Chapter 1 A Maverick Wang
"Husband! Oh no! Your second fool was played bad, this time it's really broken!"
Looking at the husky with his tongue sticking out in front of him, his eyes white, and his head tilted, although he knew that this magical creature had always been famous for being two, and it was not surprising to put on any expression, but seeing that the breathing of this two fools seemed to be weakened, Yang Lingling was still crazy, and while shaking the heads of the two fools in front of her frantically, she burst out with a terrible scream at Sun Wu in the toilet. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Ahh
"What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong with my second fool!"
Sun Wu, who had taken off his pants in the toilet and was ready to think about life, had not yet begun the enlightenment of life, when he heard a terrible scream from the living room, the misery was outrageous, and he didn't even bother to mention his pants, so he rushed out of the door with a swish, and then saw his dearest girlfriend, who was shaking his dog crazily.
Seeing that his second fool was already foaming at the mouth, and his eyes were getting whiter and whiter, Sun Wu didn't care much, lifted his pants, and rushed to Yang Linlin, quickly terminated his lover, and destroyed his dog.
"Don't shake it, wife, don't shake it, the second fool is fine, it's just asleep, if you shake it again, it is estimated that it will really be shaken!
Hearing Sun Wu's words, the half-believing Yang Linlin stared at two big watery eyes, with a touch of rich tears, and a choked voice, glared at Sun Wu and said:
"Really, husband, you didn't lie to me? Is the second fool really okay? He just fell asleep like this ghost?"
Yang Linlin, who was only wearing Sun Wu's shirt, had a bumpy figure that could be described as infinite spring, and the left shoulder was directly exposed to the air.
Seeing Yang Linlin's beautiful appearance, as well as that extremely hot figure, Sun Wu's heart was almost crisp, he just glanced at it, and was impressed by Yang Linlin's stunning posture, and now he can bear it when he takes a closer look at such a bewitching figure?
Even though the two of them had just finished putting out the fire, Sun Wu still stood up again very vigorously, but when he thought of the terrifying donkey face of the office director Brother Donkey, and the alpaca-like roar that he had to face after being late, Sun Wu stubbornly suppressed his own desolation.
tied up his pants like a gentleman, bent over, hid the close-fitting baby between his legs, and then carefully packed up Yang Linlin's clothes with a smile on his face, and then said:
"Hehe, wife, don't worry, how could I lie to you? I'm not an ordinary husky, that's a battle in Erha! It's not strange that the sleeping action is shocking, don't worry, he's really just asleep."
It's all at this point, if I don't go out again, I'll be late, if you don't believe it, you can take a look when we come back in the evening, and the second fool must be back to normal!"
Listening to Sun Wu's words, Yang Linlin's face turned red all of a sudden, and she threw away the poor second fool, ignored the bang, didn't remember her wildness at night, and said extremely shyly:
"I hate it, husband, who wants to have a good time with you at night, it's really annoying!"
Looking at Yang Linlin's prodigal and shy appearance, Sun Wu only felt that his power was about to completely explode, and he had exhausted his strength before he could be regarded as holding back, blushing, smiling and saying yes, and even coaxing and deceiving Yang Linlin to get dressed and go out.
After everything was cleaned up, and then looked at the time, it was not a few seconds before going to work, Sun Wu hurriedly put on a few clothes, said goodbye to the two fools who were still half-dead on the ground, and locked the door with a bang, and galloped towards the company like a wild dog!
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This story is about Sun Wu and the second fool, of course, I want to explain the chance encounter between Sun Wu and the second fool, it's not how bloody it is, in fact, it's a little sympathetic, the so-called dog's eye is the dog's eye, and the eye is right to live together......
It is said that it was a windless noon, and Sun Wu, who had just fallen out of love, felt that he had built a life of more than ten years, and was pushed by that woman, and the most hateful thing was that after the woman pushed Sun Wu's life, she didn't even miss the face, so that Sun Wu couldn't even find a target to touch porcelain.
For a few days in a row, Sun Wu, who was bearded and had messy hair, swayed like a zombie in the alley, met a lot of ridicule, encountered a lot of flashing lights, and even saw countless discussions, but there was no chance encounter he was looking forward to, or a downpour.
Sun Wu didn't think about committing suicide, but thinking that wiping his neck was too painful, taking medicine was too bitter, hanging himself too hard, jumping off a building was too terrifying, and jumping into a lake was too styleless, Sun Wu decided to survive in this world that would only laugh at himself.
