When I took off my clothes, my clothes rubbed against the black beans, and the black beans were a little itchy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Yuan Bao kneaded it with his hands.

As soon as he kneaded it tightly, the black bean actually wailed.

"Oops, I said you kid can you lighten it!"

Yuan Bao was startled, hurriedly covered his chest, and asked loudly: "Who? Who is spying on me changing clothes!"

I asked twice, but no one paid attention.

Yuan Bao said in his heart that he had hallucinations. Then knead the other black bean and bring it up.

When I kneaded it tightly, I heard a female voice screaming, "Take away your stinky hands!"

Yuan Bao was sure that someone was indeed talking this time, and he heard it right.

But in this cowshed, apart from himself, there is only this old cow left.

Yuan Bao crossed his arms and put on a fearless posture.

walked up to Lao Niu and said to Lao Niu: "It turned out to be you, Brother Yin Yang Niu." Why, you are not happy to change clothes in your house! I tell you, I change clothes in your cowshed, that is completely giving you a lot of face. There's a phrase that says, 'The walls of the cowshed shine brightly'. Yes, this is it. ”

Speaking of this, the old cow in the cowshed turned around and turned his back to Yuan Bao.

Yuan Bao said arrogantly: "What? You are still not happy to say two words to you, right? Be careful that I slaughter you with one knife and make it into braised steak." ”

Yuan Bao said vigorously, and kept drawing the "X" number on the cow's butt with his fingers.

"Cut your piece first, then cut your piece......"

Just as he was swiping, the old cow suddenly kicked a back kick and kicked Yuan Bao out of the cowshed with a bang. The barn railing was also kicked to the ground. It seems that the old cow used the strength of the milk.

There's no way, who let Yuan Bao touch someone's ass!

Yuan Bao covered his left chest on the ground and coughed: "Hey, I'm Nima......"

Yuan Bao was about to get up and go to find the old cow theory.

At this moment, the boy spoke again: "Oops, kick me to death!"

But the female voice laughed and said, "Good kick, good kick!"

When Yuan Bao heard this, he said to himself: "No! Now that I am so far away from the cowshed, the sound does not seem to come from the old cow." It sounds like it came out of my stomach. Could it be that I have worms in my stomach?"

The male voice said, "You don't have worms in your stomach." We're in your black beans! Please be gentle with your black beans in the future, black beans also have feelings. ”

Yuan Bao was shocked!

He bowed his head to his black bean and said, "No, big brother." Are you actually in my black bean? Are you playing with me? I don't know where the eldest brother is, please show up and meet you. Let's talk about something, there's no need to get into other people's black beans at every turn, right?"

The male voice said: "I read it wrong, I am this black bean on the left." ”

Yuan Bao let out an "oh" and hurriedly looked to the left.

The left breast trembled: "My name is Vulcan." The stinky woman in the black bean on the right used to be called the Wind God, but now you can call her the Wind Lady! Do you think we want to come in? The two of us had to get into your black beans. ”

Yuan Bao was surprised: "Fire God, Wind God, I have no choice?"

Fengshen said: "Yes!

Yuan Bao smiled bitterly: "I still say that I have to take my black beans! If you two don't come out again, believe it or not, I'll kill you two!"

Fengshen said: "The two of us are really forced to go out! ”

Yuan Bao said angrily: "I'll count to 3, if you don't come out yet, I'll do it." Don't say I'm abusing children!"

“1”

“2”

Counting to two, the god of fire pleaded, "We really can't go out!"

Yuan Bao ignored it, raised his left and right hands and counted: "3"

Seeing that the two still refused to come out, Yuan Bao slapped his left and right slapped at his black beans.

The two gods of wind and fire shouted wow!

The two cried together for a while, but then only the wailing of the wind god remained. There was no sound on Vulcan's side.

The wind god asked, "You can't have been killed, right?"

Vulcan said, "No, just now my face was facing the outside, and now my butt is facing the outside, so it doesn't hurt much!"

Fengshen said: "I see! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

In Yuan Bao's black beans, Fengshen also turned around, pouting his ass and letting Yuan Bao beat.

"Don't say it, you're pretty good! It really doesn't hurt that much!"

