Chapter 2 Brother Donkey

For his own life, Sun Wu has always felt that the biggest miracle is not that he met the second fool at the most difficult time, let alone that after he fell out of love, he was still lucky enough to meet a white rich beauty like Yang Linlin, who was blind and followed a poor and white self. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The biggest miracle he has encountered in his life, in Sun Wu's opinion, should be that after he was absent from work for three days, Brother Donkey actually hasn't fired himself!

When he walked out of the shadow of falling out of love, Sun Wu was already ready, and when he came to the company to get his things, Sun Wu was surprised to find that Brother Donkey did not make the alpaca-like nagging, but comforted himself with an understanding tone!

This really made Sun Wu feel a surprising feeling of life subversion, if it weren't for the fat face of Brother Donkey that had been deeply imprinted in the depths of Sun Wu's mind, Sun Wu couldn't believe that the person in front of him who comforted him with an alpaca-like voice would be Brother Donkey!

"Donkey... Oh no, Director, you had a brain drain when you took a shower yesterday?"

Thinking about it, it was a little inappropriate to say the word without taking medicine, Sun Wu didn't think about it, so he changed to a word that he thought was more appropriate, and as soon as the words came out, Brother Donkey's fat face twitched a little, but it still didn't break out, and he still said in a sympathetic tone:

"Hey, little grandson, life, it's rare to have ups and downs, you look at you, Brother Lu, I am still single, people like you..."

When he said this, Brother Donkey first squinted his little eyes and swept Sun Wu, and then continued:

"Are you a person like you, I think it should be single, or don't fantasize about it, you can get rid of the single before the earth is desolate, the company hasn't become a couple yet, are you also returning to the collective!"

For Brother Donkey's self-confidence, Sun Wu feels that it is really a bit shocking, although in terms of appearance and figure, Sun Wu is not top-notch, but if he does not have a lewd smile on his face, he is still a little handsome, especially when he throws his hair and does not hit the telephone pole, it is not a problem to fascinate a few short-sighted bucktooth girls!

But looking at Brother Donkey's ball-like figure, ball-like head and donkey-like ears, Sun Wu really didn't dare to resemble a person's aesthetic deformity, so that he could think that this was also a kind of handsome!

Just when Sun Wu was so confused that he didn't know what to do, Brother Donkey waved his hand, and suddenly said to the single male compatriots in this company like a year-end summary speech:

"Everyone has seen it, they have all looked at it, they all look at Xiao Sun's appearance, is it like a down-and-out beggar now? En? Is it like a dick who has been single all his life! En? Tell you, this is the end of not working hard, just thinking about falling in love! If you don't want to become like Xiao Sun, it's best to stay away from love, and honest work is the right way!"

In this way, under Sun Wu's dumbfoundedness, after being pitied by his colleagues and enemies, Sun Wu, who had done a negative teaching material, finally kept his job like a miracle, but unfortunately because of his recent encounter with Yang Linlin, Sun Wu always felt that Brother Donkey's eyes looked at him and seemed to be full of endless killing intent again! Even in the alpaca-like chatter, Sun Wu tasted a taste of bones!

Summing up the above reasons, a lateness was like a terrifying disaster in Sun Wu's eyes, and it was even enough for him to resist Yang Linlin's delicate posture and not be moved!

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After getting off the bus, Sun Wu used the last strength of his life to finally rush to the door of the company, but unfortunately he was still thirty minutes late after all!

"Banya, is Brother Donkey here?"

After spying on the internal environment of the company like a thief, Sun Wu, who didn't find the figure of the donkey brother, whispered to the Banya brothers at the door and asked softly, only to see Banya look behind him in horror with his little eyes, Sun Wu arrived at the position of the chrysanthemum from the top of his head in an instant!

Then he felt an extremely hard object, and it slammed on the position of his cheeks, Sun Wu, who was already familiar with this feeling, swished and stood up all over his body, and at the same time, the brush suddenly turned around like a peerless master.

Then sure enough, I saw the donkey brother who looked like a spherical alpaca, and knew the position of his chest at height, was trying to round his little eyes to express his anger, and then two thin sausage-like lips rolled up and down, and began to roar like an alpaca!

Sun Wu, who has long been accustomed to Brother Donkey's daily church, after spending the most terrifying chrysanthemum blow of the day, has already turned a blind eye to Brother Donkey's alpaca roar, only to see Brother Donkey's two thin sausages flying up and down, but when it fell into Sun Wu's ears, it was completely the voice of an alpaca:

"Baa! baa......"

In the past, Brother Donkey's teaching time was at most ten minutes, but today, Sun Wu, who regained consciousness after ten minutes, was surprised to find that Brother Donkey was still roaring, although he didn't hear clearly what he was saying, but the last sentence of this year's year-end bonus was in jeopardy, but it really stimulated Sun Wu, and it was about to come to the end of the New Year, and his year-end bonus was actually in jeopardy!

"Damn! Brother Sun, did you hear that? Did you hear it just now?"

After listening to Brother Donkey's speech, Sun Wu himself was not too excited, but the eyes of the Banya brothers beside him were already round.

"Damn, Banya, good brother, I can't imagine that you care about me so much, and miss me so much that the end of the year is approaching, Brother Sun has really treated you badly in the past few years! I really shouldn't fucking steal your lunch every day! Brother Sun is really sorry for you!"

"Damn, you stole my lunch! You keep saying that the fat man did it, do you know that I gave the fat man a laxative for a month!"

As soon as he heard Sun Wu's words, Panya's eyes were red, and he jumped up all of a sudden, and Sun Wu's eyes were green all of a sudden.

"I said, Brother Sun, what are you thinking? Didn't Brother Donkey just say that your year-end bonus is long gone? What he said is your year-end bonus next year. ”

"Damn! What are you talking about! I'm going to find that alpaca and fight hard! It's not even next year, so I'm worried about my year-end bonus?"

As soon as he pulled Sun Wu back, he pulled his teeth and continued:

"Damn, are you still excited about this here? Brother Sun, did you really not listen to it or did you fake it, Brother Donkey said that he would match you with a partner, and he will be here tomorrow!

Banya's words, Sun Wu, who was still excited and indignant just now, was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and gave himself a partner?