"Haha, good fall, good fall, wow, w......ow, wow, wow," the dwarf clapped his hands in celebration. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Leng Su not only screamed in pain, but also rolled on the ground.

Guan Qianjian and Condensation knew that she had fallen hard, so they hurriedly squatted down to help.

"I'm really sorry, I broke you this time, I thought you could stand firm......" Guan Qianjian pulled Leng Zhi's arm and apologized vigorously.

"Fuck you, can you stand firm, can you try?" Before she could stand up straight, she snatched back her arm from Guan Qianjian's hand and kicked him hard first.

Guan Qianjian smiled: "I'm really sorry, I sincerely apologize to you, and I will definitely double the compensation if I have the opportunity in the future! Also, I want to thank you, in the confrontation just now, you taught me two things, first, in this world, you can't stand firm with one foot, and second, how should a person 'roll' ......"

Leng Su touched a big bag on the back of his head, listened to his teasing, went crazy, opened his mouth wide and shouted: "Ah-" The sound was curbing the clouds and lingering for a long time.

After calling, he pointed to his sister: "I am asking men to spend money to support me, you are spending money to support men, you are inferior to me, see what qualifications you have to say about me in the future!" and said: "You want these two little beggars to move in, you can, I won't stop you, I'll go!"

After speaking, he walked into the room with a catwalk, twisted his buttocks, shook his head, and his aura was not inferior to that of international supermodels on the catwalk.

Condensation motioned to Guan Qianjian and the two to find a place to sit first, "I'll enlighten her," she whispered.

Guan Qianjian and the dwarf sat down on a sofa in the hall, looking around, looking at the suite. Although the house is a little dilapidated, the sisters are very clean, and the walls are pasted with various paper cutouts to form pictures, which adds a bit of interest. There is a lonely person and a lonely street lamp, a chair by the sea and a pair of backs, a young man holding flowers to his sweetheart, and various letters and famous buildings, etc.

"What kind of life-saving benefactor, even if that Kaizi surnamed Zhang succeeds, I won't commit suicide, how can it be considered a life-saving? I still want him to succeed, so that I can make a good deal of money for him, who wants that birdman to be troublesome? It's just ruining my financial ......" The voice came from the room, and as soon as I heard it, I knew that the result of condensation and enlightenment must be a failure.

The suspicious scolding was accompanied by the sound of a rapid zipper closing, obviously packing up.

"Hey, how can there be such a person in the world?" Guan Qianjian couldn't help but sigh.

After a while, she had already pulled her suitcase out, and without looking at Guan Qianjian, she walked straight to the door.

"Sister, where are you going, even if you don't want to live with us, let me accompany you to find a suitable place, and it's not too late to move. Condensation chased him out from behind, and kept persuading, but he looked so weak.

Leng suspiciously twisted the doorknob lock without hesitation.

Guan Qianjian couldn't sit still anymore, stood up with a grunt, and said to her back: "You don't have to move, it's us who should go, let's still go sleep on the street!"

Leng Fei didn't listen to him a word, and had already walked up the stairs.

Guan Qianjian was about to chase him out, but Condensation stopped him: "Let her go, you can't pull her back, anyway, she hasn't come back for a few days in a month." ”

Guan Qianjian had no choice but to give up. The two sighed to each other, speechless for a moment.

After a long time, Guan Qianjian lowered his head and said distressedly: "I really don't understand, how can there be women who like to go in and out of that kind of place." ”

The condensation was uncertain, so he asked, "Where is it?"

Gnome interface: "Jinluan Palace." That's where we met your sister. ”

Condensation shook his head and said, "How many women really like that kind of place?

Guan Qianjian said angrily: "I see that she is having a good time." ”

Condensation sighed and said, "Where is she going to play, that's her job." - Huh, didn't you say there was a way to look at her?"

Guan Qianjian said a little embarrassed: "I originally thought that I would move in with you, so that I could keep an eye on her all the time, so that she couldn't mess around, but I didn't know that I had just arrived, and she rolled up and left." This is self-defeating. ”

Condensation hurriedly said: "Don't think about it, in fact, she thinks I care about her, and she has long been clamoring to move out, but she has never found a suitable excuse, and she just happened to find it today." Even if you don't come, she'll always find another reason. ”

Guan Qianjian thought for a while and said, "No matter what, we can't just give up. You just said that she works in the Golden Luang Palace, and I will also go there to find a job, and on the one hand, I can also earn back the rent and living expenses on the other hand. ”

When the dwarf heard this, he jumped up first: "Okay, yes, you go to apply for a waiter, I will still be your bodyguard, go to work with you, you say okay." It's so much fun, it's fun to think about!"

