"At noon on hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil.

Who knows that Chinese food is hard work!"

Just when I was worried, the little bean bag behind me suddenly whispered a poem, I'll go, you really moved Li Shen's "Compassion for Nong" out. I looked at Xiao Doubao dumbfounded, where are you kid singing, don't you know that this kind of high-end and high-grade thing shouldn't happen to a miscellaneous servant, isn't this the rhythm of showing stuffing and doing death?

"Oh?" Shui Yintang's eyes flashed with a hint of essence, staring at the childish little bean bag, and then smiled: "A handyman also knows poetry?"

I was in a hurry, and glared at Xiao Doubao complainingly, look, look, what's wrong now, see how you end.

"Helper" Xiaodoubao was a little aggrieved, and there was a little mist in his eyes: "I read it when I saw the poem on your desk, and I was curious that the words on it were beautifully written." Actually, I don't understand what that means?"

I looked at the words in the invisible hand of the water, and I really felt compassion for the peasants, this is really a coincidence.

Shui was noncommittal, but stood up, walked to the desk, picked up a piece of paper on the table that had not dried ink, pointed to the words on it and asked Xiaodoubao: "Do you know all the words on it?"

The little bean bun nodded writhingly. Nima, this kid is definitely pretending, and he sells so cutely.

"Then I'm even more strange, how could a literate baby become a miscellaneous servant of our Four Seas Gang?"

"Wow. After saying this, Xiaodoubao suddenly cried, and pulled my sleeve while crying. What does he mean by this, why is he crying, why are you crying when you cry, why are you still tearing my clothes.

Xiao Doubao looked at me aggrievedly, okay, I can read your eyes, it's time for me to find a sense of existence. At this time, I also understood that Xiao Doubao could no longer perform as an eight-year-old boy, and it was time to leave, otherwise it would be really a rhythm of death.

So, how should I continue to perform? Just when I was worried, Xiao Doubao took my hand from behind me and wrote the word "flower" in my palm. Yes, I suddenly realized, crying, Xiaodoubao is reminding me to cry with him, why cry, for accusation.

"Helper," I knelt down and cried, "Although my brother and I are not from a big family, our family is also well-off, and we have had the opportunity to read and write since we were young. But the villain has always admired the demeanor of the chivalrous man in the rivers and lakes, 'brushing off his clothes and hiding his merits and fame', so he worshiped under the Four Seas Gang, hoping to learn a martial arts and chivalrous righteousness, but he didn't know that he was tricked to be a miscellaneous servant, and the villain was not convinced. "We'll quote a few lines of poetry, it's not a big deal.

Shui Wuxian didn't speak, but looked at me and then at Xiaodoubao, and saw that we were telling the truth, not like a lie, and only said after a while: "My Sihai Gang has always been the head of the word 'righteousness', how can I do such an ugly thing as a slave? ”

"But," Shui said lightly, "Do you think you can deceive me in this way, why did you poison my food?"

I was really panicked in my heart, and cold sweat began to break out on my forehead, if it weren't for the uniform hat of the housekeeper, I would probably have to wear it.

"You think you can hide it from me, you must know that you have too many flaws. Shui Wuxian snorted coldly, and then said: "First of all, you shouldn't have dared to stand next to me when you sent food, maybe because you didn't ask Ah Si, I don't like to be stared at when eating; ”

"Tell me, who sent you?" said a lot of words, and this sentence is the point that Shui Invisible wants to say.

I didn't know how to answer, so I didn't answer at all, but picked up the chopsticks, picked up the white leaf he said and swallowed it. Sample, brother is also a smart person, didn't you say that the dish was poisoned, brother will eat it for you. After eating, he knelt down again, and then cried: "The helper is wise, and he doesn't dare to poison the ten guts of the little one. The little one knocked out Guo Xiaosi, but that was just to see the helper and ask the helper to call the shots for the little one. ”

My "It's really not poisonous in this dish" expression made the water gang leader frown again, and then grabbed my hand and gave me a pulse.

After a while, Shui Wutang's face improved, and he said, "I believe you." Seeing that you two are not proficient in martial arts, but you are also literate, you will stay by my side and be a scholar in the future. ”

I see that you still suspect that we have evil intentions, so you left us by your side and observed us closely, so that you can find out what you think is the mastermind behind the scenes.

