Liu Qingyun and Zhu Bajie each went to the outside of Shuangyang Town, Liu Qingyun didn't understand one thing, he found that Zhu Bajie had collected the resentment on Feng Yuyan's body. He asked Zhu Bajie: "Brother, what do you want these grievances for? What's the use of this play?" Zhu Bajie smiled, and took out the grievances that shrank into a ball from his sleeves: "Brother, don't worry, I can be of great use to this grievance." I collected this grievance in order to rectify Wei Huan. ”

Liu Qingyun's eyes lit up, he hated this Wei Huan so much, as soon as he heard that Zhu Bajie was going to rectify Wei Huan, he hurriedly asked: "Brother, what are you going to do?

Liu Qingyun's eyes grew bigger and bigger when he listened, and then he couldn't stop nodding. After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Liu Qingyun gave a thumbs up: "Brother, this move is high." Not only can you punish Wei Huan, but you can also get some loss money for the bitter master, well-yes, not bad. Zhu Bajie was also happy: "Yes! But brother, don't just say it's good." You have to sing the lead role in this play. ”

Liu Qingyun's face drooped when he heard this: "Shish, what? I sing the leading role? Brother, aren't you in charge of your sister-in-law and having children? Besides, if you want me to become a woman, I have to become a woman, wow? Didn't you also say it? Now it's not okay to become a woman with my mana." Would you like to do it yourself?"

Zhu Bajie's lips trembled several times, but he didn't say anything. How good is that? It's really digging and jumping by yourself. I want to refute Liu Qingyun a few words, but what people say is reasonable. I don't change it, right? But it's my own idea. Zhu Bajie flicked his sleeves: "Ho-, the young people nowadays, the ones on the side have not learned, they are stealing and playing tricks one by one, and they are learning faster than anything else. Isn't it just to become a woman? Look at my old pig and show you. ”

Liu Qingyun wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and stepped aside. He wanted to see how Zhu Bajie had changed? By the time he turned around, he had turned into a woman. Liu Qingyun looked at the woman opposite with straight eyes, he thought he was wrong. Then he rubbed his eyes: "Brother, you, you, you are-hahaha." Liu Qingyun sat on the ground, laughing as he leaned forward and backwards. Laughing stomach cramps.

So what did Liu Qingyun see? As for laughing like this? Didn't Zhu Bajie become a woman? He became a woman, but this woman was too miserable. I saw that the woman Zhu Bajie became was nine feet tall, which was very tall for a woman. There is no problem with her height, but her waist circumference is not much thinner than Zhu Bajie's real body? She is wearing red pants and a green jacket, this green jacket is still a little tight, and the clothes are around the upper body, as if there are several lifebuoys in the clothes. Such a big guy also conjured a pair of small feet, Liu Qingyun looked at this awkwardness. This is also Zhu Bajie, if you change to a real person, you can't stand up against the wall.

The most ridiculous thing is this head, which is full of flowers, and almost covers all the hair. Liu Qingyun took a closer look, and among the various flowers, there were two cacti. Does this woman have such a thing in hairpins? Her face is quite white, with two curved eyebrows and a pair of apricot eyes. However, the distance between the two eyes was a little far, because he had become a big nose. Originally, he wanted to make the bridge of his nose high, but he didn't know how to get it? The bridge of the nose didn't become high, but there were two bends on the bridge of the nose.

The whole facial features have become the best in this mouth. That's really a little bit of a cherry mouth, and the little mouth is red. If this mouth grows on another woman's face, it must look good. But on this face, it's like a red dot on a large piece of white paper. The most failed thing is the ear, from beginning to end, although it has not changed for the better, but in any case, it is a human thing. But these ears have not changed at all, they are still pig ears.

Liu Qingyun looked at Zhu Bajie holding his stomach: "Oh! No, no, no." Oops - my stomach hurts from laughter. Zhu Bajie saw Liu Qingyun laughing like this, his old face turned red: "Laugh, what are you laughing at? If you want to sing the protagonist, if you don't sing, I'll change? Do you still laugh?" Looking at Zhu Bajie's one-handed waist counting, Liu Qingyun bit his tongue and didn't make himself laugh, he quickly calmed down: "Brother, I think you still change back, right? Don't talk about seducing Wei Huan like this, he has to run away when he sees you from afar." ”

Liu Qingyun said and wanted to laugh again. Zhu Bajie hurriedly turned around and returned to his true body. But he didn't say anything this time, but scratched his chin and circled around Liu Qingyun a few times, laughing as he turned. "Uh-yes, yes. It should be ok. Brother, you stand up and take a few turns. ”

Liu Qingyun didn't know what was going on, so he got up from the ground and turned around a few times in place as Zhu Bajie said. Zhu Bajie clapped his hands: "Okay, good, wonderful, wonderful, just do it." My good brother, you still have to be the protagonist?" Liu Qingyun felt a cool breath on his back that went all the way to the top of his head: "Brother, didn't I say it? I can't change into a woman, I can't do this?"

