Chapter 15 Liu Meiren waits for less flowers, Zhu Bajie skillfully pushes marriage
Liu Qingyun and Zhu Bajie found a place where no one was, and Zhu Bajie dressed Liu Qingyun up. When he saw it, Le's hands couldn't clapped together. He said in his heart: "Wei Huan, I don't believe it, you won't be tempted when you see such a beauty." But Liu Qingyun and Zhu Bajie had different ideas, and he hated Wei Huan in his heart now.
He couldn't wait to drag Wei Huan over and bite a few bites to relieve his hatred. At this time, Liu Qingyun was wearing a water-clear floor-length skirt and a water-clear sweat towel tied around her waist. There are also six crony belts in the week. The hair is combed high, the ponytail is combed low, and two locks of green silk are combed from behind the ears and put on his chest, Zhu Bajie saw that his head was a little empty, picked up a branch from the ground, blew it, and turned it into a step and inserted it on the right side of his hair, and picked a few wild flowers from the ground and turned them into some small ornaments, and put them on his head.
Zhu Bajie looked at it and nodded. Liu Qingyun originally had wheat-colored skin, but now he was covered by Zhu Bajie with apricot pollen, and even his neck was covered with powder, revealing his flaws, and he slightly applied some rouge on his cheeks and cheeks. Look at this little face again, it looks as good as red and white. Coupled with the delicate facial features. The eyeballs turn slightly, and the autumn waves play, seducing the soul.
Zhu Bajie laughed after cleaning up Liu Qingyun: "Okay, brother, it's done." The custodian fascinated the Wei Huan. Let's go, we'll go. As he spoke, he turned around and took Liu Qingyun away, and Liu Qingyun followed behind. Zhu Bajie looked back while walking, and he found something wrong with this look: "Stop, stop, brother, don't go first." β
Liu Qingyun took a deep breath and rolled his eyes: "Old brother, what's wrong with you?" Zhu Bajie walked up to him: "Brother, do you know what it means to be swaying? Look at your two steps, what are you called a beauty? You are a stupid girl rushing to the market! You should twist a little when you walk." Will you try again?"
Liu Qingyun narrowed his eyes and thought about the word. Then he tried it according to Zhu Bajie's meaning, it didn't matter if he tried it, he gave it a turn. Liu Qingyun also felt wrong: "Brother, how should this beauty go?" Zhu Bajie hurriedly stretched out his hands: "Okay, okay, don't go, watch me show you a show." Just once? The woman walked without shaking her hands. Most of them carry the skirt with one hand and the other behind their backs. Or square your chest with one hand and stick to the cuffs with the other, and slow down when you walk. As he spoke, he walked twice in front of Liu Qingyun.
Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Qingyun again after he finished walking, and squatted on the ground. Shoulders shake, flowers and branches tremble. Zhu Bajie scratched the back of his head, he also knew that with his own appearance, it was indeed inappropriate to learn from women. "Okay, okay, stop laughing. Aren't I here to show you? Now it's your turn. Liu Qingyun stopped laughing when he heard him, stood up awkwardly, thought about what Zhu Bajie just said, and then held the skirt in his right hand and put his left hand behind his back, slowed down and walked around twice in front of Zhu Bajie.
He put forward his opinion on the side while walking Zhu Bajie: "Alas! Yes, yes, that's how it feels." Take a smaller step and shake your ass up. Alas, all you need to do with your right hand is to lift the hem of your skirt with three fingers, and lift your little and ring fingers. Liu Qingyun walked in front of Zhu Bajie a few more times, and Zhu Bajie saw that there was no flaw: "Okay, now you are full of disciples." β
Liu Qingyun let out a sigh: "Brother, let's discuss something? Do you see that when no one is around, don't I have to do this?" Zhu Bajie thought about it and nodded. Then Zhu Bajie took a hexagram and calculated Wei Huan's itinerary. They were waiting for Wei Huan on the way he had to go.
They found a large lying cow bluestone and sat on it, and Zhu Bajie turned into a little old man. On the surface, it looks like the father and daughter are tired and resting here. Before coming back here, they had conjured up a dwelling not far away, just in case. After that, they were waiting for Wei Huan here.
Besides, Wei Huan, since Feng Yuyan's incident happened, his father asked his son to go to the relationship and put this matter to rest, Tailing Hou originally wanted to teach his son a lesson, but when he looked at his wife's face, he didn't dare. So he sighed and went back to Kyoto. As soon as Wei Huan saw that his father was gone, he wanted to run out to play.
When the Marquis of Tailing was there, he was grounded, and he was imprisoned for three months in a row, suffocating him. As soon as his father left, he wanted to go out for a walk, but this time his mother stopped him and told him to stay at home for a few days first. This time, in order to settle Feng Yuyan's affairs, the Hou Mansion also spent a lot of things and money. That's why she told her son to stay honest for a few days.
Mrs. Hou Ye just said this, how could Wei Huan stand it? Since his father left, he was carrying twenty-five little rats in his arms, scratching his heart with a hundred claws. I want to go out and hang out. In the end, Mrs. Hou couldn't stand her son's begging and agreed.
The first few days were ok, just going out for a walk and not causing trouble. But after seven days had passed, his true form was revealed, and he began to plague the local people again. Just a few days ago, he heard the teacher at home say a sentence, tigers and leopards are hidden in the mountains, and unicorns are buried in the wilderness. He thought: Oh - this wilderness can bury unicorns, can there be beautiful girls in the remote mountain villages?
You see that this kid is really very perceptive, and he will draw inferences from one another, but he doesn't go to a good place, and he actually thinks of some crooked ways. After thinking about it, he began to drill into the backwoods. really let him run into two beautiful village girls, but he snatched them to the house and defiled them. After this kid tasted the sweetness, he has been wandering around the middle of nowhere for the past few days.
