I don't know, I just heard the legend that there are thirty-three heavens. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Above the sky is the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat on the throne, raising his glass from time to time to invite all the immortals to drink together, and from time to time squinting and pretending to be drunk to glance at the fairy Chang'e who was leading the dance.

Beautiful! It's beautiful! I feel pity when I make a gesture! Although the Jade Emperor is moved, the Queen Mother sits on the side, and it is not good to behave too much.

As soon as he felt the Queen Mother look at her, the Jade Emperor looked over with a nervous reflex and a smile, and asked her softly, "Queen Mother, is it time for the Seven Fairies to dance?"

The Queen Mother put down the fairy peach in her hand, wiped the corner of her mouth with her sleeve, and then replied: "Your Majesty! ”

The music stopped while talking, and Fairy Chang'e led a group of fairies to slowly retreat.

Suddenly, at this time, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall shook, and for a while, all the immortals stumbled, the table fell and the cups fell, and there was chaos.

Although Fairy Chang'e had retreated to the door, she was still affected, but fortunately, she helped each other with the fairies on the side in time to prevent her from falling.

The Jade Emperor also staggered, and glanced at Fairy Chang'e again. Beautiful! Beautiful! Slender and fair calves!

The Jade Emperor shouted, "Quickly spread the clairvoyance and follow the ears of the wind!

Claireye, Shunfeng'er, the two brothers hurriedly ran to the main hall to receive the order, and left in a hurry!

Clairvoyant also hid a peach that fell to the ground. But this fairy peach was bitten by someone for some reason.

Clairvoyant lying on the railing, his eyes scanning the underworld. Listen to the wind and open your ears and listen to the wind and argue. All of a sudden, everything in the world was under the watchful eye of these two brothers.

The clairvoyant sent a voice to Shunfeng's ear: "Little Er, brother, I just picked up a peach! After work, my brother and I will find a place to have a drink! I will also taste what this peach tastes like!"

"Don't call me Xiaoer! I have an appointment after work today. I want to go with the Four Heavenly Kings to find Marshal Tianpeng Keju!, are you going?" Shunfeng Er turned around another direction and continued to work.

Seeing all the things in the underworld at a glance, the clairvoyant set his eyes on the world. As soon as he heard the word Keju, he hurriedly said: "Go! You must go! Last time, it was because of the Tai Bai Xing Chagang that I lost to Marshal Tianpeng! This time I will take revenge for everything I say!"

Suddenly, a flash of golden light pierced through the Heavenly Court of the Underworld, and the attention of the two brothers was instantly attracted to it!

"It seems to be the top of Huaguo Mountain in the sea area of Shenzhou Aolai Country! Hey! That stone monkey was born! Let's go, Xiao Er! Let's go and tell the emperor!"

All the immortal families in the main hall of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall returned to their places, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand to restore everything to its original state. Clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear walked up to the main hall after the briefing.

"Your Majesty, the tremor just now was caused by the birth of the stone monkey in Huaguo Mountain!" Shunfeng said to the Jade Emperor.

"Is it the stone monkey that has absorbed the essence of the sun and moon for seven thousand years?" the Jade Emperor asked.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" replied Shunfeng'er.

"It's just a monkey! Leave it alone! Stand down!" After speaking, the Jade Emperor asked the Queen Mother again, "Queen Mother, is it time for Fairy Chang'e to dance next?"

He pulled the yellow hair on the top of his head and pulled the tail behind his buttocks. The stone monkey looked at the colorful broken stones beside him suspiciously, and muttered: "I have turned into a monkey! I am still a yellow-haired monkey! What about the beautiful flowers and the flowing water? Everything is a routine!"

The stone monkey kicked the multicolored crushed stone with his foot, thinking to himself: This is the multicolored stone used by the legendary Nuwa to mend the sky? I don't know if the metal content is high? Can I refine and refine it to create a kitchen knife!

After hiding all the colorful stones in a crevice, the stone monkey left the top of the mountain.

This is a primeval forest at all! There are shrubs and vines everywhere! The grass thorns in the grass just now are too long, and there are wounds all over my leg that cut them! This leg hair is so long, how to deal with the wounds?

Seeing that the sun was about to set, the stone monkey touched his stomach and brought the hare in his hand to his eyes. Today's dinner is the original roast rabbit meat!

He found a stone with a sharp edge and carried the rabbit to the creek.

The rabbit head is thrown away! The internal organs are still thrown away, there is no seasoning! Should the rabbit skin be thrown away? Compare the size of the rabbit, it is not enough to wrap around the waist, throw it away!

