In the hall, the person who came out from behind the golden chair, with his back to the Monkey King and the Pig Eight Dog, looked at his back roughly, wore a Pilu hat on his head, wore a brocade robe, and held a nine-ring tin staff in his right hand. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sun Wumao and Zhu Bagou were very familiar with him when they saw him, and they were first shocked in their hearts and looked at each other.

The man turned his back to Sun Wu Cat and Zhu Eight Dogs, walked backwards down the hall with a nine-ring tin cane, and came to Sun Wu Cat and Zhu Eight Dogs, and said with a smile:

"Oh ha! The two Dharma protectors, the poor monks have been waiting here for a long time, I don't think that those shrimp soldiers and crabs will have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, and rob your two Dharma protectors here, and hope that the two adults will be a lot, no wonder!

Sun Wumao was sitting on the chariot at this time, carried by eight shrimp soldiers, he gathered his eyes and looked at the man's back carefully, and finally couldn't sit still, and hurriedly jumped down from the chariot and ran to the person to find out.

I saw that the man was born with clear eyebrows, red lips and square mouth, and his ears and shoulders, which made Sun Wumao stunned:

"Don ...... Elder Tang?!...... Are you really Elder Tang?!"

"Oh ha!" The man laughed, but he didn't look directly at Sun Wumao, he just raised his left hand to his chest and made a one-handed Buddha salute in front of him, and said, "Why should Sun Protector be so polite, just call the poor monk Sanzang!"

The man continued: "Why did Sun Protector run behind the poor monk to talk?

"Back?" Seeing that Tang Sanzang didn't look at him, Sun Wumao took two steps forward and shook his five fingers in front of his eyes.

Tang Sanzang blinked, but still didn't look at Sun Wumao, and said with a smile: "Hey~ It's really just like what the Bodhisattva said, Sun Protector is really naughtier than the pig protector, no need to shake it, the poor monk's eyes can see it, you can see it! Oh hahaha!"

Sun Wumao was puzzled: "Elder Tang, what are you talking about? Aren't I standing in front of you talking to you now?When did I run behind you?" Sun Wumao continued to shake his five fingers and said, "Look at me!"

Tang Seng still performed the Buddha ritual, squinted at Sun Wumao, and said: "Amitabha, sins and sins, where is there the truth of looking at people with their backs, isn't this very rude? Sun Protector, you should turn to my front! Sins and sins! Amitabha!"

Sun Wumao was anxious, and said while pointing to Tang Seng's back: "Elder Tang, what do you say, what do you say, your back is over there, and this is your front!"

"Smack!"

As soon as Sun Wumao's voice fell, he suddenly felt a pain in the left side of his face, twisted his neck, and fell out.

He quickly sat up, covered the left side of his face with both hands, looked around, and said, "Oh the fuck?!!Who hit me?"

He looked around but didn't find anyone, and he didn't see Tang Sanzang make a move just now, so he stood up and returned to Tang Sanzang, covering his face and saying, "Elder Tang, what's the situation?

"Amitabha, sins and sins!" Tang Sanzang shook his head again and again, with a helpless expression: "I'll wait for the monks, don't talk to him! Why did Sun Protector lie and ask the Buddha to punish him?"

"When did I lie?!"

"Amitabha, Sun Protector, the slap just now was not made by a poor monk, it was the Buddha's punishment for you, in this world, lying is punishable!"

Tang Sanzang's ink is famous, Sun Wumao was slapped inexplicably, and seeing that Tang Sanzang didn't answer his question directly, his heart was anxious and angry, he held back his temper, covered his face and jumped straight up: "It's not Elder Tang, when did I lie?"

"Smack!"

As soon as Sun Wumao's voice fell, he suddenly felt a pain in his right face, twisted his neck, and fell out again.

He quickly jumped up from the ground, covered the left side of his face that had been beaten just now with one hand, and covered the right side of his face that was being beaten with the other hand, and he was furious: "Oh, I'm a **** mother!! Which grandson hit me? Get out of here!"