Zhu Bajie shook his fingers: "Who said that you will become a woman, did I say that? Do you still need to change? Wearing a Luo skirt is a great beauty?" Liu Qingyun sweated in his head: "Brother, no, no, no, no." What is this bad idea of yours? This is different from change, you say that I am a big man, and I am hairpin puff powder, and I have eyebrows and sideburns. What does this look like? No, absolutely not. ”

Zhu Bajie's face sank: "What's not going to work? If you want to change, you can't change. I'm not good again, if I become good at him, can I use you to disguise yourself as a woman? Then again, what are we doing this for? Isn't it to make the Feng family and the Yu family angry? Look at your grinding and chirping, okay, you can give me a happy word?"

Liu Qingyun asked Zhu Bajie to slap it, and he was speechless. I couldn't help it, so I pouted and agreed. Zhu Bajie immediately smiled as soon as he saw Liu Qingyun agree: "That's right, brother." Aren't we doing this to rectify Wei Huan? Think about Feng Yuyan and Yu Jingtian, what a good pair of mandarin ducks? It was this kid who broke up, aren't we doing this for the sake of heaven, and justice for the Feng family?"

Liu Qingyun nodded: "Brother, needless to say, I understand all this." Okay, then what should we do next?" Zhu Bajie dragged Liu Qingyun: "Let's go, let's go buy you clothes first." Liu Qingyun was stunned: "Brother, the clothes on my body are treasure clothes given by the Bodhisattva, and they can also avoid water, so this one is enough." I'm not short of clothes. ”

Zhu Bajie waved his hand: "What do you say? I didn't say to buy you men's clothes? You dress up as a woman, how can you do it without wearing a skirt? I'm going to buy you women's clothes." Liu Qingyun blushed and quickly lowered his head. Zhu Bajie changed and led Liu Qingyun towards Shuangyang Town.

The size of this town is good, and there are several ready-to-wear shops alone. The ready-to-wear store is now the clothing store. Zhu Bajie took Liu Qingyun into the largest garment store in Shuangyang Town. When he got inside, Zhu Bajie shouted: "Shopkeeper, give me all the most beautiful Luo skirts you have here." Don't worry about the silver, as long as it looks good, I want it to be as expensive as it is. When the shopkeeper saw that the rich buyer had come, he was overjoyed. He took out all the new Luo skirts of this year's good materials: "This big official, the best Luo skirts in the small store are here." Take your time and see if there's anything you like. ”

Zhu Bajie picked up a set of pink dresses and looked at it, turned back and looked at Liu Qingyun again, he beckoned to Liu Qingyun: "Brother, what do you think of this set?" Liu Qingyun didn't come over: "Oh oh-, big brother just looks good, don't ask me." Zhu Bajie came over with a long skirt: "I think about it, this person wants clothes, and the Buddha wants gold." People look at their looks and see through them. We have to try?" said Liu Qingyun. Shrunk back with Liu Qingyun in a hurry, Zhu Bajie saw Liu Qingyun shrink back, and he grabbed Liu Qingyun: "Brother, don't you hide? The relationship is to buy clothes for this beautiful guy? But how to buy a skirt? What is the relationship between these two? This beautiful guy can't be like Gutang, right? (In ancient times, there were not only prostitutes, but also male prostitutes, and the place where male prostitutes stayed was called like Gutang) Liu Qingyun didn't know what this shopkeeper was thinking, if he knew, he had to be anxious.

But that's it, Liu Qingyun is also blushing and thick-necked, and his head is almost in his arms. In the end, as soon as he gritted his teeth, he let it go. Finally, Zhu Bajie fell in love with a set of Luo skirts, which was a set of light cyan Luo skirts. Zhu Bajie looked at it: "Well, this set is good, you can still cover your feet, that's it." So saying, he paid the money.

I bought a pair of embroidered shoes according to Liu Qingyun's feet. Is there such a big show shoe? Not really, but Zhu Bajie asked for the largest pair, and he cast a spell a little to make it bigger, until Liu Qingyun could wear it. I went to the rouge shop and bought eyebrow pencils, lip red, and rouge gouache. After that, the two found a place where no one was, and Zhu Bajie dressed up Liu Qingyun.

First scatter Liu Qingyun's hair, not to mention that Zhu Bajie is really skilled in this area, he combed Liu Qingyun with a beautiful mustache, put powder on his face, and applied rouge. also painted a distant mountain dai for Liu Qingyun. put on lipstick, put on a Luo shirt, and I don't know where Zhu Bajie took two steamed buns, he stuffed Liu Qingyun on his chest. Then put on embroidered shoes for him. Liu Qingyun is like a puppet for Zhu Bajie to fiddle with.

Now Liu Qingyun hated Wei Huan so much in his heart, and said in his heart: "Wei Huan, good boy." You're waiting for me. If it weren't for you, I would have suffered this sin. It took a long time for Zhu Bajie to finish. He took a few steps back and looked Liu Qingyun up and down. He looked at it and smacked his lips, "Tut-tu If I had looked like this, why didn't Miss Gao marry me? Ahhhhhhhh Wei Huan! Seeing such a beauty, I don't believe that you don't take the bait.