Chapter 132: Drunken Su Lan
It's messy, it's completely messy, I feel that nothing is normal tonight, and the usual iceberg beauty is now lying in Xiao Yi's arms and calling him baby.
Xiao Yi lowered his head and smelled that he was almost not smoked by the smell of alcohol on Su Lan's body, how much did he drink to become like this, it couldn't be that he had been drinking since he left home!
"Water!" Now Su Lan has entered a semi-comatose state, Xiao Yi feels that it is not easy for her to come back from the outside by herself, and there is really no way to force something.
Put Su Lan on the sand, Xiao Yi got up, poured a glass of water, and slowly fed Su Lan to drink, during this time, some water ran out of Su Lan's mouth and mischievously flowed into Su Lan's chest, Xiao Yi was entangled in whether he wanted to help Su Lan wipe it.
As soon as Xiao Yi put the cup down, Su Lan suddenly reached out and hugged his neck, and the whole person stuck to Xiao Yi's body as if he had no bones.
"Oh no, could it be that Su Lan finally couldn't help but do something to me after she got drunk? Did I half-push and half-obey her? Or push her away and tell her that the two of us can't make mistakes?"
Obviously, Xiao Yi was thinking too much, because he just wanted to look down to see if there was anything cheap to take advantage of, Su Lan suddenly burped, and the strong smell of wine almost made Xiao Yi unable to find the southeast and northwest. In this case, let alone taking advantage of others, Su Lan is thankful that he doesn't take advantage of Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi used to think that holding a drunk beauty in his arms must feel very good. But now that he finally understood, it felt pretty bad.
"Su Lan, Su Lan got up, if you want to sleep, go wash it or go back to the room to sleep without washing, don't be in this place, don't catch a cold. ”
In fact, what Xiao Yi was thinking in his heart was that if he wanted to sleep, he should go back to his room to sleep, and now what happened to the sand that occupied him in his place?
In addition, if the smell on the body is to be harmed, you should also go back to the disaster Ning Yuji, anyway, the relationship between the two people is already incompatible, and it is not bad for this contradiction.
Who knew that Su Lan, who was in a daze, shook his head and said, "No, I haven't taken a shower and brushed my teeth yet, and going back will disturb the hoop, so I can't go back at this time." ”
"Hmm, then you are embarrassed to stay in this place and harm me? Don't look like this, okay, you are also sworn enemies, since you are sworn enemies, don't think about this kind of thing, and even more block the other party is what you want to do!"
Xiao Yi was completely confused, now Su Lan's state is very abnormal, what does it mean to affect Ning Yu Ji, isn't it what she wants to do the most.
Now Su Lan gives Xiao Yi the feeling that she and Ning Yuzhen are not mortal enemies, but good friends, and even Su Lan is more like Ning Yuji's sister and wants to accommodate Ning Yuji.
"Then what should I do, there shouldn't be a way to wash away your current situation, I'm afraid what if you faint inside after you go in to take a bath. ”
In fact, if Su Lan really wanted to go in and take a bath, Xiao Yi would not stop him, if he really fainted, it would be fine, then he would be able to rush in openly and take Su Lan out, and Su Lan couldn't say anything if he took advantage of it.
But who knew that Su Lan nodded when he heard these words and said, "That's right, so I said that I will be here at your place tonight, Xiao Yi, you shouldn't mind!"
"Ah, what do you mean? You want to sleep with me? Su Lan, this is not good, you see that although we are good friends, we still have to talk about the difference between men and women. Even if you feel at ease with me, sometimes I'm at ease with myself!"
Hearing this, Su Lan laughed, and she said to Xiao Yi with a confused look in her eyes: "Look at you stupidly, if you really have the guts, then I will be cheap tonight, and you are nothing, I am afraid that you have the heart of a thief and the courage of a thief." You see, the sand in your house is quite big after it is put down, so it would be nice for the two of us to sleep on one side and not interfere with each other. ”
Xiao Yi felt that he was being underestimated, so he didn't understand, why could girls be so arrogant, and really dare not do anything?
Of course, Xiao Yi also admitted in his heart that even if Su Lan was drunk now, he wouldn't dare to really do anything to others.
After receiving so many years of education, the effect is still there, at least Xiao Yi can't do this kind of thing while people are in danger. Love or going to bed is something you want, and if it's unilateral coercion, it's not interesting.
In addition, Xiao Yi still hasn't figured out why the usually cold Su Lan is so abnormal tonight, it's not logical!
Since Su Lan insisted on this look, Xiao Yi could only nod and agree, he was determined not to be stupid to sleep on the floor, the ground was very cold, if he slept on the ground for a night, maybe everyone would be useless.
