"What do celebrities do?" Guan Qianjian ran back with his meal and asked. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The dwarf first glanced at the two bags full of his hands, touched his empty stomach, and showed an excited look on his face, and his buttocks on the ground kept shaking to the sides, like a tumbler, and his hands were ready to move.

But he was suddenly a little embarrassed, and withdrew the hand that had just been stretched out.

They haven't said anything about it for me, so I should be more reserved.

He saw Guan Qianjian standing still after asking the question, looking like I wouldn't give you food if you didn't answer, and said angrily: "I don't even know what a star is, where are you from?"

Guan Qianjian was touched by his question, and sighed angrily: "Alas, I'm from another world......"

"Another world?" the dwarf looked him up and down, with undisguised disgust in his eyes, "You fled here, right?"

Guan Qianjian was embarrassed by what he said, thinking that this person spoke like a rabbit, and he didn't give face at all.

"Hehe, sort of," he sat down with a smile and put the rice and soup firmly on the bed, "what the hell is a star for? Do you think I look like a star?"

The rabbit spirit finally couldn't help it, no longer waiting for someone to be invited, separated the plastic bag by himself, took out the lunch box, and sighed: "Wow, so much! You can have a full meal today! Are you really good! -- Are you a star? I think you are definitely a superstar, an international superstar, at least among the people who ask for food! Haha. ”

When he opened the lid and held the box of yellow, orange, orange, fragrant rice in front of him, he suddenly stopped talking.

At this time, the boxed lunch in his hand is like a girl he loves, lying on the bed. He wanted to jump up and tear her clothes all over her body with a rough twist and five by two, so that her ketones could be seen at once. But at the same time, he also wanted to slowly undo one button at a time, so that her skin would be exposed point by point.

From the perspective of this box of lunch, the dwarf has become a demon, ****** Guan Qianjian seemed to see through his thoughts, and whispered comfort: "It's okay, let's eat, there are many here, and it's not just one box......"

The dwarf's nose dug deep into the meal and opened its mouth to the maximum.

Then stand still. He didn't start chewing.

He let out a groan.

No one knew he was crying. When he raised his head, the corners of his eyes were not tears, but grains of rice, and there were grains of rice in his nose, but there were no grains in his mouth.

"I'm going to eat slowly. He said.

Guan Qianjian left an empty box on the ground, bit his chopsticks in his mouth, and continued to reach for the second box. Only then did I remember that I hadn't drunk soup.

"Are you singing?" When he ate the third box, Guan Qianjian heard a strange sound, which was both like a cat meowing and a human crying.

"I didn't sing, I thought it was you farting. The dwarf said.

The two looked down and looked around.

Listening closely, they felt that the sound seemed to come from underground, and it was not a single point, but a circle. It seems that there is a group of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, surrounding the two, and it is terrifying to listen to in the middle of the night.

The dwarf's face changed color, he supported the ground with one hand, and moved his butt closer to Guan Qianjian.

Guan Qianjian suddenly stared at his feet, with a look of surprise, as if he had made a very important discovery.

The dwarf saw that he was calm, a little relieved, and followed his gaze, and was immediately stunned!

Those were two strange little creatures. The gnome dared to assure that it was definitely a novel species, which had never been discovered before, and if he caught them and sent them to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, he would have to be given the title of biologist.

It was only an inch tall, and it was extremely delicate, like a peach blossom, pink and crystal clear.

What's even more strange is that it looks exactly like a human, clearly a baby that has been shrunk countless times and stripped of its clothes. The reason why they are called babies, not adults, is because they have no hair on their bodies.

The two little ones held hands, bouncing and making terrifying songs, and a pair of blue eyes, like two brand-new checkers beads, very smart.

But in the eyes of the gnomes, they are just things like crystal shrimp dumplings.

Although egg fried rice is delicious, there is no meat, which is always a fly in the ointment.

He opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, and shook at the two little red men, like a dog about to die of heat.

One of the little red men looked up, covered his mouth and smiled, then opened his arms, which were only the thickness of grasshopper legs, touched the ground with one toe, opened the other foot at 90 degrees, turned around twice in place, and jumped to his tongue. With a light body and a flowing body, it is actually a perfect ballet move.

