214 God's mount

The world under the mountain, and Zheng Lei saw on the mountain is fundamentally different, he doesn't know what the reason is, when he was on the mountain, he clearly saw the world under the mountain, there are many people there to control the water, he also took it for granted that he was going to meet Dayu, but now to the bottom of the mountain, only to find that the world under the mountain is not the same thing.

"Where is this?" Zheng Lei looked at the vast world in front of him, there was a blur everywhere, and he could barely see anything clearly.

"Your world. Co-workers said.

"My world?" Zheng Lei thought for a moment and continued to ask, "What do you mean?"

"Your world is your world, what else can it mean?" Gonggong pulled Zheng Lei down from the black dragon, and then the black dragon didn't even say hello, and left directly, don't look at him when he went down the mountain, he ran all the way, but when it was time to leave, he flew away with a swish, and disappeared into the sky in the blink of an eye.

For this speechless mount, Zheng Lei could only selectively ignore it.

"Then what are you doing in my world?" Zheng Lei asked.

"I'm already in your world. Co-workers stretched and said.

"Then I finally climbed up the mountain, what are you taking me down for?"

"Oh, forgot, it's time for me to go home, goodbye!"

"What? You're leaving?"

"yes, I'm going home!"

"Then what are you bringing me down for?"

"You want to come down yourself, what are you doing with me?"

"Didn't you come down with you because you had to invite me to drink? I finally managed to climb halfway!" Zheng Lei was a little angry, this water god who was completely speechless was simply here to ask for his life.

Gonggong scratched his head, looked at Zheng Lei and said, "Did he tell you just now that he wanted to invite you to drink?"

"It's you! You said you wanted to invite me to drink just now!" Zheng Lei said in an angry manner.

"Oops, you're mistaken, now we're fine, he just said he was going to invite you to drink!" said the co-worker with a serious face.

"Okay, even if he said it, then you call him out now!"

"I'm sorry, I can't. ”

"Huh? Why?"

"Because the mountain and the mountain are two worlds, on the mountain he is awake, and under the mountain, I am awake, understand?"

Zheng Lei slapped his forehead and said depressedly: "Oh, I'm going to be angry with you!

"That's what you said, then I'm leaving. The co-worker said, making a gesture of preparing to leave.

Zheng Lei looked at the mountain that was inserted into the sky angrily, and his heart hurt, he finally climbed to the mountain, and was fooled by such a schizophrenic god, if this water god is really a co-worker, then he is not very aggrieved and panicked, but the schizophrenic goods in front of him are obviously not the legendary water god co-workers.

"Hey, I'm leaving!" the co-worker shouted at Zheng Lei.

"You hurry up, I'm sad to see you!" Zheng Lei said without looking back.

Gonggong dodged, came to Zheng Lei's side, and said, "Hey, boy, we haven't drunk our wine yet, do you want to drink it?"

"You're back again?" Zheng Lei's eyes lit up and he asked.

"Of course, although we are all right, he is a madman, you don't have to pay attention to him!" said the co-worker.

"You're not necessarily any better!" Zheng Lei complained, and then said: "Then let's go quickly, I really have something to do, waiting to save people, human life is at stake, you know?"

"I know, how can you save people if you don't drink?"

"What does my drinking have to do with saving people?"

"You have to drink to save people, and if you want to save people, you have to drink, why doesn't it matter?"

"You were kicked in the head by a donkey, I can save people if I don't drink!"

"Okay, then you go and save it!" said the co-worker, spreading his hands.

Zheng Lei glared at Gonggong angrily, turned around and walked towards the mountain.

"Hey, you mountain cannon, it's hard to come down, why do you want to go up?" the co-worker shouted behind Zheng Lei.

"You are only a mountain cannon! Lao Tzu finally went up, and you fooled him down!" Zheng Lei said angrily.

"Didn't you say you shouldn't go up to the sky?"

"I said that, but I didn't say I wasn't going to save people. Zheng Lei continued to walk forward.

The co-worker caught up and said: "Didn't I tell you, if you want to save people, you have to drink with me, and after drinking, you can go through this level, otherwise you will keep wandering in this level, how stupid!"

"I'll wipe it! You said okay earlier!" Zheng Lei pulled up the co-worker and ran all the way.

"Hey, where are you going?" Gonggong was staggered by Zheng Lei.

Zheng Lei roared as he ran: "Go to your house!"

"I'm not here!" said the co-worker.

