Is there any money if I win?"
"Nope. ”
"Then I'm not going. ”
Zao Wou-Ki said helplessly: "The answer is really refreshing. ”
Liu Qidong, who was extremely curious, asked from a distance: "What is the martial arts competition?"
Zhao Wouji poured a cup of tea and said while drinking: "Cangyunmen, as the head of the cultivation realm, will hold a martial arts conference every five years, and the participants in the martial arts conference are all new cultivators during that time, and they meet some rookies in cultivation through the martial arts conference, and the various sects communicate with each other. Originally, people from different sects or no sects of cultivators rarely made contact, so this so-called martial arts conference was actually more of a large gathering of cultivators on a regular basis, casually showing off the position of the head of the sect of Cangyun Sect. ”
"Oh~"
The room was long, and it seemed that many of the monsters didn't know about the existence of this martial arts tournament.
After the long "oh~", Liu Qidong, like me, asked a very crucial question.
"Is there really no money if you win?"
"Nope. ”
Liu Qidong shrunk the corner and stood, and said disdainfully: "Then I won't go." ”
Zao Wou-Ki tapped his fingers on the table and said in a very disdainful tone: "Hey, hey, young people don't always look at money when they do things, it's not good for the establishment of your socialist core values."
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
Even after Xiao Lu "puffed", the old god stick finally couldn't speak. In other words, Xiaolu's innocent heart seems to be polluted by us.
Zao Wou-Ki was silent for a while, and then began to smile and persuade us.
"Mu Dongqing, Liu Qiaodong, Wang Shien, I am going to recommend the three of you to participate in this martial arts conference as newcomers to the cultivators, as long as you make a name for yourself in this martial arts conference, then your reputation will rise, you will get to know a large number of cultivators, and then be recognized by many cultivators, that may be of a lot of help to you in the future to make the demon clan equal." ”
Me: "No money, no negotiation!"
Wang Shien: "I have no interest in the revival of the demon clan. ”
Liu Qiaodong: "The martial arts conference is a group of people getting together to fight, it will hurt if you are injured, I am afraid of death, so I don't want to participate." ”
Then you used to be a gangster, huh?
Zao Wou-Ki was silent for a while, then his old eyes rolled and he smiled again, looking at us as cunning as an old fox.
I suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and immediately remembered the first night in the park, he also looked at me like this, and recruited me into the bottomless abyss of the revival demon clan, and it was dark over and over again