Xiao Doubao saw that I didn't want to leave, but he didn't have the slightest intention to persuade me, but said lightly: "If it doesn't work, I'll go alone." ”

Looking at the back of Xiaodoubao leaving, although he was thin and slender, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that he was full of an indescribable mysterious liliang that made people ashamed of themselves. Yes, a delicate child has such guts, but I am also a male pig's foot with the identity of a traverser, is it better than a supporting role?

I think I've been here for five years, I don't eat as much as pig food every day, I don't sleep as well as a kennel, I am commanded by people every day, I drink and breathe, I lose my dignity every day, my face is gone, and I have been blind that New China has cultivated me for so many years. I'm sorry for our history teacher, I'm sorry for our Chinese teacher, it's a shame to be so miserable in the Tang Dynasty.

Today I want to cheer up, correct the name of the actor, and pay tribute to the god of crossing. Thinking about it like this, I didn't flinch anymore, patted my chest and said in the direction where Xiaodoubao left: "Little four, I'll do it!"

"It's not who else you are. Little Bean Bao stopped and gave me a merciless roll of the eyes.

Xiao Si, whose full name is Guo Xiaosi, is the most well-known miscellaneous disciple of the Quanza Academy. Weishenme, it's not because he has a good job delivering food to the helper. Although he was still a miscellaneous disciple after two years of cooking, he was promoted to a formal disciple one day when he helped the master eat well.

Xiao Si is not very good, and he doesn't get along well with the people in the yard, and many people are jealous of his errands, so he is alone on weekdays and has no friends. To deal with such a withdrawn and unsociable person, it is not easy to make a relationship, (how to set it without friendship?) It seems that you can only be dangerous, and you can only be stunned with a set of sacks and a stick.

As the hour approached, Xiao Si was preparing the food box, and I crept into the kitchen, stood behind him unconsciously, raised the stick in my hand and smashed it into the back of his head.

"You...... Are you beating me?" Guo Xiaosi felt a pain in the back of his head, turned around and glared at me with grinned teeth.

"Oh, I'm sorry, the first time I hit someone, I didn't have a good grasp of the strength, why don't I do it again?"

Before Xiao Si could react, I smashed it with another mallet, and this time he finally answered to the end and didn't toss anymore. When I was done, I happily packed the helper's food into a food box. Looking at the chicken and fish meal, it's really corrupt. I couldn't help but pick up a chicken butt and put it in my mouth, it tasted good, in order not to eat pig food in the future, I had to run out anyway!

After sorting out the food box, I dragged Guo Xiaosi towards the firewood room, at this time it was the meal, everyone was eating in the hall, and there was no one. threw Guo Xiaosi into the firewood, then put a bundle of firewood on him, and went to find Xiaodoubao with the food box.

"Little bean bun, you're done!"

Xiao Doubao was already waiting for me in the corner of the yard, and when he saw me coming, he ignored me, and snatched the food box in my hand and opened it.

"I'm not going to steal like you. "Xiao Doubao can always see through my mind and glared at me angrily.

"How do you know I'm stealing food?" I remember rearranging all the food when I came, and I don't think there was any sign of tampering.

"With so much oil on your mouth, are you afraid that others won't know?"

“......”

I wiped my mouth with my sleeve embarrassed, and then watched curiously as the little bean bag laid out the food one by one, not knowing what to do. When he had laid out all the meals and pulled out a bag of things from his bag, I understood that he was going to drug the helper.

Yes, be careful to make the Wannian ship, who knows if the helper will take a bath and sleep today, it is better to take medicine, so that the chance of escaping smoothly has increased a lot.

"Where did you get the sweat medicine?" This kid has been inseparable from me all day long, where did he get the medicine? I can't get it after trying to do it several times.

"Who told you it was sweat medicine?"

"Is it poison?"

"It's just croton flour. ”

“.........”

When Xiaodoubao and I walked outside the invisible house of the gang leader, I only heard a lazy voice from inside: "Why did Xiao Si go today?"

Hearing the invisible voice of the helper, I was a little nervous. Taking a small breath, I replied according to the words I had said to Xiaodoubao before: "Back to the helper, Xiaosi can't get out of bed today, so I changed to a small one to serve." ”

I thought that I would pass the test immediately after answering this, but there was no echo in the room, and just as I was frowning, a graceful scribe in white clothes came to the door, this person was estimated to be about twenty years old, and his thick eyebrows were slightly raised rebelliously, and under the long and slightly curled eyelashes, there were a pair of eyes as clear as morning dew, a straight nose, a face with distinct facial features like a carving, and an angular face that was handsome and abnormal. Is this still a man, a few points better looking than an average woman. To be honest, I was angry, jealous, envious, and hateful. Our IQ has been compared to an eight-year-old child, and now there is a supporting role that is more handsome than me, isn't this nakedly stealing the reader's eyeballs?

The person who came was the leader of the Four Seas Gang, Shui was invisible, I couldn't imagine being so young, I also happily fantasized about a bad old man hugging his belly and sloppy when he was a little bean bag before, and I didn't expect that the person who appeared in front of me was actually a demonic character, but unlike Xiaodoubao, his demon was reflected in his appearance.

"Who is the little baby behind you?" Sao Nianshui invisibly pointed to the little bean bag behind me and asked, a majestic momentum in vain oppressed my heart.

"Uh... This is the villain's younger brother, who cries non-stop when he leaves the villain on weekdays, so the villain has to take him with him and ask the master to forgive his sins. I nodded and said tremblingly. Of course, this is not something I deliberately showed, but the aura of this water gang leader is too strong, so I really can't raise my head.

And the little bean bag shrank behind me, showing only its head to show the panic that a child should have when he saw the living. I don't know if this kid is really scared or pretending to be panicked.

"Alright, let's bring in the food. Shui smiled invisibly and pleasantly, looking quite approachable, but how uncomfortable it was to look at it.

When I took the food out of the food box and placed it on the round table in the invisible room, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and secretly sweated. Looking at the neatly dressed water, where are people taking a bath? If it weren't for the croton powder prepared by Xiaodoubao in advance, today's matter would have been ruined.

After arranging the meal, I stood aside with the bean buns. The water gang leader sat down, glanced at the food on the table, frowned but didn't move his chopsticks, could it be that he noticed something unusual about the food?

The helper didn't eat, but said to himself: "Today's meal is a little more, and I don't know where to move the chopsticks." ”

Nima, a table of good food and drink is waiting for you, and you are still pretending. I don't know how to move chopsticks, so you just have to move your mouth, there's a lot more nonsense. I deeply despise it in my heart, but my little fist is clenched tightly, hurry up and eat, how can we find a secret way if you don't eat?

"Forget it," the water gang leader picked up the chopsticks, but put them down again, and said lightly: "I don't have much appetite today, so take it." ”

My heart is full of tears, how can you not eat, how can you not eat, haven't you heard "Who knows that Chinese food is hard work." The corners of my face twitched unnaturally, and I almost couldn't resist using the Compassion Nong to educate the little white face in front of me.