Its companion was very happy to see it, and echoed it from afar in the ground, pretending to be a male swan for courtship.

Then there was a scream, and the courting male swan pounced on the dwarf's immoral mouth at the speed of Shenzhou 70.

Blood flowed from the dwarf's mouth, but he bit and refused to let go, covering it tightly with his hands, his jawbone beating up and down like the needle of a sewing machine, chewing desperately.

Guan Qianjian wouldn't know what he did: he actually ate other people's wives alive.

Guan Qianjian threw the lunch box and vomited.

After the male swan launched one fierce attack after another on the dwarf, he finally found himself powerless, withdrew from his bruised face, jumped high and low on the ground like a bouncing ball, and let out a lament of fate that was more miserable than the second spring reflecting the moon.

When the dwarf ate the little red man, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, first of all, it was spicy from his stomach, and what he was most afraid of was spicy, why didn't he find it when he chewed it!

Then he felt the spiciness somehow turn around and turn to the two arms, then the palms, and the knuckles......

Guan Qianjian was stunned! He saw the dwarf stand upside down, jumping up and down with his arms again and again, jumping higher and higher, until he exceeded the height of one floor. And when he fell, he either supported it with his fists or with his five fingers, and it didn't look difficult at all.

"I didn't expect you to have two brushes, and you were barely qualified to be my bodyguard. Guan Qianjian looked up at the dwarf, and then followed him back to the ground. He felt tired of talking like that.

"Don't be in a hurry to offer treasures, I'm afraid that you will eat three boxes of lunch in vain, and you will starve again in the middle of the night. ”

"I don't want to, but I can't stop!" the dwarf replied as he went up and down, his tone a little flustered. "This little red man is weird, I didn't eat it if I knew it, I blamed me for being greedy, and now I'm in trouble......"

Guan Qianjian knew that he couldn't help him, so he had to let him jump to death.

After a long time, the dwarf finally stopped, exhausted and panting, and covered in sweat.

"Whew, whew, whew, I'm so hungry! Can you get ten more boxes of lunch?" he knelt on the ground, like a fish on the shore, and stirred his cheeks.

Guan Qianjian stretched out his hand and pointed at his collar, and scares him in a sharp voice: "You are dead, the ghost of someone's husband is not gone, I have to seek revenge on you." ”

The dwarf stood up smartly and slapped his hands at the place where Guan Qianjian's fingers were.

But it was empty. Guan Qianjian clearly saw the unmarried male swan dangling on the collar, and a swing went around the dwarf's chin and rolled over his head.

Like a cat chasing its own tail, the dwarf spun around the ground countless times and still found nothing.

He shouted at Guan Qianjian: "Fucking come and help, don't just laugh! If you catch him and eat him, you can jump as high as me......"

Guan Qianjian made an exaggerated vomiting motion, "You want me to eat people? For that jump, I could have done it with a single hair. ”

The dwarf ignored his boasting of a large lung capacity, and only said, "What do you mean by this height? It's a story high! The world champion is no match for me." And I have a hunch that as long as I am fed, I can jump higher, and maybe I will ......grow taller."

Guan Qianjian teased him: "Maybe you will become a girl, because if you eat it, it is only a mother." Ha ha. ”

The dwarf was stunned and stopped playing with the male swan. After a while, he found a rebuttal: "Could it be that you used to be a woman, and you ate too much male pork to become a man?"

Guan Qianjian was speechless.

One of them was beaten, the other was tired, and when they had eaten their fill, they fell asleep.

But the dwarf seemed to have something on his mind, sighed, and tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.

Guan Qianjian was so noisy by him, and he didn't dare to scold him, for fear that he would nag endlessly.

But the gnome himself spoke. He let out a long sigh and asked, "Do you also have a goddess in your heart?"

Guan Qianjian didn't understand what a goddess was, thinking that he probably asked him if he believed in Guanyin Bodhisattva, and said in a daze: "There is no other god in my heart, only the sword god, that is myself." ”

The dwarf asked, "Do you have a woman you like, and you like her so much that you revere her and worship her as if she were a god, and you can't bear to defile her, and even the thought of kissing her is a sin......

