Chapter 3 Beast Language Grade 8 Handbook
For Brother Donkey to actually match himself with a so-called partner, Sun Wu felt that it was incredible to the extreme, he didn't believe that he would have a ghost partner, and he couldn't believe that there would be an eyeless master who actually came to their company to do this business!
Don't say that Sun Wu can't believe it, even Banya has a look of disbelief, I believe that the fifteen male compatriots in the entire company, no matter who hears the news, I am afraid that they will leak out a look of disbelief. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
As for why a partner can make the single male cocks of the whole company so messy, then we have to talk about Sun Wu's profession.
The company where Sun Wu and the others work is owned by Brother Donkey, the reason why Brother Donkey is called Brother Donkey is because his name is Lu Wei, and he is called Donkey Tail when he reads his mouth, and his full name is Donkey Tail Brother, referred to as Donkey Brother.
As for why Brother Donkey has a good name for an alpaca, the reason is not only his alpaca-like roar, but also the name of Brother Donkey's company, the full name is:
"Llama Service Company!"
(Dangdangdang, there should be dubbing here!)
Sun Wu really couldn't figure it out, and everyone else couldn't figure it out, how could Brother Donkey be so fond of alpacas, and he would have such a connotative name, but because of this, the two identities of Brother Donkey and Alpaca were created, which can be called a legend.
The name of the company is Little Alpaca Service Company, as for the company's business content, in short, it is service, to put it more complicatedly, as long as you don't break the law, the bid is appropriate, do anything!
As long as the price is appropriate, as long as it is within the scope of the law, the company will accept any order!
In the two years since he started, Sun Wu has taken over countless businesses, worked as a temporary security guard, worked as a temporary actor, worked as a temporary cook, and also worked as a temporary sewer dredging!
So much so that now Sun Wu, from the chef of a five-star hotel to the public toilet digging latrines, can be said to be proficient in everything, he can be called a full-time little expert on the earth, and the silver is naturally a lot of money! This is why Sun Wu still stays under the command of Brother Donkey.
Therefore, although the entry requirements of the company are low, if you want to get more commissions and make more money, you have to look at the craftsmanship. In addition, the nature of the work is really humble and a little choking, so the entire company's internal employees are left with only Sun Wu, a normal person who is still standard, except for crooked melons and cracked dates like Brother Banya.
Almost as long as there is a sense of self-esteem, as long as it is not like Sun Wu, who was bent on death, normal people will not come to this company to abuse their already worthless life, so for a normal person, he will actually come to this company, which really surprised everyone, especially when he became Sun Wu's partner, which made everyone even more surprised. After all, in this business, how can there be a partner?
It was supposed to be an ordinary day, but because of the partner that Sun Wu was about to come tomorrow in Brother Donkey's mouth, it became colorful, and everyone could be said to have spent a full and beautiful day with full of ill-intentioned evil thoughts.
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Putting aside Sun Wu, who is spending his life in the company, let's go back and take a look at Sun Wu, the second fool in a hundred-square-meter nest, which is the signboard of this article and one of the number one protagonists of this article!
The second fool who slept for a whole morning finally woke up now, and after putting away the half of his tongue that leaked outside, he glared arrogantly, and saw that the sun outside the house was not very bright, but a little dazzling.
After seeing that there were no invasive alien species, this was quietly in every corner of Sun Wu's room, leaving a trace of his uniqueness, especially focusing on the surroundings of Sun Wu's bed, urinating all over again, this is what it means to drive Yang Linlin away, it really doesn't understand, how can a hairless ugly girl let her slave be so fond of it? This is really incomprehensible to the second fool.
That's right, in the idea of the second fool from beginning to end, Sun Wu was just a slave, a slave who took it back to his kingdom.
After inspecting his territory, the second fool returned to his shack, but he was not sleeping, but he was very strange with his back facing the sky, and his feet were facing the sky in a strange shape, especially when he stared at his round eyes and half of his tongue to his mouth, he looked like he was dead, and he didn't know what the hell he was doing!
It was motionless until the evening, seeing that a golden aura suddenly slowly condensed around it, and finally entered its body, the second fool was extremely surprised to turn over and stand up, and shouted!
"Wang!"
"Wang?"
"Wang!"
Three different tones of Wang Zi, the two fools' expressions changed from surprise to sluggishness, and finally from sluggish to despair, its life seems to have experienced great ups and downs, great joy and sorrow, under the surprise of surprise, the two fools fell to the ground again in shock, this time it was really a slump, a can't afford it!
Just when the second fool was the most desperate, Sun Wu finally came back, he didn't receive an order today, he was in good spirits after a day of stinky farts beating and scolding in the company, and then he saw a yellow book at the door that he didn't know where he came from, picked it up and took a look:
"Damn, the eighth-level manual of beast language, this is okay with the fuck? This year's human beings are finally dissatisfied with torturing themselves in English, and have they finally taken a step towards beast language? It's really weird. ”
As he spoke, he casually pinched the seemingly pirated yellow book in his hand and opened the door.
"I'm back two fools, haven't I eaten dog food at noon, it's a pity, Linlin she can't come today, I can't play with you, why is it still like this, I said two fools, take out the spirit of your two dogs." ”
After caressing the head of the second fool, Sun Wu went to dinner last night, and the eighth-level manual of the beast language was casually thrown in front of the second fool, and the two fools' eyes were distracted, and a golden light flashed in an instant, but in the end it was still flashing.
At night, without Yang Linlin's company, Sun Wu can only stay alone in the empty bed, and he has nothing to do, so he has to go to bed early, and get up early tomorrow to meet the legendary partner.
In the back room, the cranky Sun Wu fell asleep in a daze, and the second fool in the outhouse, after a desperate afternoon, finally got up, bit the beast language level 8 manual on the ground, and entered Sun Wu's house with his calves paddled.
After entering the house, he jumped directly to Sun Wu's bed, ignoring how many ribs Sun Wu had broken when he was woken up by stepping on him, and he proudly handed his head forward, and handed over the eighth-level beast language manual!
"Beast Language Level 8 Manual? I said two fools, you're crazy!"