Chapter 159 The powerful character Aunt Erlang
Nezha saw that Yuan Bao, who was buried in a pile of bricks, was silent, so he wanted to go up and check. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
But Fang took two steps, and Nezha said in his heart: "Maybe he's pretending to be dead again, wait for me to bomb again!"
Thinking of this, Nezha once again launched a fierce attack on the brick pile.
After the attack, Nezha said in his heart: "I didn't react to him like this, I guess he's really dead!" It's a pity that I still have a few magic weapons that haven't come in handy, it's really not fun!"
After thinking about it, Nezha went to the brick pile to find Yuan Bao.
After pulling for a long time, I finally found Yuan Bao.
Just when Nezha was happy, Yuan Bao got up suddenly and grabbed Nezha's two pigtails.
Grabbing Nezha's braids, Yuan Bao threw him on top of his head and flew around.
Nezha didn't expect Yuan Bao to cheat again, and hurriedly shouted: "You shameless sinister villain!
Yuan Bao ignored it, just kept shaking and spinning in the air.
After throwing it off for a while, Yuan Bao felt that it was not enjoyable, so he played Nezha as a nunchuck.
While playing nunchucks, Yuan Bao sang:
"I'm invincible with nunchucks, I'm the best cock with nunchucks.
The demons are scared away when they see me, and the immortals are scared when they see me.
Square dancing aunt,
Seeing me playing Nezha,
Immediately, I was so scared that I didn't dare to jump again.
Ahh......h
I'm fighting, ahh......hh
Ahh......h
I'm fighting, ahh......hh
Whew......
......”
After playing for a long time, Yuan Bao heard Nezha no longer shouting, and said in his heart: "Could it be that he is playing to death!"
Yuan Bao hurriedly put Nezha on the ground and patted his cheek with his hand.
But no matter how Yuan Bao patted, Nezha remained unconscious.
Yuan Bao regretted in his heart: "I was just playing just now, and I forgot that the fox smell in my squeaky nest is too lethal." I'm going to have to rush into the source power, hoping to save his life. ”
After that, Yuan Bao hurriedly injected the source power in his body into Nezha's body to help him force out the inhaled fox odor from his body.
After a while, Nezha woke up from a coma.
Nezha opened his eyes and saw that Yuan Bao was sitting not far from him, and hurriedly got up and flew away.
Nezha, who flew into the far air, shouted: "Aunt Erlang, that Yuan Baohu is really stinky, I am not his opponent! I'm not going to rob you!"
When Yuan Bao heard this, he was surprised: "It turns out that there are still people! I knew that I had just saved some strength when I was playing nunchucks! This sister's wheel war wants to consume me?"
At this moment, a man's wife led a Tibetan mastiff and flew down to Yuan Bao.
Yuan Bao asked, "The Erlang aunt that Nezha said just now, is it you?"
The man's wife said: "It's your fairy sister me!"
Yuan Bao saw that Aunt Erlang was already a, and said with a wry smile: "You are my sister? I call you Auntie! You don't look in the mirror, you still think you are very tender!"
Aunt Erlang said: "This is all caused by my husband Erlang Zhenjun selling fake masks." In fact, I was originally as beautiful as a flower, and my elegance was peerless, and even Rulai lowered my eyebrows and bent my waist for me!"
Yuan Bao said with a smile: "If you come to lower your eyebrows and bend your waist, don't tease! I don't beat ugly women, you can go! Let Erlang Zhenjun come!"
Aunt Erlang smiled and stretched out her left hand, with a enoki mushroom in the palm of her left hand.
Aunt Erlang said to Yuan Bao: "He is here." ”
Yuan Bao looked left and right for a long time, where was there any trace of Erlang God.
Yuan Bao asked, "Where? Why didn't I find it?"
Aunt Erlang said: "It's in the palm of my hand!"
Yuan Bao looked at it, and it was indeed a fungus.
Aunt Erlang continued: "In order to sell fake masks, Erlang Zhenjun forced me to try it all day long, and then took photos and sent them to Moments. He did me like this, and I also took advantage of his lack of attention to put 'Juncao' in his wine. Now his mana is already on me, and he's just a fungus!"
