Zhao Xu also recovered from his inferiority complex at this time, he was a smart person, and when he saw the actions of Ximen Qing and the others, he naturally guessed what was going on. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw Zhao Xu stand up, pacing around the table, and continued to sing: "People are eternal, and then they can change." Trapped in the heart, balanced in the mind, and then made, in the color, in the voice, and then metaphor. If you enter, you will not be able to go home, and if you go out, you will be invincible to foreign patients, and the country will die.

Then he was born in sorrow, and died in peace. ”

......

It was not until the breath outside the hall left that it disappeared that Ximen Qing exhaled a long breath.

However, Ximen Qing took a deep breath, and under the heaving of his chest, he touched the person in front of him. Because the space behind the screen was very narrow, when Sima Bai arrived just now, Ximenqing didn't feel anything when he hid behind alone, but now that the two of them were hiding behind, they felt crowded. Ximenqing and Sima Bai are now almost face to face, and the gap between them is less than an inch.

When Ximen Qing touched it, he only felt that he was next to him like a sponge, soft and flexible, and this indescribable feeling spread all over his body in an instant. Ximenqing stayed there for a while.

As soon as Sima Bai hid behind the screen, he found that something was wrong, he and Ximenqing were of similar height, at this time the two stood opposite each other, their faces were very close, their heads moved slightly, and the tip of their noses could rub the other side's cheeks......

Sima Bai loves cleanliness very much, and in the words of later generations, he is a bit of a 'cleanliness habit'. Usually, even his family can't approach him casually, and even when Zhao Xu grabbed his arm just now, he frowned.

But now that Ximen Qing took a breath and 'touched' himself, Sima Bai felt flustered for the second time in his heart. (The first time was when Ximen Qingchu entered the palace and poisoned Sima Bai and Zhao Xu with a sad and crisp breeze, Sima Bai thought that Ximen Qing's desire was not good for Zhao Xu, so he panicked.) And Sima Bai's 'cleanliness habit' is also time-sharing, of course, it is not touched by others in ordinary times, but in extraordinary times, such as martial arts competitions and battles, he naturally won't care about these little things anymore~)

At this time, Sima Bai felt Ximenqing's breath spraying on his neck, like a summer breeze gently blowing on him, slightly warm and gentle. He had the desire to let the wind blow a little longer.

But then, a look of surprise flashed across his face, and he looked down at him. But Ximenqing somehow felt a little hot in his heart, and there was a feeling of ** emotion, even the little brother in the lower body was ready to move, raised his head, and touched Sima Bai's groin~ (Human anatomy words, that is, the groove at the junction of the human abdomen and the legs, Ah Fei checked for a long time before finding a word that could be used in this situation)

"Oops!"

"Ahh

Ximen Qing snorted miserably and hurriedly covered his nose and Sima Bai's mouth. Covering his nose was because Sima Bai lowered his head, and his head hit the bridge of his nose. The nasal bone is very fragile, and a little external force can easily lead to nasal bone fractures. So Sima Bai's collision hurt Ximenqing's tears and couldn't help but flow out.

Stretched out his hand to block Sima Bai's mouth, of course, he was afraid that his screams would bring back the martial arts master who had just left~

Originally, the space behind the screen was so large, Ximenqing came out with both hands, and naturally it was inevitable to make contact with Sima Bai's body again. He only felt that Sima Bai's body was not as he imagined: a body full of tendons and flesh, and a strong body. On the contrary, the words to describe the woman's body suit him very well, well, it is really 'slender' and 'slender'.

The starting point is also smooth and delicate, and you can't feel the stubble under Sima's white jaw at all. Ximenqing was curious: What kind of shaving tools are you using, how did you clean it up so cleanly, is it 'Pentium' or 'Feike', it's not bad, I should also buy one~

Ximen Qing's pain, the only good thing is that the little brother in his lower body has stopped being restless! However, he only cared about his own feelings, but he didn't notice that Sima Bai's cheeks in front of him were slightly red, and his body was already stiff.

Sima Bai's brain was completely in a state of panic at this time, and he couldn't perceive anything happening in the outside world.

"Ahem!"

Not finding that the three martial arts masters turned back, Ximen Qing coughed dryly, put down the mouth covering Sima Bai, and hurriedly dodged out of the screen. There, Ximenqing felt the breath of 'gunpowder', so he didn't dare to stay for a long time.

Sima Bai waited for a while before coming out, and by this time he had returned to normal, and Ximenqing couldn't see any unhappiness on his face.

Ximenqing had mixed feelings in his heart at this time: There must be too many things recently, and there is no time to put out the fire, so he will lose his temper~

He snuggled up in a chair and wanted to slap himself: Now that things are going to be a big deal, how did he find out that it was Sima Bai who was ugly? He must have despised himself to death in his heart now...... If Mu Lanzhi found out about this, I would feel extremely honored, but Sima Bai is also a big man, how can I feel sorry for him?...... I won't be in the Water Margin world for a few months and my sexual orientation has changed?

Ximenqing suddenly thought of the polite "intersex lady" in Thailand in later generations, the common term is "transgender", but most people will call "human yao".

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and Ximenqing was shocked by his last conjecture and broke out in a cold sweat: Sima Bai can't be that, right? God! Don't do this! My life is innocent......

At this time, Sima Bai also sat back in his original position, silent. If he knew that Ximenqing had given full play to his imagination and had already regarded him as Thailand, I don't know if he could still be so calm, would he be annoyed and angry, and immediately destroy Ximenqing~

Zhao Xu was also shocked when he heard the sound of the two people just now, but fortunately, the three people who were watching outside did not turn back. In his mind, there must have been a small space behind the screen, and they didn't know who had stepped on the other person's feet.

But after these two people came out, one was soulless, and the other was silent. Zhao Xu was very puzzled, what was the situation? In Ximenqing's words just now, they were both cooked?

"Ahem!"

Zhao Xu put his right hand in front of his mouth, coughed dryly, and asked with a smile, "What's wrong with you two?"

"Nothing!"

"Nothing!"

The two spoke in unison.

"Why did you learn from me?"

"How do you learn to speak with me?"

The content of the two words was like a mouthful.

"Uh...... You don't have to react so much, right? Zhao Xu had a flash of inspiration in his mind when he was reciting just now, and when he thought of a plan, he no longer pondered the abnormal behavior of the two, but said, "I thought of a way, why don't we use the strategy of stealing beams and replacing pillars, and come to him to transfer flowers and trees?"

The fifth set of battle strategies in "The Art of War", of which the twenty-fifth plan is to steal beams and change pillars.

Ximenqing listened, suppressed the messy thoughts in his mind, nodded and said, "If we want to implement this plan, we must first find that 'flower'." ”

He turned his head to look at Sima Bai again and asked, "Brother Sima has studied the stick method?" Ximenqing was obviously a little lacking in confidence, and he was worried that Sima Bai was still holding grudges~

When it came to business, Sima Bai also looked solemn, and returned to the original commander who was calm and calm. When he heard Ximenqing's inquiry, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he smiled meaningfully......