Now let's introduce our fat prince. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The prince's name is Fuyan, he was canonized as the prince at birth, and he has been loved by thousands of people since he was a child, and he can get whatever he wants, but since he was six years old when he snatched a little boy's lotus pod in the imperial garden, his life has taken a big turn, and he can't think of anything.

What happened was that that day, when he was excited to take the lotus canopy to honor the Queen Mother, he unexpectedly met the eight-year-old Qiao Yang, in the queen mother's back garden, Qiao Yang took away the lotus pod in his hand, and slapped him hard, forcing him to call him sister.

He is His Royal Highness the Prince, how can he suffer this humiliation, so he went to sue the Queen Mother, who knows that the Queen Mother, who usually treats him as a baby, said that he was messing around, Qiao Yang is such a lovely young lady, how can she bully him, and scold him for lying since he was a child, how to convince the people of the world in the future!

When the Queen Mother scolded the prince, Qiao Yang was held in the arms of the Queen Mother and smiled sadly at the prince, as if to say that bullying my sister is such an end, it's better for me to remember!

Qiao Yang's laughter has appeared thousands of times in the prince's nightmares since then, he often wakes up in the middle of the night with itchy teeth, and half of his face that has been slapped by Qiao Yang often hurts inexplicably, and it has been hurting for many, many years.

The prince went to ask the Taifu, how can he bully people older than him, the Taifu told him that as long as he practices martial arts, not to mention a person older than him, it is a group of people, and he also bullies him, the prince said that he wants to practice martial arts, and the Taifu can't ask for it, he has already seen that the prince is a rare martial arts genius!

It turns out that Taifu is very discerning, the prince began to practice martial arts at the age of six, and when he was eight years old, he was able to let go of the sword guards around him, and when he was ten years old, his personal guard Jian Gui could only fight with him to a draw, but the ten-year-old prince was very dissatisfied, because Qiao Yang, who was two years older than him, could easily put down Jian Gui, which showed that Qiao Yang was still better than him!

The prince is not convinced, he is not in a good mood, he feels empty in body and mind when he is in a bad mood, and he wants to fill it with food when he is empty in body and mind, so in addition to practicing martial arts, the prince has another hobby: eating! Every time he loses a challenge with Qiao Yang, he buries himself in eating, so in less than two years, the prince feeds himself round.

The round prince, it was no longer easy to pick up the sword, gun and arrow, he said to the prince that he wanted to change the weapon, the prince pondered for a long time, and finally changed a pair of leather whips to the prince, the prince found that the leather whip was really good, and the strength that could eat him into the stomach volatilized to the fullest, so he worked the leather whip, and also created a set of hidden knife whip method in the smile, which was specially used to deal with Qiao Yang. But although his whipping technique became more and more powerful, it was difficult to find Qiao Yang to challenge.

Since he was twelve years old, Qiao Yang seemed to deliberately avoid him, and he always staggered the time with him when he went to the Queen Mother, and he couldn't meet Qiao Yang for two years in a row. If he can't touch it, he can't be a prince who has to worry about the of his childhood with a girl, what makes him crazy is that everything he likes on the Queen Mother's side will always be given by Qiao Yang's various soft grinding, but he is more and more out of favor in front of the Queen Mother, and even often scolded.

Since the prince turned fourteen, he fell in love with going to the streets of the capital to practice his sword and whip in his smile, riding on a horse, and waving the long whip gave him a kind of pleasure in crisscrossing the battlefield, although it was not a battlefield.

This time on the street, he actually met Qiao Yang, but the road is really narrow, you must know that the three whips are the most proud whip method he created, but who knows that he was easily dodged by Qiao Yang, what does this mean? It shows that his kung fu has made no progress in the past few years, and he still can't fight Qiao Yang! Also, where did the beautiful man who fixed his whip come out, even if he is good-looking, his kung fu is still so superb, why God has given all kinds of good things to others, it's so unfair!

The fat prince coughed and sighed on the horse, how to think about it, and was ready to go back to the palace in frustration.

As he passed by the Temple of the City God, the prince suddenly saw someone on the roof of a nearby house waving to him. looked at it and recognized it, but it was the beautiful man who fixed his whip!