The dwarf jumped and jumped, and there was a "grunt" sound in his stomach, which was tactful and lingering, and it lasted for a long time.

Condensation looked around and asked, "What sound?"

The dwarf smiled awkwardly and pressed his stomach: "Hehe, it's probably the voice of the empty city plan." ”

Condensation remembered that it was noon, and he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so he said with a bright smile: "To congratulate the two housewarming, and to celebrate the arrival of my new roommate, I invite you to a big dinner!"

Guan Qianjian's eyes lit up when he heard this, but after thinking about it, he said: "It's not good for you to invite, I heard that your rules here are all men to eat, and it just so happens that we still have more than a thousand quick money in our hands that you repay us, so let's invite you." ”

Condensation didn't agree: "You have to save the more than 1,000 yuan, and now the two of you don't have a job, if you spend it lavishly, won't you be hungry again?"

Guan Qianjian patted his chest with his hand: "Don't worry, I will have a job right away, and I will have money right away!"

Condensation couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile: "You haven't applied yet, how do you know that people want you, and even if they accept you and give you a job as a waiter, how much is it a month, where can you be called rich?"

Guan Qianjian was half chilled by what he said, and even began to doubt life, but he still insisted on having a treat. The condensation was repeatedly postponed, but in fact, he was very happy in his heart. She grew to the age of twenty, and although she was outstanding, she was busy with her livelihood and had no time to fall in love, let alone accept any man's invitation. Now that Guan Qianjian volunteered, of course she was willing to feel it.

All that's left is the question of where to eat. Guan Qianjian has just arrived, he is not familiar with this area, he doesn't know what is delicious, and the dwarf has been mixed in front of and back in the civilized street for three years, but he thinks that the money in his hand belongs to Guan Qianjian alone, and he is not qualified to express any opinions at all.

In the end, he condensed and made a suggestion: "I know that there is a hot pot restaurant, which is very delicious and the business is also very good, I heard that foreigners on the other side of the ocean often come by plane to taste it!

When Guan Qianjian heard her say this, they were already secretly swallowing their saliva, how could they still have any opinions?

"This is it. The three of them walked for a while, condensed and pointed to the storefront in front of them.

Guan Qianjian raised his head, looked this store up and down, how familiar it looked, and suddenly remembered that when he first came here, he learned to eat overlord meals and was thrown into the trash can by several people, and his old face couldn't help but heat up slightly.

"Their glass has changed......" he said with some distraction.

Condensation was surprised: "You've noticed this, and you're really careful about your observation!"

Guan Qianjian smiled wryly and said, "It's not that I observed carefully, but that their last piece of glass was broken by me." Well, let's eat it in another place. ”

The dwarf jumped out and said, "What to change? I'm so hungry that my chest is on my back, and if I change it again, I'm going to rummage through the garbage can! Isn't it just breaking a piece of glass? You're a customer now, and you're coming as a god, can they still find you to accompany you? Even if they ask you to accompany you, with me as your bodyguard, what are you afraid of?"

Guan Qianjian thought so, and said: "So let's go in, if there is anything, I will go with Condensation first, and you will carry it in the back." ”

"No problem!" the gnome impassioned.

The three of them sat down by the window, and a waitress came up to order. Guan Qianjian saw that she was three points familiar, and hurriedly turned his face outside to pretend to look at the scenery.

When she was beaten the day before yesterday, she was probably one of the people who applauded.

"What kind of hot pot do you want to eat?"

"Beef stewed pig's trotters!" said the dwarf, hurrying.

"I'm sorry, we have beef hot pot and pig trotter hot pot here, but there is no beef stewed pig's trotters, do you think it is convenient to change the dish?"

"Then take one portion, one big portion! ”

"Okay, what do you need?"

"Water!" Guan Qianjian said.

"What kind of water do you prefer? Coke, 7-Up, or freshly squeezed juice?"

"I don't want any of this, I want to boil warm water and cold water!"

"This gentleman is so frugal," the waiter was obviously scolding, she glanced at Guan Qianjian, and said, "The hot pot may not be served so quickly, what snacks should you order first?"

