★ Make the book friend laugh, but not the author.

★ It's unlikely that there will be a scene of great joy and sorrow - if it does, it will be great joy.

Many things in life are not going well, and the big guys are just looking for fun on the Internet - if they are still so sad, bitter, and crying, the author can summarize it in two or two words:

1. Boredom;

2. Pig head.

★ Since it is a fairy tale novel, it seems that it has to be without some human fireworks. But Pingchao doesn't have the life experience of Xianxia, so how can you do it? Then try to be as classical as possible. It's hard not to be in the pure vernacular.

★ Looking at the online novels for thousands of years, especially Xianxia novels, many of them have a trend, that is, they are too tired: there are too many magic weapons, similar to museum exhibitions, too tired, too many fairy arts, similar to the display of technological achievements, too tired, too many cows, similar to the World Science Conference, too tired, too many wives, similar to male human extreme sports experiments, too tired, the protagonist is too tired, and he is too tired to shoulder all kinds of fates of multiple races for thousands of years and tens of thousands of light years, too tired; .................................... , too greasy!!

★ In view of the above-mentioned many greasy crookies, Pingchao decided: "Xianlu Smoke and Dust" should be as fresh, natural, funny and civilian as possible.

★ "Lewdness" is actually not a new thing. In the Dream of Red Mansions, the police phantom mm once photographed Baoyu's bricks, Re said: Baoyu dd, actually, you are obscene! In fact, throughout the ages, those classical masterpieces, Chinese and foreign masterpieces, how many of them have not been obscene? Take Pu Songlingda's "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai" as an example, which of those scholars who meet foxes and ghosts is not 100% obscene! "Huayang Essays" mentions that a GG surnamed Wang said that he did not commit adultery, so an old worm with the account "sleeping monk" replied to him: "Rather be guilty? Peeping, eye obscenity, play, *, singing, pen lewdness, dreaming, heart lewdness, thinking, obscenity. "Guys, take a look at it, how many lewdness have you committed? Pingchao honestly confessed, I committed eye prostitution - because I often look at the sticker board;* - often boasted on the forum PP; and lewd - because I can't help dreaming; and pen prostitution - since I started serializing "Smoke and Dust on the Fairy Road"; and lewd - I'm not a wooden person, how can I stop myself from thinking about some beautiful things. Alas, I thought I was the best son of the world, but when I compared the big words of "sleeping monk", I found that I was a complete adulterer.

★ Therefore, we don't have to feel inferior to ourselves because of sexual immorality. Ping Chao has never committed to giving up the use of YY. Although, Ping Chao said, "Fairy Road Smoke and Dust" is as fresh, natural, funny, and civilian as possible, but it does not mean that it is not YY, the protagonist should be a farmer in the mountains, or stay in the city as a migrant worker for many years. In this book, Ping Chao not only does not give up YY, but also prepares to do big if he wants to do it, and if he wants to play, he has to play strange and magnificent. : )

★ It is not easy to use a civilian perspective, fresh and natural language, fresh and natural plot transformation, and to make a strange and magnificent YY, and Ping Chao only dares to say that he will do his best to achieve it. Last weekend's book review, Ping Chao left himself a way out:

"One of the ideas I wrote this book was to justify YY's name: lewdness, which is not what I mean.

Of course, I don't have enough skills and may not be able to do it.

In fact, "although you can't get there, your heart yearns for it", as long as you do your best, it's okay. hehe

Perhaps in the end, Ping Chao could only end up with Nawu Zhuangyuan, and he said to Tang Bohu: "Let you see what a real painting is!" :P

★ Where is the essence of Chinese literature? From the current point of view, Ping Chao is very disappointed with the so-called contemporary literature, and since then he has indulged in the pile of old papers of classical literature to anesthetize himself.

Ping Chao also read a few world classics and even English originals with elegance, but he couldn't stop sighing: "Admire! Admire!" Looking back at the works of many so-called modern, postmodern, and post-× writers in China, I feel a little inferior.

However, what regained my confidence was the classical literature that had been forgotten by many Chinese. There are some masterpieces of foreign literature, and there are them in the classical literature of our ancestors.

★ Therefore, this book will not hesitate to bear the notoriety of vassal elegance, learn some classical literary techniques, broadcast some classical literary poems, and advocate some classical literary feelings. Pingchao's psychological quality is good, and he is not afraid of being ridiculed by Dongshi. : )

Said: "The poems are moving in the clouds, and the wine glass is forgotten"

Said: "The poem throws the pen to the sky and laughs, and the wine draws the sword and slashes the ground and sings"

Pingchao didn't know how to express such feelings in the vernacular. :P

★ When it comes to sex art, Ping Chao doesn't want to get too involved. Ping Chao firmly believes that the highest level of "obscenity" in literature is only between level 2 and 3, and *** should be excluded. If you're young, or you're too pure, or you never go to the movies, then I'll put it another way: the kind of whole-hearted communication in love is definitely better than the haunting of low-level red light districts. Or, to put it another classical implicitly, that is: giving the soul is better than turning clothes upside down - at the end of Chapter 23 of the first volume of "Smoke and Dust on the Fairy Road", Ping Chao made such an attempt, I don't know if you have noticed it. : )

Of course, I have to state that, ***, Ping Chao only thought it was American Films. It is hereby declared so as not to be despised by female book lovers. :P

★ In order to make it clearer what is the obscenity advocated by Pingchao, let's take an example of Pu Songling:

"Fox United"

Jiao Sheng, the uncle of Mr. Zhangqiu Shihong. In the Reading Garden. At night, there are two beauties coming, and the colors are unique. One can be seventeen

Eight, one about fourteen or fifteen, stroke a few smiles. Jiao knew that his fox was rejected. The elder said: "The gentleman's beard is like a halberd, why is there no husband?"

Jiao said: "The servant doesn't dare to be two colors in his life." The woman smiled and said: "Oh, Zi Shang guards the corruption bureau, Xia Yuan ghosts and gods, everything is black."

For white, what about trivial matters between the brothers?" The woman knows that she can't move, Naiyun: "The corporal of the king's name, the concubine has a couplet, please do."

Yes, they can go to me. The same body, the abdomen is aborted and owes a little. Jiao Ning couldn't stop thinking. The woman smiled and said, "Celebrities are so important

I'll do it on my behalf: I'm already on the trail, why don't you pick it up at the bottom of your feet?"

Did you do it? No, did it??very X!;

YY, that's right.

★ Regarding the "Zhenlong Pavilion", which displays magic weapons, a dear student from the University of Science and Technology of China said, "It's a bit like a Daewoo game. "Well, this book, while maintaining the serious style of the text, is also very good to play with the outer volume for fun~~~

☆ Well, after all the today, let's stop here for the time being--Guan Pingchao, 2004-12-25, in bed, Merry Christmas!

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