Xiao Lan was in pain and happy, and Bian Chong also climbed the high platform in the center of the school field, dressed in black flying fiercely in the wind, and a row of strong men in gold armor stood neatly behind him, looking majestic. The little boy riding the bull www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion also walked up with a smile from the other side, looking nondescript in a group of military men.

Looking down at the crowd, Bian Chong slowly spoke: "I know, many of you don't know what's going on, and you all want to know what kind of place this is and why you came here?"

The voice was not loud but clearly came into everyone's ears, and what was said was exactly what people were confused about, and everyone listened calmly, wanting to know what was going on, and for a time the whole school was silent. I heard him say: "First of all, I want to congratulate you, because from today onwards you will no longer be a mortal, and you will no longer have to worry about birth, old age, sickness and death, you have become one of the heavenly soldiers who defend the peace of the Three Realms!"

Everyone was in an uproar when they heard this, some were surprised, some couldn't believe it, and some were ignorant. "Really, fake?" for a while, everyone was talking.

Waving his hand to signal everyone to be silent, Bian Chong continued: "You look up at this sky, look down at this land, and then look back at the big river behind you, I can tell you that this is the heavenly realm that everyone yearns for, the big river behind you is the heavenly river, and the place where you stand is the Tianhe camp of the heavenly court. ”

Seeing that everyone couldn't believe it for a while, Bian Chong smiled slightly and said: "Whether you believe it or not, to put it bluntly, you have been arrested by Heavenly Court, from now on you are a rookie in the Tianhe Battalion, and I am the chief instructor of you rookies!"

"The reason why I chose you to go to the Heavenly Court is because many of you are brave warriors, and the second is that your Yang Shou is over, and you should have entered the underworld to regain reincarnation, but because of the shortage of heavenly soldiers, Heavenly Court gave you this opportunity. Bian Chong's next words completely subverted everyone's understanding.

"What, Yang Shou is over! So I'm already dead?" Hearing the news, everyone suddenly exploded, no one dared to believe it, and some people couldn't help but shout: "You mean that we are dead, but why do I still have flesh and blood, and there is still a shadow underground?"

Bian Chong smiled: "I just said that your yang life is over, but I didn't say that you are dead. In other words, you should have died and then returned to the underworld, but the heavenly court asked you from Hades, so you don't have to die now. Of course, before we take you to heaven, we will lay down a body that is exactly like yours, so that the world will think that you are all dead, so as not to be shocked. ”

Knowing that he was still alive, Xiao Lan quietly breathed a sigh of relief, anyway, there was nothing to worry about, his parents died early, and he had no family, even if he really died, no one would feel sad for himself, but he was afraid that except for his cousin, who always remembered his little family property, he would be happy, and other people would soon forget about themselves.

But after thinking about it, if Xiao Fengxian got up in the morning and suddenly found that she was lying next to her and turned into a corpse, I don't know what kind of situation would it be?

It is said that **** is ruthless, I don't know if Xiao Fengxian will feel sad about her death? But no matter what, I'm afraid that she will really have to be sad about this matter for a while, the house has a dead prostitute, and the business will definitely be cold for a while, and no prostitute will come to touch this kind of mold.

Xiao Lan could even imagine Xiao Fengxian's bleak appearance now, but she was afraid that she was gritting her teeth and cursing herself, a short-lived ghost, so that she didn't even have to do a skin and meat business, and couldn't help but snicker when she thought about it, I don't know if this is another way to keep the festival for herself? Xiao Lan thought of it heartlessly.

This is a strong man on the side but crying bitterly, someone couldn't help asking: "You're not dead, why are you crying?"

"The widow next door Xiaohua has already agreed to marry me, and she was scheduled to pass by on a day this month, but who knew that I was brought here, and my body was obtained, and I just held hands with her, and the bed was not yet on?" the man cried.

Someone on the side sneered: "Look at your little bit of talent, and you are still thinking about the widow next door? Don't you think about it, but now in the heavenly court, there are fairies everywhere, which one is not ten thousand times stronger than the widow next door to you." ”

"I don't care, I just need Xiaohua, I'm almost thirty this year, and I'm still a virgin!"

Xiao Lan couldn't help but shake his head when he heard this, feeling deeply sad for this funny virgin, but he couldn't help but look forward to how to make fairies in the heavenly court in the future, of course, if there was a particularly enchanting banshee, he would not refuse much.

At this time, I heard Bian Chong say: "You should have become lonely souls and wild ghosts and go to hell, and many of them will be put into the oil pot and go to the sea of fire according to the sins of life, and they will suffer the endless suffering of Na Ah Nose Hell. ”

Seeing that some people were frightened, he laughed loudly: "But now because Your Majesty and Tianpeng Zhenjun have given you this opportunity, not only will you be spared death, but also let you become heavenly soldiers, and then take the elixir later, you can live forever." Therefore, you should cherish this opportunity, train hard, and strive to become a qualified heavenly soldier as soon as possible, so as to protect the peace of the Three Realms, so as to repay Your Majesty and the True Monarch of Tianpeng for their virtue of regeneration. ”

Everyone heard that they could not only escape death, but also eat the elixir of immortality, but they only felt that today's experience was too incredible, even if they couldn't believe it, they couldn't help but cheer.

