Chapter 131: It's All Abnormal
Yat is liking this game more and more, because in this game you can experience a lot of things that you can't experience in the real world.
For example, if you want to do a massage, according to the normal plot, Xiao Yi wants to do a massage and health care, at least after graduating from college, he must find a job, and then get to know some fox friends or something in the society for a while.
There are so many restrictive conditions that it's no wonder that some people have never done anything like this in their entire lives.
But in the game, Lin Fenghong casually said a few words, and he really took it seriously, and dragged Xiao Yi into the room to start massage.
Of course, because the worldview and values are different, the massage that Lin Fenghong thinks about in his heart and the massage that Xiao Yi thinks about in his heart are two completely different things.
In the past, when she was in the sect, Lin Fenghong often helped her senior sisters and sisters do massages, and everyone massaged each other.
In the beginning, I was tired from practicing every day, so massaging each other was a very practical way to relax my body. In Lin Fenghong's view, massage is used to treat diseases and strengthen the body, and there is no other use.
But for Xiao Yat, this is not the case, how many young ladies in the massage parlors of later generations have real kung fu in their hands? For Xiao Yat, massage is just a means, a means to quickly shorten the distance between men and women.
Therefore, when two different values collide with each other, contradictions will inevitably arise!
"Oh my mom, Lin Fenghong, what do you want to do? You want to kill me, right?
"Brother Xiao Yi, can you calm down a little? I said that it was a massage, you heard that someone's massage is not such a power, I tell you that the massage should come hard, otherwise it is impossible to press the blood on your body to achieve the purpose of relaxing the muscles and activating the body, understand?"
"I don't understand, how do I see other people's massages not like this!"
"Obviously, the so-called massages you see are all written by laymen! I tell you that this is our family's ancestral method, and it can't be wrong, please okay, when I put your legs on your head, it's almost over!"
"Oh, don't look like this, how can you put it on!
"Look at you, you're too anxious, wait until I dredge the meridians for you first, and then you can more fully absorb the essence of the medicinal oil, right?"
Don't say that Lin Fenghong is not only good at what he says, but he really has kung fu in his hands, don't look at the movements are very rough, but the effect is very good.
At least after helping Xiao Yi finish massage, he really felt that his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and it was not difficult to go up to the fifth floor in one breath! But even so, Xiao Yi did not have a happy expression on his face, and a cold face always made people feel that they owed him a lot of money.
Originally, it was good to eat and eat below, which was when I heard that I could do a massage and do ice and fire or something before I went upstairs, and I almost didn't let people tear down the house after taking it upstairs.
That's it, it's clear that the technique is not very skilled, and I don't know which manufacturer produces the oil that pushes the three-no product, and the cheek says that the family will thank her?
"Captain, your complexion is much better, have you heard of a massage?" Han Bailu, who came back from the City Lord's Mansion, couldn't help but step forward and tease Xiao Yi after seeing him.
Xiao Yi glared at him fiercely and said, "Of course, the stupid girl's methods really don't have to be said, if you don't believe it, I'll let her massage you in a while, and promise to let you die and come back to life!
"Aren't I just coming back to give you good news, the city lord is very satisfied with our watch, you see I got the rewards back." Saying that, Han Bailu took out two magic weapons from his body, and the distribution of magic weapons was still in Xiao Yi's hands.
Xiao Yi looked at it and sighed, and said that sure enough, it is an ordinary commodity now, and waved his hand casually: "You guys look at it, let's divide it, and then make up for the spirit stone." By the way, did the city lord say when he planned to clean up the hundred-year-old ghost king?"
"This doesn't seem to have been decided, the city lord said that he still has to discuss it with his subordinates, and then he can't make specific arrangements, maybe he will have a meeting or something at that time!"
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Yi knew that there would be no drama in a short period of time, and bureaucracy would kill people! If you have a meeting, everyone will be able to argue for a long time for that little benefit, and God knows if the hundred-year-old ghost king will already be furious when everyone is really ready to do it.
"Did you say when the meeting would take place, and who would meet you?"
"It seems that the task will be assigned later, but anyone who accepts the task can go to the lord's mansion for a meeting, and the distribution of rewards will be announced at that time. Captain, you see that our team is now a little famous, do you want to strive to be the first to come out on top?" Han Bailu asked excitedly, just now he and Xu Ziyuan submitted the task items to make them grow a lot of prestige.