Tang Sanzang walked backwards to Sun Wumao with a nine-ring tin staff, turned his back to him and said: "Amitabha, sins and sins, Sun Protector, the poor monk advises you to repent with the Buddha! In this world, right is right, and wrong is wrong, why are you so stubborn? Repent of your mistakes, and what is good is great!"

After being slapped twice, and hearing Tang Sanzang say these words, Sun Wumao almost went berserk, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu didn't fucking lie just didn't lie! That's right! I'll change my fart?"

"Smack!"

Sun Wumao suddenly felt a pain in the left side of his face, twisted his neck to the right, and fell to the right, before he could land, he felt a pain in the right side of his face, twisted his neck to the left, and fell back to the left ground.

Four big slaps in a row, pumping Sun Wumao is not wanted, although he was full of inexplicability and anger, but this time he did not speak rudely, lay on the ground and rubbed it for a while, sat up and folded his hands to his chest and said:

"Okay, okay! Buddha, Buddha, my Monkey Cat still can't know that it's wrong! Really know it's wrong!"

"Bang bang!

As soon as the words fell, Sun Wumao was slapped four times in a row, this time he was really completely stunned, he really didn't know why he lied, so he had to get up and pounce in front of Tang Sanzang, and asked: "Elder Tang, Elder Tang, quickly give me some guidance! I said that I have already known that I am wrong, why does the Buddha and his old man still punish me even more?"

Tang Sanzang turned around, turned his back to him, and said, "Amitabha, good, good, Sun Protector, just now, you obviously didn't know that you were wrong, but you said that you knew you were wrong, didn't you tell another lie? Of course, the Buddha will punish you!"

"Yes, yes, what Elder Tang said is extremely true, this time I, Sun Wumao, really don't know what is wrong in front of me, and I did lie, the first time I lied, can Elder Tang quickly point out some maze with me? So that I can repent as soon as possible! Don't keep bothering the Buddha and his old man!"

"Alas......" Tang Seng shook his head and sighed: "Such a clear lie, a fool can see through it, you know it, but you ask, it's really a sin!"

"Elder Tang, just say it quickly!"

"Amitabha, Sun Protector, the poor monk has trespassed, let me ask you again, is the poor monk facing you the front or the back?"

It's this question again, is it so obvious that you still need to ask? The mentally handicapped can answer it, but this time Sun Wumao became cautious, he turned his head, rubbed his cheeks and thought: Could it be that I was punished for this question just now? There is nothing wrong with what I said just now, the side with eyes, nose and mouth is of course the front, and the side that does not grow is of course the back, otherwise I will try it again this time?

Thinking of this, Sun Wumao had no choice but to pretend to be stupid and said, "Elder Tang, the side you face me is the front, and the side with your eyes is the back!"

After Sun Wumao finished speaking, he immediately raised his two arms to protect his cheeks, afraid that he would be slapped twice for not saying the right thing.

After a long time, Sun Wumao found that he was not slapped this time, he slowly lowered his arm, peeked up and down, left and right, and found no abnormality, and his heart was steady.

"Oh ha!" Tang Sanzang still turned his back to him, laughed, and said, "Sun Protector, look at you, isn't this right! Which side is right and the other side is back, isn't it clear at a glance! Why do you have to be ignorant of your heart, Sa's fools can see through it? It's not funny at all to provoke the Buddha to punish!"

Sun Wumao listened to Tang Sanzang's words, not to mention how aggrieved he was, of course, anger was inevitable, he was really wronged by these slaps, obviously the side with eyes, nose and mouth is the front, but he has to say the back side with a clear conscience, so that he will not be punished by the Buddha, it seems that the world in this mirror is not only as Zhu Bagou said, the food chain is reversed, even the positive and negative, In order not to be slapped by the Buddha again, we should pretend to be stupid for the time being, and then reverse black and white! Whoever calls this the world in the mirror, who calls the world in the mirror is the order in reverse.

Seeing Tang Sanzang at the first glance, what surprised Sun Wumao and Zhu Bagou was not that they saw Tang Sanzang, they had already guessed that there was a possibility of Tang Sanzang here, and they had already prepared in their hearts, what really surprised them was: why did this eastbound monk, who had always been gentle and dignified, laugh like "oh hahaha"?