"Yes, where's my jade? damn salty pig hands, this wrestling ......" The prince didn't want to say that his jade was given to Nanmen Wumang as collateral. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Oh, this ...... How is this good, why are you still standing, why don't you find jade for the prince quickly!"

At that time, the bluestone pavement of Qianwumen was as clean as washing, not to mention such a big piece of jade, and even half a grain of dust could not be found.

The fat prince's buttocks were not so painful, he slowly straightened up with a sigh, and said to the little rash: "You guys look for it slowly, this prince is going to see the queen mother." Little rash, you remember it for me, the queen mother wants to ask, and you will say that the prince was cursed by the salty pig's hand, and as a result, the jade was lost, and the rest of the words are not allowed to be mentioned!"

"The slave listens to the prince!" At this time, the face of the little rash turned into a chrysanthemum again, but a bitter chrysanthemum.

The fat prince went all the way to the queen's Kunci Palace, and the eunuchs and palace maids on the road snickered in their hearts when they saw his virtue, scolding that they deserved it. This fat prince usually doesn't want to see anyone, he is in a bad mood, he catches whoever he catches on the road to practice, and beats a light one, and a few of the heavy ones have been beaten into waste, there may be any way, he is the prince, he is the future emperor, even if he is killed, he can only blame himself for his bad life.

Passing by the Imperial Garden, the prince leaned down on a flower pond to take a breath.

At this time, there are still a few lotus flowers in the lotus pond, and a few scattered late-maturing lotus canopies, the prince looked at the anger in his heart, it was here that he robbed a little boy's lotus pod, causing him to be humiliated and fall out of favor, and when he became the emperor, the first thing was to fill this lotus pond!

"Phew!" the prince spat into the lotus pond.

"Hmph, naïve!" suddenly came a sneer from behind the prince.

"Who's fat!"

As soon as he turned around, the prince saw a fat man who was about the same age as himself, holding a little pig in one hand and a lotus pod in the other, looking at him gloatingly.

"What kind of fat man are you!" the fat man laughed evilly.

"Bunny, this fat man is the ...... of the day I'm bah, I'm the prince of this dynasty, who are you, dare to talk to this prince in this tone!"

"Who am I will let you know sooner or later!" the fat man said and threw the lotus pod in his hand onto the prince's big fleshy face, and a few lotus pod prints were firmly printed.

"Stop!" when the prince could speak, the fat man holding the little pig suddenly disappeared.

The prince grinned, rubbing his ass with one hand and his face with the other, the fat man's figure so fast was really incredible, how could he be like a ghost, inexplicably appeared and disappeared inexplicably?

It's so unpleasant, no, you have to find out the origin of the fat man, and if you succeed in the future, you must find this damn fat man for revenge!

The prince couldn't care about the pain on his upper and lower faces, and chased after the fat man where he had disappeared. It was a large bush of wisteria flowers, tangled vines and shady branches. When the prince went around, behind the vines were a few tall sycamores, and after the sycamore was a rockery stone pavilion, behind the pavilion was a white wall, where to see half a figure!

Could it be that the fat man climbed over the wall?

Behind the wall is the sleeping palace of the awakening concubine called Yuehua Palace, the awakening concubine is the emperor's most unfavored concubine, can be a concubine, just because she can heal the wounds, the emperor has any illness, go to her Yuehua Palace to ensure that it is good, so, in addition to being sick, the emperor rarely stepped into the Yuehua Palace.

The crown prince has seen the awakening concubine, she looks ugly, and her voice is also ugly, not only is she inconspicuous in the harem of many emperors, but she even has the urge to beat her up after a few more glances, it is not her fault that she looks ugly, and a woman who has become an emperor really shouldn't be! Moreover, she was canonized as a concubine, and her status is only lower than that of the queen in the world!

Concubine Xing is also self-aware, she stays in the palace on weekdays and rarely goes out, and she doesn't interact with other concubines, in this harem, she is an extremely indifferent person, so indifferent that she can almost be ignored and forgotten.

The prince thought for a long time, and finally climbed the white wall, and while climbing the wall, he recited the mantra taught to him by Wumang at the south gate, and adjusted the internal breath with the mantra: "Return to qi with yuan, control the form with qi, breathe inside the form, and let the governor follow the ......"

