Chapter 2 A stone monkey arrives in the monkey group
"I don't know! There don't seem to be any monkeys missing from the group lately. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info And when I was chatting with the tiger just now, I heard the tiger say that the monster likes to eat fruits, and it eats a lot of food a day!"
Vegetarian youkai? I've never heard of a vegetarian youkai. Aren't all the monsters in Journey to the West going to eat Tang monk meat? Could it be that this monster believes in Buddhism? Or does he have a bad stomach? Or does it have high blood pressure and high blood lipids?
Hearing that the monster doesn't eat monkeys, the stone monkey pulls the little monkey to stand up.
There's nothing to hide, and you have to be a monkey upright!
I'm going! I've been squatting for a long time, and my legs are numb! Not good! My legs are numb!
The stone monkey hurriedly helped the little monkey to move under the big tree, leaning on the trunk of the tree, and kept stretching out his legs.
"Where did we just go?" asked the little monkey in confusion as he looked at the stone monkey with its legs and feet.
The two legs are finally gone! The stone monkey did a pull-up on the spot again.
The stone monkey said very seriously: "My name is Stone Monkey! Don't call me Monkey!"
"Oh, your name is Stone Monkey! Okay, I'll call you Stone Monkey from now on! I'll call you Horse Monkey. ”
The little monkey tugged at the leg hair of the stone monkey again, and suddenly wanted to find something, and shouted in surprise: "Your yellow hair is so good! What do you usually use to bathe?"
"Rejoicing shampoo! ah, no! I don't use any baths, I just wash them every day. Wash and wash, and the yellow hair will naturally be fine. When the stone monkey saw that he had said the wrong thing, he quickly changed his words.
The little monkey touched the hair of the stone monkey's legs and said enviously: "Oh! Then you must call me every time you take a bath in the future, and I will take a bath with you!"
"Have you eaten?" said the stone monkey without words.
As soon as it came to eating, the little monkey immediately shouted anxiously: "Oh no! If I don't go back, I won't have anything to eat! Those guys will definitely not leave me food." ”
After saying that, he ran in one direction, and he didn't even have the time to greet the stone monkey.
I just wanted to ask where the little monkey was, but when I saw him running away, the stone monkey hurriedly followed.
Along the way, turn left and right, go up the tree and go down the river, if it weren't for the stone monkey's legs and feet are quite flexible, he would have lost it a long time ago.
In the distance, you can hear the sound of rushing water.
Slide down an old vine and over a small hill, and your eyes will suddenly open up.
What a spectacular waterfall! Looking up along the rapids, one, two, three...... A rainbow hung over the waterfall, and white birds flew through it.
At this time, the cry of a little monkey and a horse monkey came from afar: "Stone monkey, hurry up, there is still a little food." I'll eat it all by myself if I don't come back again!"
The stone monkey still raised his head to look at the waterfall, and walked towards the little monkey horse monkey step by step!
Don't buy a ticket, right? It's not as fake as the man-made landscape, and it's not so expensive.
The air is also refreshing! There is not a trace of smog. Take a few more puffs and live a few more years.
Intoxicated, the stone monkey came to a small peach forest, and forty or fifty monkeys were playing in front of him.
When the monkeys saw the stone monkey looking over, they all stopped their movements and stared at the stone monkey.
The little monkey horse monkey hurriedly ran over, pulled the stone monkey into the monkey group, and came to an old monkey.
The old monkey was sleeping on the ground.
The horse monkey stepped forward and shook the old monkey's head with both hands, and finally shook the old monkey back and forth.
"Grandpa, grandpa, this is a stone monkey, he rescued me from the tiger's mouth. He's amazing! Shall we take him in?......"
Although the old monkey woke up, the horse monkey had no intention of stopping and continued to shake the old monkey's head.
Before the horse monkey finished speaking, the annoyed old monkey pressed him into his arms, hugged him tightly, and forbade him to move.
The old monkey raised his eyes to look at the stone monkey, and carefully looked the stone monkey up and down.
Adult males!Yes, a good workforce. At the very least, you can solve the food problem on your own.
Yes, and their own population is a breed.
The horse monkey said he could fight tigers! Good! Yes, yes. Later, when you sleep, you can arrange him to be on the periphery for early warning.
"Your name is Stone Monkey?" asked the old monkey with an expressionless face.
And then the interview began, and I didn't even prepare for it at all.
Take a deep breath and there's no need to be nervous. It's not that I haven't seen a big scene! The boss doesn't know how many of them have been fired. This little scene can't be stopped!
"Yes, yes, yes! My name is Stone Monkey. You can call me a monkey. The stone monkey nodded and said flatteringly.