Nodding with satisfaction, Bian Chong spoke again: "Next, the military judge will order Huzhong to preach the military discipline of the Tianhe camp. After speaking, he walked back to Xiao Daotong and sat down.

A short and fat man with a gloomy face walked to the front of the stage, and after scanning everyone with cold eyes, Sen Ran said: "This official is responsible for the military discipline of the Tianhe battalion, and the ugly words are ahead, if anyone dares to commit it in my hands, this official will definitely guarantee that he will taste the taste of ecstasy that is even worse than the eighteenth layer of hell!"

Under the glance of his gloomy gaze, everyone felt as if they were being targeted by a poisonous snake, and they couldn't help but be silent one by one, deliberately straightening their bodies, and they didn't dare to come out.

Ling Huzhong nodded with satisfaction and said: "Very good! As a heavenly soldier, you must first understand the rules, especially in the heavenly court, if you don't understand the rules, you are likely to inadvertently offend the big man, and then I am afraid that I don't even know how I died, let alone you, even the handsome man may not be able to protect you, do you understand?"

The crowd shouted, "Understood!"

"Now I'm going to tell you about the rules of the Heavenly Soldiers. After saying the trick, he took out a three-foot-thick canon, opened the first page and read: "The Great Canon of Heavenly Soldiers and Military Discipline, this canon is divided into fifty-two outlines, seven hundred and twenty subheads, and a total of 23,936 articles. ”

Then read one by one: "The first outline of the general principles, the first ......." One by one, everyone began to listen attentively, but as the entries grew, they felt as if thousands of flies were buzzing around, and gradually they felt dizzy and drowsy.

Xiao Lan yawned, tried to raise his heavy eyelids, his ears were full of this and that, although the content was a little complicated, but the punishment was much more lenient than the military law of the mortal world, unlike the mundane army, most of the punishments were military sticks or whipping, Xiao Lan thought about it carefully, but it is no wonder that the heavenly soldiers are different from ordinary soldiers in the world after all, after all, they are also considered immortals, so military law is mainly based on punishment.

In fact, Xiao Lan still underestimated the punishment of the heavenly soldiers, some punishments even the veterans of the heavenly court would rather die than suffer, of course, for Xiao Lan, a rookie of new soldiers, only on the day of punishment will they experience this kind of pain.

The content of the Heavenly Soldier Military Discipline Ceremony is extremely cumbersome, not only detailing things such as eating, drinking, and Lazar, but also not lacking strange regulations that bird eggs are not allowed to be picked and wild flowers are not picked. Suddenly, I heard Ling Huzhong say: "All heavenly soldiers must refrain from self-denial, and they must not peep into the secrets of the fairy gate, let alone peep at the fairy bathing." Xiao Lan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help but think that not letting the fairy take a bath means that he would have the opportunity to see the fairy taking a bath!

A heart was pounding, I just felt that there was nothing happier in the world, and I couldn't help but guess what kind of spring bloom the fairy would be in the bath, and how beautiful and sultry the hibiscus fairy should be, and the unknown liquid at the corner of the mouth unconsciously flowed down more than half a foot long.

Seeing the sun rising from the east to mid-air, Ling Hu Zhongcai read all the military regulations with a dry mouth, and then said a sentence that made everyone collapse: "Today's training camp is over, everyone will receive a military discipline canon, and I will check the memorization of your reading in a month, if anyone can't memorize it at that time, don't blame me for letting him try the taste of the ghost gate first!"

Xiao Lan only felt that his mouth was more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't help but think that Lao Tzu had memorized books for half his life, and he had to vomit every day when he carried them on his back, thinking that it would be easy to be a soldier, and the result was good, who would have thought that he would have to recite more boring military discipline, which was more than 20,000 articles, and he didn't memorize people?

At this time, I saw a strong and mighty man standing in front of the stage, holding a roster, and said in a loud voice: "I am your array instructor Dugusheng, and I will take the roll call below, and all those who are named will come forward to distribute the ranks, and distribute the elixir and military cards." ”

Different from the dizzying military discipline propaganda in Linghu, as soon as Dugu Sheng's words fell, everyone's spirits were shocked, thinking that there was finally an elixir to eat, and many people couldn't help cheering.

"Guan Liang!"

"The end will be!" As Dugu Sheng reported his first name, a man with a face like a heavy jujube and thin eyebrows and long eyes stepped onto the high platform.

"I order you to be the first line of the first line of the Tianhe New Barracks!"

"The last general commands!" Guan Liang clasped his fists and saluted, standing aside cleanly.