Zheng Lei stopped and looked at the road in front of him, there was only one way, either up the mountain or down the mountain. Depressed, he turned his head and stared at the co-worker and asked, "Where is your home?"

Gonggong weakly pointed to the towering mountain.

"Ah......h

"What's wrong?" said Gonggong with a look of grievance.

Zheng Lei ignored the co-workers and walked in stride.

Seeing that Zheng Lei was about to step on the mountain road again, Gonggong hurriedly rushed to Zheng Lei's side and grabbed him.

"What are you doing?" Zheng Lei asked angrily.

"I think you're about to go the wrong way. ”

Zheng Lei sat on the ground angrily and shouted, "What kind of trouble are you doing? Where is your house?"

"The bottom of this mountain. Co-workers said.

Zheng Lei looked at the other end of the road, and he almost cried, "I'll wipe your sister!" You will say that you are on the mountain, and you will say that you are at the bottom of the mountain, where is it?"

Gonggong stretched out his left hand, clenched it into a fist, then stretched out his right hand, pressed it down with five fingers, buckled it on top of his left hand, and said, "Under the mountain!"

"I'll go!" Zheng Lei let out a sigh of relief, stood up and said to the co-workers, "Let's go." ”

Gonggong smiled, pulled Zheng Lei and walked towards the mountain one by one.

"It's so ugly for you to walk!" Zheng Lei looked at the arched co-workers and struck.

The co-worker was not annoyed, but said proudly: "As far as I know, there are few handsome people who are more handsome than me!"

Zheng Lei looked at the co-worker speechlessly, trembling all over, and said in his heart: So handsome.

Gonggong turned his head and bared his teeth, and said with a smile: "Thank you!"

Suddenly, Zheng Lei's head was covered with black lines.

The two quarreled all the way, and finally came to the home of the co-worker.

Zheng Lei looked at the cave in front of him and said depressedly: "Wouldn't it be better for you to directly say that your home is in a cave at the bottom of the mountain! Or if you bring me here directly, why waste so much of my time?"

Gonggong shook his head and said: "The so-called fate is fate, and only people with fate can drink my wine!"

"Don't get scared, hurry up and take out the wine, I have to save people after drinking!" Zheng Lei said.

The co-worker scratched his scalp a little unsatisfactorily and said, "Oops, I forgot where I put the wine." ”

"I'll go, can you be normal?" Zheng Lei said depressedly.

The co-worker said in confusion: "We're all right, listen to normal." ”

"Okay, I know you're all right, hurry up, if you forget, look for it quickly!" After saying that, Zheng Lei began to look for it himself.

Gonggong tilted his head and thought for a while, but he couldn't figure out where he put the wine, so he slowly looked for it with a head full of questions.

After looking for a long time, Gonggong suddenly patted his head, ready to speak, but stopped talking, and looked at Zheng Lei weakly.

Zheng Lei felt something was wrong when he saw it, and said weakly: "Did you forget it on the mountain?"

The co-worker nodded slightly.

Zheng Lei broke out directly, stretched out his hand and slapped Gonggong's head, and shouted: "You are a pure natural broom star! You are a super wonderful! Your head is squeezed by the door, right? Such an important thing, why do you want to move him to the mountain?"

The co-worker touched his head pitifully and said, "I haven't exercised for a long time, I want to exercise my body, so I ......"

"Exercise a lot! You exercise with wine, are you sick?" Zheng Lei roared.

"I'm cured...... Gonggong said weakly.

"You ......" Zheng Lei raised his hand and put it down helplessly.

At this time, there was a sudden loud bang outside the cave, and Gonggong and Zheng Lei glanced at each other and rushed outside together.

Before they reached the entrance of the cave, the falling stones caused by the landslide in front of them blocked the way out of the road.

Huge rocks blocked the entire cave.

"What's going on?" Zheng Lei asked.

The co-worker shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

"Hey, are you inside?" a voice came from outside.

"Who?" Zheng Lei asked Gonggong in a low voice.

The co-worker looked outside and said, "It seems to be Xiao Hei's voice." ”

"Blackie, your mount, the Black Dragon?"

"Hmm!"

Zheng Lei grabbed Gonggong's neck and shouted: "You two are too weird, aren't you? What are you doing trapping me here? You don't know what I'm going to save people? What about the wine? The entrance to the cave is blocked, how can you get out?"

