"This young lady, you grew up eating steamed buns, right? The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Guan Qianjian listened to her scolding so ugly that she couldn't help but stand up for her "roommate".

The fat girl turned around, a pair of slender little eyes happened to look at Guan Qianjian, and she shrank in fright, and suddenly got up embarrassed, and said: "I love buns, why are you, handsome guy, you want to invite me to eat?" But I said in advance, I only eat vegetable buns, not meat buns. ”

Guan Qianjian smiled: "Then why?"

The fat girl pinched the corners of her clothes with both hands, twisted and pinched, and said, "Don't you see? ”

Just now she roared, and the sound shook a few streets, and many people came to see the excitement, including the proprietress of Shaxian snacks opposite, she was close and ran in the front.

Guan Qianjian was being amused by the fat girl and laughed, but he didn't expect to be happy and sad, and a pretty face with willow eyebrows suddenly inserted in front of him.

"Aren't you the celebrity who went to my store yesterday to cheat and cheat on eating and drinking? It turned out to be a fake, it turned out to be a stinky begging for food!" She just said these two words, her face was distorted and deformed, and at the same time, her hands became claws, stretched out in front of Guan Qianjian, and shouted: "You liar, take mine and give it back to me, and spit it out after eating me, you liar! You liar......

Guan Qianjian was pressed down on the "bed", wanting to resist, not knowing where to start, wanting to escape, this woman launched a madness with amazing strength, and in a blink of an eye, the clothes outside had been torn.

He was so anxious that he shouted: "If you have something to say, don't take off people's clothes, the sky is blue and the sun is white, and the public will let people see the joke! If you take yours and eat yours, you can't spit it out, and if you spit it out, you can't sell it to others." Don't worry, one day I will give it back to you...... Oops, don't take it off, don't blame me for being a hooligan......"

At this time, the people of the whole street had probably gathered, and when they heard "Shaxian Xi Shi" scolding Guan Qianjian for being a liar, they all thought that he had deceived her heart and eaten her tofu.

This "Shaxian Xi Shi" is well-known far and wide, how many men hug their wives at night, and what appears in their minds is not her Qianying? There have also been people who have spent a lot of thought, just to have a night with her, but her husband happens to be the coach of the martial arts hall, so he doesn't dare to be too presumptuous.

Now when I heard that someone was the first to climb, these wild bees and butterflies were even more angry than her husband, I don't know who shouted first, everyone hated the enemy, fought bravely, and each made an old fist.

Guan Qianjian was like falling into a beating machine, punch after kick, kick after kick, one punch after another, and he was overwhelmed.

He lowered his head and looked out between the legs of all kinds of men and women, and the dwarf sat on the bed like a stone sculpture, motionless, without the slightest intention of helping the needy.

"Hey, do you have a little conscience, come and help!" he remembered that yesterday, the dwarf could still use his hands to stand upside down and jump to the height of a floor, although it was not much, but it should be more than enough to deal with these ignorant people.

The dwarf just shrugged his shoulders and wiped his eyes with his hands, apparently sobbing silently.

"It's really useless!" Guan Qianjian cursed, held his head in both hands, squatted down, and said in his heart: "It depends on whether you beat me to death first, or exhaust yourself to death." ”

Someone in the outer layer of the circle suddenly shouted: "The main lord is coming, everyone stops, the main lord is here, let Bruce Lee's heirs take action in person, teach the cuckold guy a lesson." ”

When everyone heard this, they stepped back one after another, widening the circle and making a gap.

Guan Qianjian stood up slowly, it seemed that the person was dressed in white, with a big martial character written on his chest, his waist was round and broad, like a thick wall made of stone, and the surface was uneven.

He glared at Guan Qianjian with murderous aura, stretched out his hand to the side, grabbed his wife's hair, shook his wrist, pulled it in front of him and asked, "You were slept with him?"

Shaxian Xi Shi raised his hands to protect the roots of his hair and screamed: "Don't listen to people's nonsense, he didn't sleep with me, he just had a bully meal in our store!"

All the men present, except for Guan Qianjian and the martial arts coach who was Xi Shi's husband, a pair of thief eyes were staring at Xi Shi's chest. They found that when she raised her hands high, the two small peaks were perfect in height and shape!