Dugu Sheng nodded approvingly, and then read: "Xue Xing, Liu Kui, Wang Xiaonian, Ma Biao, you are the first recruits in the first line of the first line of the new barracks, and you accept the commander of Guan Liang every day. ”

The four people who were called by name came to the stage one after another to stand beside Guan Liang, and listened to Dugu Sheng continue: "I hope that the five of you will train hard and become qualified heavenly soldiers as soon as possible, and now you can go to receive military cards and elixirs." ”

The five people agreed, first walked in front of Bian Chong, and saw Bian Chong take the military card handed by his subordinates and handed it to them, and said some words of encouragement, and the five came to Mingyue again, Mingyue looked them up and down, took out a jade bottle, poured out five elixirs and put them in their hands.

At this moment, everyone held their breath, their eyes were focused on the five elixirs, and they saw that the elixir was about the size of a pigeon's egg, it looked crystal clear, and there was a faint red glow flashing, and from a distance, they smelled a fragrant breath, which made people salivate, and many people couldn't help but swallow their saliva with a grunt.

Among them is Xiao Lan, he can't help but think that Lao Tzu has eaten the elixir in the past, every time he goes to a place like Cuihong Courtyard, he can always meet a Taoist priest who sells all kinds of elixir at the door, boasting that his elixir can make the sisters in the kiln ********, and he has tried it, and it can really help the fun, but I don't know what the elixir here will look like after eating it?

Who knew that at this time, a gold-armored soldier led the five people who were already impatient to the side, and whispered something, and saw a few people nodding their heads again and again like chickens pecking rice, and under his guidance, they walked to a barracks next to them, and no one served the Dan in public, and they couldn't see the situation after they served the Dan, which was inevitably disappointing.

Fortunately, that Dugu Sheng began to recite his name again at this time, and everyone knew that they would eventually get the elixir that belonged to them, so they had to hold back the hunger and thirst in their hearts and wait for the elixir to be distributed to them.

I don't know how long it took, seeing waves of people coming to the stage to lead Dan, until I was so anxious that I suddenly heard Dugu Sheng call his name, I cheered in my heart, and shouted from my predecessors: "Mark it down!"

couldn't help but snicker, according to the order of reading his name, it was the first of this army, if nothing else, he would be arranged as the captain of this army, although this official position is not big, but it is a good sign that he can become the captain of the army when he first arrives in heaven, so he straightened his chest and folded his belly, and took out what he thought was the most chic posture and climbed on the high platform.

Who knew that Dugusheng glanced at him, but his brows furrowed, he looked at him suspiciously, looked down at the roster in his hand, and turned around and shouted, "General Bian, please come here." ”

"What's the matter?" Bian Chong agreed in confusion.

Dugu Sheng pointed to the roster and whispered, "There seems to be something wrong with this person." ”

Bian Chong looked at the contents of the roster, his brows furrowed, and he saw that it was clearly written: Xiao Lan, the guard of the East Gate of Chang'an, is eight feet tall, strong and brave, powerful and powerful, and can be a centurion.

Looking up at the guy with a blue nose and swollen face in front of him, he was no more than six and a half feet tall, thin like a little chicken, where was he strong and brave, Kong Wu was powerful and hung on the edge, wasn't it the guy who yelled when he saw Ning Yan before? looked up at Xiao Lan and asked, "Your name is Xiao Lan?"

Xiao Lan nodded, and Bian Chong asked again, "What did you do before?"

Xiao Lan saw that others could be smoothly assigned to the army and receive the elixir, but when he arrived here, he had an accident, and he didn't know what the situation was, so he had a bad premonition, but he still answered honestly: "He was a scholar in Chang'an City, his ancestors were innocent, and he studied hard, and he never did anything to be a traitor." ”

Hearing Xiao Lan's words, Bian Chong couldn't help but smile and said, "It's not to check your ancestors for the eighteenth generation, you go back to the stage and wait first." ”

"Why?" Xiao Lan couldn't help but say.

"If you get off the stage and wait, you will go down and wait, what so much nonsense!" Before Bian Chong could say anything, Dugu Sheng scolded with a tiger face on the side.

Xiao Lan was aggrieved, so he had to walk down the stage with a bitter face, and then Bian Chong stretched out his hand to invite a personal attendant to tell him in his ear, and then saw the man set up a cloud and flew quickly in the direction of the camp.

Dugusheng completely ignored Xiao Lan, who was nervous, and continued to name him. Seeing one person after another passing by him and stepping onto the stage, Xiao Lan only felt cold, and couldn't help but secretly guess what happened to him, could it be because he shouted to the fairy just now? For a while, he watched others happily go to the stage to receive the elixir, and unconsciously sounded a mournful and sad tune in his ears.

I don't know how long it took, when the last recruit finished receiving the elixir, Xiao Lan was left alone in the audience, and then he heard Bian Chong shouting: "Xiao Lan." ”

Holding on to the last bit of hope, Xiao Lan took a deep breath and walked to the stage, and saw Bian Chong looking at himself with a complicated expression and said: "Xiao Lan, the matter has been clarified, Heavenly Court recruited this time, there was no such person as you, you shouldn't have come here, but someone made a fuss." ”

"Is there a mistake?" Xiao Lan almost cried and asked, "What oolong, what shouldn't I appear in Heavenly Court?"