After some slander, I had to pretend to be grateful: "The Xiexie gang leader gives the little two a chance, and the little one will do his best in the future, and he doesn't dare to be sloppy." ”

I tugged at the sleeve of Xiao Dou Bao and gave him a look, Xiao Dou Bao understood what I meant, gradually stopped crying, knelt down and whispered, "Xiexie...... Xiexie Gang Leader. ”

"You little baby is also sensible," maybe the little bean bun is so cute, or maybe the water gang leader saw that the food was not poisonous, and the two of us cleared the suspicion of assassinating him, and our hearts were relieved: "Today's matter is not difficult for the two of you, the right has not happened, and you will move over to me tomorrow to serve." ”

I walked out of the yard of the gang leader with Xiao Doubao, I took a deep breath, Zuihou still failed, I was a little annoyed, what should I do next? There is a big, big crisis in front of me, that is, those meals. It doesn't matter if it's just me running around the hut alone, but the water is invisible and accidentally hungry, and I really eat those meals, then it's a big game. However, why didn't my stomach hurt after half a day?

I waited anxiously all night and didn't see any movement in my stomach, could it be expired croton powder? If it really didn't work, then the gang leader wouldn't be able to blame me for eating it, but I hope it was croton powder with low efficacy.

"Xiaodoubao, do you think the helper will eat the food?" Standing in the courtyard under the moonlight, I still couldn't help but feel worried, maybe it was because the vegetable leaf I ate had a relatively low medicinal effect so I didn't have diarrhea.

"Don't worry, even if he eats it, there will be no problem. Xiao Doubao said lightly.

"What do you mean?" I looked at him quizzically.

"I didn't poison it at all, it was just very ordinary, ordinary lime. ”

"Then what the do you mean by doing this?" What kind of fuss is this, what are you putting lime for, is it interesting that you are like this?

"In short, we have achieved our goal. Xiao Doubao looked a little satisfied, very proud.

Huh? No, why isn't this kid disappointed at all when his plan fails, shouldn't he be a little depressed at this time?

"Actually....... I'll tell you one thing, don't be angry. "The little bean bun is very low, I'm very happy, this guy has been squirming in front of me for so long, and there will be times when he will be cautious.

"What's the matter?" I said, frowning.

"Actually, there are no secret passages in the helper's house at all, and the helper doesn't bathe in the unitary time, I made it all up. ”

"What! How dare you lie to me. "I was very angry, but seeing that Xiaodoubao began to pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic again, I didn't have a good seizure, it felt like a punch on cotton, very helpless.

"So, what are you going to do this?" So what is the real jihua of Xiaodoubao?

"Approach the gang leader and seek an opportunity to stay by his side, then Jade Pixiu will not dare to come to us for trouble. ”

"Then how can you be sure that we will be the bookboys of the helper?"

"The pretense of poisoning, and the chanting of poetry, were all to get his attention, and I deliberately made him think that we were here to bring him poisonous food. Xiaodoubao didn't explain too much, but looked at me very seriously, and his expression seemed to say to me, "You should have guessed it." ”

"Okay, I guessed," I nodded, and then he said without finishing his words: "The person who sits in the position of the gang leader will not trust anyone easily, you deliberately left a flaw, but in fact, you did not have the intention to kill him, just to make him suspicious." He was suspicious of us, and he didn't know our intentions, and more importantly, the two of us were just two little handymen who didn't know how to do martial arts, so he could only rest assured that he could only keep us by his side and observe in secret, am I right?"

"You're a little smarter than I thought you were. "Can this guy not be so annoying when he speaks, the master used to watch martial arts dramas, palace fighting dramas, and spy war dramas and grew up as a promising young man in the new century, okay?

"However, how can you rest assured that I will act according to your imagination, shouldn't you tell me in advance?" "My brilliant performance today is really a stupid image of the previous chapters, but I'm still a little angry, such a big plan, you don't say hello to me, aren't you afraid of falling short?

"I'm testing you, and I've warned you. Xiao Doubao looked up at the moonlight and said, "There is a saying, have you ever heard it?"

"What words?" "Test me?" I don't know if it's my honor or my sorrow to be tested by a little kid.

"If you're not afraid of god-like opponents, you're afraid of pig-like teammates, and if you're really a fool, it doesn't matter if you succeed or not. ”

“.........”

I really want to smack this self-righteous little kid in the mouth, but if I really want to do it to a little child, I still can't do it, I can only grit my teeth and hate it.

"Also," the little kid pretended to smile mysteriously, "That pair of words, I also wrote haode to Sister Yingxiang to show the helper, in fact, the water invisibly deceived you, he is a sour literati who loves vassal elegance and dances and inks, in fact, this is the key to our success." ”

“... l...”

Xiaodoubao, Xiaodoubao, it's really a surprise and excitement to be with you. "If you're not afraid of god-like opponents, you're afraid of pig-like teammates. Is this sentence really said by an ancient child?

In the moonlight, I smiled, and smiled pleasantly.