213 God
"That...... Hello Water God, can I not go up this road to heaven?" Zheng Lei asked cautiously.
"What?" Gonggong's eyes widened, looking at Zheng Lei like an orangutan, and after looking at it for a while, he said: "Others can't ask for it, and when you come to it, you actually say that you won't go up, why are you such a bastard?"
"No, I think it, even if I can get on the road to heaven, I may not be able to really climb to the sky, the person I came before has been on it three times, and I haven't succeeded, my cultivation should not be as good as him, besides, this thing is almost like money, only if you earn it with your own hard work, you can spend it steadily, and you have to spend so much money in plain water, and you have to have a life to spend it." When Zheng Lei spoke, he couldn't help but think of the emperor water world that made him very entangled.
Originally, the success of Dishui Tianxia made him feel that he was no longer a hard-working young man, and he thought that he would at least not have to worry about money in the future, but the current situation is that he has not seen Dishui Tianxia's turnover for a year, and this at least one year's income has fallen into Lin Xi's pocket.
Seeing that the money that belonged to him, he didn't even touch his hands, and it went into someone else's pocket, Zheng Lei didn't feel a good feeling in his heart, so later he often said to himself that if he wanted to make money, he would rely on his own hands, but the emperor water world that had already arrived could only be regarded as a free nest of his own.
No matter how you say it, this emperor water world is also sold by himself, thinking about this, Zheng Lei feels that his future has become a blank, before he graduated, he became a person of other people, everything was taken, and it was such a big deal, he didn't work hard for others, it was a bit unreasonable.
Gonggong looked at Zheng Lei, looked at it carefully, looked at it for a while, smiled heartily, and said: "Good guy, I didn't expect to wait for you to come in a long time, this kind of good errand, not bad, not bad!"
"Huh, you know me?"
"I don't know. ”
"Then why did you say you were waiting for me?"
"I'm waiting for someone to be destined. ”
"So, I'm destined?"
"Of course, you think. ”
"I'll rub it, then you can give me the holy thing. I'm going to go out, and I'm going to save Xiaowan. ”
"What holy relic?"
"It's that half of the painting. ”
"Half a painting, what half a painting?"
"You don't know, then what are you waiting for someone here?"
"Wait until someone is destined to arrive, and then we'll have a drink together. ”
"Do you have such a pain? You have been waiting for me for so many years, and you just want me to have a glass of wine with you?"
"Is there a problem?" asked the co-worker, smiling.
"Uh, no. Zheng Lei swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and said in his heart: Is this a co-worker, how can you say that co-workers are also water gods, this thing looks like there are a few water columns floating around, why doesn't it look like a god?
"Then you say, what should a god look like?" asked Gonggong suddenly put his face in front of Zheng Lei's face.
"Rub it, no, you can hear what I'm thinking?"
"Aren't you like a fart? I'm in your heart, why can't I hear what you're thinking? Gonggong glanced at Zheng Lei with disdain.
"Hey, you're a god, why are you still swearing?" Zheng Lei said depressedly, even more doubting whether this thing was a water god worker.
"I'm a god, so I can't swear?" Co-workers rolled their eyes, then turned around and faced down the mountain, shouting, "I can finally go back!"
"Shanpao, didn't you just wait for me? As for being so excited? Annoyed me, I won't go to drink with you. Zheng Lei looked at the back of the co-worker and said in a low voice.
"Boy, what are you talking about?" Gonggong teleported to Zheng Lei, scared Zheng Lei to the side, and almost fell off the cliff, but fortunately he was pulled by Gonggong at the critical moment, so he didn't fall.
The co-worker pulled Zheng Lei up, looked at him and said, "Boy, you owe me another life." ”
"If you don't scare me, can I jump to the side? If I don't jump to the side, can I be in danger? No, you have to make mental amends to me!" Zheng Lei retorted.
"Who said I scared you? Is it good that you want to jump? If you don't speak ill of me, I can suddenly appear next to you? Who made your mouth skinless!"
Zheng Lei stared at the co-worker, stared at it for a while, and said, "Are you a co-worker?"
"If you say yes, you say no, you don't. "The words of the co-workers are very light.
"What?!So you're not a co-worker, so what are you doing here?"
"I'm waiting for you!"
