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In the second half of the night on the day of the college entrance examination, the city resounded with firecrackers.

Every household went out to check. It turned out that all the families who had private cars, but had no children to take the college entrance examination today, all had four-wheeled flat tires in the second half of the night.

The bosses of mobile tire repair were instantly full of business. Many private car maintenance schedules are scheduled for a month later.

The road surface was particularly clean that day, and all the students who took the college entrance examination traveled very smoothly. Lin Qiaoyi is also one of them.

Lin Qiaoyi's exam venue is at the No. 2 Senior High School, and the school has a school bus to pick up and drop off.

When boarding the school bus, Lin Qiaoyi realized that it was Yuan Bao who drove the school bus.

Lin Qiaoyi, who hadn't seen him for a long time, had a thousand words to say to him in his heart.

Yuan Bao looked at Lin Qiaoyi, who was standing next to the driver's seat and refused to leave, stretched out his thumb and smiled at her: "I'm here to cheer you on!"

Lin Qiaoyi nodded and smiled: "Gudra!"

After that, I found a seat and sat down.

On the two days of the college entrance examination, Yuan Bao drove Lin Qiaoyi to the examination room.

Lin Qiaoyi's exam was also very smooth. After the exam, she confidently told Yuan Bao that she would definitely pass the line easily.

After the exam, Lin Qiaoyi wanted to get a good night's sleep.

After dinner, Yuan Bao didn't bother, but he promised to celebrate with her the next day.

Lin Qiaoyi watched Yuan Bao fly back to the moon, went back to the dormitory to wash up, and lay down on the bed to sleep.

The two-day college entrance examination is like two years of high-intensity labor. Lin Qiaoyi, who was lying on the bed, although she had the noise of her roommates, still slept very deeply and soundly.

Yuan Bao, who flew back to the moon that night, had just arrived on the surface of the moon, and suddenly heard someone behind him asking:

"Are you the Yuan Bao who stole the Jade Emperor Jiuyang Immortal Pill?"

Yuan Bao looked back and saw that it was a round-headed doll wearing open crotch pants.

Yuan Bao asked, "Little friend, how do you know your uncle's name?"

The round-headed doll said angrily: "You dare to take advantage of me!"

After that, the round-headed doll suddenly flew up, and the gold brick in her right hand slapped on Yuan Bao's face.

Yuan Bao was unexpectedly slapped by him and rubbed it painfully for a long time.

Yuan Bao said angrily: "When did Lao Tzu take advantage of you? Why do you come up and call your face? This little fart kid has no education at all!"

The round-headed doll was surprised: "What a powerful Jiuyang elixir! I was called out by my gold bricks, and I didn't even vomit a drop of blood!"

Yuan Bao said angrily: "There is no blood in Lao Tzu's body. Don't talk about snorting your face, even if you cut your wrists, I can't shed a drop of blood. ”

The round-headed doll wondered, "Are you a necromancy?"

Yuan Bao said: "I am not a necromancy. I'm just being taken out of my heart!"

The round-headed doll was surprised: "Who are you fooling?

Yuan Bao took off his shirt and pointed to the hole in his heart and said, "Don't believe you see it yourself?"

The round-headed doll looked at it and was shocked: "You were really gouged out?"

Yuan Bao said: "How can an adult deceive a child?"

I saw the round-headed doll smile and reach out to conjure a huge water spinach.

Yuan Bao was puzzled and asked, "Little friend, why did you use your source power to conjure a water spinach? Are you hungry?"

The round-headed doll pointed to the water spinach and said to Yuan Bao: "You ask me now, what happens if people have no heart?"

Yuan Bao smiled: "Is the child hungry and feverish? Why is the brain so abnormal?"

The round-headed doll said angrily: "I don't have a fever, you hurry up and ask!"

Yuan Bao said: "It's no good, why should I listen to you?"

The round-headed doll said angrily: "Do you want benefits?"

Yuan Bao said: "That's right! I'll ask you again if you give a benefit." ”

The round-headed doll asked, "What benefits do you want?"

Yuan Bao said: "I see that you hit my brick just now, you give me that and I'll ask again." ”

The round-headed doll wanted to say, "You want to be beautiful!" but it suddenly occurred to me that once he dies in a while, I will take it back.

So he handed the gold brick to Yuan Bao and said, "Here you go." ”

Yuan Bao took the gold brick and used his source power to disperse the source power left by the round-headed doll in the gold brick.

The round-headed doll asked, "The gold bricks are given to you, can you ask me now?"

Yuan Bao said: "I still can't ask you." Your gold brick shape is too old-fashioned, and now hollow bricks are popular. Wait until I find something to drill a few holes first. ”

The round-headed doll said angrily: "Okay, what kind of hole." If it breaks, it won't work!"

Yuan Bao accepted the gold bricks, nodded and said, "It turns out that it will be drilled! Okay, you say, let me ask you something?"

The round-headed doll said, "You ask me, what happens if people have no heart?"

Yuan Bao let out an "oh", cleared his throat, and asked the round-headed doll, "What happens if people have no heart?"

The round-headed doll pointed at the water spinach and said with a smile: "The vegetable can live if it has no heart, how can people live if they have no heart?"

Yuan Bao listened, and suddenly covered his heart and shook it.

Yuan Bao said to the round-headed doll, "What did you just say?"

The round-headed doll repeated: "If you don't have a heart, you can live, but if you don't have a heart, how can you live?"

After the round-headed doll repeated, Yuan Bao suddenly covered his heart and fell on his back.

When the round-headed doll saw it, she burst out laughing.

The round-headed doll smiled: "This trick really works against the person who is being cut out of his heart!"

After laughing, the round-headed doll jumped up and ran to Yuan Bao's side.

