The first piece of meat that Guan Qianjian fancied couldn't swallow because it was too hot, and he only tasted it. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info was drained into the stomach by a few drops of juice, but it was even more hungry.

At this time, I picked up the second piece, just blew cold, and before I could put it in my mouth, I saw the fist flying, and the fat that was unwilling to reach my mouth flew away, so I hurriedly lowered my head to bite it, and dodged by the way.

He forgot that his martial arts had been lost.

With a "bang", he suffered a heavy blow to the head, and the flesh on the chopsticks brushed against his lips.

"You're looking for death!"

Hitting someone is nothing, but hitting someone who is dying of starvation is too much. Guan Qianjian was furious, roared like a beast and jumped up, raised the tiger wings in his hand over the top, and knocked them at the heads of several thugs one by one.

"Knock, knock, knock......"

He noticed that the sound of the sword striking on everyone's head was somewhat different. The voice of the fleshy is dull, and the thinner ones are crisper and more pleasant.

The first round of battle ended quickly, the opponent was numerous, but unarmed, although Guan Qianjian was hit several times in a row, he still achieved a temporary victory, and knocked them back one by one.

The middle-aged man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and shouted: "Don't copy the guy yet!"

These young men are all brave, and once they are not in a good position, who is not in a hurry to be disgraced? There is no need to be reminded at all, or to carry chairs, or to carry tables, or to grab plates, and in an instant they are fully armed.

Guan Qianjian licked the blood from the knife edge in the past, and lived with his head on his head anytime and anywhere, when was he afraid? At this time, he was surrounded by a group of gangsters, and he couldn't help but feel a little afraid.

"Don't come here, whoever comes will be unlucky!" he was in a hurry, picked up the hot pot in front of him, and made a gesture.

The hot pot is the size of a basin, and it is inevitably a little funny to be used as a weapon by him at this time.

The enemy knew the essence of giving back to the other in the way of the other, and each picked up a hot soup pot on the nearest table, and threatened him: "If you try to splash it!--obediently put it down for me, and you have to discuss, otherwise, you can only splash one person in one basin, and we will drown you in one basin." ”

Guan Qianjian was originally wishful thinking, and after scaring the other party, he took the pot and meat away, and he could still have a full meal. Now it seems that the people of this world are not so easy to deal with.

He was defeated, and without saying a word, he stepped on the windowsill with one foot, and was about to slip away.

"Catch him, don't let him run!" the middle-aged man commanded.

The thugs threw the soup pot in their hands, rushed up, grabbed Guan Qianjian's leg that had not yet arrived and brought it to the windowsill, and pulled it back.

Guan Qianjian poured the pot backwards.

"Ahh

There was a crackling sound, and the fists and feet rained down on all parts of Guan Qianjian's body.

It wasn't until he was beaten that his flesh and blood were blurred and his breath was dying, and the middle-aged man waved his hand: "Okay, let me ask him." ”

Several people either took their collars or grabbed their arms, and put up Guan Qianjian, who was as weak as mud, and sent it to the middle-aged man.

Guan Qianjian lowered his head and let the nosebleed fall directly to the ground instead of flowing into his mouth.

"You broke this glass?" the middle-aged man pointed to where he had entered.

Guan Qianjian knew that the thing was called glass, and tilted his head to look at the other party: "It turns out that this broken thing is yours, who let it stand in my way?"

The middle-aged man didn't expect this person to be a stone in a pit, smelly and hard, an uppercut punch hit him the chin, "You are deliberately trying to make trouble! I can't kill you today......

Ten minutes later, he was carried out of the store by four men, and the other two followed him and kicked him in the ass.

"Where to throw it, sewer or trash can?" a few people discussed.

"The principle of proximity. ”

Guan Qianjian looked up and saw that they were walking towards a yellow and green broken box on the side of the road, which contained rotten fruits, dead mice, and leftovers, and a stream of black water flowed from the bottom of the box, which was so stinking that people wanted to vomit.

"Upside down," shouted several people when they reached the box, "stand up, one, two, three, in—go." ”

Guan Qianjian's head and feet were thrown into the trash can, but fortunately, the pile inside was very thick, loose and soft, so as not to break his head.

After tossing for a long time, the sky has darkened, the road is lit up with orange lights, and the traffic is becoming more and more congested. Guan Qianjian slowly crawled out of the garbage heap, his head was dizzy, his whole body was in pain, his abdomen was empty, and he felt as if he was about to get seriously ill.

