Chapter 26: It's Good Not to Die
On this day, Yuan Bao woke up from a coma and found himself lying on a verdant meadow. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Yuan Bao thought he was dead, and said in his heart: "It turns out that the world after death is like this! If I knew that the scenery was so beautiful, I would have died a few years earlier!"
The two of them were silent, they didn't want Yuan Bao to know about their existence. I don't want Yuan Bao to know that I am under Yuan Bao's control.
After lying on his stomach for so long, Yuan Bao moved his legs and feet after getting up.
Looking down, he smiled: "I didn't expect that after someone died, all injuries would heal immediately." It's just a slight pain in his chest!Whatever, look around to see if there's a companion first. Find someone to talk to and ask for directions!"
Yuan Bao walked aimlessly towards the depths of the deep forest.
Yuan Bao walked and observed the scenery that he thought was a ghost world.
Yuan Bao found that the trees in this ghost world were very different from the trees in the territory.
Most of the land is a few leaf trees, and most of the ghost world is fruit trees full of fruit but no leaves, and flowers and branches full of flowers and no leaves.
Yuan Bao is smart and has been going in one direction. In less than a day, they came to the foot of a city.
Yuan Baoli saw a mother-in-law selling clothes at the gate of the city, and saw that her clothes were in tatters. So he ran forward and said to the mother-in-law who was selling clothes with a smile: "Old woman, I am a new dead. I don't know what currency you use to buy things in this ghost world?"
The old woman who was sorting out her clothes looked at Yuan Bao sideways, covered her face and said shyly: "Don't come to this set, people have boyfriends!"
Yuan Baomeng circled: "Do you have a boyfriend who has anything to do with the question I asked? Old woman, you are so humorous! I just asked, what currency do you want to buy this dress in your ghost world?"
The old woman said, "What the hell!
Yuan Bao was surprised: "Isn't my mother-in-law a dead person?"
The old woman was angry, turned her face to him and yelled: "You are fucking dead! Your whole family is dead! Your grandmother and I haven't lived enough, you fucking curse me here! I think you're okay to fight, your skin is itchy, isn't it?......?"
When she turned her face, Yuan Bao realized that the old woman only had half a head and half a face......
She looks terrible.
Although the other half of the old woman's face does not exist, the brain of that half of the face is still hanging outside!
"Is this really in the ghost world?"
Yuan Bao was frightened in his heart, and screamed in fright: "Ah, ghost, help!"
The old woman stepped forward and grabbed Yuan Bao's collar and said, "Are you looking for death? Who is the ghost?
Yuan Bao looked at the people around him, most of them only had half a head and half a face.
Yuan Bao was frightened in his heart, trembling and said, "You guys, you are all ghosts! Don't kill me, don't kill me!"
The old woman was even more angry, and said to Yuan Bao with the half of her brain exposed: "The makeup I specially painted before going out this morning was all black. It took me more than five hours. ā
Speaking of this, the old woman paused for a while and said, "Five hours is already afternoon, well, I came out in the afternoon and put on makeup for five hours." ā
Speaking of this, the old woman said to herself, "I came out in the afternoon and painted makeup for another five hours." Then I should have come out at night. But now it's daylight. Why is that?"
After thinking about it for a long time and not figuring it out, the old woman said angrily: "No matter when I came out, in short, I am such a beautiful woman and good at makeup." You even say I'm a ghost! You have to explain it to me today! Or I'll skin you alive!"
Yuan Bao strengthened his courage, stretched out his finger to point at the old woman, and pointed at the passerby: "You, and them." It's only half a head and half a face, aren't you ghosts?"
The old woman scolded angrily: "We are half-faced people, do you understand? You idiot believe in the ball and weak chicken! Do you not read since you were a child, or are you illiterate with long eyes?" Your grandmother and I are eighteen years old, and I am as beautiful as a flower, and you even say that I am a ghost! You are blind?.. ....ā
Yuan Bao was scolded, and the scolded dog blood sprayed his head, but he didn't dare to fight back.
Yuan Bao muttered in his heart: "Listen to her tone, it turns out that she is not a dead person. Wouldn't I be dead!"
After the old woman finished her anger, Yuan Bao stood up straight and said with a smile: "It turns out that the old woman is a half-faced person. It's all to blame for my lack of knowledge, and where I am offended, please ask the old woman to be old and young, and not to be with me!"
The old woman said angrily: "'Old age does not count youth', what do you mean by that? You say I'm old? Do you mean I'm old?"
Yuan Bao hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, you don't care about my old age. Little girl, don't be like an old man like me. ā
The old woman said angrily: "You dare to take advantage .....of the old lady!
For Yuan Bao, it was a mess of punches.
Yuan Bao couldn't resist it, and even jumped into the distance.
Yuan Bao looked at the old woman's fierce appearance, and said in his heart: "It seems that I didn't hit the ghost today, but I hit the ghost and his own mother!"
Yuan Bao knew that he was not dead, and shouted happily: "It's good that you're not dead! It's good that you're not dead!"
The old woman heard it from a distance and said angrily: "You are not far from death!"
Yuan Bao saw that the old woman answered his words, as if he was no longer angry. Hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "It was all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding just now! May I ask the old woman what kind of place is this? Where can I go back to the Territory and the City of Shame?"
The old woman glanced at him and said, "You can't go back in any direction! The border area between the civil and engineering frontiers has all been occupied by the green ink banshee! There is a sea of ink in the middle of the civil and engineering frontiers, and not even a fly can fly over!"
Yuan Bao was surprised: "This is Mujiang?Why.am I will be here?"
The old woman ignored him.
Yuan Bao was helpless, and carefully observed the surroundings.
Just as Yuan Baoguan was carefully looking at the surrounding scenery, he suddenly saw a sturdy half-faced person rushing from the forest not far away.
The half-faced man shouted as he ran, "Oh no, no! The Ink Monster is coming, everyone come into town!"
Hearing that the ink monster was coming, everyone panicked!
Many people didn't want anything and hurriedly ran into the city.
Although Yuan Bao didn't know what the Ink Monster was, when he saw everyone fleeing for their lives, he concluded that the Ink Monster was definitely an extremely terrifying demon.
Yuan Bao hurriedly shouted and followed everyone to the city gate.
"The Ink Monster is coming! The Ink Monster is coming! It's terrible!
Everyone saw that Yuan Bao's expression was extremely exaggerated, and they were even more frightened and ran faster.
But he ran halfway to the gate, but then he turned back, took a few pieces of the old woman's clothes that had been thrown from the old woman's stall, and some of the other vendors' goods, and then ran to the gate.
The half-faced guard at the city gate shouted to Yuan Bao: "What are you still inking, the city gate is closed, why don't you come over quickly!"
Yuan Bao hurriedly ran to the city gate and squeezed in through the crack in the last closed door.
The guards at the city gate shouted at him, "I really want money and death!"
Yuan Bao took the thing in his hand and said with a smile: "Life is cheap, it's really not very valuable!"
The guard shouted at him, "Hurry home and hide in the house." The ink monster's venom can spray into the city, and it will rot when it touches the skin. ā
Yuan Bao nodded, and followed the crowd scattered home, trying to find a corner where no one was there to hide from danger and change clothes.
Who knew that this city was full of mushroom-shaped houses.
The walls of the house are all cylindrical, and there are no corners at all.
Yuan Bao was helpless, ran around and found a cowshed to hide, and changed his clothes.