Chapter 4 Is it really Uncle Nine?
It's not in their school toilets.
But in the noisy room last night, from the window, there was no longer any light, and it was obvious that a long time had passed. Fortunately, there is still an electric light outside the iron fence, no more than forty watts at most, which looks dusk and yellow in such a large space, and it is still a little bright.
Why did I run back here again? Ding Li shook his head, am I dreaming again? He was still a little stupid and couldn't figure out the situation.
"Look at you are stupid," the ugly man with the head of watermelon skin said to Ding Li: "I haven't eaten dinner yet, if I didn't help you keep it, it would definitely be eaten by that gluttonous ghost of Qiusheng!"
Ding Li looked over, a bowl of yellow rice, covered with a few vegetable leaves, made people lose their appetite at first glance. Even the unpalatable food in the cafeteria is a hundred times stronger than it seems!
"I'm not hungry, you can eat!" Ding Li pushed the bowl of rice out of the bowl. He wondered, how the hell did he get back? Could it be the bead?
"Man is iron, rice is steel. Why can't you get along with your own stomach?" watermelon head advised. Jean Ding Li was very grateful for his kindness, but when he saw this so-called meal, he still had no appetite at all.
"If you don't eat for me, I'm still hungry!" another guy named Qiusheng is about to come up and grab it.
This grab of the watermelon head was also anxious, and hurriedly said to Ding Li: "If you really don't want to eat it, I want to eat it." I haven't had enough to eat either!"
Ding Li smiled reluctantly and said, "I don't eat ......" Before he finished speaking, the two of them grabbed it.
The Taoist priest was originally sitting on the side, watching the two apprentices so embarrassed in order to grab a bowl of prison rice, and couldn't help but shout: "Qiusheng, Wencai, who let you rob other people's food?
The two of them suddenly wilted like frosted persimmons. Na Qiusheng also muttered: "Master, there is no oil and water for the food here, I was hungry just after eating!"
Wen Cai also said: "Master, I am still growing my body......"
Qiusheng said unceremoniously: "You are so old, what kind of body do you have?"
The Taoist priest sighed, didn't bother to pay attention to his two embarrassed apprentices, and asked, "How did the little brother meet the zombies last night?"
Ding Li originally wanted to be quiet and think about how he crossed over. He had already pinched the bead in his pocket, but he didn't cross it again.
"Yes, Master. This person is wearing such strange clothes!" said Wen Cai, that is, the watermelon head.
Ding Li smiled bitterly and told him what he had encountered in this town last night. The few people who listened changed their faces.
Then Ding Li became curious and asked, "Dao Chief, is it really the Dao Law that you dealt with that zombie yesterday!"
As soon as he asked this, Na Qiusheng became angry, made two moves, and shouted: "Of course, who doesn't know that our master is very famous in Taiping Town, and everyone has seen it, so they have to shout Uncle Nine!"
Zombie?Autumn Birth, Literary Talent...... And Uncle Jiu, Ding Li thought of something all of a sudden, and was suddenly shocked!
"Are you from Kaiyizhuang?" asked Ding Li.
"Why, have you heard of my master?" asked the quick-talking Wen Cai.
Ding Li didn't answer, only felt his ears buzzing. I screamed in my heart again, wouldn't it? How could it be? Could it be that I had traveled into a movie?
Uncle Jiu, Wencai, and Qiusheng, plus what zombies, made Ding Li suddenly think of a very classic movie. Even, not long ago, Ding Li watched it again.
"What uncle Jiu is, it's obviously Ah Jiu!" A disdainful word came, and the fat man who grabbed them and the group walked in proudly.
Dressed in an old-fashioned police uniform, he shouted, "You murderers, don't you still admit your guilt?"
Ding Li asked, "You are the security captain Ah Wei? Didn't you say that we had corpses and become murderers again?"
The fat man shouted arrogantly: "Since you have heard the name of this captain, why don't you quickly confess your guilt? You guys' heads and corpses must be the murderers of my uncle, otherwise why do you want to steal them? This is to cover up the crime." Fortunately, the captain's eyes are like torches, and his eyes are sharp......"
Nima, what kind of logic is this? Is there no excuse for the sin that you want to add? Ding Lixiang could tell a few words, but he felt that his ears were buzzing, and his legs were a little weak.
Thoughts are in turmoil. Grandma's, just cross over, right? How did you cross me into such a movie?
He recalled that although this film was said to be a horror movie, it was mostly funny. It didn't seem to be very dangerous, which made him breathe a big sigh of relief.
"Ha Luha, are you scared? Let me tell you, this captain is a wise and martial criminal nemesis, when he hears the name of this captain, he is so frightened that his whole body is weak, or he is scared to death!"
He then pointed to Uncle Jiu's nose and shouted, "Why don't you hurry up and confess your guilt? Zombies? Where are there zombies in this world?"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a security guard running in and shouting, "Captain, captain." Your uncle's corpse is alive and has become a zombie again......"
Ah Wei just said the words, but he was slapped in the face by his own subordinates, and suddenly felt that his face was a little unbearable, and he took out a mirror box from his waist, and said with a curse in his mouth: "You bastard, where are there zombies in this world? You must have drunk too much and talked nonsense here!"
He said as he rushed out. After taking two steps, he felt timid, grabbed his subordinates by the collar, and shouted, "Let's go, come out with me to have a look!"
The subordinate cried and shouted, "Captain, there are really zombies!"
As soon as the words fell, heavy footsteps were heard, causing the ground to shake. At the same time, a cold aura that was beyond words, with a faint smell of corpses, came out of nowhere, making Ding Li shiver.
A shadow suddenly appeared at the gate, pale and bloodless. The body is wearing the official robe of the Qing Dynasty, and the new quail complement is on the blue fabric, which is particularly conspicuous.
Under the light this time, Ding Li could see clearly that it was the zombie from last night. Originally, it had been cured by Uncle Jiu, but it must have been this security captain Ah Wei who came and removed the paper talisman.
At this moment, Ding Li still had the heart to rejoice, fortunately, this was just Master Ren's zombie. It's not Master Ren's father and Mrs. Ren, that zongzi has been buried in the dragonfly hole for twenty years, which is much more powerful than this old man Ren who was just bitten to death.