When the dwarf heard that there was a snack, he swallowed hard and said, "If there is any snack, pick up the one that is full and serve it quickly!"

The waiter was disdainful, but he didn't show it too much, took a full breath, and wrenched his hand: "There are fried noodles, French rooster, Wu Dalang baked cakes, Pacific ......"

"Wu Dalang baked cakes to three dozen!"

The waiter didn't report half of the name of the dish, and was interrupted by a dwarf, his throat seemed to be stuck with a bone, and he coughed twice before he could speak: "Uh...... Okay - okay, three of you, please wait a minute. ”

She had just turned her back when she heard a cat meow. It is said to be like a cat meowing, and like a man crying. But she concluded that it was the cat crying.

"I'm sorry for the three VIPs, we have a rule in the store, beggars and pets are not allowed to enter, there is a small room specially prepared for pets outside the store, you can temporarily store it, and then adopt it after eating. The waiter bowed.

Guan Qianjian looked at the dwarf, and the dwarf looked at Guan Qianjian, his eyes were wide open, and his mouth was not small.

Condensed and surprised gazes jumped on the faces of the two. "Do you two bring pets? I didn't have them anyway. ”

"Is this a pet?" asked Guan Qianjian, pointing to the dwarf's collar. There hung a small, one-inch pink figure.

"Oh, it turned out to be a toy, okay, it's okay. Sorry, the three of you had a nice meal. "The waiter left.

Sixty-six thirty-six baked cakes were quickly delivered, and the dwarf grabbed six in one hand, opened his bow left and right, and munched on it as if no one was around, and half of it was gone in an instant.

Guan Qianjian saw that the situation was wrong, so he hurriedly grabbed two and handed them to Condensation: "You can taste it too." ”

Condensation was a little embarrassed: "You eat, I'll come by myself." ”

Guan Qianjian said: "It's okay, it's all so familiar, what are you polite?"

Condensation said: "It's not polite, I can't finish eating such a big one, I'll pick a small one myself." Eat it yourself. ”

Guan Qianjian said, "Okay, then I'll eat." ”

Condensing smiled, pointed his fingers, and was about to choose, when he looked down, he was immediately stunned.

The two plates on which the pancakes were put were empty in just three sentences!

This, this, this...... Isn't it thirty-six? Why is it gone so quickly? The boss cut corners and lied about the amount?

"Hehe, it's delicious," the dwarf said, sucking his fingers.

"You're done eating so soon?" Guan Qianjian looked at the dwarf in infinite amazement. The two in my hand had just taken a bite, and I hadn't had time to taste them yet.

"Is it fast?" the dwarf's fingers stopped in his hand, "As the saying goes, Sven is not eating, eating is fast, who is impatient to chew slowly." ”

"Okay," Guan Qianjian could only reluctantly agree, turned to condensation and said, "Do you want to give you a separate one?"

"No," Condensation said pretending not to care, but still a little embarrassed, "I'll eat beef and pig's trotters on my stomach." ”

Guan Qianjian reminded her earnestly: "When the hot pot comes up, we have to hurry up!"

"Hmm!" Condensation nodded vigorously, expressing deep sympathy.

There is a meat grinder with a dwarf, and the lady is like condensation, and there is no way to take too much care of the image, and the meal is like a blitzkrieg, which ends quickly, leaving two clinking empty pots.

"Settle accounts!" Guan Qianjian forcibly pressed a full burp and shouted loudly.

As soon as this sound came out, all the diners in the restaurant looked at it together, and they couldn't help laughing.

"You should say that you pay the bill, and settling accounts means asking people for trouble, and you will be laughed at. Condensation quietly explained to him.

"Okay, uh-" He still couldn't control his throat, and let the burp run out and alarm the diners a second time. "That, pay for it. ”

The waiter walked up and handed Guan Qianjian a list, "Hello, a total of 2,800 yuan was consumed." ”

"What!"

"What!"

"What!"

All three exclaimed at the same time.

"How much? I heard you right? Then they said in unison.

The waiter reported again.

"I only ate two pots of meat, added thirty-six baked cakes, and didn't drink a glass of wine, why do you need so much money?" the dwarf suddenly stood on the chair.

"Why don't you give it a discount. Condensation said innocently.

"Sorry, we don't have a discount here at the moment. ”

"Not for the time being, when will it be?" Guan Qianjian asked, and put forward a more naïve idea: "Why don't you wait for you to start discounting, and then we will pay?"