After hearing this, Yuan Bao sighed: "It's true that he doesn't love you, and you don't love her either! The marriage between the two husband and wife has really changed from love to disaster! It sounds really suffocating, suffocating and sighing!"
Aunt Erlang said: "I didn't expect that the little brother has a deep understanding of feelings. If it weren't for the Jade Emperor tempting me with 'Returning Spring Grass', I wouldn't have promised him to catch you." For the sake of my return to the spring grass, I can only wronged the little brother to go with me. Please!"
Yuan Bao said: "I won't go." I went to Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor wanted to refine me into an elixir, wouldn't I be dead!"
Aunt Erlang shook her head and said, "No, no, you know that Aunt Monkey King!"
"Aunt Qi Tian?" Yuan Bao said in surprise.
Aunt Erlang said, "Yes!"
Yuan Baodao: "Sun Wukong is a female monkey?"
Aunt Erlang said: "To be exact, it should be a female monkey." Because she rejected Rulai's marriage proposal, she was put into the gossip furnace by Taishang Laojun for refining. In the end, not only did she not die, but her figure became more hot. What's even more powerful is that she has developed a pair of fiery eyes. Demons and monsters were nowhere to hide in her face. Therefore, you can rest assured that as long as you have a high level of cultivation, not only will you not die when you enter the Bagua Furnace, but you will be able to improve yourself. ”
Yuan Bao smiled: "Do you think I'm mentally retarded? I can deceive Nezha into wearing open crotch pants by making up this story." ”
Nezha heard it from afar and immediately flashed over.
Nezha said angrily: "Originally, the prince has always advocated one-on-one heads-up and refused to fight in groups! But you dare to laugh at me for being mentally retarded! Then today I will not blame me for not talking about the rules of the rivers and lakes!"
Yuan Bao said with a smile: "What are you pretending? Aunt Erlang and I haven't done it yet, your javelin and hula hoop have already been taken out! Instead of letting you sneak attack, it is better for Yuan to directly face the group fight of your three brothers and sisters!"
Aunt Erlang was puzzled: "Three brothers and sisters?"
Nezha said: "He's talking about you, me and the three of you." ”
Aunt Erlang said in a grand manner: "You are so bold! You dare to scold Nezha for being a dog." ”
Yuan Bao said calmly: "That's what it means." What are you going to do?"
Aunt Erlang said: "Not much! applaud you, papapa." Good scolding!"
Nezha said angrily when he heard this: "Aunt Erlang, where are you from?"
Aunt Erlang said: "You get out of the way for me, when will my Aunt Erlang ask others for help when they fight!
Nezha said angrily: "Okay, I'll go!"
After that, I saw Nezha open a celestial teleportation array above his head.
After opening, Nezha instantly ascended to the heavenly realm.
After Nezha flashed back to the heavenly realm, Aunt Erlang said to the Tibetan mastiff: "Roaring Heavenly Dog, go!"
I saw the roaring dog pounce on Yuan Bao suddenly.
Yuan Bao was naturally afraid of dogs, and when he saw the roaring dog pounce, he hurriedly opened the portal and fled.
Yuan Bao entered through the portal and stepped out of the solar system with one foot.
Who knew that Yuan Baofang stepped out, and Aunt Erlang and the Howling Sky Dog were already waiting for him not far away.
Yuan Bao hurriedly opened another portal and fled.
But when he got out of the portal, Aunt Erlang and the Howling Sky Dog were waiting for him not far away.
Yuan Bao fled like this for more than half a month, but he couldn't escape.
Yuan Bao simply stopped running away, picked up the bricks and fought with Aunt Erlang, the roaring dog.
Yuan Bao's cultivation at this time was in the early stage of the Wind and Fire Cave Heaven, and in the late stage of the Earth Dao Apotheosis.
And Aunt Erlang'er's cultivation is the early stage of the thunder and lightning color three caves, and the early stage of Erlang's cultivation in the cave has been stable for thousands of years.