Wash the rabbit meat and wrap it in wide leaves. The next step is to drill wood for fire.

Pick up some dead grass and gather it into a bird's nest shape, and hit a branch with a groove with a stone, and smash a branch with a pointed end. Drill drill hard!

Roasting rabbit meat, the stone monkey thought, should the monkey eat peaches, or some bananas, or something. Are there any adverse physiological reactions to eating rabbit meat?

But then I thought that the monkey would evolve one step further and become a human, and that man could eat everything!

After a full meal, lie down on the smooth stones, and throw a log into the fire from time to time, the blazing flames will disperse all the mosquitoes!

With your hands behind your heads, the stars in the sky are so bright, and the sound of the stream flowing is so pleasant......

Sleep until you wake up naturally, there is no alarm clock to rush to work, and there will be no sudden phone calls from the boss. It's so comfortable!

What kind of sound is that? It looks like someone is calling for help! What kind of tiger is going to eat him!

The first thought: Hurry up and run away! The second thought: Is the tiger really going to eat people? What does it look like for a tiger to eat a man?

Holding the sharp-edged stone that he had managed to find last night, the stone monkey hid in the grass on his stomach and quietly moved towards the place where he called for help.

A big tree grows in isolation in the grass. There was a little yellow-haired monkey standing in the tree, desperately screaming loudly. A tiger was wandering under the tree, jumping up from time to time and scratching the little monkey with its front paws.

Rubbing his furry ears, the stone monkey thought to himself: I can still understand the monkey language! It seems that the tiger just now also shouted, 'You hurry down!!!,,' The tiger is going to eat you!' I can understand the tiger language! I was born with two foreign languages! It seems that I don't need to take any fourth or sixth grades!

The little monkey desperately cried for help on the tree, and when he was tired, he would break some branches and throw them down, or he would lie on the tree and stare at the tiger!

After a few jumps, the tiger seemed to know that he was doing useless work. The little monkey is at least three meters and a half away from itself! The tiger can't climb a tree, and it really can't afford to hurt it! The meat in its mouth is about to fly!

After watching it for so long, the stone monkey already planned to save the little monkey. Anyway, it's its own kind. It's not good for a monkey to stay away from the crowd all the time!

How can I save it? That's a question.

Why don't you eat tiger meat for breakfast! Then make a pot of soup with tiger bones, and think about it! The tiger whip can't be spared.

But the tiger seems to be a protected animal, right? Is it illegal to kill it?

I touched my biceps, but they weren't strong enough! It doesn't seem like my strength is going to be great!

Weapon, a stone with sharp edges, the size doesn't seem to be enough for a tiger!

Look up at the sky, it's cloudless, and it won't rain today. There was still a little rabbit meat left from yesterday, and it should be enough for breakfast. Then go back to breakfast first.

Come quietly, then go quietly. The little monkey doesn't know, and neither does the tiger. If you want to go, you have to go far until you can't hear the cry for help!

After breakfast, the stone monkeys wandered around.

Along the way, the stone monkey feels that this Huaguo Mountain is really big! It seems to be my territory in the future, and it should be planned now!

The swimming pool should not need to be built, the water curtain hole seems to have a waterfall, bathing and swimming in one.

A kitchen must have! Then transform the water curtain hole into a kitchen.

And what about the bedrooms, whether it's a tree house, or a log cabin, or a stone house?

Diet should also be planned in the future. Vegetables, fruits, cereals, meats, soy products, these should have. More milk would be better!

Monkeys should also pay attention to balanced nutrition and be a healthy monkey.

Why haven't we found monkeys until now? Shouldn't Huaguo Mountain be full of monkeys?

Now it's time for lunch!

The stone monkey climbed a peach tree and smashed a branch full of peaches with the stone in his hand. Then he slid down from the tree and walked in the direction of the creek last night, carrying the branches.

Peaches must be washed before eating! Regardless of whether there are pesticides or not, peaches must be peeled before eating.

When you take a bite of peaches, you think about meat! Braised pork! When you take a bite of peaches, you think about seafood......

Suddenly my stomach is making a fuss, go to the toilet!

Downwind outlet, the size of the stone crack is appropriate. In the shade of the trees, in front of the creek. Feng Shui is just right!

Thinking about his previous life, he was an otaku with ideals and ambitions, but he was a little cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive. But as a killer cooking skill, it goes without saying, stir-fried two small dishes will still be possible.