Reading and reading, the prince found that his fat body had a sense of lightness, and his ears and eyes became more and more clear, he jumped from the wall to the courtyard of Yuehua Palace, and did not make a sound when he landed!

The prince shook his head, he was very proud in his heart, with his understanding, I am afraid that it will not take three or four years to be done!

The front yard of Yuehua Palace is very ordinary, there are only a few common flowers and plants, and there are no palace maids and eunuchs on duty at the palace gate, and the huge courtyard is empty, so quiet that people are drowsy.

Strange, can't sleep! The fat prince fluttered his big round head, he was here to find someone, this was not his palace, but he was not going back to the palace to sleep. The prince recited the mantra of Nanmen Wumang again, and the breath in his abdomen ran with the mantra, and the sleepiness was suddenly gone. Hey, this mantra is really magical! The prince tiptoed towards the Yuehua Palace.

When he came to the gate of the palace, he saw that there was no one in the palace, so he raised his foot and stepped in.

The furnishings in the Yuehua Palace are simple and simple, nothing new to see, the prince continued to walk inside, and saw that there was a door open behind the palace, he flashed over, but this flash, it actually made his feet off the ground, if it wasn't indoors, I'm afraid he could fly!

The prince shouted in his heart and walked out of the door.

Behind the door is a courtyard, but the scale is much smaller than the front yard, the difference is that all kinds of strange flowers and plants are planted in it, and the prince has not seen it. These princes didn't want to look at it, he didn't like any flowers and plants, and he didn't know what was special about these flowers and plants, so he only continued the game of mantras with himself, jumping forward in the flowers, and finally reached the middle of the courtyard, learning the action just now and turning sideways, and sure enough, his feet were off the ground again, and his body flew diagonally forward. This flight, straight flew half of the yard, but unfortunately fell to the opposite side of the yard and did not stop, the whole person hit the opposite side of the courtyard on the pillar, bang, the fat prince's head hit a solid one.

"It's you pig!" "The fat man who had seen it in the imperial garden before appeared inexplicably, still holding the little pig, when the word pig was scolded, the little pig purred a few times in protest, and the fat man stroked the piglet's pig head apologetically, "Little girl, don't talk about you, you are a little girl, not a pig." ”

"Dead fatty, you're really here!" the prince rubbed his stunned head.

"Of course I'm here, and I've always been here. ”

"This is the sleeping palace of the awakening concubine, who are you?"

"Don't worry, one day you will know who I am, but when you do, you will regret it!" the fat man laughed, as if he was saying the funniest thing in the world.

"Inexplicable, what's so funny! Tell me quickly, who are you, this prince doesn't have so much patience. The prince was anxious with laughter.

"Do you really want to know?" the fat man retracted and looked at him coldly.

", let's talk about it. ”

"It's not vulgar, it's not like the future king of a country. Okay, if you want to know who I am, come with me. The fat man said and pushed open a small door next to him, the door was not high, not even the fat man's chin, so he got in, the door was not wide, when he got in, the fat man sighed and called out, and whispered: "Damn, it's okay to eat so fat!"

When it was the prince's turn, his situation was not much better, and he was even more powerful than the fat man in front of him.

"Bad move, I should have let you in first so I could kick your ass in the back of you, haha......" The fat man laughed again.

The prince's face was flushed, he was not in or out, he experienced the hardships of being a fat man for the first time, and then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he remembered the mantra of the south gate without mang, and read it silently in his heart, secretly adjusted his breath, poof, and sure enough, he passed smoothly.

"Emma, this is really ......" The prince shed tears of excitement for this mantra, so tried and tested, what could be more joyful in the world, like a divine curse!

"Okay, come with me, I look at you, it's better to lose weight. ”

"Cut, aren't you just as fat, embarrassed to say me. ”

"You're not fat, so why should I eat fat. “

"What do you mean?"

"Nothing. ”

Although the fat man's words confused the prince, he didn't want to use his brain extra, and using his brain, which was more tiring than physical work, was really unnecessary for him, the prince with fine clothes and fine food.