Feng Shen said: "Feng Niang, you are really not ashamed!"

Yuan Bao fought for a long time, and saw that the two of them no longer complained of pain. Instead, I hit myself and felt pain.

Later, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I sat on the ground and wailed: "Oh mom, it hurts me to death!"

The fire god said, "You see, we are all one now. If you beat us, you're beating yourself! Why should you be so careful?"

Yuan Bao pleaded: "Two big brothers and sisters, we have no grudges in the past life, and no enmity in the future life. Why are you willing to come out?"

Fengshen said: "It's impossible for us to get out. All we have to do is leave your body, and we will be shattered and die!"

Yuan Bao said: "If you live in my black beans and don't come out, I will soon be shattered and die!"

The fire god said: "As far as your cultivation is concerned, where is the source god! I will tell you little brother, I will not occupy your body in vain." You see, I'll breathe fire. ”

As he spoke, he saw a ten-meter-long fire dragon erupt from Yuan Bao's black bean. The straight hot Yuan Bao black beans are hot and painful.

After the fire god finished spewing fire, he smiled at Yuan Bao and said, "How is it, little brother." In the future, when it comes to a critical time, I may be able to save your life!"

Not to be outdone, the wind god said, "I will too." Look at me!"

Yuan Bao saw a small tornado erupt from the black bean on his right.

The tornado was too windy, and the twisted Yuan Bao black beans squeezed out the water.

Yuan Bao said aggrievedly: "Since you two have such a high mana, why don't you stand on your own." Why do you have to get into my black beans?"

Vulcan said: "This is also completely helpless! Who made your black beans the sexiest and most pungent black beans I have ever seen!"

When I heard the god of fire praise his black beans for being sexy and spicy. Yuan Bao instantly became happy.

Ask Vulcan, "Is it really sexy?"

The two gods of wind and fire said at the same time: "It's really sexy!"

Yuan Bao asked again: "Is it quite spicy?"

Fenghuo and the two said at the same time: "It's quite spicy!"

Yuan Bao covered his face and smiled shyly.

After laughing, he said happily: "Yo roar, roar, although I hate it when people touch my black beans the most." But, since you two appreciate them so much, I'll make an exception and allow you to stay for a few days. But as I said in advance, the two of you can't live in vain, and each person has 500 catties of earth source ore per month. ”

The fire god said: "You're too dark, aren't you! It's more expensive than living in a ten-star shantytown!"

Yuan Bao said with a smile: "I have never been a fool in business. If it's too expensive, you two can move now!"

Feng Shen said: "This is Mujiang, where is the earth source mine? Besides, the two of us don't have bodies now, so we really can't get the ore." ”

Yuan Bao thought about it and said, "That's the same." If you don't have an earth-source mine, you can give it to the Muyuan mine! Although you can't come out for the time being, it doesn't mean that you will never be able to come out! I'll keep an account for you every month, and when you find a good place, I'll ask you to collect it. How?"

The fire god said: "It should be the wood essence branch! The soil is called the earth source mine, and the wood frontier here absorbs the source power of the wood spirit branch." ”

Yuan Bao said: "I don't care if he is a wood essence branch or a wood source mine, in short, I will give enough catties and two catties when the time comes." ”

Fengshen said: "But we can't look for a second ......"

At this point, the Vulcan God interrupted the Wind God and said, "Oh, shut up! The little brother is reasonable, and the price is not expensive at all. You just have to write this account, and we will pay it back when the time comes. ”

Yuan Bao nodded with satisfaction: "It's still this wind god who understands the market! That's it! However, since the two of them temporarily live in the sexiest black beans in the world, I am." Everything from now on must be at my command. Otherwise, I will cut you off, soak them in horse urine, boil them on the fire for three days and three nights, and at last drink them into your stomach, and then pull you out. Doesn't that sound scary?"

The two gods of wind and fire hurriedly said: "Horror, horror, horror!"

Fengshen added: "Don't worry, the two of us will definitely obey the boss's orders!"

Yuan Bao heard the sound of killing outside the city getting quieter, and said to the two: "It is estimated that the ink monsters have retreated, let's go to the city gate to see the situation together!"

The two gods of wind and fire hurriedly said, "Yes." ”