The martial arts coach knew that he didn't have a green hat, so he felt a lot more relaxed in his heart, and he opened his wife, and suddenly his legs were crossed, his hands were raised, he sat on the horse, made a lunge, and raised his voice and let out a clear whistle: "Babble-ah-" made a move in his hand, which means to say, come on!

"It's really worthy of being the successor of Bruce Lee, and even the voice is so similar. "Someone gave a thumbs up.

Guan Qianjian looked at him like a dog skin plaster, and thought: Although I no longer have divine skills to protect my body, I am also a martial artist, can't I even beat a street performer?

He took the sword in his hand horizontally, and used it as a short club, and was about to put on a posture, when he heard two sounds, "I'll fight-", "Ah-hit--" in front of him, and a kick in the chest was followed by another punch in the nose.

When he opened his eyes and looked closely, the wings of the sword and tiger also fell into the hands of the other party.

"This guy weighs a few pounds, and he sells it to a blacksmith shop, and he can barely afford a bowl of egg fried rice, hehe. The martial arts instructor swept his sword, pulled his wife with one hand, turned around and left.

Guan Qianjian broke out in a cold sweat: "I came to this messy world because of the tiger's wings, and if I want to lose it, how can I go back?"

"Give it back to me!" he roared, crouched down, and pounced.

"I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I'm fighting

The crowd gathered again, some spitting, some kicking him twice, and all yelling: "Get out of here!" Don't you know, we are a civilized street here, don't lose all our honor because of you......"

With the help of everyone's tiptoes and curses, Guan Qianjian stood up with difficulty, and one by one he withdrew from the first stop he came to this world, the street of civilization.

At no time in his life did he grieve as he did today, because he knew that he had lost his sword and wanted to go back, and there was little hope!

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"It turns out that you came to this world by mistake because of a sword, and I thought it was because your parents were impulsive or didn't take safety measures. ”

After Guan Qianjian escaped from the civilized street, he wandered around alone all day, and when it was the dead of night, he sneaked back to look for the dwarf.

Although this guy refused to help at all when he was beaten, in this world, Guan Qianjian only knew him, and he really had no choice.

When the dwarf listened to Guan Qianjian's account of the importance of the sword and hoped that he would help recapture it, he made the above macro statement.

"Are you willing to help me?" Guan Qianjian was a little annoyed, "It's not that I said you, the cause of this incident is because we ate the white food of Shaxian Xishi, and you also have a share of this, and you have eaten seven boxes out of ten boxes, from both the moral and moral aspects, you can't stay out of it." ”

But the dwarf said, "Don't pull me in." Is this a problem of simply eating white food? Eating white food is eating white food, who told you to pretend to be a celebrity and deceive people's feelings?"

Guan Qianjian shouted injustice: "When did I impersonate? It was she who said that I was a star as soon as she saw me, and I didn't even know what a star was." When I came back, the first thing I did was ask you for this? Also, even if we had just met, we still had food and hardships together, and those people besieged me, and you didn't even let out a fart......

The dwarf sat on the "bed" and waved his hand sideways: "Don't say it! I'm afraid of being beaten by others, and I know that I have a lot of strength now, but I still only know how to be beaten, and I don't know how to beat people." Besides, wasn't I falling out of love when you were beaten?"

"Do you really take this seriously?" Although Guan Qianjian had never heard the word broken love, he probably knew that he was talking about being scolded by the fat girl, and he couldn't help but take a closer look at the dwarf's face.

At this look, I found that the dwarf's face was also blue and purple.

"What's the matter? They beat me and I can't get angry, and they come to beat you again?"

The dwarf frowned and sighed: "Hey, didn't I tell you that I was out of love?" Later, I went to confess to her, and what I said was from the bottom of my heart, but I didn't expect that not only did I not move her, but I was beaten by her. ”

Guan Qianjian couldn't help but smile and persuade: "There is no grass at the end of the world, just look at it." Isn't she just a woman? Even if she is really important to you, if you find another two, three, or ten or eight, can't you compare to her catties and two?"

The dwarf gritted his teeth and said solemnly, "I think so too!" But, no matter what, I'm still very sad. Do you know what I want to do most right now?"