Behind the door is a small courtyard of square inches, only a zhang wide, but it is crowded with strange flowers and plants, more mysterious than the flowers and plants in the courtyard before, the black, blue and green flowers are blooming one after another, all kinds of strange flowers are mixed, very unpleasant, the prince wrinkles his red and swollen nose, and his face is disgusted. Outside the zhangzhang is a simple small house, similar to the firewood house of ordinary people's homes, inconspicuous, the fat man took the lead and walked in, and the prince followed closely.

The room is very light, bright, plainly furnished, and the table top is spotless.

"The prince is here. A voice sounded in a corner of the room, and a woman dressed in black stepped forward, her face masked, and her voice was hoarse and unpleasant.

"Wake up Concubine Niangniang, you are ......" The prince heard the voice of the masked woman, he had a unique talent for voice, and he never forgot it.

"Well, I'm the awakening concubine, it's rare for the prince to remember. The awakening concubine said and walked up to the prince.

"Niangniang, your mask is too ugly, uglier than your own face!" The prince said bluntly, he is not afraid of any awakening concubine, in his eyes, he is only afraid of the queen mother of this harem woman, as for the queen, that is his mother, he is only afraid of her nagging.

The fat man chuckled from the sidelines.

"Yes, what does it matter if it's beautiful or ugly, beauty and ugliness are just two words. The awakening concubine slowly took off her mask.

The mask was taken off, but the prince couldn't close his mouth in surprise, where is this the awakening concubine he has seen, this is clearly a beauty who is a thousand times more beautiful and charming than his mother!

"You can see clearly, if this is also ugly, I'm afraid there will be no more beauty in this world. The fat man said.

"Yan'er, shut up!" the beauty glared at the fat man, who immediately covered his mouth, and a trace of fear swam across his face.

"Who are you?" the prince began to doubt his ears.

"Concubine Xing, the master of Yuehua Palace. Concubine Xing smiled.

"But ......"

"Nothing, Prince, you shouldn't have come here. However, since you are here, it is better to sit down and drink a cup of flower tea. Concubine Xing picked up the teapot on the table, poured a cup of hot tea and handed it to the prince.

"It's better to drink sugar water than to drink this thing, I don't like it. The prince waved his hand.

"Hmph, that's up to you. After the concubine finished speaking, she held the cup in one hand and waved it at the prince with the other, and the prince suddenly froze all over, unable to move, and unable to speak. Concubine Xing pinched the prince's fat mouth, pinched it a few times, and then straightened the mouth with fat on both cheeks, and sprinkled the hand holding the cup, and the flower tea in the cup flew into the prince's mouth like a ribbon.

The prince only felt a burst of heat in his throat, and then a burst of heat in his abdomen, and his consciousness began to blur. "I'm going to die, this demon woman actually wants to kill the prince!" This was the prince's last lingering consciousness, but he immediately recited the mantra of the south gate without mang, but unfortunately he still couldn't avoid losing consciousness completely, and fell to the ground with a poof.

When the prince woke up, he found himself lying in the imperial garden, his face covered with a broken autumn lotus leaf. He rolled over and got up, shook off the lotus leaves, rubbed his head for a while, what was wrong with him, it seemed that something had just happened, and it seemed that nothing had happened, but nothing had happened, how could his dignified prince lie next to this damn lotus pond for no reason, but what happened, he only remembered that he was just passing by the imperial garden to rest, his face and his head were going on, it hurt him to death!

"Little rash! little rash ......" the prince panicked for the first time.

However, after dozens of small rashes, I saw half a figure somewhere.

Seeing that Xiao Rash had not come for a long time, the prince estimated that he was still looking for his jade at the Qianwu Gate, so he had to go to the queen's Kunci Palace alone.

"Little Ancestor, what's wrong with you?" When the queen saw the prince, her charming face was distressed.

"I fell. ”

"Little ancestor, your fall can break the queen mother's heart...... How can there be lotus seed marks on this face, and his head is broken! Quickly, quickly pass on to the imperial doctor!"

"Okay, I won't see the imperial doctor of Raushzi, Queen Mother, you can heal me. ”

"Can you not know the healing technique of my three-legged cat, your injury is not light, and the queen mother doesn't have that ability. "The queen once woke up the concubine's healing technique, although she was expensive after the sixth palace, but she still wanted to get a little more favor from the emperor, and privately learned healing techniques from a Taoist aunt, but unfortunately her qualifications were not good, and she was rich and noble, so she refused to use kung fu, and her level was really limited.