Originally, the story should have been that he kept swaying until he met the next Daystar-like encounter, and then ended plainly, but it's a pity that the story is the story, how can real life be so simple!
After Sun Wu swayed for three days, God actually let him swing to the door of a pet shop!
"If you want to ruin someone, give him a husky! He will make you feel the despair of life! Which wilt man is this? I don't remember very well, but now my life needs a messenger of destruction! Being tortured to death by a husky is a good choice!"
Looking at the signboard of Wangcai Pet Shop, Sun Wu stopped, and tried to open a pair of confused eyes, Su Man made a decision for his own destination, walked in, and walked out with his own Messenger of Destruction!
So, kicking his footsteps, Sun Wu's flip-flops stepped into the white floor of Wangcai Pet Store with a snap, and then in the frightened eyes of all the clerks, Sun Wu heard a majestic voice:
"Who the hell is cleaning the pet feces today? Why don't you clean it up for me! Our Wangcai pet store is stinking into a pig's nest, do you know?"
The bald store manager, who was taking care of the pet pig, suddenly smelled a foul smell, turned his back to Sun Wu, and burst out with a roar, but the remarks were too intense, which seemed to stimulate the pet pig in front of him, causing a burst of humming and chirping.
"Oh, my little darling, don't be angry, I'm not talking about you, your nest is Xiang Pengpeng's!"
As if his face had changed, it was the bald shopkeeper who had just praised the pet pig, and immediately continued to roar:
"It's that bastard's turn to clean up, hurry up and do my work!"
"Store manager, it's not pet feces, it's behind you!"
Pinching his nose, all the clerks brushed their fingers at Sun Wu, who was blurred behind the store manager and swayed.
"Damn, what the hell are you! When will the beggar be able to enter my Wangcai pet store, hurry up and call me out!"
As soon as the bald store manager turned his head, he saw Sun Wu's existence, and half of his body shrank together as if he was electrocuted, and gave an order, and then in front of Sun Wu's trembling bank card, he was instantly impressed!
"I said how can there be a magpie called again today, it turned out to be a distinguished guest, haha, young man, I look at your bones surprised, what kind of pet do you want, the limelight of pet pigs is the hottest recently, this Han Han is the treasure of my small shop! As long as you are a guest, five thousand will be sold to you!"
Ignoring the recommendation of the shiny bald shopkeeper, Sun Wu, who was bent on death, said directly:
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm here to die, tell me where the husky is!"
As soon as these words came out, all the clerks, including the shopkeeper, were dumbfounded, and said in their hearts that the young man was so courageous, and then as if he was receiving a god, he led Sun Wu to the husky sales area, only to see that there were countless magical creatures active here, trapped in the cage, although they could not exert the power of demolition, but the ability of the two was incomparable one by one!
Kicking and swaying, Sun Wu slowly walked past the magical creatures step by step, scanning the fierce-eyed huskies, guessing which one was his messenger of doom.
When he was almost at the end, Sun Wu finally met the second fool!
That day, the sun was so bright, and Sun Wu was not as sloppy as a dog that day, but on that day, the stupidity of the second fool was still so thorough.
Different from other extremely active Erha, the two fools are lying in the cage like death, their tongues are sticking out, their black and white fur is shiny, and their shining eyes reveal a frost-like sadness, which makes the swaying Sun Wu suddenly have a bosom friend-like feeling, although the two fools in front of him are far less active than the other Erha, but Sun Wu decided at that time, and that's it!
After paying the money without hesitation, the second fool successfully became a part of Sun Wu's life.
I don't know if the second fool has always been so low-key, or if this Erha is really a genius, except for sticking out his tongue to sleep every day, Sun Wu has never seen it have any other activities, even if it is to eat, Sun Wu has to stuff it into the mouth of this product and help this thing close his mouth!
The most bizarre thing is not only that, the most bizarre thing is that when this thing is drooling when it sleeps, it is like foaming at the mouth, and Sun Wu really jumped before! Fortunately, in the end, I got used to it, but I got used to it.
Although there is only one more Erha who only knows how to eat and sleep in the family, Sun Wu's life has finally changed since that day, not only from the shadow of broken love, but even met the second spring of his life, life can be said to be from hell to heaven at once, and life has really started a new journey.
Not long after Sun Wu left, the two fools who had been asleep in the house for a long time finally slowly opened their eyes, glanced at their paws, and let out a miserable cry, and fell asleep to the ground again:
"Whew......."