Guan Qianjian didn't expect that this person was not only a "chess saint", but also a "love saint".

He was reluctant to reveal his heart casually, and confided in his emotional trauma with a person he met in Pingshui, and asked casually: "Listen to you sing and sigh, there must be such a person in your heart?"

The dwarf is waiting for this sentence, asking others is just a shadow, the purpose is to induce others to ask themselves. He struck the snake with the stick, and went on and on:

"Of course! The one in my heart is the salesperson of the clothing store next to us. For a beggar, where can I not stay, where can I not sleep? Why do you say that I chose to live in this place that cannot shelter from the wind or rain for a long time? Just to be able to see her every day!

"She came early in the morning to open the door and came back late so I stayed with her all day...... Ah, I'm so happy! She's so pretty, she looks like a model! You're late today, if you had been earlier, you could have met her......"

Guan Qianjian listened very tiredly, trying to change the topic: "What is a model?"

The dwarf was immersed in happy memories, and did not care at all about his mouth, patiently explaining: "The model is the most beautiful woman in the world, because the most beautiful women have gone to model......"

Guan Qianjian was drowsy, his eyelids were like a heavy burden, he struggled weakly, and said inarticulate like a drunk: "Oh, then I know, Yunni is the model of the model." ”

The dwarf didn't listen to what he had to say, and reminded, "Don't interrupt!" and said dementedly, "She's the only one in the city who gave me a whole bun to eat." In fact, there are many people who have thrown me steamed buns, but they think of me because they can't eat them. If they can't eat it, they will have to drill out the filling and give me the bun shell to eat. She is the only one who gives me the shell and the stuffing, and one day, I will dedicate myself to her with the shell and the filling...... Hey, I love her, and she loves me......"

Guan Qianjian can't imagine that a beautiful woman loves a dwarf, and there can be anything other than maternal love. He changed the subject again: "You haven't told me your name yet." ”

"My name is Yunni. ”

"Huh?" Guan Qianjian sat up in shock, and his sleepiness disappeared.

The dwarf resolutely disagreed with Guan Qianjian's proposal to ask him to change his name.

The next morning, as soon as Guan Qianjian opened his eyes, he saw the dwarf Yunni sitting cross-legged on the bed, staring at the clothing store next to him with a pair of eyes, looking demented.

Guan Qianjian looked sideways, a fat girl with a pockmarked face, ran out of the door in a hurry, the first time failed to succeed, maybe the door design of this store is very problematic: too narrow, can only allow two people to pass in parallel, encountering a real heavyweight through one is a problem.

When she ran to the door, her shoulders were stuck in the door frame, and she let out a coquettish grunt.

"Why can't I go out, didn't I lose weight last night?

Enraged, she took two steps back, straightened up, retracted her stomach, and moved sideways and outward.

It's the chest that's stuck this time.

"Ahh

In the end, he used both hands to push and pull, and finally pulled his cup out of the door, and the whole person staggered out.

Guan Qianjian looked back at the dwarf, still with an infatuated face, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was indescribably fascinated and admired.

"This is the goddess in his heart?" Guan Qianjian remembered what the dwarf had said yesterday, and he understood a little. "What a god-like being!" he said secretly, and suddenly he was shocked, I had only slept in this world all night, how could it be that the way I spoke had changed?

He didn't have time to dig deeper, because there was a scolding in his ears, his voice was so loud, and his voice was so thick that Guan Qianjian felt that it was difficult to find an opponent not to mention in this world, even in another world.

"Dirty things, you haven't rolled yet! Do you want the old lady to beat you again, so you are willing to leave? Give you a bun to eat, because you are pitiful, and you are still worried. I don't pee carefully, I look a little bigger than my fingers, it's worse than a toad, and I want to eat my mother's swan meat, it's really!"

She crossed her waist with both hands, which she couldn't find with a flashlight, and stomped her feet while scolding. Stomping and stomping, he arrived at the "bedside", standing between the dwarf and Guan Qianjian, and the spit flew sideways, splashing the faces of the two of them. Guan Qianjian was still worried that there was no place to wash his face, but now it is automatically delivered to the door. (To be continued.) )