Judging from his laughter, the true identity of this Tang Sanzang is doubtful, there must be a problem, since the departure of Daling Mountain, he has never heard the always gentle Tang Sanzang laugh like "oh hahaha" on this road, and he is walking backwards, with too many flaws on his body. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sun Wumao was so suspicious in his heart, but he had just been slapped eight times by the Buddha for saying the wrong thing, not asking whether Tang Sanzang, who had a doubtful identity, was true or false, and did not ask whether such a Buddha really existed, but the slap was really received, so he didn't dare to deny it directly, for fear that if he said the wrong thing and would be slapped by the Buddha a few times, it would hurt and the gain would outweigh the loss.

In a conversation with Tang Sanzang just now, Sun Wumao found that what caused him to be slapped was something that was said in an affirmative tone, and he would not be whipped when he expressed the same point of view in a questioning or rhetorical tone, for example, when he said "When did I lie?" he was not sucked, but when he said "I obviously didn't lie!", he was slapped, the meaning was the same but the result was different, so this time he learned to be smart, and asked carefully Tang Sanzang, who was facing away from him:

"Hey, I said, are you really Elder Tang? How could Elder Tang laugh like you, and how could he walk like you?"

"Oh, hahaha, how can the poor monk not be the real Tang Sanzang?" Tang Sanzang still said with a smile.

"If you are really Tang Sanzang, do you dare not answer me like this?"

"Oh, how should the poor monk answer?"

"You answer yes or no!"

"Yes. ”

"What is it?"

"Alas......" Tang Sanzang shook his head helplessly, and said conclusively: "Poor monk, it's really Tang Sanzang!"

When his words fell, Sun Wumao quickly looked around Tang Sanzang, and did not see anything unusual, nor did he see him slapped, it seems that he did not lie, so he breathed a sigh of relief and apologized:

"It seems that it's me Sun Wumao who is suspicious, Elder Tang, how offended!"

"Oh ha! ”

"Elder Tang, I'm a little confused in my heart, can I ask Elder Tang for some guidance?"

"Sun Protector doesn't have to be so formal, just ask!"

"Dare to ask why Elder Tang is laughing like this, and why is he walking like this?"

"Because the poor monks in this world are only right to laugh like this!

"Why is this right?"

"Oh ha, since it's right, then there's no why!"

"Why not?"

"If you don't understand, then the poor monk can also come and ask you, why don't you laugh like the poor monk, why don't you walk like the poor monk?"

"Because you laugh like this, it sounds indecent, you walk like this, and you don't walk well, and I laugh like this, it sounds elegant, I walk like this, and I walk smoothly, and besides, aren't all living beings in the world laughing like me, not all walking like me?

"Oh ha! In that case, these shrimp soldiers and crab generals of the poor monks, one is walking on a bullet and the other is walking sideways, then they are disobeying what the sentient beings think is right, and they should all be wrong?"

"This ...... It shouldn't be wrong......"

"In that case, why shouldn't the poor monk be right if he laughs so well and walks like this? Right or wrong is not what you think is right, and wrong is not what you think is wrong, just wrong! Right and wrong have their own conclusions, and there is no why!"

"This ......" Sun Wumao thought for a long time, but when he couldn't argue with him, he had to reply: "Okay, even if it's as you said, then Elder Tang, why don't you try and make mistakes, smile, and walk in the direction that your eyes can see?"

"Alas!" Tang Sanzang sighed fiercely and said, "In this world, when the poor monk first arrived, why didn't he do what you said?"

"Then why didn't Elder Tang insist on doing that? If you insisted on doing that until now, would you still think that it was right to laugh and walk like this? wouldn't that wrong become right?"

"Fallacy! Who said that if you keep doing it, what is wrong will become right? What is wrong is wrong, and it can never become right!"