Zheng Lei squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, facing the crazy co-worker in front of him, Zheng Lei really collapsed, what kind of co-worker is this, it is clearly schizophrenia.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" asked the co-worker when he came to Zheng Lei's side, patted him lightly on the shoulder.
"Don't touch me!" Zheng Lei said angrily.
"What's wrong with me touching you? Are you a woman? Even if you're a woman, it doesn't matter if I touch you, can I drop a piece of meat?" said Gonggong suddenly stood up straight.
"I'm rubbing, how can this thing talk to me in a tone?" Zheng Lei said to himself as he listened to the words of the co-worker.
"It's from you, can you not be like you!" co-workers muttered.
"What?" Zheng Lei suddenly stood up and asked.
"Uh, nothing. ”
"Hey, are you schizophrenic?"
"How do you know? I used to have schizophrenia, but now we're well!" said the co-workers with an amiable smile.
"You?" Zheng Lei was speechless for a while, he returned you, he was completely you, and he said okay.
"Hey, Gonggong, let's go down the mountain, see how yearning you are!" Zheng Lei said helplessly to Gonggong.
When the co-workers heard this, they suddenly came to their senses, stretched out their hands to both sides, and their big waist kept shaking from side to side.
"What are you doing?" I said let's go down the mountain, what are you belly dancing here?" Zheng Lei asked.
"How about you have a little brain? I'm transforming!" said the co-worker.
"I've been defeated by you, and I'm going to transform into the next mountain!" Zheng Lei waited depressedly for the co-worker to twist his waist there.
Gonggong twisted for a moment and shouted, "Transform!" Suddenly the nine water dragons around him all burrowed into his body, and then a crackling sound came from his body.
Zheng Lei was shocked to hear this voice, but Gonggong didn't feel anything.
After a while, the co-workers turned into a red-haired snake with a human face.
"Why do you look like this? Zheng Lei looked at the co-worker in front of him, reached out and touched his red hair and said.
"Then what do you think the god of water should look like?"
"I don't know!
"Don't panic, I haven't called the mount yet. ”
"You still have mounts?"
"You're a bit of an IQ, aren't you? Have you ever seen a god who doesn't have a mount?" said Co-Worker as he curled up his index finger and put it in his mouth.
A long "whoosh" sound came from the mouth of the co-worker, and this sound seemed to be able to penetrate everything, and in this world of snow, snow and ice, it spread to the distance.
"Are you riding a red rabbit or a Lu?" asked Zheng Lei for no reason.
"Ride your sister! I'm a dignified water god, and I'm not good at riding a horse!" said Gonggong Bai with a glance.
Zheng Lei's face is full of black lines, this water god is too watery, right? Although this place is called his own heart, but it can't everything be the same as his temperament? He scolds at every turn, if he Zheng Lei scolds himself, he doesn't feel anything, but from the mouth of the person in front of him who is called a co-worker, it is indescribably awkward.
The whistle of the co-workers came far away, and gradually disappeared in the vast snowy sky. Then Zheng Lei smiled and said, "Stupid, right?
Gonggong ignored Zheng Lei, took a step forward gently, and stood on the edge of the cliff, with his hands behind his back, his eyes staring at the vast world in front of him.
At this moment, Zheng Lei suddenly felt that the co-workers in front of him were really water god co-workers, and the momentum that overcame the heavens and the earth on his body was by no means something that could be imitated with a single action.
In the distant sky, a hole was suddenly torn open, and a black shadow came out of there, rushing towards Zheng Lei and them.
Gonggong turned his head and smiled lewdly, and said, "Boy, do you see? Brother's mount is on call! It's not comparable to the broken horse you imagined!"
"You're smiling so obscenely! Now that you're here, let's go. Zheng Lei looked up at the black shadow flying rapidly from a distance, and he actually hoped to see what this black shadow was.
In just a few breaths, the black shadow arrived in front of Zheng Lei, the huge head, just a head, comparable to a small house, the two dark and shiny horns on the head told Zheng Lei that such a huge thing in front of him was a black dragon.
"Black Dragon, your mount is a Black Dragon?"
Gonggong nodded proudly and said, "Of course, how about it? Let's go, I'll treat you, you don't need to pay for the ticket." ”
"What? You're going to have to pay for the ticket too?"