"You wait, I'll go and go back. "The prince said to the little rash and the royal warrior.

"Prince, where are you going?"

"Prince Ben, don't you feel at ease, if I don't bully people, no one will dare to bully me, you are also waiting here, you are not allowed to come over. ”

What else did the little rash want to say, but the prince ran away early.

The prince has been following the beautiful man, and the beautiful man's leaping posture attracted the prince, and he thought that if he had such a ability, he would wake up with a smile in his dreams.

The beautiful man stopped in a forest, turned around and looked at the prince who came up, just like he was looking at how a fish should be cut.

"Hey, this prince won't settle accounts with you, you can teach me kung fu, how can I fly around. "The fat prince got straight to the point.

"My name is not Hey, my name is Nanmen Wumang. Fatty, what's your name?" Of course, Nanmen Wumang knew that he was the crown prince, but he was not happy to call the other party that.

"What kind of attitude do you have, don't you know that I am the prince? Forget it, it's not good to be a prince, there are too many troubles. My name is Fuyan, there is no mang at the south gate, from now on, this prince hires you as the master of this prince, kneel down and thank you. ”

"I can teach you kung fu, I want me to kneel to you, unless you can beat me, otherwise you will go back to wash and sleep, and dream!"

"Are you really willing to teach me?" the fat prince's eyes lit up, and he didn't care about the rudeness of the south gate.

"Your qualifications are too good, I can't help but teach you, but you have to give me a little favor and teach you a trick to tattoo a thousand taels of silver. ”

"No problem, let's get started. The prince rubbed his hands together.

"Cashier first!"

"How can this prince bring silver with him, Master Nanmen, don't worry, your silver is indispensable. Hurry up, this prince is still in a hurry to return to the palace, you teach me kung fu first. ”

"I don't have a mang, I don't give credit at the south gate. ”

"How is this a good ......?"

The prince spun in place.

"That piece of jade around your neck is good, I can consider making a mortgage. ”

"You can see this!" The prince did have a piece of jade around his neck, called Fuyu Jade, which was carved into the shape of a fish, and he had never left it since he was born. The Fu Yu Jade is almost half the size of a palm, and the fat prince is close to the neck, so he puts the rope long, so he wears several layers of clothes, and he can't see the jade from the outside.

"Fatty, I'm in a hurry, if you can't bear it, just act like we haven't met. "The south gate is full of mangs, and he is leaving.

"Don't, I'm reluctant. "The fat prince is actually reluctant, although he has always disliked this piece of jade, but after all, he can touch it every day when he opens and closes his eyes, and he leaves for a while, as if he is missing a piece of meat on his body. However, in order to beat Qiao Yang one day, the fat prince gritted his teeth, decisively took it down, and handed it to Nanmen Wumang.

"Well, it's a good piece of jade, the craftsmanship is exquisite, the jade is of high quality, and it can be worth a thousand taels. "Nanmen Wumang took the piece of jade and weighed it.

"Master Nanmen, teach me kung fu. "The prince is a little anxious, if he goes back late, the queen will chatter again.

"What do you want to learn?"

"Just like you, the eaves walk the wall! and...... Objectification!"

"It's very simple to learn light skills, you go back to lose weight, as long as your belly shrinks by half, you can fly. In addition, I will teach you another set of internal exercises, you get up every day when you are ugly, practice on the roof for an hour, persevere, with your qualifications, after three or four years, you can also settle things in the air. At the moment, Nanmen Wumang said dozens of mantras.

"Well, I remember. The fat prince looked clear.

"The qualifications are really good, I can remember them after saying it once. Okay, see you next time, remember to bring enough silver to redeem your jade. The south gate laughed loudly and rushed to the sky.

"With the heart against the qi, the anger walks the four remains, with the eyes to watch the breath, the breath is clear, if there is no ......" The fat prince recited the mantra taught to him by Wumang at the south gate all the way, and the more he read it, the happier he became, and he had already left his Fuyu jade behind, and even forgot when to redeem the silver.

After meeting with the little rash, the fat prince looked proud.

"Your Highness, what's going on, look at what makes you happy!" the little rash stepped forward.

The little rash is not small, it is not small, and it is old enough, old enough for the fat prince to call him grandpa, but the fat prince likes to call him a small rash, because the little rash's face is full of dense small rashes.

