Chapter 002: Reincarnation

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Xia Changzhi finally saw the Netherworld Mansion, which was actually not as terrifying as the legend said. Over the past thousands of years, this underworld has also undergone earth-shaking changes, and it is no longer as eerie as described in the novels of the past.

Transportation, communication facilities, etc. have been reformed, and the souls of the dead from all over the world have hearses for unified pick-up and drop-off underground, and even the bull heads and horses are all handsome guys and handsome men, after all, it is much easier to give these ghosts a makeover than to give a living person a facelift. It's just that there's one thing that's not good, they all look almost the same face now.

Standing in line in the long line, Xia Changzhi couldn't help but become more and more impatient. Just when he was bored, a young staff member came up to him and said, "You, come with me." ”

With that, he turned and walked towards the office. Xia Changzhi didn't know what to do, so he had to follow him. The man was in uniform and looked like he was supposed to be a steward.

When they entered the office, the staff member asked Xia Changzhi to close the door, smiled at him and said, "Don't be nervous, I'm here to help you." ”

Xia Changzhi listened, a little inexplicable, he didn't know this person at all, he thought about it, and asked, "I don't know if you are ......?"

The staff member said, "I'm in charge of the technical department here, and my number is SB314159265758......."

Xia Changzhi listened to it and said with a smile: "Simply put, it's SBπ?"

The director of the technical department said, "That's right, do I want to help you for you?"

Xia Changzhi shook his head, and the technical supervisor said: "In my previous life, I was an employee of HTC Computer Company, and I was exhausted to death by Wang Xijin, who was known as Wang Xijin. He kept asking me to work overtime and stay up late, and as a result, I died at a young age. My soul didn't go into reincarnation when I got here, because I was good at computer skills, and I was left behind to be the head of the technology department. ”

When Xia Changzhi heard this, he suddenly realized that he was too impressed by the name of Wang Papi. This man has a bad stomach all day long, thinking about how to calculate others, how to get other people's money, and how to cheat other people's things.

Moreover, he is not picky about what is valuable or what is not. As long as he can get other people's things, he is happy. His famous saying is that if you can use someone else's wife and money, you don't use your own.

Everyone says that you should always be wary of this kind of person, even if you shake hands with him, you must count your fingers, and don't let him take one or two. Just because this person is too desperate, several of Xia Changzhi's friends asked him to lay out and deceived him ruthlessly.

When the technical supervisor saw him remember, he smiled and said, "This king was so miserable that you were so angry that he had a heart attack and came to see the king of Hades." ”

Xia Changzhi sighed and said, "I knew that his strength was so small, I shouldn't have shot so hard." ”

The technical supervisor Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled and said, "Silly brother, you did a good job, you don't get angry with him, I haven't caught this big bastard so quickly." You're too late, you didn't see the scene of me torturing him, I let Niu Tou Ma Mian fry him and roast him, roast and fry again, his terrible howl is still lingering and endless, hahaha. For that, I want to thank you. ”

When Xia Changzhi heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, he couldn't imagine that there was also a good reward for doing evil in his previous life, and the cause and effect in it were really embarrassing. He smiled and said, "Thank you so much." ”

The director of the technique said, "Yes, it should be." In order to help you, I have put a lot of effort into it, not only to delete the records of the bad things you have done in your life from the computer, but also to help you forge a merit file that has done all the good deeds. ”

Xia Changzhi listened to it, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, it seems that there are people in the court who are easy to do, and the yang world is like this, and the yin world is not exempt from vulgarity. However, after all, the beneficiary was himself, and of course he had no objections, so he happily said: "That's great, such a great kindness, I will definitely repay it if I have the opportunity." ”

The technical supervisor said, "Little meaning, take this, and then go over there and take the elevator to the abyss of reincarnation, and you will eat it in the elevator, and when you reach the abyss of reincarnation, you can be reincarnated." That reincarnation abyss was originally used to send animal souls to reincarnate, but your soul root was modified by me, so I had to be wronged. Rest assured, though, it won't have any ill effects on you. ”

When Xia Changzhi heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little emotional, the queue over there was huge, he not only escaped the judgment of the king of Hades, but also had the opportunity to be reincarnated, who said that pizza can't fall from the sky? In the future, if someone says that pizza falls from the sky, he only asks if it is seafood flavored or fruit-flavored.

