The rotten iron bucket said: "County master, stop fighting, hey, hey, hey, it's going to kill me, hey, hey~~~ Hey, county, county master, this will really give you the most handsome beauty, this will definitely give you the most handsome beauty, don't fight." ”

The county commander said: "Where are you? You bring it to me first? I look at the real beauty or the fake beauty, if it is really beautiful, I won't beat you, this will you lie to me again, I will beat you 160 boards, I have to kill you." ”

The rotten iron bucket said: "Okay, okay, don't fight yet, I, I, hey, I'll give you the most handsome, hey." But as he spoke, he was reluctant to give those beauties who had already let him rob his house to the county master, so he asked his subordinates again: "Who still has beautiful women there?" Jia Ding said: "Master, there is a beautiful daughter Lan Caijin in the fairy family, who is now sixteen years old, and the woman who gave birth to is really the first beautiful ** beauty in the world, born with a natural moisturizing and beautiful quality, just like a fairy descending to earth, it is really like a fairy, master, I guarantee that you will die if you see it." ”

When the rotten iron bucket heard that there was such a beautiful woman in the Laixian family, he was suddenly moved again, and said: "Then why didn't you say it earlier? Why did you say it here to let the county master know? What kind of heart do you have? It was obviously deliberately made me feel uncomfortable." As he spoke, he screamed in pain again, and hurriedly said to the family: "You are talking nonsense, don't lie to the master again, that woman is not beautiful, and the county master will not like it when he sees it, and you are saying that the uglier one than the one just now is Jun, right?" After speaking, regardless of the beating on the buttocks, he squeezed his eyes at the family again, and shouted in pain.

The county magistrate became even more angry now, and said, "Okay, you rotten iron bucket, you still treat me as a fool and beat me hard." ”

So, I listened to the board across the board to eat heavier, louder, and the rotten iron bucket screamed louder.

Jia Ding said: "Master, isn't this what we have no way to do today? Isn't this to save you? ”

The rotten iron bucket said: "You are talking nonsense, I can't spare you, that's not a beauty, that's obviously an ugly girl." ”

The county magistrate saw that the rotten iron bucket still said this, and it was even more fire and strong winds, and the heart turned out to be until now, and the rotten iron bucket was still holding the beauty and playing with his heart, and he didn't want to give it to me, so he said angrily: "Okay, you stinky iron bucket, a handsome woman, you just say that it is ugly, don't give it to this grandfather, so you can keep it for yourself." Ugly woman, you give it to Mrs. Ben, saying that it is the most handsome, the number one beauty, such a tricky rotten iron bucket, and it is light, today Mrs. Ben has taken a fancy to the ugly beauty you said, and if you don't admit it, I will continue to fight until you admit it. ”

Seeing that the county magistrate knew about it, the rotten iron bucket was beaten even more, and he was afraid that the rotten iron bucket would blame him in the future, so he hurriedly said: "Master, this family is not an easy family to deal with, if it was easy to deal with, we would have robbed our master a long time ago." ”

Seeing this, the county magistrate seemed to be very interested, and said: "Why is it difficult to deal with the law? You say, can it still be the home of the Heavenly King Laozi? Within the jurisdiction of this official, there is no house that is difficult to deal with, how else can it be difficult to deal with? Quickly say it and let this master hear, can this grandfather still have no way to deal with it?"

The family of the rotten iron bucket said: "Master, you don't know, this is a very unusual family, this family is indeed individual, not only individual, but also related to the sky, master, do you know what kind of family this is?"

The county magistrate said: "Who else can have anything to do with the heavens? ”

The family member of the rotten iron bucket said: "Master, there are immortals in this family, not an ordinary family, this is a family that comes to the immortal family, the family of the immortals." ”

The county magistrate was confused and said anxiously: "Why did you come to the immortal family?

The family of the rotten iron bucket said: "To come to the immortal house is to come to the immortal, master, there is really a fairy home in the world, and this is the immortal family." ”

The county commander tilted his head and thought about it, shook his head from side to side, and said in disbelief: "Come to the immortal's house? Why did the immortal come to the world? How could the immortal come to the world to settle down? This is obviously deceiving the official for the master, it is really annoying, the gods should live in the sky, how can they live in the world? It seems that you are all going to deceive the official as a fool today, and you will come to the immortal family, the immortal family, okay, annoying, really annoying, this official will immediately let you see the difference, and see if the official is stupid or not?"

The county commander said and became angry and said: "Come, let me beat his family and the rotten iron bucket together, beat them hard, let them know what the official does, and then let them talk nonsense, what came to the immortal family? What is the immortal family? What is the immortal family? The official doesn't know at all, will there be a fairy family in this world? It is obviously a bunch of nonsense, to deceive the official, come, let him tell the truth? If you don't tell the truth today, you will never be spared, quickly say, who is this immortal family?"