He struggled to his feet and walked aimlessly, the fantasy in his mind suddenly appeared and served him a fragrant meal.

Then she was a little worried, if she saw my embarrassed appearance now, and knew that I had lost my martial arts and became a waste, she would definitely regret knowing me.

But in a blink of an eye, now that he is alone, suffering in this strange world, as long as he can see Yunni, even if he is despised by her, what is there to be afraid of?

What's more, she is by no means a force eye, seeing him down, she will only try her best to help and support.

In this way, the longing for her deepened, and an inexplicable pathos filled his heart, making him almost cry.

I don't know how long I walked, how many distances I had, but I felt that the world was gradually quiet, many doors were closed, many lights were turned off, and there were fewer people.

In the end, he was the only one left on the empty street.

In this way, he became a man who was abandoned by both worlds at the same time.

He was drowsy, sat down on a random roof, and thought sadly: I can only spend the night here today, it seems that this world is in spring, but fortunately it is not too cold.

After sitting for a while, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and in a dim corner beside him, there seemed to be a pair of ill-intentioned eyes lurking, staring at him, as if he would rush out at any time to prey on him.

Guan Qianjian looked sideways vigilantly, and just three or five feet away, there was a man sitting cross-legged in tattered clothes and dirty, staring at his father and enemy, with a face full of anger.

This man is very short, on a par with rabbits, especially at night, and it is really easy to ignore if you don't look closely.

"I didn't kill your father...... I didn't kill your father......" Guan Qianjian almost opened his mouth to explain.

But he immediately figured out the situation: it turned out that he was impartial and was sitting on the "bed" of the dwarf.

The so-called bed is to spread a broken straw mat on the ground, and then pick up a quilt like lard residue, and the pillow is a red brick.

Almost all homeless people have such a bed, but this dwarf homeless man has one thing special: he also has a chess endgame on his bed.

"Can't go!" the dwarf's slightly childish voice grew even more angry.

What if you don't go? If you're so short, be careful that I hit you. Guan Qianjian thought so, but didn't say so.

In an instant, he deeply felt that not only was the diminutive man in front of him a dwarf, but he himself, although he was tall and big, he was useless in this strange world, so why wasn't he a dwarf?

With his hands on his knees, he decided to immediately retreat from someone else's territory.

Suddenly, I heard a "snap", and then: "If you don't go, I'll go-general!"

It turns out that this is not the other. Guan Qianjian realized that he had met a master. I really didn't expect this little beggar to be a chess saint who wandered in the rivers and lakes.

Guan Qianjian looked back at the chess game, but couldn't help but laugh wildly, "snap", and took the lead, pressing the opponent's general below.

It turned out that the dwarf used the chariot to bring someone else's army, forgetting that this chariot was originally used to jam the horse's feet, and as soon as the chariot was displaced, he handed over his own general to the opponent's horse's hooves.

Guan Qianjian won without a fight, feeling that he had finally achieved a rare victory in this new world.

The dwarf was not convinced, and was indignant: "I'm hungry and dizzy, so I will lose all the games by mistake, if I am full, where are you my opponent?"

Guan Qianjian teased: "You can't sleep, blame the bed crookedly, and you can't pull out the monster pit." Okay, I'll wait for you to eat enough, and then I'll come and learn your tricks. I snickered in my heart, and when he ate, I begged for some cushions by the way, and then I found a way.

I didn't want the dwarf to look gloomy, so he lowered his head: "I don't have any money." ”

"You don't have any money, I'll ask you. Guan Qianjian looked at his pitiful appearance, and couldn't help blurting out these words. Then I remembered a very important thing and added: "However, I don't have the money to ......."

The gnome's eyes were like a three-hundred-watt light bulb, energized, lit up, and then exploded with a "pop!". - He was excited and angry: "Fuck you!"

Guan Qianjian disagreed: "Can't you have a treat if you don't have money? I'm not a liar who plays tricks casually." As he spoke, he looked around and found that only one shop on the opposite side of the whole street had not yet closed, and the red background and yellow letters on the door of the store read "Shaxian Snacks", which was a small restaurant.

"Let's go, I'll take you to dinner!" he stood up enthusiastically, as if he really had the ability to open the door.

The dwarf's upper lips curled: "I'm not going to this house." I was beaten last month, and it's not good today. ”

Guan Qianjian raised his face and laughed: "It turns out that you are afraid of fighting, and if you want to eat, you have to dare to sacrifice." Look at my face, I was just beaten up!"