"Wait a minute, I'll go to the room and get some quilts out, and you can go brush your teeth. After speaking, Xiao Yi was shocked and sneaked into Ning Yuji's room.
I don't know if Ning Yuzhen is sleeping well now, if she shows up, maybe she thinks Xiao Yi is planning to do something.
It's okay, and when Xiao Yi took Su Lan's quilt out of Ning Yuji's room, Ning Yuzhen was still lying on the bed and sleeping, which made Xiao Yi breathe a sigh of relief.
But as soon as I put the quilt down, I heard a heart-rending vomiting sound coming from the toilet. Xiao Yi hurriedly rushed into the toilet, and at this time Su Lan was holding the toilet and vomiting wildly.
Even when a beautiful woman is drunk and vomits, she can't see anywhere, she is blushing and her neck is thick, and the smell of what she spits out is just as bad.
What's even worse is that Su Lan's body has been vomited by herself, and she is falling to the ground softly at this time and can't get up.
Su Lan looked at Xiao Yi who rushed in and smiled stupidly: "I'm sorry, Xiao Yi, I soiled your toilet." ”
"You're welcome at this time, okay!" Xiao Yi felt that his head was about to explode, and he couldn't get up when he saw Su Lan's appearance, did he want to float others?
To say that Su Lan's body is not sinking, but the key is that there is no place to start!
Holding back the nausea, Xiao Yi reached out and dragged the other party up from the ground, but who knew that Su Lan had a violent reaction again, and a mouthful of vomit spit directly onto Xiao Yi's body.
"Hehe, you're dirty too!" It was obvious that Su Lan was drunk and couldn't tell what was good or bad, and at this time she could still say these words with a smile.
"Xiao Yi, you have to be calm, who hasn't been drunk yet, even if Su Lan vomits on you, you can't act too aggressively. I know you'd love to put Su Lan down the toilet and flush down the drain right now, but you can't, who made her your best friend!"
looked at his body, then looked at Su Lan's body, Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and took off his shirt, and then took off Su Lan's clothes three times and divided them by two!
Xiao Yi felt that Su Lan was so drunk that she couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south anyway, so she shouldn't mind helping her take off her clothes.
If he was awake and knew that his body was full of these vomits, what Su Lan wanted to do should be to strip his clothes from his body.
After doing this, Xiao Yi looked at the pants Su Lan was wearing, gritted his teeth, and reached out to untie the other party's belt.
"What kind of pants does a girl wear without a skirt in the summer? How hard does it make a man take off your pants? Or this kind of tight jeans, it's really exhausting to me!"
Xiao Yi had a lot of daydreams before, he once dreamed that one day he would take off Su Lan's pants with his own hands, what a loving picture, whenever he thought of this place, Xiao Yi would be very excited.
But when it really came to life, I felt different, and now Xiao Yi didn't feel anything other than being tired. What ambiguity, what heartbeat is all nonsense, what Xiao Yi wants to do most is to quickly help Su Lan take off her pants and dispose of the vomit.
"Xiao Yi, you are so bad, how can you take off other people's pants, do you really want to do something to me? Forget it, I don't have the strength and heart to resist now, if you are gentle, you will be cheaper!"
It was obvious that Su Lan, who was drunk, had started talking nonsense now, and she thought that Xiao Yi took off her pants to do that kind of thing with her.
was already tired and sweating profusely, but now when he heard Su Lan say this, Xiao Yi felt even more aggrieved in his heart.
"Shut up, if you dare to say something else, believe it or not, I'll throw you out on the street right now!"
In the end, Su Lan's body was stripped of only underwear and underwear by Xiao Yi, and what was even more amazing was that Xiao Yi didn't want to see Su Lan's **. Because what he has to do next is very serious, how to clean up the toilet, there is too much vomit on the ground!
Xiao Yi returned to the living room and helped Su Lan get a cup of warm sugar water for the other party and said, "You sit in this place obediently and drink water, I want to clean this place." I'll wash your body when I'm done cleaning the toilet, so don't move now!"
Fortunately, Su Lan didn't have anything else wrong with her after she got drunk except for throwing up everywhere, and Xiao Yi started to flush the toilet after seeing that she had stopped. And Su Lan was holding a water cup in her hand at this time, and she was smirking at Xiao Yi working in the toilet.
It took Xiao Yi half an hour to clean the toilet, and when he was about to take a break to clean up for Su Lan, he suddenly felt someone lying on his back.
I only heard Su Lan's voice with an indescribable charm: "Xiao Yi, you are really a good candidate to be a husband, so capable and so good at taking care of people, let me lean on, so comfortable!"
If it was simply leaning on, Xiao Yi would have no opinion, but he had a big opinion about Su Lan's inexplicable taking off of his underwear and leaning in.
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