"That's basically the way it is. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "Bian Chong told Xiao Lan what happened.

After listening to Bian Chong's words, Xiao Lan stood there stupidly, and his heart also fell to the bottom.

Unexpectedly, the person who was originally elected to the heavenly court was not himself, but a guy with the same name and surname as himself, and the unlucky guy was said to be a six-grade gatekeeper general in Chang'an City, just because he was drunk, he poured a bubble of urine on the head of the statue of the city god, and said something disrespectful. As a result, when the god of the Heavenly Court Recruitment Division found Chenghuang and asked him to take him to find someone, Chenghuang deliberately took the god to find himself with the same name and surname as that guy, so he was taken to Heaven by Zhang Guan Li Dai.

Bian Chong was also very depressed in his heart, an ordinary conscription, but he made such a fork, not only involving a city god of Chang'an City with a background in the underworld, but also involving the Wenchang Star Palace, if the matter is directly poked out, the face of the underworld is not good-looking, and there will be some disputes in the Wenchang Palace, not to mention that he is the head of the conscription.

What's more, thinking of his brother's increasingly difficult situation, Bian Chong couldn't help but secretly regret why Fang Cai didn't turn a blind eye, but listened to Dugu Sheng's words and sent someone to investigate the matter. I couldn't help but greet the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of that city god in my heart, you said that you are a little city god, people are drunk and poured urine on your head, it's a big deal to find another opportunity to retaliate and come back, but you have to do something about recruiting soldiers in the heavenly court?

Bian Chong's head hurts when he thinks about it now, let him make such a fuss, not only the city gate guard who was supposed to go to heaven was detained in the underworld and became a lonely ghost, but also a scholar who had no power to get a chicken to the heavenly court, although this guy will be a small official for a term at best, but it can be regarded as some fame at best, but now it's good, get a corpse and throw it in a brothel, the whole Chang'an City has spread, even the emperor knows that this book named Xiao Lan was born on the belly of Sister Yao, how can he participate in the scientific examination in the future?

Sighing, he once again greeted all the relatives of that city god, and Bian Chong could only try his best to eliminate the impact of this incident.

After thinking about it, he said to Xiao Lan: "This matter is an oolong for you, and now you have two choices, one is to give you some compensation and send you back to the mortal world, but the original identity cannot be used, but it is still okay to let you be a free rich man for a lifetime." ”

Seeing that Xiao Lan was silent, Bian Chong continued: "There is another choice, which is to stay, and continue to be a soldier if you are wrong, but you have to start from the lowest rookie, you have to think clearly." ”

Hearing that there was still a chance to stay, Xiao Lan's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Don't think about it, I decided to stay, I want to be a soldier, I want to ......" He was too excited, and he almost said that he wanted to see the fairy take a bath, but fortunately, there was still a trace of reason, and he stopped talking in time.

Bian Chong looked at him and asked solemnly again: "You have to think about it, when you return to the mortal world, you can enjoy the glory and wealth of a lifetime." And the soldiers of heaven are not only tired, but also may lose their lives at any time. ”

"Needless to say. Xiao Lan said proudly: "Compared with the great task of guarding the peace of the Three Realms, what is the glory and wealth? It's just a passing cloud, for the peace of the Three Realms, I would rather give up these vanities!" What I thought in my heart was that Lao Tzu wanted to eat the elixir, and Lao Tzu wanted to live forever.

Bian Chong nodded when he heard this: "Since you have this ambition, Bian should not let you down, but if you want to stay, you need to forget your identity as a scholar from now on, from today you will be the gatekeeper of Chang'an City and a recruit of the Tianhe battalion." ”

Xiao Lan didn't care so much at this time, and nodded busily, as long as he could eat the elixir, let alone be a city gate official, he was willing to let himself be a grandson.

At this time, Mingyue on the side said to Bian Chong: "Brother Bian is only afraid that something is wrong with this treatment. ”

Bian Chong said: "Brother Mingyue, this matter is by no means as simple as it seems, if it is really investigated, as small as that city god, the god of recruiting soldiers, even if he is in the lower and his brother, he can't get rid of it." ”

Mingyue knew the suffering of Brother Bian Chong, and nodded when she heard this: "It seems that it has to be like this, if there is any trouble in the future, just tell me, Mingyue will never stand idly by." ”

Bian Chong said gratefully: "Thank you Brother Mingyue Gaoyi!"

Turning to Xiao Lan, he said: "Xiao Lan, since you have decided to stay, remember to keep your mouth shut and not reveal your true identity, otherwise you should know what the consequences will be." ”

"The subordinates understand. Xiao Lan agreed, and his heart was completely let go. I loved the city god of Chang'an City to death in my heart, and even regretted why I didn't give him pillar incense in the first place, if it wasn't for his personal vendetta, I wouldn't have been able to come to heaven. Therefore, I secretly decided that if I could get ahead in the future and look like a dog, I would repay this city god for everything.

After admonishing Xiao Lan, Bian Chong Zhengse said: "Xiao Lan, you are now the sixtieth recruit of the sixteenth line of the Tianhe camp Xinzi, this is your military card." ”

Just as Xiao Lan was about to receive the military card, Bian Chong asked again: "Do you really decide to give up glory and wealth like this?" Do you know how many immortals want to go down to earth privately, just to enjoy that kind of life?"