Now Yuan Bao, who has only entered the early stage of the cave, is decisively not the opponent of Aunt Erlang.
Yuan Bao fought with Aunt Erlang and the Roaring Sky Dog for a long time, but they couldn't beat the two of them, and they were all injured.
Yuan Bao couldn't support it, so he hurriedly opened the portal and continued to start his escape.
But it is said that on the earth at this time.
Lin Qiaoyi finished the college entrance examination and slept beautifully.
No matter how she waited the next day, Yuan Bao didn't show up.
Lin Qiaoyi waited in the school dormitory for three days.
Three days later, Lin Qiaoyi's parents came to pick her up from school, and she had to go home with her parents.
Lin Qiaoyi, who returned home, looked forward to Yuan Bao's appearance all day long.
For this reason, she had a heart disease, she didn't think about tea, and she didn't want to eat.
Looking forward to the dark during the day, he ran to the open field when it was dark, and shouted Yuan Bao's name to the bright moon in the sky.
Later, she used a mirror to reflect the moon in the night sky.
Later, she would often fetch a large basin of water, and whisper to the moonlight in the water.
Lin Dongsheng and Zhang Juan thought that Lin Qiaoyi was too nervous about the college entrance examination and suffered from mental illness. He began to take her to the city to seek healing.
The doctor in the city concluded that he had "Mochizuki".
However, all the doctors' medication and psychological treatment adjustments for "Moon Gaze" did not help Lin Qiaoyi's condition.
Later, Lin Dongsheng invited the most famous witch from Shili Eight Villages to come to his home to do it.
I saw the witch wearing heavy makeup, wearing a witch robe, holding a crystal ball and chanting a spell in the "...... room" in the butterfly Qiaoyi's room.
After reading it, the witch said to Lin Dongsheng and his wife: "It's a depression in the house! I read it for a long time, and you didn't understand?"
Lin Dongsheng said: "Uh, I don't understand! ”
The witch said, "It's a depression in the house!"
Lin Dongsheng said: "Witch Woman, please speak human language." ”
The witch woman said angrily, "The house is really low! Don't you hear that the floor is empty? ”
Lin Dongsheng suddenly realized: "The witch woman said that the house is low. There was a cavity under the floor. ”
The witch nodded and said, "Yes." If you want your daughter's illness to be cured, open the floor and smooth out the depression in the ground. Her illness will be solved naturally!"
Lin Dongsheng put his ear on the floor and knocked on it, and when he knocked on the thirty-third floor tile pointed out by the witch, he heard a hollow sound.
Lin Dongsheng and his wife admired the witch woman in their hearts, and they gave an extra 200 yuan when they checked out.
Lin Dongsheng found a decoration company the next day and re-paved the floor of Lin Qiaoyi's room.
But after the repaving, Lin Qiaoyi's "Moon Gaze Syndrome" was not alleviated.
Later, Lin Dongsheng found a Taoist priest to open the altar.
The Taoist priest set up a table in Lin Dongsheng's courtyard, and there was cow tears, horse urine, and widow's blood on the table.
I only heard the words from the mouth of the Taoist priest: "My sister, die...... My sister, get out of ...... I'm your sister, go ...... My sister, go.......".
After some spells, the Taoist priest's ritual came to an end.
Lin Dongsheng gave the soft girl coin and sent the Taoist priest away.
But after the Taoist priest opened the altar and finished the Fa, it still didn't help Lin Qiaoyi's "Moon Gaze Syndrome".
In the middle, Lin Qiaoyi's notice came down, and she was admitted to an ordinary undergraduate university in the provincial capital.
When college started in September, Lin Qiaoyi's parents went to send their daughter to report because they were worried about their daughter's psychological problems.
Along the way, Lin Qiaoyi just looked out the window, wearing headphones, listening to songs about missing, and didn't say a word to her parents.
Lin Qiaoyu didn't know in her heart whether Yuan Bao, who had been by her side since she was a child, appeared during the day, and peeped at her on the moon at night would still appear.