The co-worker only coughed when he was pinched, pulled Zheng Lei's hands away, and said breathlessly: "It's not what you imagined, in fact, I don't ......drink this wine."

"I'll wipe it! You said earlier, hurry up, where is the next pass?"

"You're not over yet. Co-workers said.

"Didn't you say you didn't drink alcohol?"

"You didn't let me finish, I said that it is absolutely impossible to drink this wine. ”

Zheng Lei was so angry that he wanted to bang his head against the wall, but he heard the co-workers shouting outside the cave: "Xiao Hei, what are you doing here?"

"You mountain cannon, what are you doing on the mountain? I saw it on the way back, so I brought it down. Xiao Hei said outside.

"Look, I'll just say it's okay, Xiao Hei brought the wine down. Gonggong said proudly.

Zheng Lei looked at the blocked cave in front of him and said, "The wine was brought down, but you have to go out to drink it, right?"

The co-worker smiled and said, "Okay, I'll help you this time." After that, he raised his head and yelled at the outside of the cave, "Xiao Hei, find a way to open the cave!"

"I can't help it!" Xiao Hei said directly outside the cave.

"How could you not help it? If you don't get out of the way, I'll say the summoning spell!"

"Oh, are you bothered? I just ate something, but I haven't digested it, so I'll come back when I go back and digest it." Xiao Hei said, his voice was already a little far away.

When Gonggong heard Xiao Hei's voice a little far away, he hurriedly raised two fingers and silently recited the incantation in his mouth.

Xiao Hei's voice sounded again: "Can you rest in peace?" I said that I just had dinner, can you let me rest for a while?

"If you don't get out of the way, I'll keep reading!" shouted the co-worker.

"Oh, why are you so mountainous, don't read it, it's going to happen again!"

"I'll read it, I'll read it!" said the co-worker as he continued to chant the incantation in his mind.

Boom~, with a loud bang, a huge wave of air directly blasted the boulder blocking the cave from the outside of the cave.

The huge wave of qi rushed Zheng Lei and Gonggong up at once, slammed on the wall, and then fell to the ground fiercely.

This collision almost knocked Zheng Lei over, holding his breath in his heart and almost not relieving himself, he fell to the ground, he got up with difficulty, exhaled a breath, and took a deep breath.

I just sucked it and almost fainted. Hurriedly pinched his nose and asked, "What kind of smell is this? Why does it stink?"

Gonggong also pinched his nose with one hand, and kept fanning around with the other hand, and when he heard Zheng Lei speak, he opened his mouth and said quickly: "Xiao Hei farted!"

"What?dragon fart?Your sister, what's wrong with me today?Why did you encounter such a strange thing?Who else in the world has smelled a dragon fart?" Zheng Lei pinched his nose and scolded as he ran out of the cave.

Running out of the cave in one breath, Zheng Lei gasped, directly in front of the cave, Xiao Hei, who had become more than ten times larger, stood at the entrance of the cave with his back to Zheng Lei, standing with three paws, and rubbing his stomach with one paw, which made people laugh, he gently rubbed his stomach and muttered: "It's so comfortable, it's so comfortable......"

"Comfortable your sister! Smoke Lao Tzu to death!" Zheng Lei scolded in his heart.

Xiao Hei rubbed his stomach intently, not noticing that Zheng Lei had just come out of the hole.

"Poof~" A shockwave reappeared in Xiao Hei's ass again, not as powerful as before, but just as powerful.

Zheng Lei covered his nose and rushed out of the range of the dragon's fart, and ran all the way to the front of Xiao Hei, and at this time, the co-workers also arrived in front of Xiao Hei.

"Blackie, what have you eaten?" asked the co-worker worriedly.

Zheng Lei scolded in his heart: "Your sister, I was almost smoked to death, you don't ask me, you still care about what your mount eats." ”

Gonggong turned his head to look at Zheng Lei and said, "I said that I can hear the voice in your heart, so don't scold in your heart, it's like thunder, it's really ugly!"

Xiao Hei shivered all over, let out a series of farts, and then his body began to get smaller, and returned to the size of when he went down the mountain.

The co-worker reached out and patted Xiao Hei's head and said, "Okay, you can go back." ”

Xiao Hei turned his head to look at Zheng Lei, his feet moved, and he disappeared into the sky in an instant.

Then the co-worker looked at Zheng Lei and said, "Okay, the wine is down, you can drink it, and you can pass the customs after drinking." ”