"Call you monkeys? We're all monkeys here! Okay! Okay! I'll call you Stone Monkey from now on." Since you saved my grandson, then everyone is your own people. It's okay to leave you, but you have to behave well in the future and don't let other monkeys gossip. After all, I recruited you. ”
The old monkey was very satisfied with the attitude of the stone monkey, and as for the rest, he would talk about it later. After seeing the monkey's heart for a long time, when he found that his ability was insufficient, he just drove him away.
Seeing that the grandfather took in the stone monkey, the horse monkey was very happy, and pulled the stone monkey and said hello to every monkey in the monkey group, and everyone will be a family in the future.
However, there is no legendary welcome party, and the stone monkey is a little lost.
What's even more frustrating is that the monkeys don't even have dinner, and they don't have the concept of dinner at all.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, the little monkeys, led by the old monkeys, began to go up the trees to sleep.
Holding the trunk of the tree with both hands, burying their heads between their legs, curled up in a ball, the monkeys began to sleep.
The stone monkey looked at the tree in front of him, which was the periphery of the monkey group. Gesturing to the trunk of the tree, and then looking back at the monkeys who were lying on the trees and about to fall asleep.
The difficulty coefficient of the movement is so high! Turn up and down for a week and a half, backflip! After practicing yoga for a year, it doesn't work!
Fortunately, I will climb the tree myself.
Sit on a tree with your legs spread out, your back against the trunk. He closed his eyes and muttered, "Can't roll over, can't roll, can't roll over, can't roll......"
With a 'snap', the stone monkey killed another mosquito that was sucking blood on its face.
How can you bear it! and let the monkey not sleep well!
The stone monkey came down from the tree with a bone. Make a fire! You have to make a fire! Mosquitoes must be dispersed.
You can't sleep on a tree! You have to sleep on a bed! The bed requirements are not high, and if you don't like to come to the door, you need a big smooth boulder! The smooth surface of the stone must be large, and it must be able to turn over and roll.
There is no shortage of smooth rocks under the waterfall, but most of these stones are wet. But there's always one to pick and choose!
After one experience, the fire was easily lit. The dry branches are enough to support the burn until you fall asleep.
As for whether there are mosquitoes after falling asleep, it doesn't matter much. As long as you don't wake up.
The sky was completely dark, and I was sweating. Bath, must be bathed! Fortunately, there is a fire, and the wet yellow hair dries quickly.
As soon as he got into the water, the stone monkey remembered that he seemed to have promised the horse monkey that he would call him with him every time he took a bath in the future.
Climbed up to the tree where the monkey slept, and finally pulled the monkey to the edge of the pool, and then saw that he didn't wake up, and pushed him down.
The monkey was fully awake and floated on the surface of the water after a moment of panic. When he saw the stone monkey on the shore, he asked loudly, "Stone monkey, what are you doing here?"
The stone monkey also jumped into the pool, and after a dive, he came to the horse monkey, and while combing his yellow hair with water, he replied, "Take a bath! Don't you tell me to call you every time I take a bath?"
"Oh, take a shower! "I seem to have asked the stone monkey to agree.
The horse monkey learns the movements of the stone monkey and begins to bathe.
At last after combing all the yellow hair on his body, the stone monkey climbed ashore, jumped up and down and shook off all the water on his body, and then came to lie on the bed by the fire.
The horse monkeys also lie down beside the stone monkeys in the same way.
"What is this? hot?" asked the monkey, pointing to the fire.
"That's fire! Don't touch it. Otherwise you'll get hurt. Hurry up and go to bed, it's late!" said the stone monkey, sleeping in a daze.
The stone monkey couldn't breathe and woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the horse monkey lying in his arms, and one of his hands covered his nose.
At this time, the east is already a little white, and the morning light is about to appear.
Gently remove the horse monkey's hand and pick him up and place him on the rock.
The stone monkey stood up and stretched. It's time to think about what to eat for breakfast.
When I came to the monkeys, the monkeys sleeping in the trees did not wake up. I counted the number of monkeys, and I added exactly forty-five monkeys.
It's the equivalent of forty-five people's breakfast, what do you eat? It's really nerve-wracking.
When I walked to the peach grove and looked at it, there were only a few ripe peaches on the tree.
Oh no! Oh no! His face hasn't been washed yet, his teeth haven't been brushed yet! The stone monkey thought of this and hurriedly ran back.
Now that you can't brush your teeth, drink a few more sips of water and grunt and spit it out. Wash your face three times.
There are fish in the pool! There are fish! They are not small! They weigh about two pounds!
The stone monkey went into the water lightly, and then quietly reached out and touched it, and then grabbed it fiercely!
I saw the water flowing through my hands, but the fish didn't catch it.
Seeing the fish swimming into a stone crevice, the stone monkey happily quickly reached out to block the fish.