"I don't agree with Elder Tang's statement, as you just said, right or wrong, there is no why, but I think that since there is no why, then there should be no conclusion, I think, everyone has a ruler in their hearts to measure right and wrong, he thinks it is right, that is right, he thinks it is wrong, that is wrong!"

"Smack!"

As soon as the words fell, Sun Wumao received a heavy slap.

"Amitabha, sin and sin. ”

Sun Wumao got up from the ground and went around to the front of Tang Sanzang, his sword eyebrows were raised angrily, his eyes were blazing, and he swore and said: "Sooner or later, one day, I will let the world know that what this world insists on is right, not necessarily right, and what this world insists on is wrong, and it may not be wrong!"

"Smack!" Sun Wumao slapped him again.

Tang Sanzang turned his body around and turned his back to Sun Wumao: "Amitabha, sins, sins." ”

Seeing this short conversation between Sun Wumao and Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bagou actually received ten slaps in a row, he couldn't figure out the situation, so he had to jump off the chariot and come to Sun Wumao's side.

Sun Wumao lay on the ground, rubbed his face, there were still many doubts in his heart, he sat up, looked at Tang Sanzang's back, and continued: "Right or wrong, this world, let's just walk and see, how can I take these ten slaps in vain?" Elder Tang, Sun Wumao still has something unknown!"

"Sun Protector can be as blunt as he can be. ”

Sun Wumao stood up from the ground and said, "When you were in that world outside, Elder Sha said that you were eaten by a behemoth with a dragon's head and a fish body in Lingyundu, why did we meet in this world? Could it be that Elder Sha was mistaken?"

"Amitabha, he was not mistaken, the poor monk was indeed swallowed by the troll in one gulp. ”

"Oh, but in this world, I came in through the mirror, and Zhu Bagou came in from the purple gold and red gourd, where did you come from?"

"Where did you get in? Could it be that there is still an entrance to this world?"

"Of course there is! At the moment, I already know two, and if I count Elder Tang, I know three!"

"Hiss......" Tang Sanzang frowned and thought about it, and said, "The poor monk remembers that after being swallowed by that giant monster, he went all the way out along its mouth, throat, stomach, and intestines, fell to the ground and fainted. When the poor monk woke up, he found this underwater mountain, the poor monk wanted to go ashore, so he kicked up the mountain, walked all the way up, did not want to go to the end but did not see the mountain surface out of the water, presumably he could not go up, so he climbed down along the end and found this golden cave. It's also strange to say that the poor monk doesn't know water, but when he wakes up, he can walk on the ground underwater, but the fish and shrimp and crabs here are very unfriendly, and they always shuttle around the poor monk's body, but it doesn't matter, although they can penetrate me, they can't help me. ”

When Tang Sanzang said this, Sun Wumao and Zhu Bagou glanced at each other incredulously, and said in unison:

"Oh, Elder Tang, you're dead too?!"

Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at them, then turned back and said, "What did the two Dharma Protectors say? The poor monk traveled east to preach the scriptures this time, and the mission has not yet been completed, how could the Buddha abandon me and make me die? Although the giant monster swallowed me, it was not very powerful, didn't the poor monk travel along its esophagus and come out again?"

"Hey!" Sun Wumao stomped his feet and replied, "Elder Tang! You are no longer you now! You are just your shadow! Eighty percent of your body has become that monster dung!"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and said, "What did Sun Protector say? Buddha, come and slap your mouth!"

The atmosphere seemed to freeze in an instant, and the surroundings were extremely quiet, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wu Mao, and Zhu Bagou all pricked up their ears and couldn't take their eyes off it, waiting for the Buddha to slap Sun Wu Mao on the face: "Bang!"

It's been a long time, but it's still silent.

Tang Sanzang stretched out his arms, the nine-ring tin staff in his right hand rattled, he lowered his head, looked at himself from bottom to top, and finally threw the nine-ring tin staff on the ground vigorously, and said angrily:

"His mother has a private place! This is the tenth time she has died! Is it possible that she is going to ask the poor monk to start all over again?!"