He took the object handed over by the technical director, and when he saw it, it turned out to be a piece of sugar. He couldn't help but ask curiously, "What is this?"

The technical supervisor said, "This is Meng Po Candy." ”

When Xia Changzhi heard this, he felt very fresh, and hurriedly asked: "Don't you want to drink Meng Po soup, how did you become eating Meng Po candy?"

The technical supervisor said: "Meng Po soup is an old yellow calendar, that thing is too laborious to cook, the taste is too bad, and there are side effects. The most hateful thing is that this old Meng Pozi has a leg with the king of Hades, and never works hard. She cooks the soup so-so, and the ingredients are lost, and she is often complained about by the ghosts.

The most infuriating time, she actually used her footwash water as Meng Po soup for people to drink! Guess what? People said that the taste was much better than before, but it had no effect, and after drinking it, not only did she not forget the old things, but she remembered the things of the previous lives!

When Xia Changzhi heard this, he was immediately dumbfounded, he couldn't imagine that there was melamine in the yang world, and Meng Po foot washing water in the underworld, and the lethality was so amazing.

The director of the technique said: "The king of Hades later also felt that this was not a long-term solution, so in order to introduce the competition mechanism, we organized people to develop new products, and now they have switched to Meng Po candy, this thing is sweet, and after eating it, I will forget all about the things in my previous life, which is much better than Meng Po soup." However, the hateful thing is that this old Meng Pozi actually relied on her relationship with the king of Hades to occupy the naming rights of the new product. Therefore, this thing can only be called Meng Po Candy. ”

Xia Changzhi shook his head with a smile and said, "It seems that we really have to use the scientific concept of development to look at the problem, and this underworld has also kept pace with the times." ”

The technical supervisor said, "Of course. ”

Xia Changzhi thought of the time-traveling and rebirth novels he had read, and couldn't help but have a whim, and asked the technical supervisor: "If I don't eat this thing, will I enter the afterlife with the memories of my previous life?"

The technical director smiled and said, "I highly recommend that you eat it, if you don't eat it, first of all, when you pass through the soul purification area at the entrance of the abyss of reincarnation, your soul will be forcibly formatted, that is, cleared, that taste, I promise you don't want to come a second time." Secondly, even if you have a way to avoid soul purification, after reincarnation, your memories of your past life and your consciousness after reincarnation will coexist in your body, do you know the consequences of the path?"

When Xia Changzhi heard this, he gasped and said, "Split personality!"

The technical supervisor nodded and said, "That's right. ”

Xia Changzhi hurriedly grabbed Meng Po candy tightly and said, "I'll eat, I'll eat." ”

The technical supervisor smiled and said, "Okay, open the door over there, you can see the elevator, enter the elevator, you will be sent to the abyss of reincarnation, we have a chance to meet again." ”

Xia Changzhi nodded, said goodbye to the technical supervisor, opened the door, and entered the elevator.

He was in the elevator fantasizing about what his next life would be like, when a black smoke suddenly fell into the air, wrapping him tightly, and then, he was held in his hand by a big hand, and the owner of that big hand turned out to be a ghost king.

Xia Changzhi looked at the hideous-looking ghost king, and almost didn't pee his pants in fright, of course, this is just a metaphor, he is a ghost, where did the pants come from?

The ghost king looked at Xia Changzhi and seemed to be surprised, but the reincarnation abyss had been activated, and the ghost king pushed his left hand and directly pushed Xia Changzhi's soul into the entrance of the reincarnation abyss.

The huge suction force of the reincarnation abyss directly swallowed Xia Changzhi into it and sent him into the reincarnation realm. Xia Changzhi's Meng Po Candy hadn't had time to eat it yet, and the Ghost King hadn't let him go through the Soul Purification Zone, so his memory was still very well preserved!

In his original plane, the Master of Techniques was watching the computer monitor the movements of the entire Netherworld. Suddenly, just when Xia Changzhi was caught by the Ghost King, the powerful energy released by the Ghost King's spell formed a huge impact, and the blue screen of the computer used for monitoring flashed, and the system collapsed.

Angry, the technical director slammed the table and scolded the rotten operating system. He snorted angrily and said: "I told them a long time ago to send Niu Tou Ma Mian to detain Bill Gates so that he could develop a decent system, but they just didn't listen, saying that they couldn't steal business with Jesus." If you don't dig into the corners, where will you get the talents? Hmph, bureaucracy kills people!"