Xiao Lan took the military card and said with a solemn expression: "In my eyes, what identity, what glory and wealth are floating clouds, from today Xiao is a heavenly soldier." Secretly thought to himself, the fool just let the elixir not eat, don't you want to live forever? His eyes eagerly turned to Mingyue, anxiously waiting for him to distribute his elixir.

Who knew that Mingyue looked at him with a smile and said unhurriedly: "Xiao Yishi's mind is really admirable, but because you are the last person to receive the elixir, it is ......." ”

Xiao Lan chuckled in his heart, and secretly said that he would not be so unlucky, could it be that the elixir has been divided, so wouldn't his own drama be in vain, and he tried to calm down and said: "Dao Chang is saying that there is no more left in this elixir?"

"Definitely. Mingyue shook her head.

When Xiao Lan heard this, he couldn't wait to go up and kick him, he was so angry in his heart, thinking that you couldn't stop panting when you spoke, which made him worry about it.

Mingyue said with a strange expression: "Because you are the last person to receive the elixir, this elixir of yours is a little different from others." After speaking, he poured out a black and inconspicuous pill from the jade bottle.

"It's okay, it's okay. Xiao Lan secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Mingyue's words, no matter what, there was still an elixir to eat, but when he saw the elixir handed over by Mingyue, his eyes suddenly widened, and he couldn't help but wail: "Why am I so small?"

Without the red light of the clouds, without the size of a pigeon's egg, the pill in his hand was only a small pinch, and it was black and dull, except for the strong smell of medicinal residues, where there was a little refreshing aroma.

A trace of embarrassment flashed on Mingyue's face, and she said with a smile: "Although it is a little smaller, it is also a genuine product of Tushi Palace, and the effect will never be worse." ”

It's not much worse, that is to say, it's worse than other elixirs. Xiao Lan's face twitched, thinking to himself why his life was so bitter, he finally stayed in the heavenly court, but the elixir he got was the worst.

However, after thinking about it, although the quality of this elixir may be worse, it is better than nothing, so I had to pinch my nose and admit that I was unlucky, and I picked up the pill and put it in my mouth.

But I heard Mingyue shouting: "Wait." ”

Xiao Lan was stunned for a moment, looked at him with some annoyance, and thought to himself that even if I gave me the worst elixir, I still had to stop myself from taking the pill, what did I want to do?

Seeing Mingyue smiled, "Are you kid going to take the elixir like this?"

Xiao Lan looked at him inexplicably, and wondered, "Isn't this elixir eaten with your mouth?"

Mingyue smiled: "You misunderstood, but anyone who takes the elixir for the first time is a little particular, if you take it rashly, sometimes good things will become bad things." ”

Xiao Lan didn't think of what else to pay attention to when eating an elixir, so he asked, "I don't know what are the taboos for taking the elixir?" ”

"This has to start with the role of the elixir, the Dan is broad and profound, there are no less than 10,000 kinds of elixir, there are those that stay immortal, there are those that enhance mana, and there are various uses, but no matter which one, each elixir contains an extremely powerful fairy power, mortals will be affected by this powerful fairy power, and the flesh mortal fetus will be broken, but it will be repaired under the action of this power, and the body that has been repaired will become easier to accept the power of the fairy, which is why the convincing elixir can fade the flesh mortal fetus。 Mingyue explained slowly.

Xiao Lan nodded as if he didn't understand, and listened to Mingyue continue: "But this process varies from person to person and from pill to pill, so the effect of mortals taking the elixir is different, the same elixir is different from person to person, some people can soar to the sky and condense the immortal spirit, pointing directly to the avenue of immortality, but some people can only transform the body without showing miracles." ”

Xiao Lan couldn't help but feel a little bitter when he heard him, he didn't expect that the medicinal effect of the elixir would be different, and what he got was the worst one, so the effect after eating it was naturally conceivable, and he couldn't help but be a little depressed.

Mingyue continued: "Of course, the process of taking the elixir also varies from person to person, some people are ********like ascending to the fairy land, and some people are like falling into hell to die or live, so the first time a mortal takes the elixir, he must have someone to take care of him, which is why the person who was previously assigned the elixir has to follow a soldier." ”

Unexpectedly, there would be different reactions after eating the elixir, Xiao Lan secretly prayed: "I must not be the kind of painful shape like falling into hell, it is better to ******** the kind." ”

Mingyue muttered: "Because your elixir is relatively special, Poor Dao is willing to be your protector, and if there is anything wrong, Poor Dao can also help." Besides, if it is true that this pill has no medicinal effect, it is better to go back and ask the master for a compensatory pill for you. ”

Xiao Lan only understood what he meant at this time, it turned out that he wanted to watch himself take the elixir with his own eyes, look at the black pill in his hand, and wonder if he should let himself try the pill for him, right? ”

Under the guidance of Mingyue, Xiao Lan approached the camp and came to a small barracks, only to see a futon in the center of the room, a small table next to it, with all kinds of sugar and honey sauce on it, and a pool of clear water in the corner of the hut, the most striking thing is that there is a huge toilet behind the screen, I can't help but be confused, and I don't know what these things are for.

But now he didn't have the heart to study the usefulness of these things, and under Mingyue's repeated instructions, he took off his clothes and armor and put it on top of the futon, and carefully put the pill in his mouth.