Guan Qianjian shook his head.

The dwarf said proudly, "I want to drink!" and asked, "Can you get drunk with me?"

Guan Qianjian waved his hands together: "I can't accompany you here." ”

The dwarf sneered: "Then if you are willing to drink with me, I will accompany you to get your baby back?"

Guan Qianjian thought about it again and again, drinking alcohol is at most drunk and half dead, and if he can't get the sword back, life is better than death, the lesser of two evils, and resolutely agreed: "What you said is true? Okay, we will make up our minds!"

The dwarf smiled: "A word is a certainty!"

Guan Qianjian was puzzled: "But you are penniless, you can't even eat, what do you use to sell wine?"

The dwarf smiled: "What era is it, and you still sell alcohol? Of course, there is a place to drink, and that is the bar." You're such a hillbilly!" he said as he stood up and was about to set off in high spirits.

Guan Qianjian looked at his body, his coat had been torn by Shaxian Xi Shi, and only the close-fitting clothes were left, which was really not very decent, and he couldn't help but ask again: "Are there many people in the place where you are going?"

The dwarf was reminded by him to look at himself, a torn coat picked up at the entrance of the kindergarten was dirty, and the pants were opening a big mouth on the **, as if they were reserved for going to the toilet, and the shoes could also be used to make rat poison...... "It's not good, I have to get two beautiful ones to wear." He nodded.

"Where to get it?"

"Look at it as you go, everything is as it happens. ”

"You haven't told me what a celebrity is?" asked Guan Qianjian in the process of finding clothes to wear.

"A star is a bright and shiny sphere from afar, and a dull and pitted sphere up close. ”

"Oh, I see. Am I really like a star?"

"After you were beaten up, it was pretty much like that. ”

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"Are you sure this is for me?" Guan Qianjian said disgustedly, looking at the dress handed to him by the dwarf. The fabric of the skirt is composed of strange patterns of gold and brown, and at first glance it looks like it was worn by an old grandmother.

"Don't you like to wear skirts?" said the dwarf, with a surprised expression, "The first time I saw you, you wore a dress. But fortunately, your one was torn apart by Shaxian Xi Shi, it's too ugly! How beautiful this one is! In our place, celebrities are dressed like this. I searched for two whole streets and climbed more than a dozen houses before I picked it for you, and you can't bear to wear it?"

Guan Qianjian was suspicious of what he said, so he had to take it and put it on the outside of his underwear.

Then the dwarf found himself a well-fitting and fashionable children's outfit, along with a pair of sunglasses.

He put on his sunglasses, the collar of his jacket was upright, he made a cold expression, raised his head and said to Guan Qianjian: "Go, I'll take you to drink the best wine and soak the most beautiful girl." ”

Soon when he came to the bar street, the dwarf took off his sunglasses, pointed to a palace-style building, and said: "This is the most luxurious, the most expensive, and the most beautiful bar in the city and even the world. I'm happy today - no, it's a broken love, it's uncomfortable, I'll take you in and play with it, let's go!"

Guan Qianjian heard the loud drum beating inside, and it was expected to be a big scene, so he couldn't help but feel a little weak, and asked, "Let's just go in penniless?

The dwarf asked rhetorically: "From yesterday to today, what have you eaten, drunk and played, which one has you paid for?"

Guan Qianjian thought about it seriously and said, "It seems that there really isn't." ”

The dwarf laughed at him: "Like, why don't you say it more simply? You have never seen money in your life." I tell you, if anyone asks you, you just say you're looking for someone. When you are inside, you will sit down at any table that is not pleasing to your eyes, and you will drink with your stomach open. ”

Guan Qianjian frowned: "According to my past experience, when you don't like others, others also look at you unpleasantly, are you sure you want to sit on other people's tables?"

The dwarf waved his hand: "You don't know this, but everyone who goes in to drink, even if they sit at the same table, they don't necessarily know each other." Some are friends of Zhang San, some are friends of Li Si, and some are friends of friends, even if they don't like you, they have to give face to their friends, they won't beat you, at most they will instill you. ”

Guan Qianjian was confused by his "friend" coming to "friend", and reluctantly nodded in agreement: "Oh, don't worry, I'll take care of it." (To be continued.) )