Chapter 0049 - Taishen Downset
Yu Dazhang bowed, his face was pale, his eyes were round, he raised his breath, hugged his fists and saluted, and shouted murderously:
"Ladies and gentlemen, all the neighbors, all the brothers, all the heroes! We were all born in Zhongzhou, grew up in Zhongzhou, and will die in Zhongzhou in the future! You and I are not high neighbors, or we are acquaintances who are not separated by a few streets. Outside Jucheng, we are brothers, uncles, nephews, grandfathers and grandchildren, and when we enter Jucheng, you are the food and clothing parents of the Golden Leopard Society! On weekdays, we sisters, Japanese sisters, pick women's cheeks, rely on our mothers, and make any jokes! But today, someone wants to kick Jucheng of the Golden Leopard Society. If there is someone who is a ghost, it is the enemy of our Golden Leopard Society. It's a big enemy who spoils our jobs and cuts off our lives!"
"Wow", there was silence in Jucheng.
Most viewers realized that this was really a life-and-death moment for the Golden Leopard Circle. One unfortunate thing, the Golden Leopard Circle Society may be removed from the list. At such times, there is really no joke.
A small number of muddy people and second-class goods, but they also know that cutting off their lives is the same as digging people's ancestral graves. It's all an undying blood feud. Shut up in amusement.
Yu Jinzu sighed and continued: "Everyone, whether this master in front of you is a senior or not, he knows, I know, and my clear-eyed friends know. I won't be wordy. This senior master, please give me advice, why do you want to kick us Jucheng?"
The audience's gaze, with a "swish", focused on Xiao Taishen's body.
At this moment, the audience, suddenly, all became the head of the Golden Leopard Circle.
"Hey...... "Little Lady laughed.
"Haha......" The audience laughed as if they had been enchanted.
"Duh!" Yu Jinzu bowed and drank again, shocking the audience. Then he asked angrily: "Senior, what's so funny?!"
Xiao Taishen learned Lingyun's signature scoundrel appearance, and smiled harmlessly: "Isn't there anything funny." I couldn't help but laugh. I laugh at you Wuji people who can't speak, I don't know how to say it, and you have to say so much nonsense. ”
"Well, how do you say this? I also ask the seniors to give me a lot of advice!" Yu Jinzu laughed instead of being angry. I was secretly happy in my heart. Secretly thought, although this old boy's kung fu is unfathomable, he can't speak.
If you annoy the audience, it's not a matter of whether they will kick the field or not, but the audience will not kick them out of the field. In Jucheng, the audience is God, and it's true!
As expected, most of the audience's faces changed drastically.
Many people were immediately angry in their hearts, and evil was born in their guts. Everyone picked up the green bricks around them, ready to smash Xiao Taishen and Ling Yun in the VIP stand.
"Oh my God, why is this guy talking like that......" Ling Yun, Shui Guitang and Lina all exclaimed.
"This senior master, since your old man said that we can't speak, you still have to talk nonsense. Then please teach us, what should we say?
Yu Jinzu hurriedly fanned the flames. I hope that Xiao Taishen will say something wrong, and the audience will immediately fly the bricks in their hands.
"Say ......," the audience urged in unison. And he weighed the bricks in his hand, and was eager to try, ready to fly.
"Hey...... "Xiao Taishen laughed again. Although the sound was not loud, it was clearly ringing in everyone's ears.
Xiao Taishen's laughter seemed to be magic. Suddenly, the anger in the hearts of the people was dispersed, and the bricks in their hands were relaxed, and some even laughed inexplicably.
"Helen, is this guy magical?" asked Lina, surprised and delighted.
"He has a way to eat. ”
Ling Yun smiled and sloppily said: "He must eat more than his sister." ”
"Please give me advice!" Yu Jinzu bowed with his palm, and when he saw that the momentum was not right, he hurriedly shouted again.
"Give teaching, give teaching, what are you shouting?" Xiao Taishen stopped laughing and said unhurriedly: "I said that you can't speak, it makes sense......"
When he said this, the great orator paused and sold the guanzi.
"My mother, this guy is too sensitive, why did you pick up this talk again. It's just hard to get over, isn't it looking for bad luck!" Princess Lina stomped her foot and complained.
"Hehe...... Ling Yun waved his hand happily, "It's okay." Since he dares to stab the hornet's nest bare-chested, he has the ability not to be afraid of stinging. ”
"Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back. You give me a bare-chested barehead and poke a hornet's nest?!" Lena rolled her eyes.
"He deserves to be stung! Whoever told him to talk nonsense, I want to go out, and promise not to say such things as being stung by a hornet. Ling Yun said with a smile on his face.
It seems that he has forgotten that the little Taishen was thrown out by him. It's not at all that I actively asked for war and went out.
"Princess, brother, don't be in the nest, listen to how Tai Shen rounds. Otherwise, we'll all have to be shot here with bricks. ”
Shui Guitang cried with a sad face and persuaded Linna to be with Lingyun. and the bowels repented into one hundred and eighteen verses.
No matter how bad his own errand is, he is also a patrol officer, which is much better than the likes of leading cars and selling pulp.
At the very least, thieves and beggars have to walk around when they see them.
Why did the ghost make the gods, and suddenly remembered that the dragon and the phoenix were attached to them, and got on their thief ship.
It makes me nervous and restless. At the moment, if Taishen can't deal with it, he and this group of people will have to be flattened here with bricks.
"Then please ask the seniors for more advice!" Yu Jinzu bowed with a big palm, showing an extremely sincere look.
The crowd was a little annoyed. Some people stood up and shouted: "Why are you talking so much? Is it a fight, it's a peace, it's time to hurry! Just make a mouth, and you are playing here, there is a hanging? Do you have to ask us to shoot you with a brick?!"
"No!"
Xiao Taishen screamed, and said with a smile: "Originally, seeing that this big palm bow is so humble and studious, I really want to teach and teach." Since this magistrate is impatient, let's have a good time. It's a real kung fu test!"
"This is the pleasure!" the man became excited, and shouted happily: "Then let's talk about how to play, how to bet and how to pay." ”
Xiao Taishen's eyes rolled around, and he smiled evilly: "Since I appeared first, let's show my hand first." What I bet on is that I don't use my hands or feet, I just use the ball above my head to ensure that the ball doesn't fall from this to tomorrow. My bet is 10 to 10. If my ball doesn't fall, the Golden Leopard Circle will pay me a hundred taels of silver. If my ball is going to fall, I will pay 1,000 taels of silver to the Golden Leopard Society! As for the bets and gambling methods of your officials, it is up to you to decide. However, I advise you to bet on me to win and make a big profit! Ladies and gentlemen, do you think this kind of gambling method is not successful?"
"Medium!" the man stomped his feet and shouted.
......The audience cheered and thundered with cheers.
"No!"
Between the audience's calls, Yu Jinzu screamed, and the sound shook the audience.
Then he hurriedly said loudly: "There is no basis for empty words, and words are used as evidence! If this senior master ties the ball to his head with a rope, or holds the ball with his mouth, who will we go to reason?"
"Wow", the audience laughed.