Slowly driving the fish into the depths of the stone crevice, the stone monkey picked up the small stone with one hand and grabbed the fish with the other.
"Hahaha!" "Breakfast is here, the original roasted wild fish!" The stone monkey looked up and caught a glimpse of a crab under the removed stone, but it was not big.
It's okay, no matter how small the crab is, it's meat, and I caught it together for breakfast.
Wake up the horse monkey and let him watch the fish and crabs, mainly crabs, thrown at the ashes of the fire, and don't let it run away.
The stone monkey hurried back to the waterhole and continued to catch fish and crabs.
There are so many fish and crabs! Snails have also been discovered, and of course, lobsters are also included. And also caught an old turtle, which is really not small.
One monkey, one fish, two crabs, two fish, four crabs. Breakfast was set.
Next to the ashes of the fire on the shore, no matter how many fish there are, they will not be too messy, jumping around and jumping in place. But as soon as there were too many crabs, the horse monkeys couldn't stand it, so they could only shout and scream, waking up the sleeping monkeys and attracting them.
The horse monkey commanded the monkeys and caught all the crabs that were trying to escape.
Many of the monkeys grinned at the crabs, but they were still excited to catch the crabs.
The old monkeys squatted aside to watch the excitement.
At this time, the stone monkey walked back with a fish in each hand.
Seeing that the monkeys were all awake, it was not that he was busy alone! No, it was a monkey who was busy.
The stone monkey trotted over to his boss, the grandfather of the horse monkey, the old monkey, and hurriedly greeted: "You woke up! Did you sleep well last night? I was preparing breakfast." ”
The old monkey didn't know, but the stone monkey's attitude of greeting was commendable. The other monkeys didn't even know how to get up in the morning to say hello!
Think about the rules handed down by our ancestors, it seems that there is no such thing as saying hello in the morning. But can you add it, and when you get up in the morning, the monkeys will say hello to each other.
Therefore, the stone monkey must be praised.
The stone monkey opened his mouth and asked the old monkey to find some monkeys to help him.
When the old monkey saw the stone monkey asking for someone from him, he nodded nonchalantly and agreed. Anyway, it's still early before the food picking, and everyone has nothing to do right now.
Let some of the monkeys pick up dry branches, and some of the monkeys pick some large leaves and put them on the edge of the waterhole. The stone monkey began to process the breakfast ingredients he had caught.
First of all, the fish should be scraped and shaved to remove the internal organs, then washed and placed on the leaves, and then taken back to roast.
Wash the crab and bake it directly.
The first thing to do when ten fires are lit is to warn the monkeys not to get too close to the fire.
The fish are then threaded with twigs and the monkeys are taught how to hold the twigs and roast them over the fire.
Directing back and forth, as soon as he smelled the smell of burning, the stone monkey hurriedly ran over and put the burnt fish aside, and then changed the fish to continue.
In a short time, the fish and crabs were roasted, and the monkeys were all idle.
Seeing that the sun had risen high, the old monkey began to beckon the monkeys to start the food picking for the day.
As soon as the stone monkey put the grilled fish in his hand, he looked up and saw that the monkeys began to leave in twos and threes, so he hurriedly stopped the monkeys.
The stone monkey took a grilled fish and ran to his boss.
"Eat! it's delicious!" the stone monkey took a bite of the grilled fish, and then motioned for the old monkey to take a bite.
After smelling the grilled fish in front of him, he saw that the stone monkey ate it with relish, and after waiting for a while, after seeing that the stone monkey had no adverse reactions, the old monkey took a small bite of the grilled fish.
It's hot, it's fragrant, it's soft, and it's not grinding your teeth at all. Not bad!
After taking a small bite, the old monkey grabbed the grilled fish and ate it in a big bite.
Seeing that it was eaten, the monkeys cheered and snatched the grilled fish on the leaves and ate it in large gulps.
As soon as the stone monkey wanted to remind the monkeys to pay attention to the fish bones, he saw that the old monkey spit the fish bones out of his mouth, and he did not look strange at all.
Well, they're all natural fish eaters.
The stone monkey took a grilled crab and put it in his mouth and chewed it directly, and then took a grilled fish.
After the demonstration of stone monkeys eating crabs, grilled crabs were also quite popular, and the monkeys chewed 'squeak' and did not want to spit out the bones.
The horse monkey is so happy, he has something to eat when he gets up in the morning, and he can eat to his heart's content. The thing that will hold your hands is so fragrant, the more you chew it, the more fragrant it becomes.
Looking at the grilled fish and crabs in his hands, the old monkey finally knew today that those things that swam around in the water were food. Thinking about their numbers, the old monkey smiled heartily!
The monkeys' long-standing food problem has finally been solved!
Now that I think about it, it was a wise decision to take in the stone monkey yesterday.