The round-headed doll just saw Yuan Bao receive the brick into the bracelet on his left hand, so she squatted down and wanted to take off Yuan Bao's storage bracelet.

Just as the round-headed doll was about to take off the bracelet, Yuan Bao's hand grabbed the bracelet violently.

The round-headed doll was startled and hurriedly retreated.

There was an instantaneous red-headed submachine gun in his hand.

After retreating and observing for a long time, the round-headed doll looked at Yuan Bao who fell to the ground and was still motionless, and said in her heart: "Isn't it that he wasn't dead just now?"

Thinking of this, the round-headed doll flung the submachine gun back and went over to retrieve the bracelet.

But no matter how hard he tried, Yuan Bao kept holding on and didn't let go.

I saw the round-headed doll take out a fast-spinning wind and fire metal wheel from the soles of its feet, and the metal wheel rotated wildly in the hands of the round-headed doll.

After the acceleration was completed, the round-faced doll aimed the Hot Wheels at Yuan Bao's arm and was about to cut it.

At this moment, Yuan Bao sat up abruptly and said "Ah!" to the round-faced doll.

The round-faced doll flew backwards in fright, squatting on the ground.

The round-faced doll squatting on the ground paused, then suddenly rubbed her eyes and cried.

Yuan Bao hurriedly got up, walked to the round-faced doll, touched the round-faced doll's head with his hand and said, "Little friend, uncle was just teasing you! I didn't expect it to scare you! It's my uncle's fault." Uncle apologizes to you!"

Who knew that at this time, the round-faced doll suddenly took the machine gun from the back and fired at Yuan Bao.

Yuan Bao was unexpectedly attacked by the round-faced doll and fled into the distance.

Yuan Bao sacrificed bricks to resist the bullets, and said to the round-faced doll: "Is there something wrong with your little brat's brain? Uncle is kind enough to play with you, why did you sneak attack me?"

The round-faced doll smiled: "I am Nezha, the third prince of Li Jing, the king of Tota Li, and I have come to catch you and return to the furnace for re-refining at the behest of the Jade Emperor." If you know each other, you will be caught, and after a while, I will use my hands without eyes, break your arm, and cut your thigh. ”

Yuan Bao was surprised when he heard this: "Are you Nezha?"

The round-faced doll said, "Exactly." ”

Yuan Bao said: "No! Why are you still wearing open crotch pants? That's not how it is played on TV!"

Nezha said: "I make up nonsense on TV all day long, which ruins my image." After the death of those directors, I put them in private cells, boiling water and oil pots all day long, and they were whipped and thorny. ”

Yuan Bao said: "No, I think your image is beautified on TV." ”

Nezha said: "Stop talking nonsense! Give me back my gold bricks, and then kneel on the ground and arrest them." Otherwise, I'm going to be rude to you!"

Yuan Baole said: "First, I like this brick. The Queen of the Cave needs to bless the source power in the weapon in order to exert it. It just so happened that I didn't have any weapons in my hand, so I decided to keep them. Second, Lao Tzu didn't kneel when he was pulled out, just because you are a little kid in open crotch pants and shouting twice, you want me to kneel, where do you get your confidence?"

Nezha said: "Then don't blame you, Grandpa Nezha is not polite to you!"

After that, I saw Nezha pull the trigger and shoot frantically at Yuan Bao.

Yuan Bao has a brick in his hand, two lives in one life, two lives in three, and three lives in countless lives.

I saw that at this time, Yuan Bao was holding a brick knife in one hand and a brick in the other, and he was holding cement to build a wall between him and Nezha.

Seeing that the submachine gun could not penetrate the wall, Nezha immediately went around to the other side and opened fire.

Yuan Bao hurriedly built a wall on the other side.

Nezha changed positions again, and Yuan Bao continued to build the wall.

At this time, the scientists who were sitting in the monitoring center of the lunar geostationary satellite on Earth were stunned by the images transmitted by the satellite.

The satellite was aimed at Yuan Bao, who was constantly building a house.

The scientists gathered on the real-time screen, only to see Yuan Bao fly out a line of words against the satellite with source force: "Housing prices make people jump off the building, and they have to immigrate to the moon!"

After the scientists on Earth watched the real-time footage, the satellite instantly lost its transmission signal.

Scientists sent screenshots of the video to the country's State Department, which held an emergency meeting.

The meeting decided to conduct a poll.

According to the poll, 99 percent of the population said they would like the country to make the moon, where its people live, its inherent territory, in a few years.

But the international community denied it.

In response to the international community's questioning, the country's spokesman said: "I want you to send people too, turtle grandson!

The international community was in an uproar.

Return to Yuan Bao, who is building a wall to defend against Nezha's attack.

Nezha saw that Yuan Bao would build wherever he was attacking, and the technique of building the wall was quite skillful, and the speed was even faster.

Nezha asked, "You moved bricks in your last life, right?"

Yuan Bao said: "Yes, it's just that it hasn't been moving for a long time, just twenty or thirty years." ”

Nezha was surprised: "Twenty or thirty years is not long, how old did you die?"

Yuan Bao said: "More than fifty." ”

Nezha said: "You spent one-third of your last life moving bricks, which is also distressing." Well, I'll give you a good time!"

After that, I saw Nezha suddenly grow three heads and six arms.

At this time, the five hands were holding the Sand Eagle, the Micro Rush, the Type 95 assault rifle and the mini bazooka. The other palm was vacant because Yuan Bao had taken his brick.

I saw Nezha using various weapons to bombard Yuan Bao's good wall.

After a while, the walls that Yuan Baolei had built were blown down.

After the wall collapsed, Yuan Bao was buried by bricks, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.