Chapter 0050: True Bad
The two situations mentioned by Yu Jinzu have happened in Jucheng in Zhongzhou City.
Ju Cheng obediently paid people money. The so-called willingness to gamble and lose.
If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for not making it clear in advance, and you can't blame others for playing ghosts and cheating.
"Hey, this old guy is really bad. This trick doesn't work. Ling Yun muttered.
"What, are you really going to do such a scoundrel?" asked Princess Lina.
"Hehe, what is a rogue move? A golden move, a silver move, if you don't win, it's a shit move! A bad move, a bad move, a bad move,
Ling Yun smiled unashamedly: "This trick was used on the way to Beijing. He has been wronged a lot and has made a lot of money. This time I didn't win, and I met someone who knew the goods. ”
"What a wretch!" Lena shook her head with a smirk. Suddenly remembered, and anxiously asked: "Then isn't this trick going to catch the blind?
"It's fine. If you lose money and don't lose your life, it's just a thousand taels of silver. Ling Yun smiled indifferently.
"Do you have any silver?" asked Lina, rolling her eyes.
"I don't. Don't you have it?" Ling Yun grinned.
"My money is not blown by the wind. You can't just lose, can you?" glared Lina.
Ling Yun smiled disappreciatively, "Didn't I tell you." I have more than 100,000 pieces of silver, all of which are stored in Taihua Mountain. It's a big deal, it's like you lent it to me. When I get the money back, I'll give it back to you. ”
"I still have ten million taels of gold miles in the Great Qin Kingdom, can the distant water quench the thirst of the near?" Linna rolled her eyes again and again.
"Okay, princess, brother, don't be in the nest. ”
Shui Guitang persuaded: "Hurry up and see, the little lady is involved in the painting!"
"Obediently, this is really a heart-wrenching man. He really drew a bet. Ling Yun looked at the field, put his little hand into the ink box, and prepared to draw the little Taishen, and said happily.
"Hey, I didn't have a dream when I met you two living treasures. Lina looked at the middle of the field and muttered with a smile and tears.
"Alas. People live in kinds, and things are divided into groups. **Don't say that there are many miles of two pocks. The water returned to the pond and muttered.
In the field, Xiao Taishen wiped off the ink on his fingers, arched his little hands, made a circle, and smiled at the audience: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have drawn a charge." Make sure you don't use your hands, your feet, your ropes, your mouth, and your head. Again, as long as the ball falls off my head, even if I lose! This witness, are you willing to do it?"
"Willing to ......" the audience said in unison.
"What if someone loses and plays a scoundrel?" asked Mrs. Xiao.
"Let's shoot him with bricks......" the audience shouted.
"With all the officials as guarantors, I will show my tricks. Open your eyes to everyone!" Xiao Taishen said this, and shouted: "Throw a bow!"
Yu Jinzu took a bow, and a bird threw it into the forest, kicking the bow to the little Taishen. The ball rolled and spun in the air, and when it reached a foot in front of Taishen, it fell to the ground like a meteor.
He was really afraid that Taishen would catch the ball directly, and he would really go from this to tomorrow.
It is not impossible for a master to top the ball and not fall to the ground for a day and a night.
So, he decided that as long as Taishen touched the ball with his hands or feet, he would shout that he would lose!
Because, what is written in the agreement is that whether it is a sibling, touching a bow is considered a loss. It's a bit of a bummer, but it's not a breach of contract.
And Tai Shen didn't touch the ball with his hands and feet at all, stepped away from his short legs, came to the ball, turned around and asked the audience: "I'm on top?"
"Top ......" the audience shouted excitedly.
Taishen went over, bent down, put his head on the ball, and shouted: "I promise, this bow will not fall off for the rest of my life!"
Tai Shen said that he didn't move with the ball.
The crowd was stunned at first, then laughed and cried, and then laughed out loud.
"Haha......" Princess Lina was also stunned first, and then laughed.
While laughing, he shouted breathlessly: "Ahh crying and dying, ...... died"
"That's it. Don't you see whose apprentice he is?" Ling Yun triumphed.
The audience, it's even more chaotic. There's no way not to mess up, a little doll of a few years old, with a small buttocks, puts the ball on the ground, ensuring that it will not fall for a day and a night.
The level of this scoundrel's play is not ordinary, and he can definitely be called a master!
"Oh, my mother, whose little breed is this......?
"The fish is big and bows, this time it's the old man who fell on his horse and touched his beard......" The muddy man patted his ass and danced happily.
"My mother, it's no good, the cheeks are sour...... "An old man covered his cheeks and called his mother.
"Teeth, my teeth...... Hey, you've put my teeth under your ass," a soldier yelled for his teeth. He happily squirted his teeth out. Fall down the stairs.
One jumped up and sat down again, right on his teeth.
In short, in the entire Jucheng of the Golden Leopard Circle, there is chaos in the world.
Fortunately, this Jucheng is open-air, otherwise, the lively sound will have to lift the roof away.
"Bang bang", the town whip exploded three times. The audience fell silent.
A slender man appeared at the east entrance, jumped three times and jumped to the referee's bench, and went on stage.
"Three people, you can come......" Yu bowed his palms and hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted.
The slender man waved his hand and cut off the words under the big palm bow of the long fish.
Then he turned around and bowed his hands, and said with a smile on his face: "Officials, neighbors, fellow villagers, friends from afar, the fifth Chenghai is polite here!"
The audience knows that this person has the fifth surname and is known as Chenghai. He is the younger brother of the fifth Chengshan of the squire of the Criminal Department of the Dynasty, ranking third, known as the three major people.
Everyone knows that if you want to open Jucheng in Beijing, you can't open it without being covered by the powerful people of the dynasty. The fifth Chenghai is the Golden Leopard Circle Society, which relied on the power of his brother.
However, the opening of Jucheng can rely on the power of the imperial court, but it must act in accordance with the rules of the rivers and lakes. It is to abide by the unwritten rules of Jucheng. No one dares to violate this.
Otherwise, the audience is not bought by God. Jucheng is open, and Zhang Daji has to be closed.
Therefore, the fifth Chenghai first greeted the audience according to the custom of Jucheng.
The audience of "China ......" applauded, which can be regarded as letting the fifth Chenghai pass the first hurdle.
Fifth Chenghai said loudly with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, the so-called willingness to gamble and lose! Without that crooked intestine, I wouldn't dare to eat the sickle head." If we can't afford to lose, I won't be able to open this Jucheng! If we lose, we can't learn from the teacher, and we are not proficient in learning and art. I can't blame others! At present, there is no need to compare. We lost!"
"There is a kind of ...... for the three major people," the audience cheered.
Fifth Chenghai continued: "I admit that I lost this time, and my lack of learning is one thing. On the other hand, everyone comes to see Kemari and have fun. I can't just let you accompany us for a few taels of silver, stare at the hooks of this senior master, and look stupidly for a day and a night, right?"
"Whoa", the audience burst into laughter. Although the words of the fifth Chenghai are a little damaged, it makes people unable to find fault.