The county commander shouted angrily and wanted to break the iron bucket again, the rotten iron bucket looked at the county order, still next to the board on his buttocks, and said while yelling: "Fight, don't beat me, just beat them." ”

The officials shouted, came up with the board, and couldn't help but say, and they had to press the rotten iron bucket to do it.

The man with the rotten iron bucket was frightened, and hurriedly said to the rotten iron bucket: "Master, so far, let's tell the truth, it's better to save your life now." ”

The rotten iron bucket said, "Is your ass softer than mine?"

The man with the rotten iron bucket said: "Usually you are beaten soft, but you can't get hard." ”

As he spoke, the officials beat down one by one, and the painful family member sighed: "Mrs., Master, I said, don't fight." ”

The county magistrate said: "Quickly recruit from the truth." ”

Jia Ding said: "Please don't beat my master." ”

The county magistrate said: "Then you can say it quickly." As he spoke, he waved his hand to signal the official to stop the board.

The man of the rotten iron bucket said to the rotten iron bucket again: "Master, let's talk about it first, don't say that I am afraid that the master will be killed, if the master is killed, what kind of beauty will be over, and the master will no longer be seen, master, let's save my life first, as long as I save my life, I am afraid that there will be no beauty?"

The rotten iron bucket thought about it, and had to say helplessly: "Okay, then you can tell the truth." ”

Seeing this, the Lan family had no choice but to say that this family of immortals was the Lan Xiaowu family on the Lan family ditch.

Speaking of Lan Xiaowu, this is an honest ordinary person, but why has his home become a family of immortals?

I used to say that Lan Xiaowu in the Lan family ditch raised two children, that is, he not only raised a beautiful and handsome daughter, but also raised a more famous son, and now what I want to talk about here is to talk about his son first.

Speaking of his son, this is also an unusual and unusual person, his son is famous far and wide, and he also has an unusual experience.

If his son is famous, his daughter is famous for her beauty, and why is his son famous? Is it also because of his son's beauty and beauty?

No, naturally not, what I want to say here, although his son has also grown up with a talent, but it is not because of a talent that is famous far and wide, to talk about the real reason, there is an unusual story with a certain factor in the Eight Immortals, this story happened to his son by coincidence, what kind of coincidental story is this?

It turns out that his son, since he was a child, he naturally likes to practice martial arts, and learning that martial arts is not an ordinary martial arts, legend has it that one day, there is a warrior walked to this Lanjiagou, and saw that there was a child outside the village of Lanjiagou who practiced martial arts there, and the samurai saw that the child practiced martial arts very hard, but there was no routine in practicing martial arts, not like a person with a master, and saw that the child practiced very confidently and explosively, so he walked forward and asked: "Child, what kind of martial arts are you practicing here?"

The child said, "It's the Eight Immortal Martial Arts." ”

The samurai wondered, "Who is your master?"

The child said, "I practice by myself, and I don't have a master." ”

The samurai said: "Then why do you want to practice the Eight Immortal Martial Arts?"

The child said: "I don't know, I admire Lan Gongzi in the story of the Eight Immortals in my heart, and I want to practice Lan Gongzi martial arts." ”

The warrior said: "Do you know what kind of martial arts Lan Gongzi will have?"

The child said: "I don't know, I feel like it's the kind of martial arts I practice every day." ”

The warrior said: "Child, what you practice is not martial arts, this is a fitness movement without routines, this is made up by yourself, right? These are the basic skills of fitness, what about martial arts there? This kind of martial arts can only be used for fitness, it is not of much use, child, do you want to follow me to practice the Eight Immortals Martial Arts?"

The child said, "Do you know the Eight Immortal Martial Arts?"

Samurai said, "Yes." ”

The child said: "Among the eight immortals, there are many martial arts, do you know that kind of martial arts?"

In order to attract the child's curiosity and the child's willingness to follow him to learn martial arts, the samurai said casually: "Don't you like Lan Gongzi's martial arts? ”

The child said, "What kind of kung fu martial arts does Lan Gongzi know?"

Samurai said: "Lan Gongzi knows bamboo board skills, what I know is bamboo board skills, and I specifically use bamboo boards as weapons for self-defense, do you want to learn it?"

The child immediately became interested, so he immediately knelt down on his knees in front of the samurai and said, "Master, I want to learn, from now on, you are my master, I am your apprentice Lan Caihe, my name is Lan Caihe, please accept the apprentice Lan Caihe." ”

As he spoke, he bowed to the samurai and politely bowed to the samurai.