When he was done, he reached into his pocket and touched the hair of his hand.

Yes, I'm a yellow-haired monkey now, with no clothes on.

But don't you have to wipe your buttocks when the monkey is convenient? When I think about the picture in the animal world, I don't seem to see how convenient the monkey is.

There is no toilet paper, so I can only use materials everywhere. leaves, find some leaves with a smooth surface.

The stone monkey had no choice but to pout his ass and look all over the ground for suitable leaves.

This one doesn't work, the surface is hairy! This one doesn't work, there are serrations on the edges, and the sawtooth will hurt your hands! That one is even worse, the surface area is too small.

I finally solved the problem of wiping my buttocks, but I felt uncomfortable all over my body.

I didn't seem to have slept without taking a shower last night! I didn't seem to wash my hands after going to the toilet! I didn't seem to wash up in the morning! I didn't seem to wash up in the morning! I had a stream in front of me, and now I have to take a shower!

By the time the stone monkeys climbed ashore from the creek wet, the sun had already begun to set in the west.

Taking advantage of the sunshine, the stone monkey lay on the stone where he slept last night, basking in yellow hair.

There is no hair dryer, there are yellow hairs all over the body, and I can only take a shower during the day in the future, otherwise I can't do it!

And the comb must be there! This mess of yellow hair is even a mess of muddy.

While combing his yellow hair, the stone monkey pondered: Will you not need shower gel in the bath in the future, and use all shampoo! But now there is no place to buy shampoo.

And what is shampoo made of? I don't know, but the soap seems to be made of lard. But how did lard become soap?

The ancients seemed to use bath beans for bathing, right?

The ancients seemed to rinse their mouths with salt, and the salt seemed to have been dried by seawater, right?

Salt, salt, salt! This is an indispensable condiment. Sea water salt, be sure to dry salt in the future!

Thinking about it, the stone monkey squinted his eyes and took a nap......

When he woke up and stretched, the stone monkey remembered the little monkey again.

It was as if it was the only monkey I had seen in a day. If you want to find the monkeys, you can only rely on him.

But there are tigers! Tigers eat meat!

Then I quietly touched the big tree not far away, and took a look, but the tiger was not there!

The stone monkey glanced in all directions, and the tiger was really gone.

So the stone monkey walked generously under the big tree and shouted to the little monkey, "Hey! Your mom is calling you home for dinner!"

When the little monkey heard the word "eat", he woke up smartly, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hand, and began to jump before his eyes were fully opened.

The little monkey fell from the tree!

The stone monkey hurriedly ran over to catch the little monkey. Luckily, the little monkey is not heavy!

The little monkey who fell into the arms of the stone monkey was completely awake at this time, and exhaled in fear. Suddenly he thought about something, and shouted eagerly: "There is a tiger, there is a tiger that wants to eat me! The tiger ......."

When the little monkey shouted, he looked around and realized that the tiger was gone!

"You saved me? Who are you? I don't think I've seen you. The little monkey asked curiously at the stone monkey.

The stone monkey put the little monkey down and replied, "I was just born!"

"No! How can anyone be born so big! Big monkey, don't lie to me, I'm smart little monkey! Grandpa always praises me for being smart!" the little monkey pointed at the stone monkey and resolutely objected.

"My name is Stone Monkey, not Monkey, but Call Me Stone Monkey!" is very resolute in defending his name, Stone Monkey.

"Isn't the stone monkey a monkey, don't you have yellow hair like me!" said the little monkey and pulled the yellow hair on the stone monkey's leg.

The stone monkey did not want to answer this question. He is a yellow-haired monkey like him, which is a reality that cannot be changed.

Why are you reincarnated as a monkey? What about the beautiful flowers that you say are like water? In life, you and I are both monkeys!

"Stone monkey, have you been invited by the other monkeys?" but I haven't heard of it!," the little monkey asked again.

He didn't believe that such a tall monkey in front of him was just born, so he lied to the little monkey!

"What are the other monkeys invited for?" the stone monkey asked suspiciously.

Hearing the stone monkey's question, the little monkey couldn't help but redden, and whispered, "Now that food is getting harder and harder to find, many monkeys are hungry." It's all to blame on that monster! What are you doing in Huaguo Mountain?

Are there youkai in this place? That's a youkai! Do youkai eat people? No, they eat monkeys?

Thinking of this, the stone monkey hurriedly pulled the little monkey to squat down and hide in the grass.

"What do youkai look like, do you eat monkeys?" asked the stone monkey nervously to the little monkey.