The dwarf still shook his head vigorously: "If you want to go, I won't go." ”

"Well, I'll bring you some leftovers. Guan Qianjian shook his head, tightened his belt, prepared to be beaten, and crossed the road with a majestic spirit and walked into the store.

"Cut me three catties of beef! Two pots of rice!" he said, like throwing a grenade into someone's store.

A man ran out of the inner compartment, wiping his hands on his apron and looking at the guests with a smile.

It turned out to be a rather beautiful young woman, with a clean face, ruddy and delicate.

"Haha," she couldn't help but smile and tremble, "You are acting, you really don't leave your profession for three sentences, and you have come to me." Huh? It's weird, how do you celebrities come to patronize a small shop like mine? Experience life? Or is it hype?"

Guan Qianjian never expected to fall into Gentle Township this time, he saw that this woman was lively, and her demeanor was a little charming, and she seemed to have misunderstood herself as someone with status, so she relaxed a lot, endured the pain on her face, and showed a chic smile: "It's because I heard that the proprietress here is a big beauty, so I came to patronize it." He picked up his seat and sat down.

The woman was praised by him, her eyebrows and eyes were full of spring, and her eyes only swirled on Guan Qianjian's face, "Ouch, I'm embarrassed if you say that." You are in the entertainment industry, and I am afraid that there are more beautiful women who have slept with me than the guests I serve, what am I? However, I know that what you said is a lie, but I still want to thank you! What to eat? Probably the first time I have come to such a low-end place, there is a menu on the wall, you see, just eat, I have a treat. It's rare to see a star, and I can't be too stingy, right?......"

Guan Qianjian was a little embarrassed by her, and looked back at the menu on the wall to hide his already red face. muttered in his heart: "What kind of trick is this star, he can sleep with so many women? Since he is here, he must have a good time, and don't tell Yunni when he goes back." ”

He was puzzled: "Why did she think I was a star as soon as I came?

After looking at the menu for a while, I asked for ten boxes of egg fried rice. The woman asked him, "Why do you want so much, today, your entire crew is on a whim and experiencing life?"

Guan Qianjian didn't quite understand what she meant, and replied ambiguously: "Yes, there are many of us." ”

The woman asked again, "Don't drink soup, just eat?"

Guan Qianjian thought about it for a while, anyway, it was eaten for nothing, so it was complete, and he added it for nothing, and asked for ten pork rib soup.

The woman happily turned into Zhang Luo, and talked to Guan Qianjian without a ride.

"What are you playing this time? martial arts movie, right? Look at the makeup you put on, you know that your nose is blue and your face is swollen, and you are wearing a costume and holding a sword. What's the title of the film?Who plays the female number one?Is it the new otaku god known as G milk?haha,Big breasts and no brains......"

The more Guan Qianjian listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, daring to love her for treating me as a joke? Thinking of this, he was furious in his heart, and he was about to scold as soon as he slapped the table.

When the woman heard the loud noise, she was so frightened that she returned the kitchen knife in her hand and cried out: "Oh, what kind of sound......?

Guan Qianjian was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but laugh: "What am I talking about with a woman? Besides, she is still a rare good person, if you offend her, where can you find food to eat?"

"There are mosquitoes!" he smacked on the table a few more times.

Soon the woman's soup and rice were ready, packed neatly, holding a bag in one hand, hurriedly looked at Guan Qianjian's table, and ran back, saying as she ran:

"Wait, don't rush to leave, I have one more thing to ask you to help with. ”

Guan Qianjian was a little nervous, she wouldn't invite me to a meal, so she asked me to kill someone for her.

In the blink of an eye she trotted all the way back, shoved a ballpoint pen into his hand, pulled down her apron with one hand, and began to untie her clothes.

Guan Qianjian lowered his head and was studying the gift she had given, when suddenly a beautiful back appeared in front of him, soft and smooth, white and tender, not inferior to the white fox's condensation.

His heart jumped, and he secretly admired: "This woman is really a stunner, looking at her face, she doesn't necessarily look fair, but she has such a flavor when she takes off her clothes!"

Then there was a battle between heaven and man: "The first time we met, the two sides didn't know each other, she threw herself into her arms like this, did I eat her honestly and sleep with her......?"

After thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly heard the woman shrink into her clothes and say: "Sign my name, just sign it on my back, first write 'Jing Zhong Serve the Country', and then your name." (To be continued.) )