"My day, second child, you didn't know that you got up so early and opened the window. There is a lack of oxygen in this room!" Ding Li casually smashed the broken pillow on the bed.

The second child quickly took the pillow, stuffed it under his buttocks, and said, "Xie Lu, thank you, it's really a bit cold to sit on a chair in this weather!

Ding Li shook his head, jumped out of bed by himself, opened the window, and a fresh air with a cold wind came to his face, which made him feel refreshed.

"Boss, it's the first time you've slept so late, and you're not practicing today?" asked the second child.

Ding Li said angrily: "I had a dream all night last night, and I was tired to death." By the way, early in the morning, you're masturbating again?"

The second child said: "What are you masturbating! Boss, you can see for yourself, now there are more and more people in this world who are undisciplined!"

Ding Li walked over curiously, and the second child in their dormitory was really not playing games, but filling the forum with water.

"Recruit the Crossing Crowd!" Ding Li almost didn't squirt out when he saw this title.

The second child came to the spirit and pulled the page back. I saw that the post read: "This team is recruiting volunteer traversers, limited to 500 people, and all professionals from all walks of life are needed." Requirement 1, age ......"

Crazy, all crazy. This world is completely crazy, can you not be so idle nonsense?

"Boss, I've already signed up. The preliminary examination has been passed, and it is said that there is still an interview! Do you want to sign up too, and you are idle anyway. The second child laughed.

It's the same as the real thing, could it be that someone really discovered the wormhole, learned the five hundred wastes of Lingao, and traveled to a different time and space?

Ding Li pointed out fiercely, Ya is really idle eggs, right? This kind of boring thing is also going to participate? Is the head flooded, or has it just been caught by the door panel?

Although he scolded the second child in his heart for being too brainless, Ding Li still did not hesitate to report his name. Who made him an idle egg?

As modern college students, they have long lost the demeanor of the pride of the sky. I don't think of myself anymore.

After entering the single-plank bridge of the university in the midst of thousands of troops, he completely herded the sheep, and the guys who were so idle that they were sore were caught in every university.

The major they are studying now will not be used at all when they graduate in the future. Not to mention that they are ordinary third-rate universities, even graduates of the top universities in China, they will also face the dismal end of being unemployed after graduation.

The family spent a huge amount of money, and in the end, it could only end up like this. Let every fresh graduate who is facing college graduation be unwilling, but everyone is powerless to change.

If you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence. Now in this university, I don't know how many idle eggs hurt, so that perverted guys are all here like this.

It seems that he has left to practice some martial arts every day. The others are no different from the waste wood college students in this year.

Ding Li quickly filled in the school major age, and these messy things were about to be sent out. But he was stopped by the very experienced dick, and he smiled hesitantly: "Boss, you can't do this." What people want are their own professionals, we are third-rate universities, and Nima is studying economic management, so people don't look down on them at all!"

Ding Li was stunned and asked, "Then what should I do?"

The second child continued to laugh: "We should treat this as an early job recruitment." We must go all out and study the employment needs of employers!"

"Damn," Ding Li glanced at the goods with disdain again, and listened to the second child continue to analyze: "Look, this crossing, we don't care if it's true or not." Let's analyze it as a crossing, the most dangerous thing to encounter, right? What should a group of otaku do when they encounter danger?"

Ding Li rolled his eyes, and he already understood the meaning of the second child's words. simply scolded: "It's a little simpler, you just say no, it's over, I despise you!"

The second child laughed again, and looked at Ding Li and wrote in the notes: I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I am good at Tai Chi, Baguazhang, Sanda, free fighting, etc.

After writing and sending the email to the address, Ding Li took a towel to wash.

He remembered the ridiculous dream of last night, and remembered the post of the idle egg just now. I couldn't help but shake my head and laugh, what happened to this world?

At this time, it was not early, and there were few people washing under the public faucet in the water room. As soon as Ding Li put the towel basin away, took up a place, and went to the squatting pit by himself.

Then when I lifted my pants, I found a small bead in the pocket of my clothes.

It was a bead that suddenly looked like plastic, but it didn't look like it so much that it couldn't be distinguished for a while.

Soon Ding Li remembered the origin of this bead, he was a little hungry last night, bought a loaf of bread and ate half of it, and ate this thing. Originally, Ding Li still wanted to keep the evidence and go to the shop to theorize the theory.

After this night, I was not in the mood to go again. Anyway, it's a dollar thing. The most important thing is that if they don't eat stones, hair and other things one day, they should cheer like the New Year.

After so many years of Sudan red and bleaching, powder and the like, Ding Li felt that he was no longer poisonous. Where would you put such a thing in your heart, forget it, and don't bother to look for that little shop again.

This thing is like a fish's eyeball, Ding Li thought, and was about to throw this bead away.

There was a faint light on the bead, and Ding Li felt a dizziness in his head, as if he was extremely sleepy and wanted to sleep.

Then, his eyelids were barely open.

"Wake up, wake up......" Ding Li was shaken vigorously, he opened his eyes in a daze, and he was a little embarrassed at this time, if he was found fainting, or asleep in the toilet. The face of the boss of the 213 dormitory is really going to be thrown to his grandmother's house. I'm afraid I'm going to become the second biggest laughing stock in the school with the guy who was scared into impotence!

"Still sleeping, I'm going to die soon, you're still sleeping!" Ding Li was shaken vigorously.

By this time he had woken up and was starting to feel that something was wrong, it wasn't in their school toilet.