"I learned from you!" said the co-worker casually, then reached for the black dragon's horns.
"What are you doing!" the black dragon suddenly opened his mouth to say.
Gonggong was startled, jumped back, looked at the huge black dragon in front of him, and slowly asked, "Aren't you Xiao Hei?"
"Xiao Hei went out with his girlfriend!" The black dragon's voice was like a gust of wind, blowing Zheng Lei's clothes to the sound of hunting.
"Hahaha......" Zheng Lei suddenly burst into laughter, holding his stomach and pointing at the co-worker and said: "This is your mount......?
Gonggong's face was a little unbearable, and he said to the black dragon: "You send a message to Xiao Hei, saying that I am going down the mountain, and ask him to come back and send me off quickly." ”
After hearing this, the black dragon didn't have any expression, his huge body slowly squirmed, and turned his head away.
"Hey, this is the water god's mount, tsk, and I went to find a girlfriend, it really blinded my 12K titanium alloy dog eyes!" Zheng Lei said proudly.
"What? Are you a dog's eye? Why don't I know? Do you think I'm low?"
"Go! too lazy to talk to you!"
The co-worker also turned his face to the side, and continued to look at the distant world with his eyes.
The two of them stood quietly in the ice and snow, and after waiting for a long time, a black dragon finally flew slowly from the sky.
Gonggong's eyes lit up and he said, "Boy, here!"
Zheng Lei looked too strictly, and saw a black dragon in the sky that was much smaller than just now flying slowly, and in flight, the dragon seemed to be still yawning.
"Is this your mount?" Zheng Lei asked.
The co-worker said proudly: "Yes! This time it was right!"
"This is too small, isn't it? It's not as big as a horse!" Zheng Lei said as he stretched out his head and looked into the distance.
"No, I've measured it, it's twice as long as a horse!"
Zheng Lei retracted his head, looked at the co-worker and asked, "Then when the big dragon appeared just now, why did you say that it was your own mount?"
"I thought he was growing up!" said the co-worker, a little dissatisfied.
The black dragon finally flew in front of them, fell to the ground, yawned deeply, and then lazy again, and said, "You called me?"
The co-worker came to him and said, "Yes, I'm going down the mountain." ”
"Is it real or fake this time?" said the black dragon's face with distrust.
"Of course it's true! And you can take him with you. Gonggong said and pointed at Zheng Lei.
The black dragon tilted his head slightly, glanced at Zheng Lei, and said, "Why are you as ugly as you?"
"I rub it, the mount also dislikes the ugly master?" Zheng Lei said in surprise.
"Why can't the mount dislike the master's ugliness?" said the black dragon dissatisfied, then shook his body and said, "For the sake of you not calling me for so long, I will reluctantly send you down." ”
When Gonggong heard this, he hurriedly pulled Zheng Lei and jumped on the back of the black dragon, but unexpectedly, the black dragon's feet were weak and almost fell the two of them.
"What's wrong with you, your foot hurts?" asked the co-worker worriedly.
The black dragon said disapprehantly, "Didn't Da Hei tell you? I went to find my girlfriend yesterday." ”
"And what happened to your feet? She beat you?" asked the co-worker.
"It's terrible to be uneducated!" the black dragon shook his head, sighed and said, "I didn't sleep all night last night, understand?" and then his body shook, and the two of them rushed towards the bottom of the mountain.
"I'll go, why are you running?" Zheng Lei said a little depressed.
"I'll take you down the mountain, how can you do it without running?" said the black dragon as he ran.
"In my impression, dragons are all flying, why are you running? Aren't you a dragon?" asked Zheng Lei.
"Didn't I tell you! I didn't sleep all night last night! Hey! I have no culture, it's terrible!"
Zheng Lei muttered in his heart, what kind of thing is this? Suddenly, a schizophrenic water god appeared, not to mention, and then there was a black dragon who slept with his girlfriend and slept softly, why is all this so painful?
However, although this black dragon can't fly, but the speed of his wild run is not covered, Zheng Lei climbed all the way to the halfway point of this mountain, and I don't know how long it took, but the way down the mountain, at the foot of the black dragon, is like riding a rocket, and it didn't take long for him to rush to the foot of the mountain.