The prince forgot about the eunuchs in the palace and forgot about it, except for the little rash, that face was too distinctive! The prince began to remember and let the little rash be a close eunuch, at that time the little rash was just an ordinary old eunuch, and he was not treated well everywhere, and after following the prince, he could be said to be soaring, except for the big eunuch Longqi, the other colleagues had to respectfully call him a rash when they saw him! The rash was trusted by the prince, and he did his best, and the relationship between him and the prince was like a fish in water.

"I've met a master, little rash, it won't be long before this prince can defeat Qiao Yang's mother-in-law, hum, Xiao Nizi will fight with me!"

"Congratulations to the prince, congratulations to the prince!" Xiao Rash's old face smiled into an old chrysanthemum, when the master is happy, the slave should be even happier than the master, this is the way of the rash master to be a slave for decades.

"Alright, let's go back to the palace quickly. ”

When he arrived at the Qianwu Gate, the prince was about to go in, when an old fat man came out of the Qianwu Gate.

"Oh...... Isn't this Lord Xian!" the little rash hurriedly stepped forward and made a gesture.

The old fat man's name is Xian Zhushou, a civil official of the third grade, and he is currently a bachelor of Hanlin.

"Oh...... It's the rash master, the rash is auspicious, the prince is auspicious!" "Xianzhu Shou first auspicious the rash master, and then the auspicious prince, scared the rash master so that his face turned blue, this master and servant have been reversed, what kind of system.

"Where is the old fat man, get out of the way, this prince wants to go in. "The fat prince is not a fool, give him a face, he still has a face!

"Hehe, His Royal Highness the Prince, please, but it's not easy to enter this Qianwu Gate on a horse, the threshold is high, be careful to fold the horse's hooves. After saying this, Xian Zhushou walked away.

"What's his name?" The fat prince was angry, daring to be arrogant in front of him Except for Qiao Yang, this person is the second!

"The prince is angry, don't be angry!" the little rash looked embarrassed.

"I ask you, what is his name, and what kind of official is he?"

"He is a bachelor of Hanlin, his name is Xian Zhushou, I heard that this Lord Xian is about to be promoted to privy envoy, many people are talking to him, Lord Xian is now a popular person in front of the emperor!"

"It turned out to be a salty pig's hand, hum!" The fat prince was still somewhat jealous of the red people in front of his father, he was on fire in his heart, he couldn't say anything outside, and he was about to cross the Qianwu Gate when he hit the horse.

The horse didn't know what was wrong today, and suddenly refused to enter at the door, the fat prince had a fire in his stomach, and the horse couldn't get along with him, he was annoyed, and took a horse reins fiercely, and shook the horse's butt with a whip, the prince's whip was not an ordinary horse whip, and the horse's buttocks immediately had a bloody wound.

"Woo yo yo ......" the horse screamed in pain, unable to, could only barely cross the threshold, the two front hooves were over, but the two hind hooves had just left the ground, the front hooves suddenly crooked, the whole horse's body went forward, and fell on the dry noon door.

Of course, the fat prince is not good, the whole person turned upside down, fortunately he has a martial arts foundation, so he will not fall too badly, but it is not much better, the big fat butt hit the bluestone road solidly, and the numbness and blunt pain extended from the ass to the brain, and the prince bared his teeth.

"Your Highness...... Damn it, the slave didn't take care of you!" The little rash burst into tears of fright, and hurriedly went up to help the prince up.

"Don't touch me, let me sit for a while. "As soon as the fat prince moved, his ass hurt hotly.

"Quick, go and call the Imperial Doctor!" the little rash ordered the two royal warriors.

"Okay, what's the imperial doctor, don't call it. ”

"Your Highness, your wound can be healed. "Little Rash didn't understand what the prince meant.

"If I can't scream, I can't scream, little rash, you're getting more and more disobedient!" the prince's eyes widened.

"Where dare the minions, isn't this worrying about you. Oh, prince, where's the jade on your neck?" the little rash helped rub the prince's sore buttocks, and leaned closer, only to notice that the red rope used to hang the jade was missing from the prince's neck, and he was shocked as if he had been struck by lightning.