Chapter IV
"Damn, a few of my ribs, I said two fools, you're crazy!"
Sun Wu, who was directly awakened by the second fool, hugged his chest and shouted miserably, but the second fool looked unwilling to pay attention, still leaning his head forward, and then handed the eighth-level beast language manual in his mouth to Sun Wu proudly, without any moral response. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Sun Wu, who was a little blinded by the second fool, was also a little dumbfounded, and subconsciously reluctantly stretched out a hand, and took down the book in the second fool's mouth, and looked at it, isn't this the pirated and unscrupulous book he picked up when he came back, what does the second fool mean?
"Wang!"
Seeing that Sun Wu picked up the book, but instead of reading the book, he pretended to look at himself with a confused face, the second fool felt very angry, and urged Sun Wu to study quickly!
"Damn, I can't imagine that such a thin little book, there are so many catalogs, this pirated unscrupulous book is really fucking realistic!"
By the moonlight, Sun Wu opened the eighth-level manual of beast language, just looking at the catalog on the real snack was shocked, I didn't expect that this catalog actually listed from dog language, to elephant language nearly dozens of beast language, I can't help but sigh that today's pirates are really doing their best, piracy can be done so realistically, comparable to the genuine ah!
Considering that it was a pirated book brought by the second fool, Sun Wu took another look at the two fools' blazing dog eyes, so he hesitated slightly, and turned the book to the page of dog language according to the table of contents, and saw that in the book on the page of dog language, there were eight lines of strange words listed in detail, like oracle bone inscriptions, but they were different, and I couldn't understand what it meant.
And just before each line of text is a simple Chinese introduction:
"Dog language level 1, dog language level 2...... What the hell is this Martian writing, hey, no, why do I think I can read this first line?"
Looking at these eight lines of Mars-like words, Sun Wu felt that his IQ had been hit like never before, and in the middle of the night, he actually read a beast language eighth-level manual at the urging of his second fool?
Then just when Sun Wu felt that he was really a little speechless, he was even more surprised to find that he actually seemed to understand the first line of text, although he didn't know what kind of mental activity it was, but Sun Wu really looked at the line of text at the first level of dog language, and read it out word by word:
"Where, red, ha, to, angry ......"
There are a total of twelve awkward pronunciations, Sun Wu himself didn't know that he did it, and he actually read all the twelve pronunciations word by word, and then under Sun Wu's stunned eyes, he saw a strange pale golden light, flying out of the eighth-level dog language manual in his hand, and then flew to his head, disappearing in an instant!
"Holy shit, what the fuck is this!"
Sun Wu, who screamed, threw the Dog Language Level 8 manual to the ground with a snap, and then the most shocking and unbelievable scene in his life happened!
The second fool looked at the messy Sun Wu, stretched out his forelimb right paw, and tried to raise it, and slapped it on Sun Wu's head with a frightened sound, and before the messy Sun Wu was furious, he heard the second fool actually say to Sun Wu:
"Young man, you are the child chosen by this general! Are you ready to be summoned!"
...... The crow flies by......
It was the middle of the night, and then a magical second dog came to your bed with a beast language eighth-level manual, and woke you up after stepping on a few ribs in the most gentle way, and after the last paw was on your head, he spoke!
Sun Wu was silent for a minute in the face of this strange shot, as if he was about to enter the digital world!
In just this minute, Sun Wu stared at the melancholy eyes of the two fools in front of him with his shocked eyes, and both of them didn't say a word, just like that, there was a full minute of silence!
Then there was a terrible scream as if he had been raped!
"Ahh
After hearing Sun Wu's screams, the second fool was also startled, and then he unequivocally talked about his two front paws, and exhaled at Sun Wu's face like a big windmill!
"Don't scream, you stinky idiot, give me peace!
In this way, in the middle of the night, Sun Wu and the second fool tossed for more than an hour, and after paying the price of a full dozen ribs again, Sun Wu, who was in pain, finally calmed down, and finally could have a reciprocal conversation with the second fool.
"You said you were a desolate creature that has been passed down to this day, and you only met me by chance?"
"That's right, young man, among so many of the same kind, you are the only one who chose me, which shows that the fate between you and me is really not shallow!
I don't know if it's because of the second fool himself, although this sentence doesn't sound very problematic, but after it came out of his mouth, Sun Wu always had a feeling that his IQ had been licked by a dog, and he had an urge to explode at any time!
"Who are you fooling? I can't fucking do it, there will be huskies during the flood period! Are you really stupid or an idiot, where the hell did you come from! And what the hell is this beast language level 8 manual!"
"Stinky fool, you give me peace!"
Seeing that Sun Wu had a tendency to be excited again, the second fool suddenly pounced on Sun Wu's body, and after suppressing Sun Wu by force again, this is the way to continue to use his godly hey, count you ruthlessly, and continued:
"You stinky fool did you listen to me! Yes, I said that I am a desolate spirit beast and a gluttonous beast! It's a pity that because I failed to cross the catastrophe ten years ago, my soul was attached to this creature named Husky!"
......
After tossing for most of the night, Sun Wu figured out what was going on, it turned out that although his second fool was still a second fool, the soul in it was just a gluttonous beast that had always been a desolate spirit beast, and because of the failure of the crossing, he attached to the second fool and became the second dog.
And then he was brought home by his own chance, because the two fools had been practicing, they had been quiet as if they were dead, and recently there was finally a problem with cultivation, so they decided to show up and teach Sun Wu to practice!
"Damn, if you really can practice, you haven't been fucking already perfected, and you'll still think of me!"
"You stinky idiot know something, the reason why I have problems with my cultivation is for a shocking reason!"
"Why?
"Hey, because I found that there is an additional prohibition in this world, after the founding of the country, animals are not allowed to become sperm!"
"Poof!"