Xiao Yi stretched his waist and said, "Besides, we will participate in this mission, but we are definitely not the leader." The purpose of our participation in the mission this time is to follow to meet the world and feel what the atmosphere of a large-scale battle is, as for whether or not you can get the reward is secondary, it doesn't matter, everyone's safety first. ”
Xiao Yi really thinks so, when the time comes, a big monster of the level of the Hundred Years Ghost King will definitely not be something that a few people can clean up, maybe he will have to fill it with his life. Since it is a war and an immortal, it is difficult to say that it is over, as long as it is not his own person who dies, Xiao Yi does not care.
He never thought that he would be able to kill the ghost king and then get the magic weapons promised by the city lord at that time, and his mind was not on this at all.
As long as he can follow and see the hundred-year-old ghost king Xiao Yi, he plans to stand in the safest place and watch from the perspective of the battle, it is naturally very good that everyone can fight, if he can't beat it, he will be the first to smear oil on the soles of his feet.
At that time, whoever wants to grab the last kill is fine, anyway, as long as Boss dies, the equipment will definitely be dropped, and only Xiao Yi himself can see these equipment, how comfortable it is!
"Captain Yingming, let them be online when the time comes, let's wait and see for a while. ”
"That's how things are, I'll go back to the room first, remember to call me if there's anything" After speaking, Xiao Yi patted Han Bailu's shoulder and went back to the room.
According to his experience, these bureaucratic people can't figure out what to decide in ten days and half a month, so they don't have so much time to wait in this place, so let's go back to the real world first.
Coming out of the game, Xiao Yi was already asleep, listening to the uniform breathing of Wei Zhen from the other side of the room, Xiao Yi still had an unreal feeling.
When I thought that I was stupid today, I confessed Xiao Yi's face to Ning Yuji, and I felt hot. At that time, I was stupid, Ning Menghu just said it so casually, how could I take it seriously?
But I don't regret it after I finish speaking, anyway, it is indeed a feeling in my heart, since Ning Yuzhen doesn't accept it, then I can better be friends with her, ordinary friends.
Just when Xiao Yi was thinking about how to greet Ning Yuzhen tomorrow morning, the security door was opened, and a figure sneaked in from the outside.
Obviously, there are only three people who have the keys to Xiao Yi's house now, and now that both of them are already at home, then the one who just came in must be Su Lan.
Because there was no light in the room, Xiao Yi didn't see it very really, but judging from the size of the other party, it should be Su Lan.
Su Lan entered the room as if she didn't see Xiao Yi, and just began to take care of her slippers. Xiao Yi didn't know what was wrong, and he didn't want to talk at this time, so he didn't say hello.
But after a while, Xiao Yi felt that he couldn't help but speak, because Su Lan took off her shoes and began to take off her clothes again!
Xiao Yixin said that what should I do to show my goodwill? Did I not speak just now make Su Lan mistakenly think that she was asleep now? Is it true that she really wants to lie down on the bed immediately and pretend to be asleep?
"Ahem!" After thinking about it, Xiao Yi felt that it was better to open his mouth to remind the other party, otherwise there would really be a misunderstanding at that time, and the two of them would not look very good.
Hearing the sound, Su Lan, who was about to take off her skirt just now, immediately turned her head to look at Xiao Yi and said, "Hey, Xiao Yi, why are you in this place, good evening!"
"Good evening, why can't I be here, this is my home!" Xiao Yi was almost amused by Su Lan's words, what is wrong with this kid, how can he have a feeling of being amused.
Su Lan hiccuped and said, "Yes, yes, this is your house, I remembered, I am staying in your house for the time being, you look at my brain." ”
When she said these words, Su Lan's hand had been tightly grasping her skirt, but after saying these words, she actually let go directly, and the skirt on her butt slipped to the soles of her feet in an instant.
This is not the end, when she slipped to the soles of her feet, she kicked her skirt to the side and rushed into the toilet impatiently, and soon there was a clear sound of water flowing in the toilet.
At this time, Xiao Yichai vaguely smelled a vague smell of wine, the iceberg beauty actually drank, and she was drunk.
Just before Xiao Yi's mind could analyze what was going on with this qiē, Su Lan had already walked out of the toilet, she came to Xiao Yi in front of her and then did it to Xiao Yi's body with a butt!
"Baby, pour my sister a glass of water to drink!"
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