Today was no exception, he was walking along a small dirt road with a group of doglegs. I heard a slave next to him say that this slave's name is Wei San, and the slave follows the master's surname. "Master, master, where do you look?" Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun have been waiting here for an hour. Liu Qingyun's ass was almost numb, and this Wei Huan arrived with a group of minions.
As soon as Liu Qingyun used his eyes, he saw that this Wei Huan was not a good thing. This kid is nearly a zhang tall, Liu Qingyun is not low, he is tall in the crowd, but this kid is half a head taller than Liu Qingyun, wearing a cyan sword-sleeved robe, a belt inlaid with gems at the waist, and a sachet and fan bag hanging on his waist. Cloaked in a hero's coat. Pedal tiger head boots. A cake face, looking twenty-three or fourteen years old. Wearing a crown of hair, a dozen pearls shimmered on it, and a red pompom in the middle of the picture trembled. The complexion is turmeric, a pair of horse brush eyebrows, two goldfish eyes, and the thief is full of light. Scales nose, water chestnut mouth. A pair of beckoning ears. Now he was riding his horse and walking this way with straight eyes. The minions in the back also rode horses, and followed him with a virtuous demeanor.
Liu Qingyun pretended to be afraid and drilled behind Zhu Bajie. Looking at Liu Qingyun's timid appearance, this Wei Huan is about to flow down. This group of boys just looked at Liu Qingyun in a daze, and the horses under their crotches continued to walk forward without the master's orders. But after a while, I heard it, plop - approved plop - oops - plop, oops, my dam!
Why is this voice? This group of boys patronized to see the beauties, and Ma carried them past in front of Liu Qingyun and Zhu Bajie, and they didn't notice it, and these boys looked back immediately before they knew it. You think, they are on the horses, twisting their necks, twisting their bodies, and some of them are blocked, and this body leans forward. Can this not fall off the horse?
Liu Qingyun almost laughed out loud when he saw them, and he quickly covered his mouth with his sleeve. Although he didn't laugh out loud, his body leaned back, and Liu Qingyun almost fell off the big rock. Zhu Bajie quickly grabbed Liu Qingyun with his hand, and whispered: "Brother, what are you doing here? If you mess up the play, brother, I won't agree." β
Liu Qingyun lowered his voice: "Oh, Daddy, my daughter knows? Are people just looking at that group of people too ridiculous?" Zhu Bajie was not mentally prepared at all, and when he heard Liu Qingyun say this, he had goosebumps. Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Qingyun in a daze, and said in his heart: If you don't say hello this time, you will enter the play? Zhu Bajie replied twice in a daze: "Ahhhh
Seeing Wei Huan get up from the ground, he dusted off the dust as fast as he could, and straightened his clothes. He took out a folding fan from the fan bag, fanned his stomach with the fan, and walked over with three shakes. came to the front of Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun: "Heyββ, old man, what are you doing sitting here at noon?"
Zhu Bajie showed a frightened look: "This ββ, little old man and my daughter went to incense, and when they came back, they passed by here, and my daughter really couldn't walk, so she rested here." Wei Huan looked at Liu Qingyun and smiled: "Oh! I see that Miss Gui is delicate and expensive, if she is sunburned by the sun, what can I do? Bring your umbrella and give it to Miss. β
Wei San hurriedly took the umbrella off the horse's back and ran to Wei Huan's side: "Master, the umbrella is here." Wei Huan muttered a few words in his ear, muttering while peeking at Liu Qingyun. When he finished muttering, he amplified his voice and said, "Go, quickly put on the umbrella for the young lady." Wei San ran to Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun in a hurry, and opened the umbrella to cover them: "Yoββ, old uncle's surname? Is this a precious daughter? I don't know how many flowers there are?
When Zhu Bajie heard this, ah! It's really an impatient! It's good to save you trouble. "Ohββ, little old man, my surname is Zhu, my name is Zhu Neng. This is my daughter, named Qianqian, this year is just twenty-nine, because of her high vision, so she has not allowed anyone. What is this for, you ask?"
When Wei Huan heard this, he was so happy in his heart, he hurriedly gave Wei San a look. Wei Sanyi looked at it and said, "I'm Di Ye, you are more anxious than me." He laughed: "Oh, ββ,what a coincidence, did the old man see the one next to him?" That is our young master, the son of the current Marquis of Tailing, the young marquis. Although he has been married for many years, the wife of the main house has been vacant. Look at the age of our young marquis, the age of your daughter, what a good pair! Our young marquis intends to be with your young lady, and wants her to be the wife of the main house. I don't know what my husband thinks?"
Zhu Bajie waved his hands tightly: "No, the young marquis is a golden branch and jade leaf, and we are just flat-headed people." This door is not worthy of the household, how to make it. No, you can't. Wei San smiled: "Old man, you are wrong." As long as the young lady marries into the Hou Mansion, the two of you will wear gold and silver and enjoy endless wealth and glory. How good is that?"
Zhu Bajie smacked his lips: "How can this be ββ,? My old man, my wife died early." Just leave me such a daughter. I was looking for a son-in-law. In the future, I will be clothed in linen and filial piety, and I will be sent to the end of my old age. So in this matter, the eldest brother Lao replied, saying that the young marquis can be a young girl, which is our great blessing, but our master has been blessed for two lifetimes. Therefore, this marriage cannot be agreed. Wei Sanyi heard that Zhu Bajie's door was closed very tightly, and he rolled his eyes and said, since the soft one is not good, don't blame us for the hard one.